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By John F. McGowan
Version: 1.0 Start Date: April 12, 2009 Last Updated: April 12, 2009 Home URL: http://www.jmcgowan.com/sachs.pdf The investment opportunity of a lifetime.
Dear Prospective Investor, Government Sachs, the United States premier leveraged bailout firm, is offering you the opportunity to profit from the end of the American Republic. Government Sachs is offering $10 billion worth of preferred select stock backed by the full faith and credit of Government Sachs… and, if that is not enough for you, the full faith and credit of the Federal Reserve, the US Treasury, the US federal government, and US taxpayers making less than $250,000 per year. Who We Are For those of you who haven’t been following the news or don’t know our reputation, Government Sachs is the leader in the new innovative rapidly growing field of public private investment partnership. Our track record speaks for itself. Our risk management models never work. Our leverage is unsustainable. From Long Term Capital Markets to the sub-prime meltdown, we have been a key contributor to almost every major financial fiasco. Our incompetence is legend. In short, we are the perfect candidates for a government bailout. With our extensive network of alumni in key positions in the Republican and Democratic parties and our passionate support for conservative, libertarian, liberal, and progressive causes, we can count on a never ending deluge of trillion dollar bailouts. That’s trillion with a “T”. The more we screw up, the more money we get. We are the masters of the bailout! The Opportunity
John F. McGowan
April 5, 2009
Government Sachs Offering Memorandum The current economic downturn offers unprecedented growth opportunities for the public private investment partnership industry. As the economy worsens and millions more are thrown out of work, there will be predictable increasing pressure for the federal government to do something. During the Great Depression this might have involved wasteful and inefficient public works programs, moratoriums on home foreclosures, food for the starving, that sort of thing. Today Government Sachs is strategically positioned to take this money for…Government Sachs instead. And you too as an investor in Government Sachs preferred select stock can profit from mass misery! Our Value Proposition We take the value. A Winning Team When Julius Caesar betrayed his oath and crossed the Rubicon, there were malcontents and naysayers, not team players, who objected and tried to save the Roman Republic: Brutus, Cassius, Cicero, and thousands of other mediocrities whose names are justly lost to history. They were the losers. Don’t be a loser! As the American Republic joins the Roman Republic on the trash heap of history, you can join the winning team with a healthy investment in Government Sachs preferred select stock. Call to Action Invest your hard-earned savings in Government Sachs preferred select stock, the investment opportunity of a lifetime. You can’t lose! Trust us! Would we lie to you?
Forward Looking Statement Safe Harbor Notice This offering memorandum contains forward looking statements that may be false or fraudulent. Under current securities law, if we include this safe harbor notice, we are protected from any liability if you lose John F. McGowan Page 2 April 12, 2009
Government Sachs Offering Memorandum your investment or your freedom. The Government Sachs Team © 2009 John F. McGowan
John F. McGowan
April 12, 2009