Speak in English please..... Hey Frens... Hope this helps relieve the dreaded "March" pressure!!

Killing English

Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette... ? " Class teacher once said : " pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!" Once Hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to America.." "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.." Dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down..... it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on) Teacher said in a furious mood... write down ur name and father of ur name!! "shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college" My manager started like this "Hi, I am Pinky, Married with two kids" "I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board "Will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF" LIBRARIAN SCOLDS ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE" Chemistry HOD comes and tells us.... "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter" Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father

you came here without being wanted. 'Okay. scans the ground using his GPS. a man dressed in an Armani suit.' answers the shepherd.' '. opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms and pivot tables. 'Yes. Ray-Ban sunglasses. will you give me one of them?' The shepherd looks at the young man. Cerutti shoes. Secondly. turns to the shepherd and says. Thirdly.' The young man takes one of the animals from the flock and puts it in the back of his Porsche. 'That's correct.Light Humor for all Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. 'You have exactly 1.. and a Pierre Cardin tie gets out and asks the shepherd. you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew. you don't understand anything about my business. 'Very simple. He then prints out a 150-page report on his high-tech mini-printer. will you return my animal to me?' The young man answers. then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The shepherd looks at him and asks.Now can I have my dog back?' .... ' Firstly. 'If I guess your profession. enters a NASA Website. you can have your sheep.' The young man parks the car.' 'How did you know?' asks the young man.. 'You are an auditor. The driver..586 sheep. TAG-Heuer wristwatch.' The shepherd cheers. 'If I can tell you how many sheep you have. connects his laptop to the mobile-fax. why not?' The shepherd says.

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