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UNIVERSAL LAWS 1.

Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. 2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 3. Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. 4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers. 6. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). 7. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. 8. Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. 9. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. 10. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 11.. Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk. 12. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. 13. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

As soon as you find a product that you really like.Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about." says Callie Khouri. You will offer me the food and be helpful in every way. the car represents freedom. But don't make an appointment.A closed mouth gathers no feet..see below] 1 Step 1. 19. my lord . 17. You kindly gave me responsibility of the home. mobility. 15. they're ugly. make an appointment to go to the doctor. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance . "To everyone in this country. food and taking charge of the finance. Bride: "This is my humble submission to you. Groom: "My beloved. 18. 16. Law of Logical Argument . I will cherish you and provide for the welfare and happiness of you and our children. are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug. completion of the seventh step is the moment of completion of marriage for all legal purposes. they may use a much shorter version of these manthras -. According to Hindu Law codes [Yalgnavakya Smrithi]. Law of Physical Surfaces . For each step they say a manthra as follows: [In many traditions. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking . Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy .If the clothes fit. Step 1. The Saptapathi rites involves taking seven steps walking around the fire. Doctors' Law .If you don't feel well. I promise you that . and you'll stay sick. they will stop making it.14. by the time you get there you'll feel better. Oscar-winning screenwriter of Thelma & Louise. our love became firm by walking one step with me.The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor. and the control you feel over your destiny/destination.

you have filled my heart with happiness by walking six steps with me. We will love each other for ever. Step 4. Fill my heart with strength and courage and together we shall protect the household and children. Step 6. Step 3.I shall discharge all responsibilities for the welfare of the family and children. you have now walked the second step with me. 3 Step 3. I will decorate you from your feet up with flowers. May you fill my heart with great joy and peace from time to time. We experienced spiritual union in God. Now you have become completely mine and I offer my life to you. 4 Step 4. it is a great blessing that you have walked four steps with me. Together. Our marriage will be for ever. I shall fill your heart with strength. Step 7. as per the law of God and the Holy scriptures [Vedas] I have become your spouse. garlands and anoint you with sandal wood paste and fragrance. May our loved ones live long and share in our prosperity. Groom: My beloved. I promise you that I shall participate and shall always be with you. My devotion to you is of a chaste wife and you are my joy. Bride: My lord. now that you have walked the five steps with me. I promise you that I will please you always with sweet words and take care of the family and children and you shall love me alone as your wife. Groom: My beloved. in your grief. By virtue of this. I will serve you and please you in every way. Groom: My beloved. in all acts of righteousness. we will educate our children and may they live long. I shall look upon all other women as my sisters. May they be blessed with long life. In your happiness. you have enriched my life. in material prosperity and in every form of enjoyment and divine acts. now you have walked three steps with me. Bride: My lord. Bride: My lord. 7 Step 7. Groom: My beloved. I will love you with single minded devotion as my husband. I shall rejoice. Your love will make me trust and honor you. 5 Step 5. Bride: My lord. Bride: My lord. Step 2. We will be truthful to each other in all things. May God bless you. Whatever promises we gave. I share both in your joys and sorrows. our wealth and prosperity are bound to grow. as you walked the seven steps with me. This is my commitment and pledge to you. I will carry out your wishes. Groom: My beloved. 2 Step 2. Bride: My lord. I will treat all other men as my brothers. Groom : My beloved. we have spoken with pure mind. You have brought auspeciousness and sacredness into my life. Step 5. . our Love and friendship became eternal. 6 Step 6. May we be blessed with obedient and noble children.

Anvethu Sakaa -Sapthapadha -bhava Sakaayov -Saptha padhaa -Bhaboova Sakyam -the' -Ghame'yam Sakyaath -the' Maayosham -Sakyan me' Maayosta -Samayaava -Samayaava Sangalpaavahai -Sampriyov Rosishnu -Sumanasyamanov Ishamoorjam . We shall share the same food. We shall perform all activities together with love and affection and with good feelings.Shadru Thubhyaha . you the earth. If you are the lyrics. the marriage become legal by Hindu law codes. share the strengths. Together we shall live and beget children.Anvethu Step 5. Come thou. they both say: "Now let us make a vow together. We shall be of one mind. While I am the life source and you are the carrier of the same. I will never move out of this relationship.Chathvaari Maayo .Anvethu Step 6.:. Oh.shorter version The following are the Manthras for the seven steps around the Holy Fire during the Sapthapathi commonly used in South India in the Smãrtha Sampradhãya.Vishnuthva . Then. I shall be upper world.:.Vishnuthva .Sapth Sapthabhyaha . which is a shorter version of that in the Yajñyavãkkya Smrithis.Vishnuthva .abhi -Savasaanov Managhumsi -Samvrathaas smu Chiththaani -Aakaram -Sathvamasi Amooham -Amoohamasmi saa -Thvam -dhyowraham Pruthivee thvam -Retho' aham -retho' Bhruthvam -Manohamasmi -vak thvam -Saamaa ham asmi -Rukthvam -Saamaam Anuvradhaa -bhava Pumse' Pumse' -Puthraaya -Veththavai Sriyai -Puthraaya -Veththavai ehi -Soonrurute' || By these seven steps you have taken with me. If you are the music I am the lyrics." Sapthapathi Mantras .Ekamishe . Let us be friendly in our thoughts.:. we shall observe the vows together. With your sweet words.After these seven steps. I shall be the Sukhilam. the same tastes. I shall be the Sama.Vishnuthva . Let us observe our duties and rituals together.Dhve Oorjve . If I am the heavenly body You are the earthly world.:.Vishnuthva .Anvethu Step 3. I am the thoughts and you are the speech.Anvethu Step 7. come with me to lead a prosperous life begetting our progeny with [male] children.Vishnuthva . When you are like the words.Vishnuthva . and other riches.:. you work with me who is like the meaning of it. you have become my best friend.Anvethu Step 2. you the Rigveda. you the Holder.Threeni Vruthaya .Pancha Pasubhyaha .:.Anvethu Step 4. . Step 1. God has united us in this bondage. I am the music.:. sweet-worded girl.

then I regain consciousness. I lie down til the thought goes away. may you live happily for a hundred years One Liners 1 Blessed are those who hunger and thirst. you grow old because you stop laughing. for they are sticking to their diets. 7 Sometimes I think I understand everything. sometimes it leaves completely. having many auspicious attributes. 4 Every time I think about exercise. Sometimes age comes alone. 5 Age doesn't always bring wisdom. this is essential for my long life. 2 Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them. 8 You don't stop laughing because you grow old. 6 Life not only begins at forty. it begins to show. .Maangalyam Shloka mAngalyam tantunAnena mama jIvanA hethunA | kaNThe: badhnami subhage! sanjIva Sarada: Satam || Meaning: This is a sacred thread. 3 My mind not only wanders. I tie this around your neck O maiden.

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