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Featuring the second 100 strips from Simple Gerhard On the Internet!
Extra material includes:
* Even more cluttered deluxe cover page! * One-page two-column index listing! * Commentary by Mike J the simple comic artist! * Even more exclusive bonus strip! * Lots of white space! * And not a lot more!!

"Spandex and a tube top it is."

The material contained herein is strictly unrated. Due to the graphic nature of this comic strip, reader discretion is adviced.

Simple Gerhard in a PDF 2
by Mike J. and D.D. Holmes

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#101 Simple Gerhard and his Bird Tree. #102 Simple Gerhard gets dumped. #103 Simple videogame #104 Simple Gerhard becomes a hitman. #105 The Devil runs out of t.p. #106 Simple Gerhard is single #107 Simple absurdity #108 Simple Gerhard in 4d #109 Surreal Gerhardine mimes the Spanish inquisition? #110 Simple Gerhard rents a DVD. #111 Simple offspring. #112 Simple Gerhard eats out. #113 Simple Gerhard drinks too much. #114 Simple Gerhard meets a Smurf! #115 Simple Gerhard in "God sets it straight" #116 Simple Gerhard has a dream within a dream. #117 Simple Gerhard listens to music. #118 Simple Gerhard sells his cat. #119 Simple fishing trip. #120 Simple Gerhard is confused. #121 Simple Guest strip by Susie, age 5. #122 Simple Easter Special #123 Simple Gerhard joins the Illuminati. #124 Simple Gerhard buys a gun. #125 Simple Gerhard reads Variety. #126 Simple Gerhard gets a call from his mother. #127 Simple Gerhard installs Linux. #128 Simple Gerhard eats honey. #129 Simple Gerhard sleeps. #130 Simple Buffalo Theory. #131 Simple Gerhard lends out a DVD. #132 Simple Guy. #133 Simple Toyline - Get YOUR OWN Gerhard TODAY! #134 Simple Mary Worth. #135 Simple Gerhard in: . . . . #136 Simple Ventriloquism. #137 Simple provocation. #138 Simple Park. #139 Simple Gerhard has an Arab friend. #140 Simple 4th of July. #141 Harry's simple afternoon. #142 Simple Gerhard finds Jesus. #143 Stick of interest. #144 Simple Gerhard crossdresses. #145 Simple MySpace!!11!!!1!lol #146 Simple dairy farming. #147 Simple DRM #148 Simple chain letter. #149 Simple audience. #150 Simple 150 celebration. #151 Simple panel borders, take #2. #152 Simple Gerhard meets a Wizard! #153 Simple Assistance. #154 Simple Gerhard stands in line at the box office. #155 Simple Girlfriend reads a book. #156 Simple Gerhard in: IKEA accident. #157 Simple Gerhard gets a new apartment. #158 Simple conciliation. #159 Simple Gerhard races a turtle...again. #160 Simple replacement strip - Harry recites poetry. #161 Simple flashback. #162 Simple Gerhard gets a new phone. #163 Simple Author. #164 Simple retribution. #165 Simple Gerhard buys a DVD. #166 Simple Tuesday. #167 Simple Gerhard explains sudoku. #168 Simple Gerhard moves. #169 Simple Gerhard on comicdish dot com #170 Simple update. #171 Simple Golem. #172 Simple Gerhard drinks and drives. #173 Simple Gerhard meets a Rock Star! #174 Simple Gerhard says a funny. #175 Simple Gerhard #174, take two. #176 LOLsticks #177 Simple Gerhard watches a DVD. #178 Simple Insomnia #179 Simple Sorrow #180 Simple Santa #181 Simple Christmas #182 Special Greetings from Mike J the Simple Artist! #183 Simple sloth. -ery. -ness. #184 Sticks in the hall. #185 Let the simple one slip in #186 Another funny fails. #187 Simple Gerhard and the dragon. #188 Surreal Gerhardine explains the meaning of life. #189 Simple Gerhard und die Deutsche. #190 Simple Mike J. has a date. #191 Random acts of conversation, by simple guest artist Susie, age 6. #192 Simple Gerhard crosses the street. #193 Simple Donkey Show #194 Simple Gerhard's got a brand new bag! #195 Simple trippin' #196 Dirty old Mr Karrot and young little Miss Tomado. #197 Another simple guest strip. #198 pt.1 Simple bankruptcy #198 pt.2 Simply simple #198 pt.3 Simple cancellation #199 Simple rerun #200 Simple 200 strip celebration!

#101 Simple Gerhard and his Bird Tree.

#102 Simple Gerhard gets dumped.

Perhaps he should have planted a Tree Sparrow instead.

Sometimes, you're just better off..

#103 Simple videogame

#104 Simple Gerhard becomes a hitman.

Tip of the day: don't eat fly agaric. End of lesson.

Bruised Arm of One Hero

#105 The Devil runs out of t.p.

#106 Simple Gerhard is single

Always check before you go. Before..

Single can be good...single malt..mmmm...

#107 Simple absurdity

#108 Simple Gerhard in 4d

I know damn well where the bananas are. Damn well!

Just don't get your hopes up for Gerhard in 3D...

#109 Surreal Gerhardine mimes the Spanish inquisition?

#110 Simple Gerhard rents a DVD.

Eight years later.

Pain and suffering to all DVD abusers. Pain and suffering, I demand!

#111 Simple offspring.

#112 Simple Gerhard eats out.

Who would've guessed..

I guess 'Swift Dining' didn't allude to the prompt service of the establishment..

#113 Simple Gerhard drinks too much.

#114 Simple Gerhard meets a Smurf!

Gin is like mother's milk to him. As is scotch. And beer. And brandy.

Do they turn into gold, or do they go in soup?

#115 Simple Gerhard in "God sets it straight"

#116 Simple Gerhard has a dream within a dream.

That's generally the problem with that lot...

Fortunately, this retcon doesn't nullify the last season...

#117 Simple Gerhard listens to music.

#118 Simple Gerhard sells his cat.

This is what we call an ironic twist...

It's probably a bit of both, until proven otherwise...

#119 Simple fishing trip.

#120 Simple Gerhard is confused.

Unlike his brother, Sensible Gerhard has a more sensible inclination.

That can be quite hard to tell, sometimes..

#121 Simple Guest strip by Susie, age 5.

#122 Simple Easter Special

And to think that Susie could grow up to become president..

Notice how the easter eggs are painted red? Yeah, that's right, I know stuff...

#123 Simple Gerhard joins the Illuminati.

#124 Simple Gerhard buys a gun.

It most certainly definitely does under no circumstances exist. Verily.

I'm still waiting for the bazooka I ordered last week...damn waiting period!

#125 Simple Gerhard reads Variety.

#126 Simple Gerhard gets a call from his mother.

I have to agree with him, it was a rather fuck-fuckery thing of the CW to do..

A good mother would have called him BEFORE The Tonight Show..

#127 Simple Gerhard installs Linux.

#128 Simple Gerhard eats honey.

I love the smell of silicon in the evening..

My sincerest apologies to Mr. Milne. It IS a tribute, you know..just not a very good one...

#129 Simple Gerhard sleeps.

#130 Simple Buffalo Theory.

I will not steal good jokes and turn them into bad ones.

QED... (pun intended)

#131 Simple Gerhard lends out a DVD.

#132 Simple Guy.

You know you have good taste in movies, when you never get them back...

This is just like that time when my fat idiot friend came over..

#133 Simple Toyline - Get YOUR OWN Gerhard TODAY!

#134 Simple Mary Worth.

Also, our lawyers would like to inform you, that we can not be held liable for any injuries caused by the Gerhard Pocket Magnetic Death Devices. FYI.

It was always you, Gerhard.

#135 Simple Gerhard in: . . . .

#136 Simple Ventriloquism.

So this guy walks in to a talent agent's office and says 'Have I got an act for you!'

Who's the dummy now, dummy?

#137 Simple provocation.

#138 Simple Park.

That interweb thingie sure does strange and unusual things to my appetite at times...like that one time, I was eating poo from a cup, and then I watch this clip that totally ruined lunch that day. Did get a good wank though, so the day wasn't a complete waste.

Catatafish's riddle will soon be told.

#139 Simple Gerhard has an Arab friend.

#140 Simple 4th of July.

We should just declare war on those people and get it overwith. Oh, right...

Are YOU paying attention?

#141 Harry's simple afternoon.

#142 Simple Gerhard finds Jesus.

He really doesn't do much. Not even for a fish.

Some people just look too hard..

#143 Stick of interest.

#144 Simple Gerhard crossdresses.

Year Zero approaching? Meanwhile, in 1984..

How about Shirley?

#145 Simple MySpace!!11!!!1!lol

#146 Simple dairy farming.

He's just not a very friendly chap that Gerhard bloke.

Justified and ancient?

#147 Simple DRM

#148 Simple chain letter.

Have Trust in the DRM.

You can also get reilly reach and faymus, like, if you do..

#149 Simple audience.

#150 Simple 150 celebration.

Wocka, wocka, wocka!

This is getting silly..

#151 Simple panel borders, take #2.

#152 Simple Gerhard meets a Wizard!

Let's se if it sticks this time around..

If sorcerers get ALL the girls...that would explain a thing or two..damn you, sorcerers! Damn you, I say!

#153 Simple Assistance.

#154 Simple Gerhard stands in line at the box office.

Fortunately, I didn't use Windows during that dark period. This would include presently, by the way..

I HAVE seen her, actually. I'm not so sure about those bananas anymore, though.

#155 Simple Girlfriend reads a book.

#156 Simple Gerhard in: IKEA accident.

If you need me, me and Gerhard will be hanging out with the dream king.

Item number #271828: Gillis, the pile of timber.

#157 Simple Gerhard gets a new apartment.

#158 Simple conciliation.

What, me zionist?

Not that the last strip was deliberately concealing an agenda of any kind. Noooo. Absolutely not.

#159 Simple Gerhard races a turtle...again.

#160 Simple replacement strip - Harry recites poetry.

Introducing Pablo, the Teenage Mutant Hitman Turtle.

Quote the dead fish, once more. With feeling.

#161 Simple flashback.

#162 Simple Gerhard gets a new phone.

Like he's all that and then some..tsk, tsk...

Somewhere along the line, the phone function seems to have gotten lost in the sub-menus..

#163 Simple Author.

#164 Simple retribution.

Also, Gerhard wets his bed!! For truth!!!

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Cold like a blizzard! Pwnd!

#165 Simple Gerhard buys a DVD.

#166 Simple Tuesday.

Now all he has to do is sit through 15 minutes of piracy infomercials..

I guess so.

#167 Simple Gerhard explains sudoku.

#168 Simple Gerhard moves.

Maybe he's more of a crossword person..

Simple Gerhard - now available elsewhere!!!

#169 Simple Gerhard on comicdish dot com

#170 Simple update.

Not that they'd make any money on Gerhard anyway...

Also, the Gilmore Girls mega-super DVD-box will be released soon.

#171 Simple Golem.

#172 Simple Gerhard drinks and drives.

Yeah, since that's only a month away...or is Gerhard still a Canadian?

Thank heaven for blackouts, otherwise he might have to feel guilty about shit he won't remember tomorrow!

#173 Simple Gerhard meets a Rock Star!

#174 Simple Gerhard says a funny.

The beautiful people? Better keep trying...

A platypus with a wig again?

#175 Simple Gerhard #174, take two.

#176 LOLsticks

No soap. Radio. ideotsness reech new lowe! They ARE funny though, I must shamefully admit.

#177 Simple Gerhard watches a DVD.

#178 Simple Insomnia

Extras: Subtitles. Slander. Chapter selection. Libelous implications.

You want to do WHAT with your mother?!

#179 Simple Sorrow

#180 Simple Santa

One shan't cry over spilt milk. But this was wine! I for one can sympathise.

Santa knows no mercy. Don't give the bastard the first move.

#181 Simple Christmas

#182 Special Greetings from Mike J the Simple Artist!

Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! Pleasant Yule! Happy Kwanzaa! Etcetera...whatever... I'll be getting drunk now. Anyhoo...

And a happy new year?

#183 Simple sloth. -ery. -ness.

#184 Sticks in the hall.

The only problem really, is Bob 'cockeye' Saget undercutting me.

It's a girl drink. Tastes like candy!

#185 Let the simple one slip in

#186 Another funny fails.

.-- . .. .-. -.. ---

I've got nothing...

#187 Simple Gerhard and the dragon.

#188 Surreal Gerhardine explains the meaning of life.

And to think, just two weeks earlier, even his garage was invisible. And floating. And incorporeal.

I was just to lazy to draw a real strip. So sue me.

#189 Simple Gerhard und die Deutsche.

#190 Simple Mike J. has a date.

Don't mention the war...

Dem call em Mr. Bommbastick, dem say him fantastick...

#191 Random acts of conversation,

by simple guest artist Susie, age 6.

#192 Simple Gerhard crosses the street.

Oy with the poodles already!

That just leaves the chicken, who did it out of confusion. In a completely unrelated event.

#193 Simple Donkey Show

#194 Simple Gerhard's got a brand new bag!

Let's tap that ass!

Dig this crazy scene, indeed.

#195 Simple trippin'

#196 Dirty old Mr Karrot and young little Miss Tomado.

A lot of things tend to get a bit surreal under certain type influences. Miss Explorer, more so.

Things are going downhill over here. Fast. Like superduperfast.

#197 Another simple guest strip.

#198 pt.1

Simple bankruptcy

You may have been cheated on monkeys, but at least you got Harry.

It's the times...

#198 pt.2

Simply simple

#198 pt.3

Simple cancellation

It's just not a very fun time...seriously! Everyone gets laid off, but I still have this for shit job I have to go to!

Does anyone have any need for a charmingly obese, slightly provocative, overly selfindulgent writer? No? Well fuck you then.

#199 Simple rerun

#200 Simple 200 strip celebration!

g'bye

No Gerhard, no party.

Simple bonus strip!

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Sensible says "Hi!", by the way.

/ Mike J, D.D. Holmes and the Gerhards.

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