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The unanimous Declaration of the Free People of the united States of America
When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for They have called together political front-groups at places
The People to rise up against the political band of Federal unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of
Thieves and Class Warriors who have disconnected them from their Public Records, for the sole purpose of hiding them from
one another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the view and tricking us into compliance with their measures.
freedom and liberty to which the Laws of Nature and of
Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of They have sent their attack dogs against critics, for opposing
mankind requires that they should declare the causes which with manly firmness their invasions on the rights of the people.
impel them to Protest.
They have endeavoured to prevent the population of these
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created States by disrespecting life; and to overpopulate these States for
equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain that purpose obstructing the Laws for Immigration; refusing to
unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising
pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, the conditions of new private investment.
Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just
powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any They have obstructed the Administration of Justice by enacting
Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is blatantly unconstitutional Laws and eroding the Separation and
the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute Balance of Powers, and by refusing their Assent to permit the
new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and minority party to participate in legislative conferences.
organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most
They have made Congress dependent on their Will alone for
likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed,
the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of
will dictate that Governments long established should not be
their salaries.
changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all
experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to They have erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither
suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their
abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a substance.
long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the
same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute They have kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Political
Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to object to such Fraud Armies of ACORN and Union operatives without the
Government, and in future elections to provide new Guards for Consent of our workers.
their security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these
Citizens; and such is now the necessity which constrains them They have affected to render the Military obsolete and an
to reform their Systems of Government. The history of the inferior defensive Power.
recent Federal Government is a history of repeated injuries and
usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an They have combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction
absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws;
submitted to a candid world. giving their Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

The Congress has refused its Assent to Live within Our Means, For Making Your Mortgage My Problem:
the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
For protecting Union Organizers from punishment for any
The Congress and President have usurped state Legislatures secret-ballot violations which they should commit on the
and Governors to pass unfunded mandates of alleged Inhabitants of these States:
immediate and pressing importance, such as threatening to cut
off fuel taxes for road construction unless the states submit to For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
Congress' authority.
For imposing Carbon and other Taxes on us without our
The Congress and the President have refused to enact other Consent:
Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Jury
those people would bundle pay-to-play political kickbacks, a
right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
For transporting Gitmo detainees beyond Seas to be released We, therefore, the Citizens of the united States of America, at
for real offences: Tea Party events around the nation, Assembled, appealing to
the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our
For abolishing the free System of English Laws, establishing intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good
therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries People of these States, solemnly publish and declare, That these
so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for united States are, and of Right ought to be composed of Free
introducing the same absolute rule into these States and Independent Citizens, that they are Absolved from all
Allegiance to the Incumbent Kleptocrats, and that all political
For taking away our Charter Schools, abolishing our most connection between them and the Federal Government
valuable Laws and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Overlords, is and ought to be totally reformed according to the
Governments: Founders' vision; and that as Free and Independent People,
they have full Power to levy War to reclaim our country,
For suspending our own Legislatures' authority, and declaring
conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to
themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases
do all other Acts and Things which Independent People may of
right do. — And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm
They have abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually
their Protection and waging Class War against us. pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred
They have plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our
retirement accounts, and destroyed the lives of our people.

They are at this time transporting large Armies of Leftist

Mercenaries to compleat the works of Speech Police and of
voter and census fraud, already begun with circumstances of
Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous
ages, and totally unworthy of a civilized nation.

They have constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive in the

Global War on Capitalism to bear animus against their
Country, to become the executioners of their friends and
Brethren by taking TARP and Bailouts, or to fall themselves by
their Hands.

They have excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has

endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the
merciless Union Boss Savages whose known rule of warfare, is
an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for

Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have
been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose
character is thus marked by every act which may define a
Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a Free People.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our House and

Senate brethren. We have warned them from time to time of
attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable
jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the
circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have
appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have
conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow
these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our
connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to
the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore,
acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation,
and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in
War, in Peace Friends.