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FOOD

REVIEW
STEAKS &
THE CITY

STORY BY G.E. FELLRATH


PHOTOGRAPHY BY LEE BENJAMIN

Ever since man awakened to the primal need for a hunk of charred
protein, he’s never looked back. There’s certainly nothing wrong with
vegetarianism or veganism, or even pescetarianism (and yes, there is
even fruitarianism). I’m just not that kind of a guy. Here’s why:

STEAK AND STEAKHOUSES ARE SEXY.


There’s something sensual about dark wood-paneled walls and the
heft of a good steak knife. In a city famous for its beef, navigating
Kansas City’s meat culture can be intimidating. Just keep two things
in mind: Quality is key, and never hesitate to ask questions.

CLOCKWISE FROM TOP: Dry-aged Kansas City strip steak from Trezo Mare, a T-bone from The Capital Grille, triple cheeseburger from Town Topic and steak tartare from bluestem.

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Where have I had memorable steaks? Café Trio serves one of the most satisfying Grille ($14) serve steak tartare, but without
While I have yet to locate a nice dry-aged appetizers around—the Blue Cheese Bistro, a doubt, the Rolls-Royce of tartares is to be
filet, for consistency and quality The Capital tender strips of grilled filet topped with the found at the Wine Bar at bluestem. Chef Colby
Grille offers the best dry-aged sirloins I’ve pungent cheese. I often order it in the bar as Garrelts uses Wagyu beef, a luxuriously
had in town (lunch $23 for 10 ounces and an early or late dinner or share it around the marbled domestic breed of the famous Japanese
dinner $35 for 14 ounces, $40 for 20 ounces table with other Trio small plates. Kobe cows. He presents the silky creation ($8)
à la carte). The restaurant also gets my And don’t let McCormick & Schmick’s seasoned with Dijon mustard, Worcestershire,
vote for the best all-around steakhouse; it reputation as one of the best seafood Tabasco and truffle oil and topped with a
has excellent service and a nice selection of purveyors steer you away from its steaks. golden Campo Lindo egg yolk.
sides and appetizers. I’ve had delicious beef here, both as a steak
The Majestic Steakhouse, which doubles salad for lunch or a filet for dinner. And … BETWEEN THE BUNS
as a jazz club, also offers dry-aged sirloins. while I’ll cover hamburgers later, it’s worth While I patiently await the arrival of the $50 foie
If you’re not ready for the “Strip Show,” mentioning the $1.95 half-pound burger gras burger in Kansas City, I sleep well knowing
a 16-ounce dry-aged strip ($49), there’s a available during happy hour. this town is not deprived ofgood sliders.
notch down for a 12-ounce ($42) or 8-ounce My favorite place to tuck into the thickest
($32) teaser. Men, be sure to grab your REAL MEN EAT VEAL … and juiciest burger in town is at Westport
smoking jacket before leaving home, the … and Phillips ChopHouse is where they Flea Market. Awash with Americana, pinball
upstairs Cigar Club at The Majestic is the should do it. The Veal Tender is outstanding machines and neon beer signs, the restaurant
ultimate boys’ hangout. ($37). Both times I’ve ordered these medallions packs in devotees who flock daily to get
Gentlemen need not grab their jackets to cut on the bias, they were melt-away tender. their fix. The 10-ounce Flea Market Burger
get an honest steak in an honest setting. At Two thumbs up for Starker’s Reserve’s ($7.49) stars beef from McGonigle’s and is
Jess and Jim’s, the USDA Prime Angus beef is pan-roasted veal chop ($33). The double-cut the textbook patty-to-bun ratio and served
hand-cut daily, unaged and unadulterated— bone-on wonder is juicy and moist inside and with curly fries and all the usual trimmings.
except the “Playboy,” a naughty 25-ounce full of flavor. Like Phillips ChopHouse, the Those who are of the thin greasy-but-good
strip sirloin ($38.95). I prefer the 8-ounce accompanying seasonal fare is always a highlight. persuasion find it at Town Topic. Ordering
bacon-wrapped filet ($24.95). anything but a double with cheese (American,
There has been a growing awareness of ... LE TARTARE of course) brands you as a sissy ($3.62— that’s
grass-fed beef. After all, that’s what cows ate If you think steak tartare is effete, it’s not. with tax). The soft fluffy buns make the
before Americans started feeding them corn What’s more primal than raw meat? I’ll never perfect sop for the drippings.
due to rationing during World War II. forget my first bite as a child in southern Winstead’s has been serving up the same
Grass-fed cows are leaner and tend to be France. The server slapped down a cake of excellent thin-but-good steakburgers for
milder in flavor. But, you wouldn’t know raw beef seasoned with mustard, salt, pepper, more than 60 years in Kansas City. For
that from the steaks served at 1924 Main chopped garlic and onion, pushed a well in $4.20, you will get a Triple Winstead with
where Chef Rob Dalzell’s perfectly grilled the center and cracked a raw egg into it. As cheese. While these patties tend to be slightly
steaks from local grass-fed beef rival any instructed, I dug right in, and it changed dryer than Town Topic’s, I don’t mind.
corn-fed beef I’ve had, aged or not. Recently, my life forever. With neon lights, a jukebox and a proper
he’s also begun featuring Piedmontese beef, Five years ago, if a server walked into a milkshake, sometimes burgers aren’t all
a high-grade Italian breed that is carefully Kansas City dining room and offered steak about the beef.
raised on a special diet. tartare, the room would have gone silent If you’re not the counter diner type, not
Speaking of quality, J. Gilbert’s is the only with crickets. Not now. to worry, Ted Habiger and Andy Sloan at
place in town to find Prime CAB steak—the Tartare has become the sushi for meat lovers. Room 39 have got your upmarket taste buds
most exclusive grade of beef available anywhere. One of the oldest, but finest, creations, les tartares covered. The 8-ounce $8 burger at lunch is
An 8-ounce center-cut filet will only set you have become trendy and are all the rage. probably the best restaurant burger around:
back $29.95, and it comes with a vegetable Sadly, not one self-proclaimed French straightforward and satisfying. Gussy it up
and choice of potatoes. Follow my lead and restaurant in town I can think of consistently with your choice of cheeses ($0.75 extra),
order the poblano potatoes au gratin – that serves this traditional treat. And, I have yet which include Gruyere, and my favorite,
is, after wolfing down a mess of house-made to find a reliable kibbeh naya, a Lebanese Maytag bleu. The fries there ain’t bad either.
potato chips covered in melted Maytag bleu tartare with bulgar and mint.
cheese with cocktails. Both the Plaza III ($11.50) and The Capital

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BEYOND BEEF
I rarely encounter juicy tender pork chops
in Kansas City. So, when I want to pig out,
LC’s pork sandwich ($7.49) is a must.
The barbeque joint won’t win you on
ambience, but plain white bread never tasted as
good as when smothered by a mound of LC’s
flavorful smoked pork and its signature sauce.
At Oklahoma Joe’s, $9.95 gets you a pound
of the best pulled pork in Kansas City. For
a one-stop gig, I can never decide between
the Carolina-style pulled pork sandwich or
the Hog Heaven ($5.35). The former comes
topped with spicy coleslaw mixed with “Bubba
Sauce,” a tangy tomato-vinegar sauce with a
slight kick. The latter is straight-up pulled
pork with pork sausage slices.
I am a faithful advocate of game meat. While
summer isn’t the season for it, chef Debbie Gold
at 40 Sardines keeps my hankering at bay
with braised Broken Arrow Ranch boar and
pappardelle (lunch $14, dinner $27). These
broad hand-torn strips of fresh pasta luxuriate
in a lusty boar ragu with large nuggets of the
fork-tender meat.
Chef Jennifer Maloney at Café Sebastienne
serves one of the best racks of lamb ($29) in
town. Not offered every week, I invariably
order it if it is. ■

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