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Speak in English please..... Hey Frens... Hope this helps relieve the dreaded "March" pressure!!

Killing English

Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette... ? " Class teacher once said : " pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!" Once Hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to America.." "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.." Dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down..... it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on) Teacher said in a furious mood... write down ur name and father of ur name!! "shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college" My manager started like this "Hi, I am Pinky, Married with two kids" "I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board "Will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF" LIBRARIAN SCOLDS ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE" Chemistry HOD comes and tells us.... "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter" Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father

opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms and pivot tables. The shepherd looks at him and asks. then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies. scans the ground using his GPS. turns to the shepherd and says. TAG-Heuer wristwatch. 'You have exactly 1. Cerutti shoes. 'Very simple.. 'Yes. Thirdly. and a Pierre Cardin tie gets out and asks the shepherd.' The shepherd cheers. you came here without being wanted. a man dressed in an Armani suit.' answers the shepherd. ' Firstly. 'If I guess your profession. enters a NASA Website. connects his laptop to the mobile-fax.' The young man parks the car. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. Secondly. 'That's correct.' '.. you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew. will you give me one of them?' The shepherd looks at the young man.' The young man takes one of the animals from the flock and puts it in the back of his Porsche.Light Humor for all Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road.586 sheep. will you return my animal to me?' The young man answers.. 'You are an auditor.Now can I have my dog back?' . The driver.' 'How did you know?' asks the young man. you can have your sheep.. He then prints out a 150-page report on his high-tech mini-printer. Ray-Ban sunglasses. why not?' The shepherd says.. 'Okay. 'If I can tell you how many sheep you have. you don't understand anything about my business..