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Boris and the Valentine Fairy Cast of characters: Boris Jones, Karen Fair, The Valentine Fairy, Barry

Jones, four animals (cat, bat, hippo, monkey) SCENE ONE: OUTSIDE OF THE SCHOOL BORIS: There's Karen. She's soo beautiful! (Sighs) I wish she would like me. (Karen fixes her hair) KAREN: There, that's better! (Goes offstage) BORIS: (sighs again) There's only week until Valentine's Day. Oh, how I wish Karen would be my Valentine! (A loud "poof"! And the Valentine Fairy appears) BORIS: Who are you? VALENTINE FAIRY: Why, I'm the Valentine Fairy, of course! Didn't you call me? BORIS: Did I? V.F.: Didn't you say "I wish someone would be my Valentine?" BORIS: I guess so. V.F.: Well, those are the magic words that make me appear! BORIS: Wait a minute. I never heard of the Valentine Fairy before! (Turns the audience) Did you ever hear of the Valentine Fairy before? (Waits for an answer) V.F.: So, just because you never heard of me doesn't mean I'm not real. Do you want this girl to be your Valentine, or what? BORIS: Yes, yes! What do I have to do? V.F.: First, you have to be near the girl. Then, you have to say this magic poem: Be my Valentine, Wallee, Wallee, Woo, Now and all the time, Tippy, tippy, too. Do you think you can remember that? BORIS: Sure! That's all there is to it? V.F.: Yes! Now, good luck! (Smaller poof and the Valentine Fairy disappears offstage) BORIS: (to himself) Be my Valentine, zippee, dippy, do. Now and all the time, boppy, sloppy, sloo. Was that it? No, wait. (Karen comes back onstage) BORIS: Oh, here comes Karen. Let's see if I can make this work! (Comes over to her) Hi, Karen! KAREN: Oh, uh, hi, Boris. (Looks at her watch) Oh! Look at the time, I have to go! BORIS: Wait a minute! I have something to tell you! (Clears his throat) Be my Valentine, Lippee loppy loo, Now and all the time, Knockee, knockee nu. (Poof! And Karen turns into a cat!) CAT: Meow!! BORIS: Oh, my gosh! I think I used the wrong magic words! I'd better try that again. Be my Valentine, crippy, crippy, crue - wait, that's not right! What are those words again (turns to the audience) - Can you remember the magic words?

you're my hero! Can I be your Valentine? BORIS: Sure! (They kiss) (Boris. dippy.(Waits till the audience says something) Okay. monkey turns back into Karen as it is falling off stage) (Boris goes down and "catches" her) KAREN: (appears on stage) Oh. and Barry leave the stage) (Valentine Fairy appears) V. man . And then I was falling out of a tree.: Good thing those animal spells only last a short time. Let's try something else.That's a monkey if I ever saw one. Boris. what are you doing here? BORIS: I need that monkey! It's not really a monkey. (Whole cast comes on stage and says) HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!! THE END Rapunzel . (Poof! And Karen turns into a bat!) BAT: Screech. no that's not right either. Boris! (Grabs monkey and runs off stage) BORIS: Wait! That's not really a monkey! What do I do now? (Goes off stage) SCENE TWO: SCHOOL ROOM BARRY: This is going to be so cool. (Poof! And Karen turns into a hippo!) HIPPO: Grunt. wippy. Now and all the time. I'll try those. screech! BORIS: Oh. (To audience) Isn't that a monkey? BORIS: Come on down. No body else is going to have a monkey for show and tell! MONKEY: (jumps up and down and makes monkey sounds) BARRY: I'll just put this monkey up here on this shelf until it's time for show and tell. Monkey starts falling) (Suddenly. Boris! You caught me! You saved me! I love you! (Kisses him) BARRY: What the--??? KAREN: I had this awful dream that I turned into a monkey.this is getting worse and worse. grunt! BORIS: Oh. (Puts the monkey "up on shelf" . monkey. Karen.I mean that monkey! BARRY: Boris.F. not too high) BORIS: (bursts into the classroom. BARRY: Have you gone nuts? Look (points to the monkey) . I mean Karen! (Monkey jumps up and down) BARRY: Leave my monkey alone! (Brothers fight and shake shelf. What are those words again? Can't any of you out there remember? (Waits for response from audience) (Poof! Hippo turns into a monkey!) MONKEY: (makes monkey sounds and jumps around) (Boris's brother Barry comes on stage) BARRY: Cool! A monkey! Just what I need for show and tell in my class! Thanks. Then I woke and and I was falling! And you caught me. out of breath) Barry! Where's Karen . loo.the shelf is actually a chair.

As he drew near it he heard someone singing so sweetly that he stood still spell-bound. Then her husband grew alarmed and said: 'What ails you. I know I shall die. which looked into the most lovely garden. but he sought in vain for a door in the tower. Whenever she heard the Witch's voice she unloosed her plaits. necessity alone drove me to the deed. and just because she knew she couldn't possibly get any. and no one dared to enter it. standing before him. was the old witch. it happened one day that a Prince was riding through the wood and passed by the tower. My wife saw your rampion from her window. and having given it the name of Rapunzel. It was Rapunzel in her loneliness trying to while away the time by letting her sweet voice ring out into the wood. 'climb into my garden and steal my rampion like a common thief? You shall suffer for your foolhardiness.' The man. 'if I don't get some rampion to eat out of the garden behind the house. and it was as fine as spun gold. who loved her dearly. 'How dare you. which is the same as rampion.' she answered. and the old Witch climbed up by it. and the tower had neither stairs nor doors. he returned with them to his wife. 'pardon my presumption. These good people had a little window at the back of their house. and let her hair fall down out of the window about twenty yards below. she pined away and became quite pale and wretched.' Then the Witch's anger was a little appeased. All shall go well with it.' The man in his terror agreed to everything she asked.' So at dusk he climbed over the wall into the witch's garden. full of all manner of beautiful flowers and vegetables. with a wrathful glance. and she said: 'If it's as you say. but on one condition only -. and fetch her some more. If she were to know any peace of mind. The desire grew day by day. dear wife?' 'Oh. 'Come! rather than let your wife die you shall fetch her some rampion. and conceived such a desire for it that she would certainly have died if her wish had not been gratified. and listened.' 'Oh!' he implored.Once upon a time there lived a man and his wife who were very unhappy because they had no children. After they had lived like this for a few years. and.that you give me the child your wife will shortly bring into the world. but the garden was surrounded by a high wall. and as soon as the child was born the Witch appeared. The Prince longed to see the owner of the voice. He rode home. in the middle of a great wood. but he was so haunted by the song he had heard that he returned every day . and saw there a bed full of the finest rampion: the leaves looked so fresh and green that she longed to eat them. hastily gathering a handful of rampion leaves. who was feared by the whole world. she carried it off with her. you may take as much rampion away with you as you like. but when he reached the other side he drew back in terror. for it belonged to a witch of great power. only high up at the very top a small window. Let down your golden hair.' she said. When the old Witch wanted to get in she stood underneath and called out: 'Rapunzel.' for Rapunzel had wonderful long hair. Rapunzel was the most beautiful child under the sun. for there. which tasted so good that her longing for the forbidden food was greater than ever. She made them into a salad. and I will look after it like a mother. thought to himself. When she was twelve years old the Witch shut her up in a tower. One day the woman stood at the window overlooking the garden. Rapunzel. there was nothing for it but that her husband should climb over the garden wall again. no matter the cost. So at dusk over he got.

and there left her to live in loneliness and misery. 'What is this I hear? I thought I had hidden you safely from the whole world. eating nothing but roots and berries. that he felt he should know no peace of mind till he had seen her. Rapunzel is lost to you for ever -. Of a sudden he heard a voice which seemed strangely familiar to him. 'So that's the staircase. and in a moment they .' cried the Witch. Rapunzel. Let down your golden hair. because the old woman was with her during the day.' 'Oh! you wicked child. So he wandered about for some years. and weeping and lamenting the loss of his lovely bride. and then grasping a pair of scissors in her right. only how am I to get down out of the tower? Every time you come to see me you must bring a skein of silk with you. for she had never seen one before. not thinking of what she was about. and will scratch out your eyes too. and you will take me away on your horse. I will gladly go with you. He walked eagerly in the direction of the sound. he was to come to her every evening. and when he was quite close. The old Witch. and I will make a ladder of them. and I'll certainly be happier with him than with the old Witch. but the pretty bird has flown and its song is dumb. when he was standing thus behind a tree. the Witch fastened the plaits on to a hook in the window. and. and cried mockingly: 'Ah. who fixed her evil. and in his despair he jumped right down from the will never see her more.' she thought. wound it round and round her left hand. Rapunzel. And. she was so hard-hearted that she took Rapunzel to a lonely desert place. but instead of his beloved Rapunzel he found the old Witch. and when it is finished I will climb down by it. but the Prince spoke to her so kindly. of course. and in spite of it you have managed to deceive me. One day. and at last he came to the desert place where Rapunzel was living.' she let them down. Rapunzel. Rapunzel recognised him and fell on his neck and wept. and the Prince climbed up as usual. through the wood.' Then Rapunzel let down her plaits. that you are so much harder to pull up than the young Prince? He is always with me in a moment. and when he asked her to marry him she consented at once. and told her at once that his heart had been so touched by her singing. ah! you thought to find your lady love. turned to the Witch and said: 'How is it. the thorns among which he fell pierced his eyes out.' and as soon as she had let it down the Prince climbed up. he saw the old Witch approach and heard her call out: 'Rapunzel. 'For. and the beautiful plaits lay on the ground. he went to the foot of the tower and cried: 'Rapunzel. as wretched and unhappy as he could well be. 'he is young and handsome. At first Rapunzel was terribly frightened when a man came in. Let down your golden hair. knew nothing of what was going on.' They arranged that till the ladder was ready. 'Then I too will climb it and try my luck. the cat caught it. Let down your golden hair. But on the evening of the day in which she had driven poor Rapunzel away. But two of her tears touched his eyes. off it came. at dusk.' So on the following day. blind and miserable. snip snap.' In her wrath she seized Rapunzel's beautiful hair.' The Prince was beside himself with grief. is it?' said the Prince. and when the Prince came and called out: 'Rapunzel. till one day Rapunzel.' So she put her hand in his and said: 'Yes. Then he wandered. glittering eyes on him. worse than this. Very soon Rapunzel forgot her fear. though he escaped with his the wood and listened. and the Witch climbed up by them. good mother.

fair sun. they in her head? The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars. 'tis not to me she speaks: Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven. Romeo and Juliet Act 2. . and kill the envious moon. It is my lady. her eyes in heaven Would through the airy region stream so bright That birds would sing and think it were not night. Scene 2 Capulet's orchard. do entreat her eyes To twinkle in their spheres till they return. Who is already sick and pale with grief. that she knew she were! She speaks yet she says nothing: what of that? Her eye discourses. Enter ROMEO ROMEO He jests at scars that never felt a wound. See. how she leans her cheek upon her hand! O. That thou her maid art far more fair than she: Be not her maid. Her vestal livery is but sick and green And none but fools do wear it. I am too bold. That I might touch that cheek! JULIET Ay me! ROMEO She speaks: O. soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east. Arise. O. speak again. Having some business. bright angel! for thou art As glorious to this night. What if her eyes were there. it is my love! O. that I were a glove upon that hand. where they were received and welcomed with great joy. since she is envious. being o'er my head As is a winged messenger of heaven Unto the white-upturned wondering eyes Of mortals that fall back to gaze on him When he bestrides the lazy-pacing clouds And sails upon the bosom of the air. As daylight doth a lamp.became quite clear again. cast it off. and Juliet is the sun. and they lived happily ever after. JULIET appears above at a window But. Then he led her to his kingdom. and he saw as well as he had ever done. I will answer it.

If any of my kinsmen find thee here. Nor arm. were he not Romeo call'd. though not a Montague. and wherefore? The orchard walls are high and hard to climb. Had I it written. or shall I speak at this? JULIET 'Tis but thy name that is my enemy. is hateful to myself. Thou art thyself. ROMEO I take thee at thy word: Call me but love. considering who thou art. be some other name! What's in a name? that which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet. and I'll be new baptized. Henceforth I never will be Romeo. tell me. Because it is an enemy to thee. nor face. ROMEO With love's light wings did I o'er-perch these walls. JULIET How camest thou hither. ROMEO [Aside] Shall I hear more. So Romeo would. yet I know the sound: Art thou not Romeo and a Montague? ROMEO Neither. What's Montague? it is nor hand. And the place death. Or. if either thee dislike. Retain that dear perfection which he owes Without that title. doff thy name. I would tear the word. JULIET What man art thou that thus bescreen'd in night So stumblest on my counsel? ROMEO By a name I know not how to tell thee who I am: My name. O. . JULIET My ears have not yet drunk a hundred words Of that tongue's utterance. For stony limits cannot hold love out. if thou wilt not. be but sworn my love. Romeo. nor any other part Belonging to a man.JULIET O Romeo. Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy name. And for that name which is no part of thee Take all myself. And I'll no longer be a Capulet. dear saint. fair saint. nor foot.

but else. Which the dark night hath so discovered. So thou wilt woo. I should have been more strange. And but thou love me. JULIET I would not for the world they saw thee here. fain deny What I have spoke: but farewell compliment! Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say 'Ay. O gentle Romeo. And not impute this yielding to light love. JULIET By whose direction found'st thou out this place? ROMEO By love. fair Montague. If thou dost love. not for the world.And what love can do that dares love attempt. ROMEO Alack. yet. who first did prompt me to inquire. I would adventure for such merchandise. Thou mayst prove false. My true love's passion: therefore pardon me. ROMEO I have night's cloak to hide me from their sight. ere I was ware. there lies more peril in thine eye Than twenty of their swords: look thou but sweet.' And I will take thy word: yet if thou swear'st. He lent me counsel and I lent him eyes. fain. wert thou as far As that vast shore wash'd with the farthest sea. Else would a maiden blush bepaint my cheek For that which thou hast heard me speak to-night Fain would I dwell on form. JULIET If they do see thee. I am too fond. at lovers' perjuries Then say. Jove laughs. Than death prorogued. In truth. And I am proof against their enmity. I'll frown and be perverse an say thee nay. they will murder thee. JULIET Thou know'st the mask of night is on my face. I must confess. let them find me here: My life were better ended by their hate. pronounce it faithfully: Or if thou think'st I am too quickly won. . I am no pilot. Therefore thy kinsmen are no let to me. wanting of thy love. gentleman. And therefore thou mayst think my 'havior light: But trust me. But that thou overheard'st. I'll prove more true Than those that have more cunning to be strange.

love? JULIET But to be frank.' Sweet. Nurse calls within I hear some noise within. adieu! .ROMEO Lady. Lest that thy love prove likewise variable. ROMEO What shall I swear by? JULIET Do not swear at all. if thou wilt. too unadvised. Good night. The more I have. dear love. And yet I wish but for the thing I have: My bounty is as boundless as the sea. wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied? JULIET What satisfaction canst thou have to-night? ROMEO The exchange of thy love's faithful vow for mine. That monthly changes in her circled orb. which doth cease to be Ere one can say 'It lightens. the inconstant moon. Too like the lightning. I have no joy of this contract to-night: It is too rash. good night! as sweet repose and rest Come to thy heart as that within my breast! ROMEO O. by yonder blessed moon I swear That tips with silver all these fruit-tree tops-JULIET O. and give it thee again. swear by thy gracious self. Which is the god of my idolatry. swear not by the moon. do not swear. And I'll believe thee. the more I give to thee. by summer's ripening breath. ROMEO If my heart's dear love-JULIET Well. although I joy in thee. too sudden. My love as deep. for both are infinite. Or. good night! This bud of love. JULIET I gave thee mine before thou didst request it: And yet I would it were to give again. ROMEO Wouldst thou withdraw it? for what purpose. May prove a beauteous flower when next we meet.

to want thy light. ROMEO . send me word to-morrow. Thy purpose marriage. above ROMEO O blessed. If that thy bent of love be honourable. Being in night. Love goes toward love.--But if thou mean'st not well. But love from love. for a falconer's voice. above JULIET Hist! Romeo. be true. And make her airy tongue more hoarse than mine. hist! O. toward school with heavy looks. above ROMEO A thousand times the worse. Re-enter JULIET. as schoolboys from their books. anon. Stay but a little. I do beseech thee-Nurse [Within] Madam! JULIET By and by. I will come again. above JULIET Three words. good nurse! Sweet Montague. I come:-To cease thy suit. Too flattering-sweet to be substantial. Exit. With repetition of my Romeo's name.Anon. and good night indeed. Retiring Re-enter JULIET. blessed night! I am afeard. Else would I tear the cave where Echo lies. and leave me to my grief: To-morrow will I send. Nurse [Within] Madam! JULIET I come. Where and what time thou wilt perform the rite. ROMEO So thrive my soul-JULIET A thousand times good night! Exit. And all my fortunes at thy foot I'll lay And follow thee my lord throughout the world. all this is but a dream. To lure this tassel-gentle back again! Bondage is hoarse. dear Romeo. and may not speak aloud. By one that I'll procure to come to thee.

good night! parting is such sweet sorrow. ROMEO I would I were thy bird. so would I: Yet I should kill thee with much cherishing. JULIET I will not fail: 'tis twenty years till then. and my dear hap to tell. Like softest music to attending ears! JULIET Romeo! ROMEO My dear? JULIET At what o'clock to-morrow Shall I send to thee? ROMEO At the hour of nine. ROMEO Let me stand here till thou remember it. Forgetting any other home but this. JULIET Sweet. I would have thee gone: And yet no further than a wanton's bird. ROMEO And I'll still stay. to have thee still stand there. And with a silk thread plucks it back again. Exit above ROMEO Sleep dwell upon thine eyes. so sweet to rest! Hence will I to my ghostly father's cell. His help to crave. Who lets it hop a little from her hand. to have thee still forget. That I shall say good night till it be morrow. JULIET I shall forget. Good night. JULIET 'Tis almost morning.It is my soul that calls upon my name: How silver-sweet sound lovers' tongues by night. So loving-jealous of his liberty. Remembering how I love thy company. Like a poor prisoner in his twisted gyves. I have forgot why I did call thee back. Exit Cupid . peace in thy breast! Would I were sleep and peace.

don't you think that we should get married?" "Oh wow!" exclaimed Spot. still thinking." said Fawn.” “Good. holding a bright red envelope in her hoof. "You know." said Spot. if you don’t want to. why didn't you tell me?" asked Fawn. angrily. I wish someone sent me one. I've seen the way she looks at you across the fence." VALENTINE’S DAY KISSES written by Debbie Williamson “Hey Mom." said Spot.” Mother explained. “I don’t like girls!” “What did you say?” laughed Father when he walked by the kitchen door. "It looks like a Valentine!" "A what!" exclaimed Fawn." said Spot. "You want to marry me. I don’t like girls."Well look what you got." said Fawn. Jack. "Give me that." "You do!" said Fawn surprised." "Well I do. your friend." said Spot. don't you love me?" Fawn thought for a few seconds before answering Spot's question. along with several little heart-shaped cinnamon candies. love. “Oh!” said Father. I knew that you liked me. Fawn.” said Jack. Fawn picked the card up from the barn floor and read the inscription on it. “I see." said Spot. Spot was really surprised by Fawn's answer.” said five year old Jack." said Fawn. Mom." said Spot. "Don't you know by now that I love you. "Now. "I will marry you." said Spot. Spot. "I thought that Valentine's were only sent to loved ones. I suppose that you don’t want to give the girls Valentine’s cards. right!” . Spot. Our teacher said that we should bring Valentine’s cards and give them to the girls. but I never knew that you loved me. “Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day.” said Jack. “You don’t have to give cards to the girls. “You don’t like girls!” “No." said Spot." Fawn read. "Who could have sent this to me?" asked Fawn. will you marry me?" "Yes. "I don't know." "I bet it was Clarice!" exclaimed Fawn. "You sent this to me!" "Yes. "Now that we both love each other." "I can't take yours. "Only I don't think that she would be stupid enough to send me a Valentine's card. "Because that would have been too simple. "They are nice." said Fawn. "I mean." blushed Spot." Fawn grabbed the envelope from Spot and tore it open. Spot." "You do!" exclaimed Spot. "Maybe it was that new cow next door. "You can have mine." said Spot. “I don’t like girls. "Well. have a wonderful Valentine's Day." said Fawn." said Fawn." "Yes. "You know. "To Fawn. Do I have to give cards to the girls?” “Honey.” said Mother. "I guess I do love you. "Spot!" exclaimed Fawn." "Well here. "I wish I knew who sent it.” “It’s Valentine’s Day tomorrow. She never in a million years ever thought that Fawn really loved her. "I do. "I did!" "But." "Valentine's aren't stupid. "All you have to do is read the card. A red heart-shaped card fell to the barn floor.

“He doesn’t like girls. is at home making his cards right now?” “You think so. I just bet your friend.” “But why. “Will they?” “Oh!” said Mother. “I was just thinking about making my Valentine’s cards. that’s nice to me?” asked Jack. Girls always like to give out Valentine’s cards. some scissors. “Hey Dad. “I was wondering if you could take me to the store. “Why don’t you give Kenny a call?” Mother dialed Kenny’s telephone number. “All they do is tease me and take my lunch from me. Kenny. “What are you doing?” “Well. either. “They will. “Everyone in your class will be giving out cards. Jack had great fun the next day at the Valentine’s party.” his father said. .” “Sure son.” said Father.” “Here.” said Jack. He didn’t even mind it when a few of the girls gave him a kiss. I need to get some red construction paper. “You don’t know the fun you’ll be missing out on.” Jack and his father bought some construction paper. Jack?” Father asked. some glue and even some frilly doilies. “I don’t want to give the girls any Valentine’s cards. “Hello Kenny.“That’s right.” Both Mother and Father smiled to themselves.” said Kenny.” said Jack. “Let’s go.” said Jack.” “Ah son.” said Jack.” said Daddy. Why. Both Mother and Father helped Jack with his cards. Daddy!” exclaimed Jack. What are you going to do when all the girls give you cards?” “They won’t. “What are you doing?” “I’m making Valentine’s cards. Jack hung up the telephone and turned to his Dad.” “What do the girls ever do.” said Jack.