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Mufti Ismail Menk @muftimenk​ 17 Apr Attitude can take away your beauty no matter how good looking you are or it could enhance your beauty, making you adorable.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ I'm a stress free kind of guy
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16 Apr

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Jahar @J_tsar​ 16 Apr Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got somethin to say but nothin comes out when they move their lips; just a bunch of gibberish
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @ImRealTed fake story
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16 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ So then I says to him, I says, relax bro my beard is not loaded
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16 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ 16 Apr @therealAbdul_ #heavy I've been looking for those, there is a shortage on the black market if you wanna make a quick buck, nuff said..
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @therealAbdul_ you need to get Claritin clear
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16 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ 15 Apr There are people that know the truth but stay silent & there are people that speak the truth but we don't hear them cuz they're the minority

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Jahar @J_tsar​ @mellochamp *say
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15 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ 15 Apr @MelloChamp and they what "god hates dead people?" Or victims of tragedies? Lol those people are cooked
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @MelloChamp what's new with them?
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15 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ Ain't no love in the heart of the city, stay safe people
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15 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ @xXjungaXx good luck my brother, I'm sure you'll get in
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14 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ @xXjungaXx where yu going?
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14 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ @biggblakk92 oh ight
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14 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ 14 Apr @biggblakk92 yo bigblack why are you saying "is" instead of "as"
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Most Interesting Man @_DosEqiusMan_​ 14 Apr He once arm wrestled the Incredible Hulk. The loser had to paint himself green.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 13 Apr And here I thought nemo's dad was about to get it with dory but apparently this man turned into a female #thatscray
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Men Humor @MenHumor​ Genius. pic.twitter.com/FOZhGec4Dw
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31 Mar

troy @TroyCrossley​ @J_tsar just called me a pervert cus i like @GameOfThrones hmmmmmmm lol
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13 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ 13 Apr @TroyCrossley @gameofthrones every character on that show got

some sort of std bro, I do like the show tho
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 13 Apr @TroyCrossley ahaha word mayne but that's not why I like the show... Lol fair to say all those hoes are prolly dirty...
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 13 Apr @TroyCrossley lets not get ahead of ourselves now Troy, it's a good show but breaking bad we can relate to a little bit more, I like meth
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Jahar @J_tsar​ Got me a haircut, I don't usually do those
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13 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ 13 Apr @Kid_Wavyy lol dam that's not an easy task bruh, I'll see what I can do
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 13 Apr @Kid_Wavyy yea man never get into a family plan with foreigners
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Jahar @J_tsar​ the furious 5
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11 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ @DamnItGIO you know I'm not for that res dog
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11 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ 11 Apr Dreams really do come true, last night I dreamt I was eating a cheeseburger and in the afternoon today, guess what I was eating...
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 11 Apr Now we aint come here to start no drama, we just looking for our future baby mamas
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Science Porn @SciencePorn​ 10 Apr 1 person in the world has Syndrome X, which prevents normal aging. Brooke Greenberg is 20 but appears to be 1year old pic.twitter.com/blordLVutN
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Jahar @J_tsar​ Most of you are conditioned by the media
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10 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ Gain knowledge, get women, acquire currency #livestrong
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10 Apr

Eduardo Porto @eduardomporto​ fuck barcelona
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10 Apr

Eduardo Porto @eduardomporto​ 10 Apr how do they not show the champions league game on tv.... thats bullshit
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Jahar @J_tsar​ -you don't care that I smoke, right? -man, I wouldn't care if you shot yourself in the head ^friendship
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9 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ Living life too fast y'all need to slow down
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9 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ @xXjungaXx h youtu.be/CI1iecZ46cs this ever happen to you?? / : p t
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9 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ 8 Apr Imagine how reckless their weekend is going to be in #Louisville
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Not Common Facts ™ @NotCommonFacts​ A small child could swim through the veins of a blue whale.
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7 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ 7 Apr If you have the knowledge and the inspiration all that's left is to take action
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 6 Apr I really don't like it when I have one ear pressed against the pillow and I start to hear my heart beat, who can sleep with all that noise
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @MelloChamp #godyallsomebrokeboys
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4 Apr

Fill Werrell @FillWerrell​ The moment when you get your friend in trouble pic.twitter.com/I1h5k5JLkW
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4 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ I need a new show to watch
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4 Apr

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4 Apr

Drinking tea and I'm sweating
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Jahar @J_tsar​ I'm hot, about 103.4 degrees to be exact
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4 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ I got too much love and respect for the twins happy 20th fellas @CopDaWholeThang @Kid_Wavyy
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1 Apr

Eli Ward @EasyBuckets5​ 1 Apr Can we bring back poking!? Nothing says "eeeyahmean" like a nice poke
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Eli Ward @EasyBuckets5​ Real G's understand that boaties get fresher over time
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31 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ @sotirop_evi you're waaaay prettier of course
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31 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ @sotirop_evi don't say that Evi
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31 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ 31 Mar Hey @sotirop_evi turn to channel 30 you'll find your long lost brother pic.twitter.com/5fwwPeikpJ
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 31 Mar - Хороший мой... Бедненький... Маленький... Малюсенький... - Настя блять!!! Ну кто ТАК возбуждает?! #russian #prikol
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Earth Pics @EarthPix​ 31 Mar Amazing close up of a Human Eye pic.twitter.com/77Pjd1OPxn
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Jahar @J_tsar​ Naaah I'm just kiddin freeee the waaave
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30 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ Keep max b in jail
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30 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ 30 Mar Lunch, dinner ima let you get here but that was the best breakfast of all time
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Jahar @J_tsar​ No one is really violent until they're with the homies
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28 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ Like lee, I'm likely to make a joke out of chuck
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27 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred miiinutes
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27 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ @JukeMeng yeaa that's beefski
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27 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ Careful who you text pic.twitter.com/JA7NB81WUT
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27 Mar

mac @ChinksMcGee​ Lmaoooo pic.twitter.com/hNYQD60B1L
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26 Mar

Bett Zamparelli @BettZamparelli​ 26 Mar @J_tsar yeeah, they don't even know what to make of me over at the autocorrect headquarters !
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @bettzamparelli on second thought it must be a struggle for autocorrect to correct your thug swag
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26 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ 26 Mar @BettZamparelli I bet dawg, with you're unique lexicon it must be a struggle
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Jahar @J_tsar​ Autocorrect is fucking with my grammar
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26 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ 26 Mar Jeremy has 32 teeth, Johny 28 and Jamal 19, doesn't matter what toothpaste yu use what's important is not to buy Jordan's on release day
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Michael Derby @themikederby​ 26 Mar I give it three months til we start seeing retweet this for heaven favorite it for hell on twitter
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Jahar @J_tsar​ Being bilingual is da bomb

26 Mar

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Jahar @J_tsar​ -Выходи за меня замуж. -Хорошо, Согласна! И тишина -Ну ты больше ничего мне не скажешь, дорогой? -Да я и так уже, кажется лишнего пизданул
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26 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ 26 Mar I bought a pack of orbit today and the guy at the cash register asked if I wanted a bag. So I made him double bag it
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Earth Pics @EarthPix​ Eiffel Tower Struck by Lightning pic.twitter.com/qmq4n6eHcs
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25 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ 25 Mar @therealAbdul_ @sotirop_evi I can't watch my mouth that's physically impossible Abdul...
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @sotirop_evi @therealabdul_ lol but yea yu kids are alright
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25 Mar

Evi Sotiropoulou @sotirop_evi​ 25 Mar @J_tsar @therealAbdul_ haha shut up Jahar. You know you love it
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @sotirop_evi @therealabdul_
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25 Mar

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Jahar @J_tsar​ 25 Mar @sotirop_evi @therealAbdul_ oh my Kenyan god, oh my Greek goddess lol I'm kidding you guys are cute when yu do that in every post
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 25 Mar @MonTanA_BaBy replace that with fajr guy, then dhur and so on #wordsofwisdom for ya
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @MelloChamp 80% man, always
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25 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ 25 Mar That homework that I was supposed to do, yeaa I'm still doing it
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Jahar @J_tsar​ Walking dead then Vikings and maybe some homework

24 Mar

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Jahar @J_tsar​ 24 Mar #tmlt I just wrote y'all a horoscope for the day and most of you will be like "dam, that shit was so accurate" #goodmorning
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 24 Mar you will have to make tough decisions today and those decisions will influence your future, hardships will arouse and yu will roll up loud
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 24 Mar “@KidComeUp: Just got home like a real nigga decently poppin night...” Lol you're a clown bro #fuxwithit
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Childhood Ruined @ChiIdhoodRuiner​ Hahaha pic.twitter.com/jQuKXwvuOQ
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12 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ 22 Mar @TroyCrossley @xxjungaxx lets go whale watching... outside of Bellingham sq McDs
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 22 Mar I was gonna go for a 6am run aha I'm joking I woke up to eat some Nutella
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Jahar @J_tsar​ Not too early for breakfast, is it?
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22 Mar

Junes @xXjungaXx​ What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
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21 Mar

Just The-Facts @DrJohnnyBlaze​ 21 Mar dont waste my breath iont know how many moves a nigga got left
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Jahar @J_tsar​ #ilove pic.twitter.com/Wzim51hjLv
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21 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ @MelloChamp I think it's too late...
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20 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ @MelloChamp yu apply already?
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20 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​

20 Mar

Once you feel you are avoided by someone, never disturb them again
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @MelloChamp for which semester?
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20 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ Evil triumphs when good men do nothing
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20 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ 20 Mar @TroyCrossley @xxjungaxx I'm still around till Sunday, we can do more damage I got some more left
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 20 Mar @TroyCrossley @xxjungaxx yea cuddi, we done did it. I told him to hit yu up but the bird abstained from doing so
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World Facts @Factsionary​ 17 Mar Clinomania is an excessive desire to stay in bed all day, over 70% of people experience this on a daily basis.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 18 Mar People come into your life to help you, hurt you, love you and leave you and that shapes your character and the person you were meant to be
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 18 Mar in my time, as an uncle of 4 now, I can tell you that Sesame Street teaches kids nothing useful except the alphabet and how to count to ten
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Annie B. @AnnieAreYouOkay​ I wanna cuddle...This is the gayest shit I've ever tweeted.
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17 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ * On the phone*" Yo are you with junes?" @TroyCrossley - what, nigga I'm not Jewish" lol major miscommunication
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17 Mar

Fill Werrell @FillWerrell​ I didn't lose a follower, a follower lost me
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13 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ 17 Mar see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil until the morning alarm goes off and all hell unleashes
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @Kid_Wavyy that's physically impossible
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16 Mar

Indian @YungIndyan​ 15 Mar @J_tsar Watch the New Video: Mellow Nights !! By @_TheRealJustice youtube.com/watch?v=AYDuSoG … c 8 L v
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Jahar @J_tsar​ Place your bets pic.twitter.com/L1lHCUzwBR
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15 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ We postin' pic.twitter.com/RjUJddJNJt
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15 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ 15 Mar Holding this baby down for spring break pic.twitter.com/3Hi0HcVR3t
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @xXjungaXx come outside
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15 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ @KidComeUp that bird will drop a dollar and still pick it up
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14 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ We try to find ways to kill time but time kills us pic.twitter.com/WiK8XMMZTT
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14 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ 14 Mar "September 10th baby, you know what tomorrow is. Party at my house!" #thingsyoudontyellwhenenteringaroom
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Earth Pics @EarthPix​ Waterfalls of Gods. Iceland. pic.twitter.com/dqgZKnMjlw
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12 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ 13 Mar "@therealAbdul_: The guy announcing who the pope is looks like he's gonna kick the bucket any minute now." Ahahaha
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Just The-Facts @DrJohnnyBlaze​ the fuck does the pope even do?
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13 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ 13 Mar Never try to fork a mini tomato while wearing a white shirt, it will explode

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Jahar @J_tsar​ The efficient man is the man who thinks for himself
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12 Mar

Ty Barros @BossDonWave​ whom god bless no man can curse
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12 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ 12 Mar @MelloChamp lol I'm about to be on that schedule habitually, after spring break...
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 12 Mar @MelloChamp yo lets hit the gym and then res, whattayasay? Oh and my phone is off so respond with a tweet
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 12 Mar "Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet" probably the gayest thing I ever heard but don't mind me I obviously just get wet.
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Life As A Redneck @LifeAsRednecks​ There is absolutely no excuse for being a male cheerleader..
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10 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ 11 Mar people that say "I hate posts about religion like stop trying to convert me" and then go on to post some shit about jersey shore #ihateyou
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @sotirop_evi the founding farmers would agree with you
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11 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ 11 Mar Shocking shit, more so than that time I found out a tomato is a fruit
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Jahar @J_tsar​ I wanna study a broad or two
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10 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ Chappelles show is on #theniggerfamily #throwback
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10 Mar

Alan Garner @WolfpackAlan​ Currently whale watching outside of McDonalds.
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10 Mar

EL PLAGA™ @Kid_Wavyy​ I'm bout to slap this broad through my cell phone

9 Mar

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EL PLAGA™ @Kid_Wavyy​ Death is only a corner away so look alive out here
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5 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ Never underestimate the rebel with a cause
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10 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ 10 Mar @Basiklee always a pleasure brotha, see you in a couple months
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Junes @xXjungaXx​ For every male action, there's a female overreaction.
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10 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ Young Robel is out here tonight
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9 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ This fire alarm is so fun #saidthecolddrunkcollegekids
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8 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ Peanut butter, fluff and nutella #iwentthere
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8 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ Too many surprises today
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8 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ she's up to no good
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8 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ 7 Mar I haven't seen a silly rabbit trix are for kids commercial in a while, did he finally get some or what...
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Fill Werrell @FillWerrell​ 21 Feb Seniors > Juniors > Sophomores > Administration > Staff > Janitors > Trees > Rocks > Dirt > Dog Shit > A potato > Freshmen.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ What you got to drink bro? -I got some water -you got something stronger than that? -yea, I got some ice
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6 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ 6 Mar "Mirror mirror on the wall, I ain't too short I ain't too tall god dam I have it all"- fresh prince
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Funny Tweets! @LetsQuoteComedy​ 5 Mar That moment when you say, "Just kidding"..... But you're actually dead serious.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 6 Mar There are enough worms for all the birds stop killing each other for 'em
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Jahar @J_tsar​ Death is the destroyer of all pleasures
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6 Mar

troy @TroyCrossley​ 6 Mar @J_tsar we can figure something out but i gotta take u to the official studio in boston we can lay the track down there
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Gerson Mathers @ThisDopeKid​ #WhitePeopleActivities & #BlackPeopleActivities " . pic.twitter.com/AXs4sbx8bD
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6 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ 6 Mar No class for two hours? Is that a nap I feel coming on #hellyeaa
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 4 Mar @TroyCrossley in the comfort of my dorm room, with a MacBook and a mic #imamacbookrapper when I'm bored
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @TroyCrossley I got bars get on a track with me bro
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4 Mar

Abdoul S. @abdizzle_813​ @J_tsar "you aint gettin that 600 b" shoot you 600 times" lmaooo
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3 Mar

@Kid_Wavyy "yea iight I'll

Michael Derby @themikederby​ 3 Mar If you don't use Irish spring body wash\soap and head and shoulders shampoo then your doing it wrong.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ Waking up at 5am every day

3 Mar

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Jahar @J_tsar​ #mehei suka lubov'
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2 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar​ 1 Mar Taking a shower after watching a scary movie is always exciting
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 27 Feb "Studying" is just a combination of the words student and dying
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TnL 4/20 Monty @MonTanA_BaBy​ Got bank like Uncle Phil
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27 Feb

Jahar @J_tsar​ MTV is garbage
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26 Feb

Jahar @J_tsar​ I got bread on this game, I'm up 50
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26 Feb

Jahar @J_tsar​ Gooooooaaaaaal!!!
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26 Feb

Jahar @J_tsar​ @Kid_Wavyy you're not nice in FIFA tho
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26 Feb

Jahar @J_tsar​ @Kid_Wavyy real brought the smoke
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26 Feb

Jahar @J_tsar​ Goooooooaaaallaaaaaassooooooo
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26 Feb

Christian Trippe @LeaveIt_ToHim​ Try the library the only thirst there is for knowledge not dick
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26 Feb

Christian Trippe @LeaveIt_ToHim​ 26 Feb Dudes seriously be like "Fuck girls they're all hoes" brah if you stopped searching for a wife at the club then maybe youd find a real bitch
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The D @SheeWantsYourD​ bitches be like: "noooooo! you hang up first" i be like: *click*
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25 Feb

Jimm @MelloChamp​ ;everyday i am reminded of how big this world really is.
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25 Feb

Jahar @J_tsar​ 25 Feb Wouldn't it be pretty cool if someone that you weren't too fond of was just like, "yu know I must be a bother, let me just fuck off" #iwish
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Jahar @J_tsar​ Share the love, the knowledge and the wealth
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24 Feb

Funny Tweets @autocorrects​ 23 Feb Laughing At That Part In The Movie That No One Else Thinks Is Funny.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ All she knows is yes
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23 Feb

Jahar @J_tsar​ Aye mambo, mambo Italiano
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23 Feb

Jahar @J_tsar​ @Kid_Wavyy you color blind? that looks like some stanky tho
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21 Feb

Junes @xXjungaXx​ "Favorite my tweet for a shout out." Bitch this ain't Facebook. #fuckouttahere
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20 Feb

Jahar @J_tsar​ 19 Feb @bbccww383 that's great man, how are you liking it out there?
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 16 Feb Not being able to find the remote to the tv is probably one of the most reoccurring struggles of life
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @bbccww383 ward, where/how the hell are ya man?
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16 Feb

Jahar @J_tsar​ I need a leather jacket and some grease
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15 Feb

Jahar @J_tsar​ @MelloChamp yu on campus?
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15 Feb

Jahar @J_tsar​ @Kid_Wavyy valid shit young, ill hit yu soon
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15 Feb

Jahar @J_tsar​ @Kid_Wavyy you're just another scram who says turd
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15 Feb

Jahar @J_tsar​ @biggblakk92 pints of henny didn't do it for yu bro?
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14 Feb

Jahar @J_tsar​ I killed Abe Lincoln during my two hour nap #intensedream
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13 Feb

Jahar @J_tsar​ I hate these college desks, way too small to sleep on
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7 Feb

Jahar @J_tsar​ 6 Feb "Taken in broad day light" sucks to be a woman, this broad got kidnapped by some fiend #traplife
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Jahar @J_tsar​ Everything in life can be free, if you run fast enough...
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6 Feb

Jahar @J_tsar​ @CopDaWholeThang I'm bridge side
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6 Feb

Jahar @J_tsar​ 6 Feb Why text first when you can just wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, complain about texting first on twitter, wait, wait, wait.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @Kid_Wavyy stop lying
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5 Feb

Jahar @J_tsar​ the block is hot
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5 Feb

Jahar @J_tsar​ @Kid_Wavyy dam b you ought to support your shorty in these desperate times and hardships
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5 Feb

TnL 4/20 Monty @MonTanA_BaBy​ @CopDaWholeThang pops got the choppa nigga #fucka44
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30 Jan

Turnt-Up Silva @CopDaWholeThang​ 30 Jan @MonTanA_BaBy its about to be operation kick in the door waving

the 44 ngga
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Fill Werrell @FillWerrell​ 4 Feb If you could chose between World Peace and Bill Gates' fortune, what color would your Lamborghini be?
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Fill Werrell @FillWerrell​ #ResponseToILoveYou pic.twitter.com/tnDcGJ5X
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4 Feb

Jahar @J_tsar​ 3 Feb @TroyCrossley @xxjungaxx I'm always for that life, I'll let yu know when I'm in the city
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Jahar @J_tsar​ I'm in the New York state of mind
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2 Feb

Jahar @J_tsar​ In the air
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1 Feb

Jahar @J_tsar​ 1 Feb Do I look like that much of a softy I got these frail ass kids tryin to come at my neck, little do these dogs know they're barking at a lion
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 1 Feb @TroyCrossley sending peace and blessings your way ahk! Ahaha what's popping my guy, how you living?
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 1 Feb @DrJohnnyBlaze you know I had to hit up res for some cookies right quick aha
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Jahar @J_tsar​ Woke up at 8:50, made to class by 9:03 #sleepovereverything
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1 Feb

Jahar @J_tsar​ 31 Jan Dogs are cool pets and all but letting one lick your face is a bit much #thatshitsgross #dirtydogs #dirtierhumans
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @NbeFly lol you're thinking too far ahead, young.
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29 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar​ Speed limited to 118 pic.twitter.com/66qMaDAv
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29 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar​ 29 Jan I got these bros that I'd take a bullet for, in the leg or the shoulder or something nothing fatal tho
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @xXjungaXx yu making moves to the mother land??
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28 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar​ Just got put on to misfits, it's kind of the shit
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23 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar​ 23 Jan If I'm ever not picking up the phone don't assume something like death, naaah I'm fucking with deaths cousin #sleep #shemygoto #yafeelme
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 22 Jan My roommate talks in his sleep, when he does I respond, that must alter his dreams a lil bit
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 22 Jan Back to terrible food, hot pockets and school bs.. Dam I'm just tryina be at that stage in life where I'm coming home to my wife from work
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Jahar @J_tsar​ I can't seem to drift away into the land of dreams #ditty
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21 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar​ 20 Jan @therealAbdul_ you are one more ass pic away from losing my follow Abdul, at least warm dudes with a caption or something
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Michael Derby @themikederby​ 20 Jan Tom Brady and Bill Belichick are still the best quarterback and coach combination of all time. I love my team.
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TnL 4/20 Monty @MonTanA_BaBy​ Ballin like I play for New England #PatsHoe
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20 Jan

FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot​ Bitches be like... # | $ |\ /\ | \_/ \ | (( | \| \ | \ \

20 Jan

% %& But We're just friends... " ” '
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 20 Jan @WhoButJosh @ohjeyy yooo wtf I swear the last time yu sent me the request it said French too! I felt like a retard that game yo u a cheater
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @OhJeyy homie, I gotchu!
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19 Jan

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19 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar​ 19 Jan To be honest, I don't care for those people that wanna commit suicide, your life b, do what you think will make you happy #selfishbastards
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Jahar @J_tsar​ those "I can't live without him/her" relationships are
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19 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar​ 19 Jan @muftimenk but when we consider prophet Muhammad (s.a.a.w) as our role model that's when we achieve true success & a path to Jannah
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 18 Jan Don't seek the satisfaction of other people because 1. Its a waste of your time and 2. It's just impossible
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @Kid_Wavyy nothing for now b
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17 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar​ 16 Jan @OhJeyy @thebad_habit give me yall usernames and watch me tap that ass
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Alexa @VitaFiasco​ 16 Jan The acid bath cure-all RT"@J_tsar: Breaking Bad taught me how to dispose of a corpse"
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Jahar @J_tsar​ Breaking Bad taught me how to dispose of a corpse
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16 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar​ I need to pay my bill but in order to do that I gotta get the crib #notforthatlife #nophonefornow
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16 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar​ 8 is not enough I need more #sleep
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16 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar​ 15 Jan Cambridge got some real, genuinely good people but at the same time this city can be fake as fuck just like any other town #upholdthereal
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Jahar @J_tsar​ Has anyone ever told you that you're beautiful? -No you'll be the first :) No, I won't be...
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15 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar​ 15 Jan So many Latino kids took up boxing since my retirement it's crazy and most of them are below 5'5
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 15 Jan I don't argue with fools who say islam is terrorism it's not worth a thing, let an idiot remain an idiot
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Jahar @J_tsar​ Ibuprofen and mids for the night ahaha I'm joking
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15 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar​ 14 Jan Money is overrated, it's not the only thing that brings happiness, hmm what else can I say to soothe my soul before I get paid this Friday..
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Jahar @J_tsar​ Hello, my name is Monday and I hate people.
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14 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar​ @MelloChamp is it the 20th?
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12 Jan

TnL 4/20 #JuuuHeard @SkrillaMane​ 12 Jan “@BbeSTACKIN: you gotta talk to niggas like they ain't shit.... cause then they start to believe it and you'll be running shit” #Nonsense
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Jahar @J_tsar​ Sergeant Ray must have been scared of something
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12 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar​ 12 Jan Met this marine yesterday who said he doesn't give his name out to "unclassified personnel" he then proceeded to tell me his name quietly
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Jahar @J_tsar​ Dam shame when you mess up a good tweet with a typo
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11 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar​ 10 Jan While watching the titanic, only the guys in the room pulled out their phones or stopped paying attention right before jacks death #soft
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Junes @xXjungaXx​ 10 Jan #ThoughtsInTheHallway pull your pants up, pull your pants up, pull your motherfukin pants up.
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Michael Derby @themikederby​ 10 Jan Retweet this if your a strong independant black woman who dont need no man
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 10 Jan What's with dudes telling other dudes to shave, c'mon son no one wants to hear that
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Jahar @J_tsar​ On some Harry potter shit pic.twitter.com/4ASDCY9l
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9 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar​ You must have a very beautiful wife.. -yea, how do you know that? You're ugly but your kids are good looking
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8 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar​ -should I not go? -no. -"no don't go" or "no, go" -yea
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8 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar​ 7 Jan You can hit the gym all you want but if you're a coward at heart dudes will still step all over you
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Jahar @J_tsar​ I'm always hungry, this is getting kind of annoying
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6 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar​ I need to go back to school, no freedom out here for a brother #imlockeduptheywontletmeout
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6 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar​ 6 Jan Now I'm wondering who instead of letting the egg hatch and grow into a chicken, decided to crack it and put it on a hot surface #feelme ?
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 6 Jan Dam man I gotta make a tough decision here... Do I want to make these eggs scrambled or sunny side up
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Jahar @J_tsar​ I'm honestly too lazy to eat the things I like, a pomegranate for example takes too much effort
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5 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar​ 4 Jan I don't like when people ask unnecessary questions like how are you? Why so sad? Why do you need cyanide pills?
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Junes @xXjungaXx​ Texas chainsaw massacre was gay as fuck.
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4 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar​ We are able to speak street vernacular and job interview" Dave Chappelle
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4 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar​ 4 Jan Duck season, Elmer Fudd knows what it is pic.twitter.com/OyIF3GSt
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Jahar @J_tsar​ Bang! Bang!
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3 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar​ 2 Jan @Basiklee my bad lee, herb move on my part, tomorrow or Friday man lets link
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Jahar @J_tsar​ I don't understand why it's give me head, ocho cinco??
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2 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar​ 2 Jan I actually never used a razor blade to shave, always stuck to the trimmer
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2 Jan

I've become a hermit
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maiaaaa @go_maia​ I like waffles better than pancakes #thereisaidit
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2 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar​ @therealAbdul_ come back to the cold Abdulaa!!
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1 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar​ 1 Jan @dominickPipes yea dude no doubt. I'm in Cambridge but sometime this break dudes need to link up and chill
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @dominickPipes pizdu zakroi
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1 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar​ 1 Jan Seeing as how my doodles are more artsy than most of the tats kids are gettin, I think I can make bank as a tat artist #timetogetthismugga
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 31 Dec @Kid_Wavyy the option of volume may not be at my disposal tonight, we'll see tho
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 31 Dec @Basiklee @kid_wavyy there's gonna be 1 thing on that list and anyone can guess what it's gonna be
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @Kid_Wavyy major charge homie
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31 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar​ @CopDaWholeThang iiiiiiiiiggghhhhttttt
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31 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar​ @CopDaWholeThang ahaha I'm charging it cuh
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31 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar​ 31 Dec I meet the most amazing people, spent the day with this Jamaican Muslim convert who shared his whole story with me, my religion is the truth
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 30 Dec "Bring the drugs, ill bring the pain" bitch, yu better bring something more to the table...
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @OhJeyy that a trick question? Cuz I'm always sexy
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29 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar​ 28 Dec Karim And Jahar Arab Perverts #keyandpeele h youtu.be/Uy5MHS1Bl_I / : p t
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 28 Dec Just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching my car into reverse and driving away from the accident
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Jahar @J_tsar​ God dam I felt amazing
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27 Dec

until this fever came back

Christian Trippe @LeaveIt_ToHim​ 25 Dec Rum and egg nog is some nasty shit can't see how some y'all love it
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 24 Dec It must be tough on some parents to give credit for their love and purchases to Santa
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 24 Dec @xXjungaXx no wonder you became a ciroc boy no pops to tame the beast inside huh?
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @xXjungaXx long visit
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24 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar​ 24 Dec Brothers at the mosque either think I'm a convert or that I'm from Algeria or Syria, just the other day a guy asked me how I came to Islam
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Jahar @J_tsar​ Mom, did you adopt me? Son, do you really think we would of picked you if we had?
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24 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar​ 24 Dec Living with this cat is straight torture, I'm not a cat person anymore
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Eric Cartman @CartmanHumor​ "Polar bears can't jump." - Black bears

23 Dec

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Oddest Life Hacks ™ @OddestLifeHacks​ 23 Dec Ever wanted to stop a sneeze you feel coming? Press your tongue against the roof of your mouth, and *poof* it's gone.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 24 Dec My last tweets felt too wrong, I don't like to objectify women or judge anyone for their actions
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 23 Dec Yo you see that Lamborghini reventon right outside? I got an iPhone that's exactly the same color
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Jahar @J_tsar​ Beemer, Benz or Bentley? Honda, bro.
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23 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar​ 23 Dec Well actually I take that back, I've had a few fun times reading
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 23 Dec When I read it's not for fun, no fun in it all #itsfortheknowledge
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Jahar @J_tsar​ S&s wings are not that popping #saidthemanwithfunctioningtastebuds
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22 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar​ 21 Dec All this talk about the world ending triggered a zombie apocalypse dream last night, weak part was only gettin to 1st base before worlds end
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Turnt-Up Silva @CopDaWholeThang​ @CambridgePolice Bird ass niggas
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19 Dec

Ty Barros @BossDonWave​ 18 Dec go ahead stupid niggaz go fuck wit them chicks, im the 3rd little piggy ima fuck wit them bricks
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Jahar @J_tsar​ Hova
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17 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar​ Cereal and milk but no plates that's weak man

16 Dec

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Jahar @J_tsar​ 15 Dec Off with a warning jakes got nothing on me #speedingticketappealed #recordstillclean #ridingdirty #theyllnevercatchme ahaha feel meee
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Jimm @MelloChamp​ ;blunt on hand. Keys to the camaro. Lets ride !
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14 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar​ 13 Dec I feel kind of clever at night by putting my alarm far from my bed but I really hate myself in the morning for it
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Jahar @J_tsar​ I'll always break for a crossing squirrel
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12 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar​ 12 Dec The product never matches the advertisement bitch gave me milk pic.twitter.com/v9h3rb9Q
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @VitaFiasco cleeaahllyy
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12 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar​ 12 Dec I had the scariest dream last night man when I woke up I was so relieved that it was only a dream
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @VitaFiasco what a dick
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12 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar​ 12 Dec сука нахуй хочу бэху мне похуй опять проехала мимо мне стало плохо #bmw
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Jahar @J_tsar​ Skyyy rockets in flight, night time delight
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11 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar​ Even my boxers are wet and it's cold maayne.
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10 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar​ @Basiklee what if they light the l and pass it your way??
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10 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar​ It's a struggle out here pic.twitter.com/zUY9BtYZ
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10 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar​ No matter where life takes me you'll still find me with a smile
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10 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar​ 2 essays down, one to go baby
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10 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar​ Tough loss before the finals #imhurtinginside pic.twitter.com/GZ4H8zfr
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9 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar​ @xXjungaXx lol your cat??
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8 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar​ 7 Dec Once my teacher said she accepts all late work without penalties, 1. I fell in love with her and 2. It was my cue not to do shit until now
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @therealAbdul_ abdul, are you still planning on coming?
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7 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar​ broken iphone = broken heart
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7 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar​ Amazing #nofilter pic.twitter.com/DqjWEOOQ
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6 Dec

The Random Muslim™ @MrRandomMuslim​ Pride. pic.twitter.com/sS1rNlqh
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6 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar​ 5 Dec @therealAbdul_ are you kidding me? fuck, i thought i'd be the first to notice... i kinda wish i had a look alike.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 5 Dec @therealAbdul_ bro, brother, brah, now dont be mad but i can't help but see a little bit of you in this man LOL h youtube.com/watch? . w / : p t v=DcJFdC… s 8 9 N m
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 5 Dec i'm surprised that there are no celery related deaths, that's one mean vegetable
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Jahar @J_tsar​ something light for lunch pic.twitter.com/CvAiNXi
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5 Dec

Jamie Julissa @Jamie_J19​ 5 Dec "Imma go ham this weekend.....on homework" sounds about right.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ woke up to a chicken calzone and spaghetti, tonight i feast
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5 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar​ 4 Dec "girl, ima tell you straight up, you are one tall glass of water and I am thirsty"
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 4 Dec the only reason i'm not sleeping right now is because i drank like half a gallon of water, it's not safe to fall asleep
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 4 Dec A smile isn't just mouth movement, one can distinguish between fake & real smiles by the shimmer of happiness in the persons eyes
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Jahar @J_tsar​ You see, there are rap artists and there are noise makers #itsnotallmusic #someofitisbullshit
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3 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar​ What a clown. pic.twitter.com/rQWVwAEx
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3 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar​ it takes a lot of faith to elude hypocrisy
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3 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar​ "dam, I think that cig had a few extra doses of rat poison"
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3 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar​ 3 Dec My goal for the 2013 year is to get a girl pregnant and become a daddy #saidnooneever
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Michael Derby @themikederby​ 3 Dec Any man who will openly lick a popsicle in public has my full respect
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 2 Dec I hate long distance relationships, food is always so far away from me
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Jahar @J_tsar​ Welcome to the jungle, careful of the fever
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2 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar​ 1 Dec Optimism is favorable but the pessimistic point of view is important to have because #shithappens
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 29 Nov @eduardomporto thanks bro, throwing a bit of my thoughts out there
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Jahar @J_tsar​ Of course she does
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29 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ Mary, wanna?
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29 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ 29 Nov But I also like when people stand by what they believe no matter what any jerk like me says
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 29 Nov I kind of like religious debates, just hearing what other people believe is interesting and then crushing their beliefs with facts is fun
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Jahar @J_tsar​ yea im procrastinating h youtube.com/watch?v=ijdcL6F . w / : p t … Y 6 Q r
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28 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ lmao this is too funny h youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7Fixv . w / : p t … w B K o
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28 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ 28 Nov you guys know that the suicide rate for active duty american soldiers is at an all time high for 2012, a suicide a day, whats the #problem?
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 28 Nov I was going to make a joke about Hamas but it Israeli inappropriate
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The Person Below @PersonUndaThis​ 27 Nov That moment when your mom tries to compare u with one of ur friends & u just sitting there thinking "that nigga do way worst stuff than me"
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The Person Below @PersonUndaThis​ 27 Nov Dear Santa, I've been good all year. OK most of the time. Once in a while. Fuck it I'll buy my own shit !!
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28 Nov

This cafeteria got too many UFOs, unidentified fried objects
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 28 Nov @MelloChamp that's quiet a decision to make off the bat but you'll be alright
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @MelloChamp Jim nooooooo
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28 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ yeah i'm still doing homework
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28 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ #4wordsaftasex what was your name?
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28 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ Free Palestine
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28 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ alor danse
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28 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ 10 pages and 5 hours later #sourhour
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28 Nov

Kaleen @klizzzle​ "A tiger doesn't lose sleep over the opinion of a sheep."
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27 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ 27 Nov @TheSupplier im telling you kid, snatch or lock, stock and two smoking barrets
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Jahar @J_tsar​ for the thrill of it, why else?
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27 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ me and my homies tryina get it, ya bish
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27 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ 26 Nov @Kid_Wavyy @CopDaWholeThang ahaha yea he caught one to the grill
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Jahar @J_tsar​ i dont sleep anymore...
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26 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ @xXjungaXx cool, I believe it.
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23 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ @xXjungaXx where'd you get it?
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23 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ 23 Nov @xXjungaXx it came with the head? And organic stuffing?? Yuuumm
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 23 Nov New York is so ratchet on black Friday it's ridiculous, I'm to bed son
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A$k About Me (JΔMΞ$) @OMG_ItsDaTwin44​ 22 Nov What do you know about sneaking money into your mother purse Nigga ???? #IKnowAllAboutThat ...
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Jahar @J_tsar​ Lamb kebab #word new York got exactly what I need
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21 Nov

EL PLAGA™ @Kid_Wavyy​ jus pearled a woddy riii quick
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21 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ Wasup wasup wasup mofucka where my money at
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21 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ I'm to the big apple
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21 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ taking a 30 minute power nap was a terrible idea
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19 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ @therealAbdul_ never had one, can't relate
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19 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ @therealAbdul_ owned #likethemyspacedays
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19 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ Got my phone back, there's still hope for humanity after all
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18 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ Can't find my phone #thatstragic
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18 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ 18 Nov i love it when im more sleepy than hungry because then i could just knock out completely famished #college
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Jahar @J_tsar​ Prime parking job pic.twitter.com/wmekyNpk
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17 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ 17 Nov This night deserves Hennessy a bad bitch and an o of weed the holy trinity
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @Kid_Wavyy how you getting back??
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16 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ @Kid_Wavyy put me on I'm faah daaat
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16 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ lost boys and lost girls found each other, need I say more...
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16 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ 13 Nov Anyone else wake up because of a leg cramp this morning? not kidding my calf was going through some shit today, I almost cried
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Jahar @J_tsar​ may god bless the scientific cure for the insane
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12 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ what constitutes the trap life is the pursuit of profit
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12 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ 12 Nov #in6thgrade i think it was something like G g g g g g g g G-unit all around
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EL PLAGA™ @Kid_Wavyy​ 12 Nov @J_tsar that is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO true my niggga use to have a jumper like Jimmy tssssssssssssss smh what happpened to dat
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EL PLAGA™ @Kid_Wavyy​ @J_tsar YOU fuckinn Commi
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12 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ #in8thgrade my three point shot was better than Kobes
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12 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ #in3rdgrade I didn't speak a word of english
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12 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ chief keef is garbage and that's #3hunna
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12 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ @MelloChamp Yea buddy
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11 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ I'm from the murder capital, where they murder for capital
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11 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ I will never eat McDonald's again #lieswetellourselves
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11 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ 11 Nov @MelloChamp ahaha it was a tough decision to make in the nick of time Jim, dont be so hard on yourself
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Jahar @J_tsar​ my cat's attack technique is killer
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10 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ We're best friends already, fuck my allergies tho pic.twitter.com/iEtrTLrB
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9 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ 9 Nov Peep the fur ball she's part of the fam pic.twitter.com/HLzpzYP0
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Jahar @J_tsar​ People that don't know how to apologize will be sorry one day
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9 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ 9 Nov The first one I give head to, the second one I cuddle with, the third one I give the dick to #imtalkingaboutmypillows ahaha
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @MelloChamp in your building?
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8 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ I talk so much faster in russian than i do in english, it's weird.
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8 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ he put me on to adriano celentano tho, the man is a legend
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8 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ 8 Nov my dad's reaction to rap music on the radio always made me laugh #imissthatman
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 2 pairs of pants type of weather
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8 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ I slept 16 hours, that can't be healthy
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8 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ i've been up for so long, time to hibernate
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7 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ @BettZamparelli lupe is looking out for the bitches
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7 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ new wisdom teeth coming in #thatsthatshitidontlike
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7 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ 7 Nov @Basiklee clearly you're not hip to the backfire urinal effect, pair of khakis and a urinal and you got yourself some stained pants yg
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 7 Nov Pulled one of those all nighters #countingsheepwithmyeyesopen
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 7 Nov I should of slept through this class, yes obama won and yea a lot of money was spent #fuckpoliticalscience
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @therealAbdul_ road trip?
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6 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ @therealAbdul_ you tryina have a legal experience?
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6 Nov

TnL 4/20 Monty @MonTanA_BaBy​ Barack you my dawg but we all puppets in this bitch..
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6 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ america is impervious to the fuckery #justforthisoneday
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6 Nov

Barack Obama @BarackObama​ This happened because of you. Thank you.

6 Nov

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Waka Flocka Flame @WakaFlockaBSM​ WTF Romney is winning ?? pic.twitter.com/ulGJPsK4
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6 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ 6 Nov @biggblakk92 simoneee, chill it's only medical, you will still get in trouble if you smoke bud anywhere on the street guy
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 4 Nov this fella just asked me where i get my eyebrows done #imflattered but i uuh don't do that...
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4 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ @xXjungaXx You are officially hooked like a fizzle on crack
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4 Nov

False Peter Griffin @FalsePeterFG​ 3 Nov If you were sleeping between a beautiful girl and a gay man, who's side would you turn your back to?
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Junes @xXjungaXx​ 4 Nov Definition of study: The act of texting, eating, and twittering with an open textbook nearby. #merightnow -_Retweeted by Jahar Expand

Jahar @J_tsar​ bitch, dont kill my vibe
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4 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ my net worth right now #itsupthere
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4 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ 4 Nov @xXjungaXx fam, spend that money that you have here the right way, it actually will help #throwingknowledgeatyourightnow
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @xXjungaXx let the scraps know what the deal is
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4 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ 4 Nov @xXjungaXx lol be successful here and you'll be successful there #youknowthisman

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Junes @xXjungaXx​ 4 Nov Warning to all ladies out there: When black ops 2 comes out don't get surprised or mad if your man is distancing himself from you.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 4 Nov @xXjungaXx lol ye it would suck but at that point no one's gonna say, "dam he was just about to get that job" there r other concerns, i hope
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 4 Nov @xXjungaXx it's six more years at this point bro, that doesnt sound too bad, right?
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @xXjungaXx inshallah man, im for that life
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4 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ @xXjungaXx biology, im on that dentist movement ;)
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4 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ 4 Nov @xXjungaXx its cool bro a lotta fun but i just wanna gtfo of college already too, shits pretty stressful
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @xXjungaXx same old just chilling, hows senior year?
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4 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ @xXjungaXx whats good killa
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4 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ @MelloChamp hahahaha #birds thats who
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2 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ car battery died again #traplife
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2 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ @Kid_Wavyy tomorrow though bro, its going down
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2 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ dudes think its a fucking charity out here #birds
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2 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar​ 2 Nov have the love of my life break my heart or get hit really hard in the nuts? easy, break my heart away #nothinghurtsmorethanahittotheballs

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Jahar @J_tsar​ 1 Nov "i just got blue balled fam, that shit sucks" a kid from the bridge yall know him
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Jahar @J_tsar​ Don't stress it bro, light weights live longer
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1 Nov

Jonathan Kelly @Chi_Chi617​ Key and peele >>>>>>>>>>>>>> shows mad cooked lol
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31 Oct

Jahar @J_tsar​ @Kid_Wavyy fucking clown, youre not about that bread
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30 Oct

Jahar @J_tsar​ 30 Oct you know what our problem is, we think there isn't enough resources to last #wehaveplenty
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Jahar @J_tsar​ good, good.
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30 Oct

EL PLAGA™ @Kid_Wavyy​ 29 Oct WOULD NEVER fuck wit meth like that tho wayy to harmful of a drug towards people
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 30 Oct Roam in your own zone or get kidnapped and clapped in your dome. We got it sewn, The Firm art of war is unknown
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @Kid_Wavyy i guess you've yet to grow a pair
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30 Oct

Jahar @J_tsar​ @therealAbdul_ i knew you could relate
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30 Oct

Jahar @J_tsar​ 30 Oct Если б знала ты сердцем упорным, Как умеет любить хулиган
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 30 Oct @Kid_Wavyy lol i finally grew a beard idk why you're coming at my nuts #scruffseason
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Jahar @J_tsar​ where did this beard come from?

30 Oct

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E-Douglas.™ @CudiiBlackness Weak ass Sandy Cheeks.
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29 Oct

Just The-Facts @DrJohnnyBlaze​ nigga said hurricane LOL
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29 Oct

Jahar @J_tsar​ 28 Oct No classes till Wednesday and y'all thought you had it good #mwfboy
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Jahar @J_tsar​ in a battle between real vs. fake, real takes the dub
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26 Oct

Jahar @J_tsar​ @Kid_Wavyy stay up young
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26 Oct

Jahar @J_tsar​ 25 Oct teachings of equality started in the 7th century, it took up until the 19th century for slavery to be abolished #humanraceproblems
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @therealAbdul_ whats 908??
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25 Oct

Jahar @J_tsar​ @CopDaWholeThang yoo bird call me
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25 Oct

Jahar @J_tsar​ 25 Oct The day I actually decide to devote 10 minutes to fixing my hair the wind blows it all to hell #timeiwillnevergetback
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Jahar @J_tsar​ bad food #collegeproblems
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24 Oct

Fat Boy TnL 4/20 @JukeMeng​ Bouta go thru with this no shave November
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24 Oct

EL PLAGA™ @Kid_Wavyy​ 23 Oct @Basiklee @J_tsar liam shut ur broke asss up hahahha. My nigga Jizz knows what time it is #rackseason
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 23 Oct @Basiklee of course it's not lee, but if you live life with money the

same way happy people do without money then wtf is the problem?
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 23 Oct if you have money and you're not happy, than you must be living a pretty pathetic life
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Jahar @J_tsar​ my car battery died #chargeit
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23 Oct

TnL 4/20 Monty @MonTanA_BaBy​ 23 Oct @Basiklee @kid_wavyy lmao stephens L's sound like Pop rocks
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Jahar @J_tsar​ i won't run i'll just gun you all out #thugliving
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22 Oct

TnL 4/20 Monty @MonTanA_BaBy​ Keep it trill no matta wea u are
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21 Oct

Jahar @J_tsar​ pack so loud i can't hear it
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22 Oct

Herb Brooks @yaboyfitz​ 22 Oct i hate when the class that you think is going to be super easy wants you to do all this work. like I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT
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Jahar @J_tsar​ Foreign to racism, never been a part of it
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22 Oct

Bett Zamparelli @BettZamparelli​ And they get mad cuz I really don't respond to texts
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22 Oct

Jahar @J_tsar​ Life's a lot easier when you don't complain
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22 Oct

Jahar @J_tsar​ karma will hit you after I do
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22 Oct

Jahar @J_tsar​ cheeky bastards
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21 Oct

Jahar @J_tsar​ 21 Oct the opportunity was there, in my experience it's best to take that

opportunity if it's there
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 20 Oct "tooken 2, this time the russians came after him and he still fucked them all up, thats liam neeson for you"
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @Jamie_J19 lmaoo you wish
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19 Oct

Jahar @J_tsar​ wish for your brother what you wish for yourself
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17 Oct

Jahar @J_tsar​ sour face
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16 Oct

Jahar @J_tsar​ 16 Oct waking up before my alarm is my greatest accomplishment of the day
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 15 Oct Why is it that people need to be convinced to part take in activities that they already wanna do #getittogetheryoufuckers
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Very Funny Posts @VeryFunnyPosts​ 7 Oct In a recent survey 9 out of 10 bros actually chose Ho's over each other.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ My English teacher is an angel, I'm in love
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12 Oct

Meek Mill @MeekMilI​ 10 Oct Niggas be wanting a girl who plays video games, watch sports, have tattoos & wears Jordans. Sounds like you want a boyfriend nigga.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 9 Oct went to my mwf class, apparently it's a tuesday today #whoknew
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Jahar @J_tsar​ wavy #5dayweekend
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4 Oct

Jahar @J_tsar​ i got 99 problems and they're all due monday
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30 Sep

Jahar @J_tsar​ but what's it all worth, can't take it when you under this Earth

30 Sep

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Shermest Hemingway @RaymondTheChamp​ 26 Sep Romney said that Cambridge schools are in the bottom 10% of Massachusetts not sure on what basis, but it certainly wasnt waviness #ayye #riv
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 26 Sep I'd rather people not hold the door for me when I'm 30 feet away cuz then I feel bad when I take my sweet time getting to it #thankstho
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 25 Sep i can't sleep, although its crazy how fast time passes by when you're struggling to fall asleep
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Eli Ward @EasyBuckets5​ One big school..fulla dumb bitches
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24 Sep

Jahar @J_tsar​ smores and bonfires #ilovehippies
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23 Sep

Jahar @J_tsar​ #teamimtryingtogetsomesleepbuticantfallasleep
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20 Sep

Jahar @J_tsar​ 19 Sep @sotirop_evi you eat pizza in bed? i see, greek girls like their bed all greasy
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @sotirop_evi share with me
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19 Sep

Just The-Facts @DrJohnnyBlaze​ damn real shit people worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.p… U m c X J 5 1 r N V R 9 F G 0 s w = v ? p h
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19 Sep

▲ BA$ED Pharaoh @MikeRaww01​ #TweeLikeAGirl I love my hair pic.twitter.com/elpfi8Ai
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18 Sep

Jahar @J_tsar​ 19 Sep through tranquil speech, we give 'em something to remember
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Jahar @J_tsar​ thank god for women and sandwiches
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18 Sep

TnL 4/20 - Ace @TheZooKid​ Niggas sleep on Sons of Anarchy, shits heat bruhh
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18 Sep

Jahar @J_tsar​ 18 Sep 3 months without ya I was doing ok but now you're back and now i'm feeling some way #procrastinationhopoffmydick #oldhabits
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 17 Sep Find your place and your purpose and make a plan for the future. Occasionally be spontaneous #livelife
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Jahar @J_tsar​ i thought drugs shermed these kids out, turns out they're just naturally cooked
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16 Sep

TnL 4/20 Monty @MonTanA_BaBy​ 8 Sep I'm boutta get on my Montana Spielberg shit.. make some real nigga movies
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Just The-Facts @DrJohnnyBlaze​ niggas be high for like only half hour now
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8 Sep

Jahar @J_tsar​ New phone, same number. Hit me with a text
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6 Sep

Jahar @J_tsar​ 5 Sep @DrJohnnyBlaze 8572475112 hit me cuh my phones dead till like tomorrow night tho
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Alan Garner @AlanHungover​ 5 Sep How to scare burglars off. First, put pictures on the wall of you with a tiger. Second, put a cat litter box in your hall and shit in it.
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Herb Brooks @yaboyfitz​ 5 Sep In Game of Thrones how the fuck does the raven no where to fly
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @BigZoKY those birds stay chirping my guy
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5 Sep

Jahar @J_tsar​ @BettZamparelli preeaaaaachhh
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5 Sep

Jahar @J_tsar​ college is what's pop #dirty
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4 Sep

Fat Boy TnL 4/20 @JukeMeng​ Tryna eat like my aki when he break fast
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2 Sep

Jahar @J_tsar​ Buzz kill, quit nagging I'm on my hakuna mattata wave
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1 Sep

Jahar @J_tsar​ 1 Sep Idk why it's hard for many of you to accept that 9/11 was an inside job, I mean I guess fuck the facts y'all are some real #patriots #gethip
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 31 Aug The egg doesn't teach the chicken? The hell it doesn't I'm throwing knowledge at these old fools #andyou'reabird
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Jahar @J_tsar​ I'm on my Charlie sheen #winning game.
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31 Aug

Jahar @J_tsar​ 28 Aug shout out to my youngin sir henry for shitting in the pool #easyshift
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Jahar @J_tsar​ daaam cuuuh walter forced it this episode #breakingbad
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26 Aug

Eli Ward @EasyBuckets5​ Yeah ill study a broad, or two, three.
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26 Aug

David Borden @BigBlackDave​ 23 Aug The only entertainment at the RMV is waiting for the kids taking the permit test to finish. Their faces tell it all.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ can i live?
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22 Aug

Jahar @J_tsar​ I am the best beer pong player in Cambridge. I am the #truth
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22 Aug

Bett Zamparelli @BettZamparelli​ 21 Aug In other news, breaking bad is the rawest show to ever hit television.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ Up close and personal with deebo that shit was supersized pic.twitter.com/RDrwRLhz
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19 Aug

Jahar @J_tsar​ 18 Aug if i actually liked chris brown's songs, don't wake me up would really be my life anthem #sleepingismyhobby
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Helen Zass @Helen_Zass​ 17 Aug The real sky is much more beautiful than your instagram filter could ever make it look.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ The value of human life ain't shit nowadays that's #tragic
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16 Aug

Jahar @J_tsar​ 16 Aug 15 billion was spent on the olympics, imagine if that money was used to feed those in need all over the world. I'm saying #endworldhunger rt
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Jahar @J_tsar​ i kind of hate people when i'm at work or on the road #canyoublameaguy
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16 Aug

TnL 4/20-TokyoZoo @REALtokyoKID​ O that's your dream girl ? Nigga that's my old bitch...
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15 Aug

Jahar @J_tsar​ Ending the sentence with "bitch" like a baawss
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14 Aug

Jahar @J_tsar​ 14 Aug if you're not relevant, keep your opinion to yourself #kindrequest
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 12 Aug "the last thing she said to me was you should meet my parents, after that i never saw her again, I liked her tho, but i wasn't for all that"
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Jahar @J_tsar​ Working hard #cleaallyy pic.twitter.com/4cF8EnjO
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12 Aug

maiaaaa @go_maia​ Liams freestyles >>>
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11 Aug

R.I.P Bruso @biggblakk92 10 Aug instead of worryin about who she fuckin.... why dnt yu go n get yu sum money!!!!
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 10 Aug my bro left these christian missionaries second guessing their own religion
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @therealAbdul_ true that and yea come fall im umd bound
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10 Aug

Jahar @J_tsar​ 10 Aug @therealAbdul_ boston marathon isn't a good place to smoke tho
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 10 Aug @therealAbdul_ ok we get it, africans are fast, so fast that they make fast people seem not fast
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Jahar @J_tsar​ we're all birds on twitter #thatsironic #cambridgeinsider
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10 Aug

Jahar @J_tsar​ Жорик Вартанов eto pizdec tema
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8 Aug

Jahar @J_tsar​ 8 Aug i wish i could apologize to the kids i bullied at a young age #iwasonsomefuckery i'm talking like first/second grade though. I've changed!
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Jahar @J_tsar​ i wake up, put on my favorite wig and go about my day
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8 Aug

Jahar @J_tsar​ 7 Aug so you lost your girlfriend, don't lose your dignity #keepitpushing
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Alan Garner @AlanHungover​ 7 Aug What did Barack Obama say to Michelle when he proposed? "I don't wanna be obama self."
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Jahar @J_tsar​ heavy sleeper and a great liar #traitsimnotproudof
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7 Aug

Jahar @J_tsar​ 7 Aug Missed my first day of work today #trap I am a terrible employee
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 6 Aug too many times has supercuts tried to make me their test subject #stayscheming #fuckthat
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 5 dollar scratch ticket, 50 dollar come up #luckyday
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6 Aug

Jahar @J_tsar​ 5 Aug larry aaronson and i have been neighbors for like 7 years now and i only run into him once #whoknew
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @therealAbdul_ apparently, you're a huge pussy #youdidthistoyourself
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5 Aug

Jahar @J_tsar​ 5 Aug grandpa from Hey Arnold is by far the best cartoon character ever
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @SteezKid bro, you are cooked...
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4 Aug

Just The-Facts @DrJohnnyBlaze​ 3 Aug the olympics were fresh when i was a little ass kid theyre boring as shit now
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Jahar @J_tsar​ i don't usually sleep but when i do it's from five to two
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3 Aug

Jahar @J_tsar​ 2 Aug chechen dudes holding down russia with all of their gold medals
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Ryan O'Connor @rycon52​ Oh your boyfriend doesn't go to this college? So you're single
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2 Aug

Jahar @J_tsar​ 2 Aug dam it, america needs to stop forcing it with street cleaning, just leave the streets dirty like the rest of the world #noparkingspacesleft
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 1 Aug spray bottle full of rubbing alcohol #waronterror mosquitoes won't know what hit em #suckers
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Jahar @J_tsar​ fux with the iphone fizzle, finally on the 4s wave #wemadeit

1 Aug

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Jahar @J_tsar​ 31 Jul just looked at some baby pics, i used to be a ginger, then my mom shaved my head and out came the brunette #thanksmom
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Jahar @J_tsar​ daaam girl, giggity giggity, giggity goo
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31 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar​ @BettZamparelli who ever that is, put me on
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31 Jul

Condescending Wonka @WonkaTweets​ 31 Jul I found a butterfly on the ground that had no wings. So, I poured some RedBull on it and BAM... It drowned.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ my new roommate seems like a total herb just like the last one #anotherbird
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30 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar​ im thinking like 6 months, and this beard is gonna be popping
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30 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar​ volunteers at orphanage. accidentally makes a yo mama joke
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30 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar​ 29 Jul hi my name is jahar, and i've been sober for 10 days now ahaha
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @biggblakk92 aha true true
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29 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar​ just threw away 8 lighters out of my car #shitcray
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29 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar​ i said lighten up the mood baby, with some food
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29 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar​ @BigBlackDave aha its not on paper but it's official
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28 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar​ 28 Jul this man steven changed his name to Muhammad doing big things this #ramadan
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 23 Jul ahahaha whats new tho?? @Kid_Wavyy "Really chilling with ugly hoes off the strength of my manz smh charge my life"
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Jahar @J_tsar​ do yourself a favor, go watch the batman #tooreal
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23 Jul

Timur Mugynov @T_Mugynov​ 20 May shir, faggot/pop singer right behind me is giving an interview about how gay he is. they reached Kazakhstan. its time for some actions bros!
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 21 Jul @Kid_Wavyy i gotchu with something, def not bricks you're not ready
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 21 Jul @KBaieva oh hahaha misleading tweet my g, with the whole chechen thing dudes can assume anything.. lol
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Alan Garner @AlanHungover​ 21 Jul Black people wearing their pants low. White people called it "saggin". What's "saggin" spelt backwards? Sneaky white ppl...
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @Kid_Wavyy i mean, what are yu saying
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20 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar​ @Kid_Wavyy moving bricks ahk
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20 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar​ 20 Jul i've been on this train since 6am i'm growing restless #3morehours
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 20 Jul women take rejection to the heart and soul but dudes just brush their shoulders off and keep trying #withtheexeptionofthosewhodont
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 20 Jul @JJR_Undeniable yea brah i got your number i'll hit you up for sure
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Jahar @J_tsar​ new york looks ill from afar but zoom in and it gets real dirty
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20 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar​ 20 Jul complain about how hungry you are, you'll find yourself even more famished #staystrong #onlyday1

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Jahar @J_tsar​ 20 Jul @JJR_Undeniable yeaa my return is crucial to that school #goingham this coming semester with the grades that is.. and other stuff yeamean
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Jahar @J_tsar​ poker face
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20 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar​ 20 Jul @therealAbdul_ she's hindu i figure i reel her in with some bollywood then hit her with bollywood porn, she'll never see it coming #feelme?
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @JJR_Undeniable young brokeback reynolds whats paapiinn
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20 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar​ @KBaieva omg congrats?!?
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20 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar​ 20 Jul this lady on the train is creeping hard right into my computer screen, just made eye contact #awkward
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 18 hours on the train 0.o
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20 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar​ 20 Jul on the train to washington with a 5 year old who wont go to sleep #thisistorture
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Herb Brooks @yaboyfitz​ He's a bonafide scrub
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19 Jul

Alan Garner @AlanHungover​ 19 Jul When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos I say to them, "Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?
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Jahar @J_tsar​ lifeguarding is so boring but so chill, at least i have the internet
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18 Jul

Not Will Ferrell @itsWillyFerrell​ "I wasn't that drunk." "Bro, you made your girlfriend a sandwich..."
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18 Jul

TED @ComedyTed​ A lion wouldn't cheat on his wife, but a tiger wood.
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16 Jul

Not Will Ferrell @itsWillyFerrell​ Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's, Hey I just met you.
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17 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar​ 17 Jul 3rd zombie apocalypse dream in a span of like 2 weeks, i'm no golden boy but maybe, just maybe we should be expecting something soon, tbc..
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 8 hours of sleep never felt like it was enough
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17 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar​ breaking bread with my brothas
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17 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar​ 16 Jul @AnnieAreYouOkay -.- fuck your iphone... ahaha but yo i only see like 3 boxes what are those??
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 16 Jul @AnnieAreYouOkay because we each have a place that makes us who we are, why live by what was instead of what is annie.
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Islam @RTIslam​ 16 Jul #Ramadan picks us up from our slackness, re-charge our faith, and give us a push towards our Creator.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @therealAbdul_ for the blind and the lazy
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16 Jul

Stewie Griffin @itStewieGriffin​ 13 Jul In a Grammar class : Teacher:- "HE does not like girls" What is 'He' in this sentence. . ?? . . . . . Student :- Gay. . . . !!
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Stewie Griffin @itStewieGriffin​ You take "the" out of psychotherapist
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16 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar​ just gotta get away from reality and dream a little
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16 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar​ bed time is the best time
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16 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar​ whats all the fucking fussin for because im grubbing more?
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15 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar​ breaking bad tonight #bestshow
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15 Jul

Funny Tweets @FunnyOrTruth​ You're probably naked under all those clothes. You slut.
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15 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar​ too waved to even fall asleep #thespins
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15 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar​ so much hate i need a ak
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15 Jul

Condescending Wonka @WonkaTweets​ Call me. Fuck this "maybe" shit.
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14 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar​ byyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaahh
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14 Jul

Alan Garner @AlanHungover​ 14 Jul Oh look, it's raining outside. I think I'll go on Facebook and update all my friends that don't have a window of their own.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 13 Jul dam when i said all mosquitoes can suck dick i didnt actually mean mine ahaha seriously tho fuck the squiters
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Funny Tweets @FunnyOrTruth​ 12 Jul Some people are meant to fall in love with each other, but not meant to be together.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 12 Jul "you dont understand, i make love to my hand i dont need you honey i beat my dick like it owes me money" ahahaha #davechappelle
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 12 Jul my moms tryina arrange a marriage for me aha she needs to #chillout i'll find my own honey
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Jahar @J_tsar​ im in dumpling heaven right now
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12 Jul

Funny Tweets @FunnyOrTruth​ We all know a douchebag named Steve.
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12 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar​ my hair cant be tamed, it will remain a mess #fuxwithittho
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12 Jul

Alan Garner @AlanHungover​ Sarcasm is the bodys natural defense to idiots.
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12 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar​ 12 Jul i hate when people say "shit just got real" with a dramatic tone and besides has your life been fake up until that point #fuckthatexpression
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 11 Jul dam these responsibilities, im just tryina chill and twist the loud
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Jahar @J_tsar​ sometimes you gotta fight for the things you love most pic.twitter.com/Ka4X1ppn
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10 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar​ scruffy
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10 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar​ i miss college, i used to get the best massages
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8 Jul

HOT FUNNY WOMEN @HotFunnyWomen​ Real men only hit women one way. From the back.
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5 Jul

Funny Tweets @FunnyOrTruth​ 8 Jul who invented hugs? i mean..the first hug would have been soo awkward. its like"what are u doin, y are u holding me???" "shhh just trust me"
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6 Jul

#Cancer has the best sex with #Scorpio
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @Kid_Wavyy ahaha yea it could be...
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7 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar​ my left eye has been twitching for like a minute straight wtf
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7 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar​ im not a hustler, im a business man
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7 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar​ i want some junk food right now #sweettooth
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7 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar​ tired from a day of chilling, life needs to always be this easy
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6 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar​ trippy happy
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4 Jul

Condescending Wonka @WonkaTweets​ It's going to be drizzy outside tomorrow... expect a lil wayne.
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21 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ 3 Jul my stamina/cardio has never been this bad #outtashapelikeamofucka
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Jahar @J_tsar​ peanut butter jelly time #wheayeat
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2 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar​ apparently, game of thrones is that shit!
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1 Jul

Alan Garner @AlanHungover​ 1 Jul Saw a Chinese baby and a black kid wave at each other today. Gives me hope for the future. Or another Rush Hour movie.
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Ted. @HilariousTed​ 1 Jul When people say smoking isn't cute <<<<<<<< ain't nobody tryna be cute bitch, im tryna get high. fuck out my face.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 1 Jul its so cool in my room i gotta pull the blanket out #sleeplikeababy

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Jahar @J_tsar​ total recall sick movie #gethip
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30 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ im on that late night netflix life
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28 Jun

TnL 4/20 Monty @MonTanA_BaBy​ 28 Jun Balotelli was in my doghouse until today.. came through for my italians
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T @sourmanT​ Smh just depressing h mediamatters.org/iphone/blog/201 / : p t … 7 6 0 2
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28 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ @JukeMeng yoo whats your jack
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28 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ in like 5 minutes i can make a rubiks cube my bitch
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27 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ @BigBlackDave ahaha ec goes ham when portugal wins
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27 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ lil bonfire action
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27 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ no parade in east cambridge after that
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27 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ spain might take the dub
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27 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ 26 Jun @therealAbdul_ heard that! aha but yea thats wats up man, cars a beaut
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @BettZamparelli 3rd times the charm betty?
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26 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ 26 Jun im tryina take a piss but the women in this house love to take their sweet time in the shower #goingoutside
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 26 Jun @BbeSTACKIN doing alright my g, working and chilling, how you doing? i miss you too, are you in the bridge?
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Jahar @J_tsar​ changed majors, boutta try to become a nurse
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26 Jun

Condescending Wonka @WonkaTweets​ 26 Jun Oh, fuck the police? You're such a ruthless gangster, nobody can control you.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ dam my mom is forcing it, sniffing my hair when i come home #hotboy
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26 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ no one likes a freeloader
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26 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ Dr. Ironfist
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26 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ this internet connection is stressing me the fuck out
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25 Jun

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Jahar @J_tsar​ call the fire man
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24 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ 23 Jun @therealAbdul_ great to hear man, that truck yu got is sooo ill dude #jealous
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 23 Jun if theres one thing i love, it's a beautiful girl with beautiful curls
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Jahar @J_tsar​ i just might change your life #ifyourforthat
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23 Jun

WOW Facts Of Life @WOWFactsOfLife​ The average human eats 8 spiders at night in their lifetime.
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23 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ chris bosh jokes are the funniest
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22 Jun

Alan Garner @AlanHungover​ Apple has a new device out for Chinese people. The iOpener.
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22 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ 22 Jun saw a guy in a hoodie and a wool cap dudes are cooked #literally
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 22 Jun @therealAbdul_ having a great time man, its too hot out here tho, you wouldn't understand since it's like really cold in africa.. how u doin
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Jahar @J_tsar​ pool pahty #istayinthewater #waavy
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20 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ #sunfried over here in pain and shit
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20 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ 20 Jun @therealAbdul_ @sotirop_evi aha t'was the flash, i have sensitive eyes asshole
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Jahar @J_tsar​ yoo who's #fahdat
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19 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ 19 Jun little kids bring nothing but joy into the house and a lot of noise too
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 19 Jun "dam i think yu just made a fact just now, thats some real shit" scary movie 3 is too funny
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 19 Jun "mice are inside and rats are outside, but what if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat and if a rat is in the house is it a mouse"
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Jahar @J_tsar​ these 6-12 shifts are killing me
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19 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ some people change like night and day when in a relationship
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18 Jun

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17 Jun

@HeardBelleSay so good thanks and i will!
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Jahar @J_tsar​ pop up adds are the worst, on par with mosquitoes
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17 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ 17 Jun people who say guess what and then actually expect you to guess, i hate those people
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Foxx @PoeticJustice07​ Matter of fact, if it ain't a fact it don't matter
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15 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ nice weather we're having..
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16 Jun

Alan Garner @AlanHungover​ 16 Jun Two blondes were driving to Disneyland. The sign said: Disneyland Left. So they started crying & headed home.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ long night
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16 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ 15 Jun @HeardBelleSay aha yea same here, whats good thooo i miss you, congrats on graduating, how's life?
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @OVOadem i mean, was it you??
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15 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ she's not heartless, shes just tryina use her heart less
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15 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ dinner time is all the time #latenightmunching
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15 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ 15 Jun oh man, my window is far too close to my neighbors, i can hear this bitch moaning lmao #whatdoidotomakeitstop?
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Jahar @J_tsar​ breaking bad, that show is fucking ridiculous
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15 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ @Basiklee @Kid_Wavyy i got a tent and errrythang boys

15 Jun

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Jahar @J_tsar​ camping soon
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15 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ 14 Jun @OVOadem thats cuz there are mad other people calling besides your 25, sherm
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Alan Garner @AlanHungover​ 14 Jun My girlfriend just texted me saying, "I want you to get me all wet when I get home ;)" So I got 15 water balloons ready.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 14 Jun german's have some creative names, fucks with schweinsteiger tho
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 14 Jun @Basiklee unfortunately not, my passports not gonna come in time
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Jahar @J_tsar​ no travels this summer #imsad
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14 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ man i think i love her, tryina have her meet my mother #siiiike
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13 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ im tryina #yeamean tonight
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13 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ sons of anarchy that's that good good
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13 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ @MonTanA_BaBy wise words young
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11 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ 70 days, its gonna be tough
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11 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ love for your brother what you love for yourself
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11 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ sport is my addiction
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8 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​

8 Jun

dam i left all the windows in the crib open #therearepuddles
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Jahar @J_tsar​ #imonelazydude
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8 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ nice, i needed a car wash
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8 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ foooooooooooooooooood #gyro #clutch
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7 Jun

Baba Ali @ummahfilms​ 6 Jun Life asked Death "Why is it that everyone hates you?", to which Death responded "That's because you're a beautiful lie & I'm the ugly truth"
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Alan Garner @AlanHungover​ 5 Jun I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy, and my face hits the mirror.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ rollin rollin rollin we aint slept in weeks
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5 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ temper has risen from all this fuckery
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5 Jun

StunningHijab.com @StunningHijab​ 5 Jun "For me to know that I am FREE from HYPOCRISY is more dear to me than the weight of the ENTIRE world in GOLD." - Hasan Al Basree
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Jahar @J_tsar​ my stomach is making some seriously awkward sounds
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4 Jun

Real Dawah @realdawah​ 4 Jun A righteous woman with a man is like a great gold-leafed crown on the head of a king...
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 4 Jun yyyyyy mmmm ccccc aaaaaa we're going boooxiingg at thee yyyyyy mmmmmmmm ccccc aaaaaa aaa
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3 Jun

ahaha the shit that comes up when i type in my name in google.. i have stalkers??? shits crazy
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Jahar @J_tsar​ miss u.s.a is so sexy
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3 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ 3 Jun @maryajuanasmoke you have no idea what happens when portugal plays a soccer game and wins, mothufuckas go nuts #you'llsee
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Jahar @J_tsar​ toast waffles. no syrup #traplife
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2 Jun

WOW Facts Of Life @WOWFactsOfLife​ 27 May Mexico's east coast is sinking into the sea at the rate of one to two inches per year.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @Kid_Wavyy you ever get really lazy?
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2 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ @Kid_Wavyy im may have to rise for the occasion
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2 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ @Kid_Wavyy young nugget
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2 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ 2 Jun i haven't met a kid who doesn't love spiderman, every little yg either pretends or considers himself spidey, i used to do the same shit
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 2 Jun i hate when i press the favorite button by accident on some retarded tweets
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Jahar @J_tsar​ v neck swag
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2 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ 2 Jun i can see my face in my dad's pictures as a youngin, he even had a ridiculous amount of hair like me
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Jahar @J_tsar​ i still have mad love for cats tho
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2 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​

2 Jun

i neva had allergies on cats before i met my cousins cat, it was ugly and sick and i made fun of it, straight asshole jokes. Now im allergic
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @Kid_Wavyy youra clown, just call me
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2 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ @Kid_Wavyy s'guuuuuuuh slime
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2 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ bear grylls is the fucking man
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2 Jun

Alan Garner @AlanHungover​ 1 Jun People who make me do a slight jog because they hold the door open for me when I'm 15 feet away are the first to die when I become God.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 1 Jun "I don't care how poor someone thinks he is if he has a loving family, he is rich beyond measure."
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Jahar @J_tsar​ smile, it's supposed to be good for you
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1 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ im hardly working hard
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1 Jun

Jahar @J_tsar​ 30 May But still somehow she got my mind infatuated, absolutely fascinated with the thoughts of what she might be like
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Jahar @J_tsar​ typical cambridge convo guy1:yo wats good guy2:roll up cudi guy2:you already guy1:i'll scoop yu guy2:hit me on twitter, phones dead
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30 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ 30 May how can people be pessimistic and dwell on things that haven't even happened yet
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Jahar @J_tsar​ through no fault of mine that is..
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30 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ it's no coincidence that i almost crashed into an asian dude...
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30 May

Bad Luck Brian @UnluckyBrian​ Meets a sea bear. Draws an oval.
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26 May

College Life @8_Semesters​ 29 May Everytime i see the word "explain" on a test, a part of me dies.
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Alan Garner @AlanHungover​ Forrest Gump's password: 1forrest1
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29 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ fuck me i just locked myself out of my car
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29 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ 29 May i didn't become a lifeguard to just chill and get paid, i do it for the people, saving lives brings me joy #lifeguardoftheyear
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Jahar @J_tsar​ my hair is soo wavy
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29 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ i hate messy people clean your shit up
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29 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ alhamdulillah for my family
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28 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ waffles and smoothiees #latenightearlymorningbrunching
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28 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ this type of life is making me lazy
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27 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ yeaa i'll never shave again
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27 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ i feel like a million bucks but my money doesn't feel like i do
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26 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ this is perfect weather, hot and fun without the sun

26 May

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Jahar @J_tsar​ what a great weekend, freeee criibb
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26 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ my niece is the cutest in the world
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24 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ 24 May @Klumesickle oh heidy still much in this world you haven't seen, my roommate didn't wear any shoes at all, shits stunk up the room #hippies
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 24 May i got my wheels, i got my clean shirt, i got everything to get me where she'll be
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Jahar @J_tsar​ this google piano thing distracting me from studying
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23 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ 23 May im not a morning person because i never sleep at night but i love getting an early start, you get more done and the day seems long as fuck
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 22 May this dude really goes around introducing himself as natalie #shame man #fuckswrongwithyou
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Condescending Wonka @WonkaTweets​ "I wanna fuck you so bad right now." "What...?" "Oh, damn autocorrect, I meant Hey."
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22 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ the final, final test in a few hours #shieeeeeet
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22 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ 21 May knowledge, strength, faith, money, love and success i'm hungry for it all
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 21 May all these trash talkers are mad annoying just watch the game and enjoy it
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Eli Ward @EasyBuckets5​ Okc ya later LA
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21 May

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David Borden @BigBlackDave​ @J_tsar the jacket is fresh too.
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21 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ straight killen em
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21 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ 21 May @BigBlackDave aha thanks man i wish i had it in my size today
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Alan Garner @AlanHungover​ 21 May I'm having a problem in Call Of Duty,I go to the menu and... ok by now the girls have stopped reading this, anyone know any good porn sites?
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Jahar @J_tsar​ dudes had some big ears as a child still swaggy tho
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21 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ cho za huynaa blyaa
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21 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ galasuite za menya im a motherfuckn real
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20 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ that awkward moment when yoloers end up living twice
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20 May

Funny Tweets @FunnyOrTruth​ #BestWayToAskForHead - pic.twitter.com/xeZMFghW
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20 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ let the good vibes get a lot stronger #laidback and chillin
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20 May

Alan Garner @AlanHungover​ Have you ever wanted to meet yourself and see yourself from someone else's point of view?
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20 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ back at school #bittersweet
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20 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ pizzzzzzzzaaaaaa baaaabbyyy

20 May

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Jahar @J_tsar​ homecoming, same old yet its different #fuckwithit
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20 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ 19 May i dont care what it takes i'd rather chill and not bother #uselessshit
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 19 May @therealAbdul_ had you not put "real" in your twitter name i would have never known it was you, unless you're not the real deal.. s'good tho
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Funny Tweets @FunnyOrTruth​ 19 May Women's logic: When you like a guy, do nothing about it and expect him to magically know and make the first move.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 19 May she's hot she's banging every body wants her name and i gota get that girl in my liiiiifee
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Jahar @J_tsar​ flowski
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18 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ @basiklee tomorrow my dude ima hit you up
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18 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ finally in the bridge #summer
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18 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ po bratski
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18 May

Siraaj @siraaj​ 17 May Avoid attaching so emotionally to anyone that you're blind to their mistakes, and avoid being so critical that all you see are mistakes
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Jahar @J_tsar​ im hungry all the dam time!! im kinda tired of eating
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16 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ budu pagibat' malodim
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16 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ a mi dut' lubim vot mi i duem

16 May

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Jahar @J_tsar​ ak nogano guf
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16 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ @KBaieva ahaha word stay humble
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16 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ everyone becomes a story, strive not to be fake in yours
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16 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ the country's changed except the south
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16 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ need enough will power to study for this dam test
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16 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ g shit got notes for all the classes i never went to
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16 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ giggity
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16 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
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16 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ @KBaieva talented much?
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15 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ my beard is so clutch letting it grow
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14 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ finally finished the last essay of the semester #naptime
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14 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ 13 May life here in the U.S is ill without a doubt but life elsewhere is surreal
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 13 May some of these dudes are pathetic talking about all these hoes yet they never get it
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GRUMPY CAT @GrumpyyCat​ BLACK PEOPLE.....Y U NO SURVIVE IN SCARY MOVIE?

12 May

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Islam @IslamSpeaks​ 12 May I don't know of anything in this Dunya that could uplift & increase the good manners & behavior of a person the way Islam does.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ fuck fuck fuck the police but #happymothersday
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13 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ chernie glaza samie prikrasnie
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11 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ dudes getting emotional over fifa c'mon son #itsonlyagame
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10 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ i want something new, to eat that is.
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10 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ dawg we made eye contact, she def wants the caack
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10 May

@weednbullshit​ 9 May Some nigga jus tweeted my boyfriend is aggy lmaoo .. I clicked unfollow faster den spanish chicks get STDs. #andthatsfast Retweeted by Jahar Expand

StunningHijab.com @StunningHijab​ 9 May "Pride is when you reject the truth and despise people" NOT when you wear good clothes. #pride #hadith
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 2 weeks and no more bullshit
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9 May

Just The-Facts @DrJohnnyBlaze​ every white kid in college loves eminem
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9 May

Islam @IslamSpeaks​ 9 May Show unlimited kindness to your parents. This can be in a form of many things, from kind words to warm hugs! #parents #islam
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 8 May the juice needs to be well worth the squeeze otherwise i rather not waste my time

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Jonathan Kelly @Chi_Chi617​ Yolo<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< mad gay now #SHUT UP
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8 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ 8 May we want what we can't have and the things that we can have just don't satisfy
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Jahar @J_tsar​ gratitude is the attitude of the blessed
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8 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ 7 May i suck at managing my time cuz there are so many distractions in college
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Jahar @J_tsar​ i learn something new every day, knowledge is power
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7 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ 5 May @SteezKid im telling you my g, he'd agree to fight manny before foolishly getting in the ring with me, na but he's actually a beast #props
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 5 May i should give floyd a run for his money, we're about the same weight
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 5 May tat my name on you girl so i know it's real oh and make sure to spell it right, its spelled Dzhokhar
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 5 May if i tell you the truth and i happen to smile it doesn't mean that im lying #trustme :)
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Jahar @J_tsar​ you've been hit by a smooth criminal
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5 May

Huffington Post @HuffingtonPost​ 5 May Muslim convert wins HUGE award from AT&T for discrimination huff.to/IBnbuq
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 5 May i dont look for fights cuz im no goon but i really want someone to get outa line so i could just set it on em #itsathinline
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Jahar @J_tsar​ i need a new phone my jacks #gahbage
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4 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ 4 May too high to go out? #girlscan'thandletheirsmoke ahaha i think i'll just relax my eyes for a couple mins too
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Jahar @J_tsar​ ignorance is bliss and we need that shit
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4 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ I want to be as free as the spirits of those who left
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4 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ haters shake my hand but i keep the sanitizer on deck
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4 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ lets all go home and go hard #bridge
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4 May

maiaaaa @go_maia​ 3 May I'm the opposite of moderate immaculately polished with the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid #soliveyalifeeyeyeyey
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @jrowee another test, if phone doesn't beep then it was a coincidence
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2 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ 2 May @jrowee does your phone make that robot noise when someone mentions you? boutta find out...
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 2 May @jrowee you must be chewing the generic version #icanhookyouup
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 1 May yea sure some girls look better in pictures, but sometimes a camera can't capture someones true beauty
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Jahar @J_tsar​ i throw knowledge at these young boys
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1 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ 1 May gained 8 pounds of water or some type of weight in the gym today #clutch
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 1 May #inthemorningimusthave a blanket covering my lower body, you never know who can come in the room while you got #morningwood
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Jahar @J_tsar​ freedom, we could use some of that especially where we from
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1 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ its so loud inside my head, too many thoughts #longnight
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1 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ lovely yesterday, lovelier today
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1 May

Jahar @J_tsar​ when you get a groove going #timeflies
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30 Apr

TnL 4/20 Monty @MonTanA_BaBy​ racist bitches #theworst
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27 Apr

TnL 4/20 Monty @MonTanA_BaBy​ We all blessed my nigga
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30 Apr

Slusho @iSlusho​ 29 Apr 2012 is the end of the world? False. My cheetos expire in 2013.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ pb&j and easymac #weainthungrynomore
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30 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ hi, im incredibly rich, wanna go out?
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29 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ proud to be from #chechnya
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29 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ i dont love em i dont chase em i duck em
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29 Apr

Kavkaz Center @kavkazcenter​ 29 Apr Не осознавая, ты владеешь целым миром. Отдал бы ты свое зрение за гору золота, свои руки за бриллианты, свои ноги за дворцы царей?! #кц
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Jahar @J_tsar​ ooh baby i love your way, everyday.
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29 Apr

Foxx @PoeticJustice07​ 29 Apr Do you ever wonder why so many rappers and brothers who get incarcerated go Muslim?
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Jahar @J_tsar​ when money speaks, truth doesn't
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29 Apr

Joe Hayes @mdvaldosta​ 27 Apr Dear women: if God wanted us to rub your back he would have put your boobs there.
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Kyle Lippert @Kyle_Lippert​ Ladies, make up your minds.

28 Apr

Men, stop being douchebags & thinking with your peen all the time. There, I solved all of earth's problems.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ small world
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28 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ memories that make you smile >
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28 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ we feeling ok
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28 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ i'm desperately waiting for you, summer!
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27 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ eh she's no different...
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27 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ rather have a hot head then some cold feet
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26 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ 26 Apr riding with them young boys rolling up that og- frenchyy this dudes a clown
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Jahar @J_tsar​ can't fear a man who breathes the same air as you
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26 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ @BigBlackDave oh absolutely
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25 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ 25 Apr @9MichaelLewis aha mikey sup my guy, that sucks but then again you're in cali during the nicest time of the year
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Jahar @J_tsar​ fuck stress i never met the bitch
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25 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ dam dudes really get out the latest, late may
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25 Apr

Grandad Freeman @GrandadJFreeman​ 25 Apr Every pretty girl has an ugly friend. If you don't have one then you must be the ugly friend.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 24 Apr my car is worth like 4k and the beemer i want is only 6 aha #word
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Jahar @J_tsar​ gonna sell my car and buy a seexy #bmw
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24 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ can't dwell on the past
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24 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ if only
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24 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ i need me a tall beautiful woman, but just beautiful works too
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24 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ 23 Apr LOL has gone from meaning, laugh out loud to I have nothing else to say
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Jahar @J_tsar​ Was learning cursive really necessary?
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23 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ I wish I could say I never have to write again

23 Apr

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Sniper Jones @kbuttsz​ Shia LeBeouf is that dude, amazing actor
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23 Apr

TED @Laughbook​ Everything is funnier when your trying to be serious.
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22 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ Буду погибать мaлодым
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21 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ fuckn A
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20 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ hi, is your refrigerator running?
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20 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar​ it means no worries
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20 Apr

Sarcasm @ComedyPosts​ 19 Apr 12 "Dude she has a boyfriend.." Yeah so? Soccer has a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score...
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 19 Apr some things are worth the trouble like money and shit that will get you money
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Funny Tweets! @ComedyTruth​ 19 Apr Me: why am I still single? Brain: you're weird. Body: and you're fat! Face: plus you're pretty ugly... Food: I'm here for you.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 19 Apr @jrowee i can't sit and do nothing for an hour on an empty stomach
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 19 Apr i dont believe in evolution but some people make me think otherwise
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Jahar @J_tsar​ frosted flakes, theeyyyyyy'rrrrree greaaaat
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19 Apr

TED @Laughbook​ 18 Apr 12 The most common phrase in China: "Hey! You look familiar!"

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TED @Laughbook​ 18 Apr 12 What I hate most about Twitter: finishing a good tweet, having -1 characters left, and then having to decide which grammar crime to commi
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David Borden @BigBlackDave​ Reality is so surreal sometimes... Surreality.
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18 Apr 12

Ty Barros @BossDonWave​ overthinking
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18 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ 18 Apr 12 #sincewebeingchildish i dont need you honey i beat my d*** like it owes me money ahaha #chappelle
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 18 Apr 12 1 essay done 1 more to go this is fucking torture, i need some one to tell me everything is gonna be ok aha #seriouslytho
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Jahar @J_tsar​ gotta write 2, 4 page essays by 12 pm #challengeaccepted
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17 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ 17 Apr 12 you used "lol" twice in one sentence you must really be dying of laughter
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TnL 4/20 Monty @MonTanA_BaBy​ 17 Apr 12 A nigga is neva gonna gain any weight fuckin wit this nasty ass food
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Jahar @J_tsar​ no class tomorrow im chillin
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17 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ the ny dooouur is powerful
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17 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ this was a great weekend
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17 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ 16 Apr 12 @Enzo_U that's whats up glad to hear that, i'm alright and yea summers gonna be amazing

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Jahar @J_tsar​ so breakfast it is
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16 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ sleep after breakfast is so much sweeter
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16 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ 16 Apr 12 hhmmm get breakfast or go back to sleep, this is always a tough one
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 16 Apr 12 "they will spend their money and they will regret it and then they will be defeated"
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Jahar @J_tsar​ bout to sleep for like 20 hours
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15 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ new york was #rockin
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15 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ with the right people anything you do can be fun
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15 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ @KizzMcDutchie life is sweet, we #grindin
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14 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ 14 Apr 12 @Enzo_U aha its cuz i got a test with all the answers on it isn't that some crazy luck, how you doing tho berlophane?
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Jahar @J_tsar​ woah too many unanswered questions tonight
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13 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ you guys dont know how smoooooooooooth i am ahaha
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13 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ 13 Apr 12 i dont go to class for a whole month and still manage to get a 97 #fuckingword
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @sotirop_evi #ifeelyou
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13 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​

12 Apr 12

did you realize that you're beautiful and more in my eyes
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College Life @8_Semesters​ These hoes out here are easier DONE than SAID.
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12 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ one day you will close your eyes, forever.
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12 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ salat makes one strong #islam
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12 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ 12 Apr 12 i remember in highschool kids used to say "so and so is top 5 realest dudes at rindge" come to think of it they still do that #fuckingscrams
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T @sourmanT​ 11 Apr 12 #BackInTheDayWhenIwasAKid i didn't know what backwoods containers on the ground at the park were
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 12 Apr 12 and i wonder, if you know what it means, to find your dreams
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Jahar @J_tsar​ every thing im not makes me every thing i am
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12 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ @SincerelyGCx yousa #stalker gina
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12 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ protein milk shake yeaa we getting #big out here
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12 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ sausalito cookies, nuff said
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11 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ @akiller82 its a definite #charge gelaw
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11 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ 11 Apr 12 a little taste of russian rap fellas h youtube.com/watch?v=xZL32WX . w / : p t … l w v = r u t a e f & Y 2 T h
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Jahar @J_tsar​ we should go nowhere you and i and make it our place
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10 Apr 12

Condescending Wonka @WonkaTweets​ Oh, you're gay? That must be a real pain in the ass.
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10 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ you are a fucking idiot, I say that with love
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10 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ i wish laundry would make like a person and do itself
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10 Apr 12

Condescending Wonka @WonkaTweets​ 10 Apr 12 Oh, I asked if I can go to the bathroom and you said I don't know can you? You must be quite the comedian.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ actually i take that back i put in work when i need to
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10 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ dam im one lazy ass dude #whatsthemotive
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10 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ maybe im amazed at the way you love me all the time
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10 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ im 6 feet baby
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10 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ i love that great feeling when you know victory is certain
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9 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ #ItsAllFunAndGamesTil the white kid says nigga then its just #awkward
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9 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ homie this shit is basic you're just not suited for the game
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9 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ man why can't life always be this easy
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9 Apr 12

Zeaed Abu-Rubieh @Crispylips212​

9 Apr 12

Behind every fat girl there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, you're in the way.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 9 Apr 12 i hate when someone with bad breath tries to whisper something in my ear #shitcray
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @PurpNoShirt them twitter racks is all you got yg
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9 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ alor on danse #jam
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9 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ M.B
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7 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ its like a battle, knife to a gun fight
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7 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ even when i was close to defeat i rose to my feet
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7 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ 7 Apr 12 I touch her skin and then i think that she is beautiful but she don't mean a thing to me
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Jahar @J_tsar​ why am i still on this fucking campus
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6 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ craziest night of my life so far #mindfuck
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6 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ 5 Apr 12 If you can make a girl laugh – you can make her do anything.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 5 Apr 12 A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 5 Apr 12 There are three sides of an argument -- your side, my side and the right side.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 5 Apr 12 not being able to tell a joke because you keep laughing while trying to tell it

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Jahar @J_tsar​ 5 Apr 12 When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ i got 99 options but failure aint one
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5 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ i rip and i rap and i spit hot fiyaa
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5 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ @BigBlackDave aha oldies but goodies david
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5 Apr 12

College Life @8_Semesters​ A make-out in college is like a handshake. Nice to meet you.
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5 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ 5 Apr 12 50 told me do sit ups to try to get buff i did two and a half and i couldn't get up
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Eli Ward @EasyBuckets5​ 4 Apr 12 Orange juice after brushing your teeth could kill a man on instant
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Jahar @J_tsar​ im in too good of a mood to go to sleep
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5 Apr 12

Not Will Ferrell @itsWillyFerrell​ 4 Apr 12 #ItsAwkwardWhen you're laughing so hard that no noise comes out, so you just sit there clapping like a retarded seal.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ sometimes i don't look it but im always in a great mood
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5 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ how i miss my home land #dagestan #chechnya
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5 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ we're not low
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5 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ its like 90 degrees in my rooom #collegeproblems
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4 Apr 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ we no speak americano
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4 Apr 12

R.I.P Bruso @biggblakk92 4 Apr 12 cant be afraid of someone who breaths the same air you breathe...
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College Life @8_Semesters​ 30 Mar 12 Professor: "Your paper should be 1-3 pages long." Me: "Almost 1 Page it is."
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @KidComeUp aha yoo good shit my dude nu and zoo!!
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29 Mar 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ 29 Mar 12 i wonder who makes her heart ache so, doesn't matter i'll be the one to alleviate her pain
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The Dinner Table @_TheRealJustice​ 29 Mar 12 Your worst battle is between what you know and what you feel...
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Jahar @J_tsar​ your swag is stupid just like your IQ
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29 Mar 12

Islam @IslamSpeaks​ The trouble with beauty is feelings of superiority. #islam
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28 Mar 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ 28 Mar 12 teacher kicked me out of class for coming in with a rough draft that was 4.5 pages instead of 5, i guess its that time of the month for her
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 28 Mar 12 @BigBlackDave hah david that actually gave me motivation thanks man oh and i hope too see you some time in the near future, its been a while
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Jahar @J_tsar​ i wish some one wrote this essay for me
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28 Mar 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ 27 Mar 12 stop worrying about the spec in my eye while you got a log in yours, my perspective on things, my view, my decisions shouldn't concern you
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 27 Mar 12 @PurpNoShirt Yo b dont waste those wishes on 11:11 they only come true at 12:12 #gethip sherm
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College Life @8_Semesters​ What ass hole created h / urnitin.com : p t
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27 Mar 12

Robby Barnes @RobbyBarnes​ 27 Mar 12 "Some men see things as they are and say, 'Why?' I dream of things that never were and say, 'Why not?'"
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 26 Mar 12 buy a lighter and the next day it will either break or you'l lose it but steal one from your friend and it will survive a fucking apocalypse
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 25 Mar 12 @KizzMcDutchie its tough out here kat, privacy is at an all time low since the roomie got himself a girlfriend
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Jahar @J_tsar​ it would be soo much sweeter if i had a single
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25 Mar 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ The fight we had last night was my fault, my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.
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25 Mar 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ 25 Mar 12 If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have? 2 ft. of my cock in your ass.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ bless the person who says less and does more
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25 Mar 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ 24 Mar 12 actually, watching two bimbos argue about anything is funny
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 24 Mar 12 watching two dum people argue about when the world is going to end is fucking hilarious
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Jahar @J_tsar​ back to the home land this summer word
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21 Mar 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ 16 Mar 12 #springbreak bridge life but more importantly ima be at home, to clear the mind, chill with my dudes and eat like a king #letsgoo
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Jahar @J_tsar​ im fucking famished i neeeeed foood #wishiwashome
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16 Mar 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ 15 Mar 12 i love... burritos at 4 am! parties that never end! dogs that love cats! and, and twins!
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 15 Mar 12 It's not that I'm stubborn, it's just that if I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 15 Mar 12 my perspective on life is completely different then yours and you can say the same
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TnL 4/20 - Ace @TheZooKid​ 14 Mar 12 when you wake up tired as fuk needing to piss while having a super boner<<<<
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Jahar @J_tsar​ jk about the last post
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14 Mar 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ shes not pregnant #liesivetoldmyparents
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14 Mar 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ 14 Mar 12 guys who allow women to control them and make decisions for them are pathetic #growapair
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Jahar @J_tsar​ i hold my own i got that #chechnyanpower
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14 Mar 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ a decade in america already, i want out
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14 Mar 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ sometimes you gotta follow in order to lead
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14 Mar 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ fuck, cant sleep
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14 Mar 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ i can't remember the last time i forgot something
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14 Mar 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ 14 Mar 12 The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ drugs are a crutch for people who cant handle reality
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14 Mar 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ do it until death or disability, whichever comes first
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14 Mar 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, say bye..
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14 Mar 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ im trying to grow a beard
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14 Mar 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ they want one thing after another, never satisfied
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14 Mar 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ its too hot they want cooler weather
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14 Mar 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ its too cold they want warmer weather
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14 Mar 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ not enough smoke, they want more
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14 Mar 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ to some a hero and to others a villain, i say fuck the others
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14 Mar 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ time travel
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11 Mar 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ oh what a feeling im feeling right
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11 Mar 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ 29 Feb 12 its kind of like we're living in times where good is evil and evil is good
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Zeaed Abu-Rubieh @Crispylips212​

21 Feb 12

The only "b word" a guy should call a girl is beautiful. Bitches love to be called beautiful.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ mama, im a criminal
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13 Feb 12

/Progression/ @KidComeUp​ 9 Feb 12 Sometime i wish i was tatted up .... Then i realize im not That cooked .. Shit looks ugly when your old
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Jahar @J_tsar​ familiarize yourself with the term #chargeit
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12 Feb 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ is happier than a cat in a room full of catnip.
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12 Feb 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ having your own car is sooo #clutch
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12 Feb 12

TnL 4/20 Monty @MonTanA_BaBy​ 6 Feb 12 all these college niggas dont know shit about makin a dollar, im lookin like a genius in economics lol
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Funny Tweets @FunnyOrTruth​ 2 Feb 12 Beer doesn't make you FAT it makes you LEAN...Against walls, tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ i sneeze when i look at the sun, thats not weird #normal
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18 Jan 12

Funny Tweets @FunnyOrTruth​ 17 Jan 12 The shortest scary story ever: The last man on Earth sat in a room. There was a knock at the door.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 17 Jan 12 no matter how many times i'm late and no matter the consequences, I swear i still manage to be late #suckingatlife
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 17 Jan 12 some people are just misunderstood by the world thus the increase of suicide rates
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Just The-Facts @DrJohnnyBlaze​ 17 Jan 12 i was the worst i used to switch chicks every day, had niggas mad foreal like i wish he was gay....hova
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 17 Jan 12 take me down to paradise city, where the piff is loud and the girls are pretty
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Jahar @J_tsar​ dude, where's my car?
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17 Jan 12

Jahar @J_tsar​ text back with your titties on it
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17 Dec 11

Jahar @J_tsar​ this girl >
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13 Dec 11

16 Nov 11

Jahar @J_tsar​ 15 Nov 11 dont think you know someone just because you read what their zodiac sign says #fuckswrongwithyou
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Jason Rowe @jrowee​ my roommate is a bird
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15 Nov 11

Jahar @J_tsar​ 15 Nov 11 a wise man once asked a wiser man to teach him his ways, the wiser man said to the guy, roll something first, yg.
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Jahar @J_tsar​ when you get what you want > what you need
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15 Nov 11

Jahar @J_tsar​ 15 Nov 11 @blackgirlsam ommgg i just saw this post!!! i miss you too samantha, how you been?
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 15 Nov 11 You know what i like to do? answer my own questions cuz no one else can
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Jahar @J_tsar​ 15 Nov 11 using my high-school essays for my english class #itsthateasy

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Jahar @J_tsar​ 8 Nov 11 im giving you a fist bump instead of a dap for a reason #nastybitch
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Jahar @J_tsar​ @PurpNoShirt yo my gg, im chilling, how you doing
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26 Oct 11

Jahar @J_tsar​ @_JRabbit wasup nandi, i miss you <3
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26 Oct 11

Jahar @J_tsar​ Im doing laundry?! at this time? #college
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24 Oct 11

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