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BY CRAMULUS The Chao Te Ching was conceived at a tea party which took place on Mount Olympus' Limbo Peak. An ancient Chinese Chaosopher named Lao Tzu had been riding his bike through the mountains of the afterlife and somehow ended up crashing into Eris, the Greek Goddess of Chaos, Discord, Confusion, Bureaucracy, and Aftermath. Lao Tzu was supposed to meet Confucius, who had just gotten the first season of Lost on DVD. Instead, he decided to hang out with this crazy Greek chick. The two of them talked for days. They had very similar ideas but approached them in different ways. Lao Tzu preferred to observe the universe through quiet contemplation, whereas Eris enjoyed tossing golden apples, watching everybody's colors come out as they scrambled for them. But they both believed the universe was essentially a pretty cool place, brimming with creativity and potential. "It's difficult to talk about things as big as Every Thing," said Lao Tzu as he sipped his tea. "But one thing I think we can agree on is that everything's got a natural ebb and flow to it. And that humans do well when they recognize that flow and go with it." "Yeah," said Eris, "But if everything is part of that flow, even going against it is part of it. And in fact, you need to go against it sometimes to move forward." "But what is there to go against?" asked the wrinkly fruit of a man. "When you have a story to make sense of the universe, that's order. When you don't, that's disorder. That's one of the things humans need to figure out, how to balance those two."
Meanwhile, on Earth, two spags called Cramulus and Alphapance were meditating on what it would be like if Eris hooked up with Lao Tzu. They had skeeved themselves out with the imagery of this hot ass Greek Goddess grinding on some desiccated Chinese dude and decided never to discuss it again. But they couldn't. They just kept talking about it and obsessing over it until they had to write it down. They were originally planning on publishing the manuscript as an erotic novel, but luckily Eris appeared in a flash of noise and simultaneously slapped both of them in the face. "You stupid spags," spake Eris, "Lao Tzu and I have been trying to inspire you for days, but you're too busy making dick jokes to notice." Then, much to Cramulus and Alphapance's disappointment, she transformed their wretched manuscript into the Chao Te Ching. "What is this garbage?" asked Cramulus as he flipped through it, "And what the hell is a 'wise spag'?" "A spag is an idiot, you spags," said Eris, "A wise spag is a spag that knows just what a spag he is." "Stop saying spag," said Alphapance, "please." Eris slapped him again. Then she vanished in a cloud of synthpop. "Okay, that was uncalled for," said Alphapance as he rubbed his cheek. "We're going to have to rewrite this ourselves." "Hah! We're going to totally bung it up!" laughed Cramulus. And they did.
the authors chose a minor Greek deity "Eris" as their anthropomorphized symbol of worship.] Skip ahead forty years. and metaphysics under the name Principia Discordia. the idea of Discordianism still exists and has expanded. was eventually released as a publication in 1970. [Note: a more complete. namely a syntax which parodies Biblical verse. In using a classic text such as this. originally produced and distributed by hand. Currently. mostly as a reaction to the rigid cultural norms found in America at that time. First. As such. While the austere poetry of the original proved to be a boon when parsing down typically verbose philosophical rants about the nature of reality . It distills and updates basic principles. as various adherents adopt and adapt the vague and often ill-defined concepts found in the original book into new outlooks on consensus reality. if you will) of a stylistic aspect found in the Prinicipia Discordia. A collection of collage. it claimed that disorder was as important as order. The manner in which this book you are holding was written appears to be an adaptation (a "riff".A NOT-AT-ALL FUNNY FOREWARD TO THE CHAO TE CHING BY DOKTOR ALPHAPANCE Regardless of the origins. a brief history of Discordianism: It was conceived as both a parody religion and a lighthearted philosophy in the late 1950's. summary can be found on Wikipedia. To further tweak their noses at the establishment. if somewhat pedestrian. the authors were presented with a number of challenges. the Chao te Ching is an important contribution to Discordian thought. which brings us to the Chao te Ching. as well as setting down current extrapolations and reinterpretations of such. the authors of the Chao te Ching wished to use the structure of the Taoist classic the Tao te Ching as a literary framework as a way to present Discordian ideas in a new context. satire. and to embrace the latter without the former was foolish. clearly. based upon present-day contexts and socio-economic-political realities.
The authors actively encourage new translations. . "a philosophy inside a joke inside a religion inside of another joke. The Black Iron Prison. it provides a perspective that may be unfamiliar to the casual reader. See. this entire work has been filed under a Non-Commercial Share Alike license. While the passages add up to fairly concise explanations. it can only be assumed that the authors intend for the curious to hunt down and explore further texts which describe such concepts in more depth. often calling even their own definitions into question. which lets the reader create their own translation of the Chao te Ching without fear of copyright violation. But all of this avoids the main question: Why was the Chao te Ching written? What purpose can it serve? In short. or perhaps clarification if all they have heard of Discordianism is that it's. I told you this wouldn't be funny.and authority. on the other hand. often to the point of explicitly pointing out said contradictions. they can only allude to concepts like The Barstool. do not usually hold to such strict duality. in order to keep Discordia alive and vibrant rather than unchanging and stagnant. In addition. Yin and Yang. Not wanting the book to be an encyclopedia. the authors have apparently coined new terms and metaphors not found in the Principia Discordia. Taoism often presents the universe in two distinct parts." Most Discordians wouldn't even go so far as saying the Chao te Ching is a way to live your life – they want you to make up your own mind. This issue is dealt with through recursive lines and chapters in the Chao te Ching that contradict previous chapters. In fact. and The Machine™. Discordians.
Well. Whoever is Ordered. These two are the same. Nameless. . sees every pattern. yeah? Whoever is Disordered. The name that can be given is not an accurate name. this is the door to the essence of all life. They both may be called Illusion.Chapter 1 The Universe that can be described is not the real Universe.. From the comic to the tragic. Named. we pretty much covered that. sees that patterns do not exist.. it is the source of Order and Disorder. but what is produced has names.
but they do not Order. but they do not Disorder. They break apart.Chapter 2 When the people of the world all know Order as Order. Authority and Freedom define each other. Therefore Order and Disorder produce each other. So the wise spags look for balance. They act. They organize. and stick their wrench into the Machine™. there arises the idea of Reality. there arises the recognition of Disorder. When they know there is such a thing as Illusion. Reality and Illusion trick each other. And so are able to act again. . Love and Hate fuck each other. but they Keep Their Fucking Mouths Shut.
Chapter 3 If you put value in subjective Bullshit. Like hitting someone with a Barstool to prove that it actually exists. By understanding your Cell. Therefore the wise spags lead by knowing their Prison and staying pragmatic. call people on their Bullshit so there will be no narcissism to exploit. . you will understand others'. lesser spags will treat it like objective Truth.
It multiplies its opposite. lining the world. that last one's not quite accurate. The origin of all patterns. It confuses Order. It has existed before we observed it. it positively negates. just the consequences. it arranges Disorder. including itself. You can't really observe Chaos.Chapter 4 This is Chaos: it is everything. All of Starbuck's Pebbles come from it. . Lying below life. Ok.
To struggle against it is like pissing in the wind. but also drops hammers. Anything could be a punchline. The wise spag wears a helmet. Chaos never ends! Even its vacuum has a presence. . Even the wise spag gets punched.Chapter 5 Life is unfair. wear a helmet.
and then wonder why their world collapses so easily." And yet. Sometimes She works through you. then go read it again. Sometimes the joke's on you. The old texts say.Chapter 6 Chaos is beyond division. some demand only humor as if Eris were a petty amusement. Sometimes Eris uses Order. but some only see what they choose. . Sometimes She uses Disorder. "If you think this is just a ha-ha. They liken the serious to the Grey.
It is as unfeeling and uncaring about itself as a Barstool in midflight: Even if you have convinced yourself it consists mainly of empty space. and goes on after you. So the wise spags look outside their own brains and grasp the surrounding minds. They see the bars of their Black Iron Prison and so are able to see around them. you should probably still duck.Chapter 7 The Universe outside your Prison Cell has gone on before you. Because isn't the other way tantamount to masturbation? .
they see the world as others would see Illusion. It balances the Order and the Disorder. It's not their fault that the Aneristic has no sense of humor. Each adds to the other. and the impositon of Order. or be it Aneristic. and as they travel. they strive to complete the balance. The escalation of Disorder. Be the Illusion Eristic. .Chapter 8 The best are like the Chao. As they live.
wisest essay and no one will have time to read it. Who wants to ride a five thousand year old bike? You can get better advice from cats than from parodies of ancient wisdom. . The Ancients do not want you to read their books. Temper the truth to its very sharpest.Chapter 9 Write the longest. and you will cut both friend and foe. They want you to ride their bikes.
.Chapter 10 Can you laugh so hard that it sounds like screaming? Can you snicker like a jaded fogey while giggling like a newborn baby? Can you look with eyes that will actually see? Can you lead people without dominating them? Can you understand. to act without obligation. to lead without tyranny… Well. without using your mind? To create and destroy with no sense of self. it never hurts to try.
We stick apart and stay baffled. We knew all along words don’t count. The lines in a coloring book give the page form but crayons give it life. nor reducing the pattern to scribbles. corrupt. . The lens of the first microscope revealed fractillian ignorance. Knowledge is built on facts: A scaffolding to support ignorance. yet keep coming back to the very same thing. use what does not. interpret.Chapter 11 The Mandelbrot grows in infinite complexity based on the empty space at its center. not staying constrained inside the lines. unraveled meanings. See what exists. adapt or construe. Shaped words.
nor the map with the territory.Chapter 12 What is Seen distracts from what Is Not. What is Believed subverts what Should Not. Both are approximations. But the wise spag does not confuse the meal with the menu. The Cell walls we have built comfort us into ignorance. . What is Heard diverts from what Can Not.
"Possessing" always comes served with a golden apple. Being "The prettiest one" cultivates pride and makes others ugly. This way you can have it all with nothing to lose. Not being "The prettiest one" cultivates envy and leads to war.Chapter 13 Having and not having both create frustration. . Expand your definition of Self to include the universe.
Run from it. it binds our choices. Fight it. for we have built it. and there shall be no victory.Chapter 14 We cannot see it. it is inescapable. So the wise spag moves it. but it is as immovable as Iron. and you shall die tired. brick by brick. When not remembered. There is neither shape nor form. for it blinds us. . we forget it is there. We cannot hear it. and sees a new sunrise every day. Because it is unnoticed. When not seen. for it deafens us. We do not know it exists.
the wise spag is not troubled. Adapting to the situation.Chapter 15 The wise spags understand Chaos. Making their own luck. they must use metaphors. in that it cannot be understood. In this way. a direction becomes clear. understanding grows. Attempting a jailbreak. Who can make sense of two contradicting Illusions? Do you know your ass from your elbow? Seeing through the spin. the goals are realized. which are piss-poor ways of communicating. Changing their filters. or are you too cynical? . Because of that. Preparing for aftermath. Amending the theory. Surfing the waves of Chaos. Can you still be moved to wonder.
then you can go everywhere. If you can get slack from anywhere. The mind may lose it. a well-rounded renaissance.Chapter 16 Forget about everything and be cool. then get stoned. everything returns to the cool. To act with no knowledge of slack is to bumble and court disaster. The body may die. the quiet. Return to the slack. then rage. . the chill. If rage is your slack. When your work is over. You realize where you're going. To know where you're going is to know eternity. To know eternity you must find slack. To be open to everything is to be impartial. If laughter is your slack. Whoever can find slack anywhere is open to everything. If you can get slack from a stone. To return to slack is relaxing. then laugh.
The wise spag accomplishes their task and keeps their mouth shut. so as not to get caught. and will not be trusted. They want an Authority they agree with. Authority lacks trust.Chapter 17 People who are asleep want Authority to make decisions. ." they do not want to be given responsibility. They do not want to be told "no.
Objectivity and Subjectivity become entwined. Religion and Politics marry. . When the Black Iron Prison is ignored. When the people surrender their responsibilities to Authority. the illusions of Order and Disorder arise. the Revolution is born.Chapter 18 When Chaos is forgotten. When people Think for Themselves.
the people will benefit. the people won't try to kill the Other. Abandon absolute morality. People will always be distracted by their imagination: Religion. Politics. . Abandon intellectual copyright.Chapter 19 Abandon blind faith and pseudointellectual bullshit. Morals. and there will be nothing to steal. Territory.
Cool as the other side of the pillow. I see the Chaos in the patterns. and Illusions end. I keep my thoughts alive and tucked in my head. waiting for the next Observation. I raise a challenge with "I Don't Know. then reach a firm conclusion and move on to the next shiny object. punishing and praising throughout the day. I ride the waves of Chaos where it takes me. I am unsure.Chapter 20 Abandon Reality. Stop worrying so much about the world. ." and lay down to sleep undisturbed. and seek more information. How much difference is there between True and False? How much difference is there between Order and Disorder? Why should you care about what Most People care about? Is what people Believe really to be believed? Not fucking likely! The people know from Right and Wrong. People will over-think a problem. Most people try to see the pattern in the Chaos. Most People try to force Purpose into their life. expressionless as a newborn babe. The people of the world know Sacred from Sinful. as if they can see the Universe.
.Chapter 21 The wise spags try keeping their minds at one with the Chao. From the moment we are born. and has the power of Creation. How can their mind be at one with it? Because they don't whine about minutiae. How can this help a spag think for themselves? Because they can choose immeasurable points of view. That is why they are able to think for themselves. not just Authority's version. But if the Chao is ineffable. Life is real. How do I know of these Illusions? By observing Chaos. we Create the patterns of Illusion from which we ever after try and free ourselves.
So the wise spags stay on their toes. In Order. and avoid labels. "Think outside the box" imply that a box exists in the first place? There is no box. Does not the old saying.Chapter 22 Newton's Third Law is no Illusion: Each thing contains its opposite. there is Love. In Hate. there is Disorder. Revolutions have Reactionaries as offspring. . Every human houses a monkey. Each Machine™ has its self-destruct switch.
nor a bad day lasts a lifetime. and fortune does not always smile. our conscious schemes. The Machine™ contains more than is apparent. But as a traffic jam does not last all morning. a good mood is often fleeting. . the world we create with our world. the jobs we create with our jobs. Built by the expectations we create through our expectations. Our unconscious desires.Chapter 23 The Machine™ is built by our behaviors. the action we create through our actions.
and so do not succeed. The General sees war.Chapter 24 The Grayface believes in Order. The Scientist and the Priest believe in the model. . Therefore the followers of Eris like to poke them with sticks. The Celebrity sees themselves. The Leader acts like a bully on the playground. The Anarchist believes in Disorder. The Bureaucrat seeks control. All these things are balanced in Chaos.
Because we believe in the Illusions we create. Because we create the Illusions in which we live. we are more creative than Chaos. our heads are too fucking small. and unknowable in full. we reflect our creations. It is all things. When asked why not call It "god". We only see small parts of It. . In this way. I point out that their head is too fucking small.Chapter 25 There is Something that exists. At dinner parties. but are convinced what we see is the entire Universe. beyond the Illusions of Order and Disorder. I claim It is everything Possible and Impossible. I call It "Chaos". For lack of a better name.
you kids today.Chapter 26 Serious is the root of hilarious.. and does not walk away when the Truth is not funny. . The wise spag laughs all day without the need for jokes. the straight man? Oh.Zeppo? You know. I mean. Every Marx brother needs a Zeppo.. Laughter can be very serious. I swear. really. .
Those who proclaim their individuality by following rebels are still grey. . A nice tie opens many doors. and know how to get things done. A good sabateur leaves no evidence. But you can gradually redesign it part by part. The perfect prison cell looks like the environment. A good barstool removes much idle speculation. and takes their freedom once inside. Such things bring my palms to my face. This is called "Tweaking the Machine™". party by party. So a wise spag knows how to blend in. They understand the people around them.Chapter 27 A good mindfuck leaves no reasons. The Machine™ cannot be stopped. A good artist leaves new questions. though their fingernails be black.
The Discordian wears many masks.Chapter 28 The news anchor is a comedian who delivers grim stand-up with a straight face. To live in a bad joke with a straight face one must master humor. This makes them poor victims. Some reel back in terror. one must master seriousness. To tell a bad joke with a straight face. Some laugh through the horror. Some are numb. .
and some whisper. and some follow. some fail. will get bent. The wise keeps their head down and let the cannon fodder do their jobs. The world is full of would-be superheroes and would-be supervillains. Some shout.Chapter 29 Those that would take over the world and bend it to their will. Some cry. Maybe the world would be better off without them. Some win. and some laugh. Some lead. .
Chapter 30 If you're going to do some Covert Ops in the name of Discordia. Getting away with it means staying away from it. They strike against Authority. and then walk away. but don't stick around to watch. but don't put it on the Internet. it is not a secret. A mowhawk is as good as a target during Police Action. The wise spags toss a wrench into the Machine™. If two people know a thing. but don't pat themselves on the back. . and Keep Your Fucking Mouth Shut. They subvert the paradigm. keep your head down. They mindfuck the people.
The symphony of rattling chains is neither noise nor music. Rules disguise suspicion. The wise spags use the creative trip left. or the destructive trip right. . but have caged themselves. Those who oppose the freedom of others are not evil. if being free is their intent. Wise spags speak of a jail break. and stay flexible. The wise spags will break them without drawing attention and will be rewarded with sovereignty. and lead by example by rattling their own chains.Chapter 31 Being rigid makes a person easy to opress. So be suspicious about them. there should be no rest. When freedom is in danger. They enter the idiot asylum with care and consideration as if crossing a battlefield or tiptoeing through a slumber party. It is the sound of the Chao and those who hear it.
the wise spags see the Illusion. When people create language. all definitions are incomplete. because it contains all labels. one should know when to stop.Chapter 32 Chaos cannot be labeled. labels begin. and Illusion slips into Chaos. With labels. Order and Disorder unite. Therefore. all the way down. Knowing when to stop. It's Gödels. And are free to create as they choose. .
Chapter 33 Those who question others are wise. Those who revolt against the masses seek attention. Those who questions themselves are enlightened. Those who reject the unproven are foolish. Those who accept through faith are blind. Those who revolt against their own biases are brave. .
It has no meta. Fair enough. . fat intentional contradiction. Even that which is not there. It does not judge. it has no subjectivity. If all things that change are within it. you're thinking that this is all one big. for even thoughts outside Chaos are found within Chaos. I know. then it does not change. It contains all things. But sometimes only a paradox can explain what's going on. Because there is no Other.Chapter 34 Chaos embraces the Illusions of Order and Disorder.
Chapter 35 The wise spag treats every day like a day off. The Cabbage on the street may be starving. but the Chao on the menu will never taste like hamburger. so beware of believing it to be the territory. Everyone seeks the one who balances the Chao because within it lives every possibility. but still gets things done. But even that is an incomplete map. . fall flat on your face. Jump to conclusions.
they are not frightened by the unknown. but amend with the mind. Knowing this. you know what to defend. they shouldn't be frightened. You should pay attention when your ideas get in someone's face. They must protect their territory. The wise spags know their maps can only be changed by themselves. in the end. Well. The maps in your head are extensions of yourself. . We create with the body. but we're all still monkeys.Chapter 36 Movement creates territory. When you know where you are. People are frightened of new ideas because they feel invaded.
and how to change them. They are still in the Black Iron Prison. Limitations in the mind are easier to change (but not by much). These people do not know they are in Prison.Chapter 37 Every spag has limitations. . Some are in the body. Yet some people will live their entire lives without ever encountering a stray thought. Limitations in the body are difficult to change. yet can see through the bars and attempt another jailbreak. Some are in the mind. So the wise spags know their limitations.
Freedom is lost. When Absolutism encounters dissent. To emphasize the outside is to lose your center. Doubt allows people to see around corners. Authority arises. In the same way. the Self includes the inside and the outside. and to peer above walls. Therefore when doubt is lost. Absolutism is born. Therefore the wise spags never know.Chapter 38 The sacred Chao includes both Order and Disorder. forgetting that they go together plants the seed of a cabbage. When Authority arises. the wise spags create their own rules. When Freedom is lost. . To emphasize the inside is to pollute the outside with a grid. While it's fun to toy with both. and so are boundless.
either. supporting facts rise to the surface. Words are angry & sterile. If you can think it. When spags try to order the Chao. Words reduce the Chao. Each certainty has its own gravity that attracts the Illusions of Order. For every conclusion they make. This is how we turn Order and Disorder into fractals of Illusion. A confused mind cannot grasp it and cannot drop it. . the sky becomes dirty.Chapter 39 Every spag's mind is a better artist than they can ever know. dingy. you can prove it.
For the record. .Chapter 40 Incomprehensible Totality is the nature of Chaos. The absence of Illusion is the state of Chaos. "Incomprehensible Totality" is fairly incomprehensible. All spags in the world create their own Illusions. and then spend the rest of their lives bound by them.
Chapter 41 Some hear about Discordia. the path is clear. and think about it at great length. and decide it means they should get high and doodle. If it weren't for those spags. . Some hear about Discordia. Horror appears powerless. Some hear about Discordia. Aggression appears confident. Disorder appears unsettling and unstable. Order appears calming and sensible. Certainty appears true. but with its heart in Chaos. Uncertainty reveals itself as a narrow footbridge. and plot against the Machine™. All these are lies. Doubt appears ignorant. Mirth appears uncaring. Discordia wouldn't be as interesting as it is.
shall pass. The Two produce Confusion. things that fall apart are helpful." That's the first thing you need to know. And Confusion produced everything else. depending on how you look at it. which is Three. People hate when someone is being an asshole. Order and Disorder are Two. Sometimes.Chapter 42 Chaos is One. . All things contain Order and Disorder. but their leaders are all assholes. I teach as well: "And this. too. What others teach.
The wise spags heft a barstool. We only perceive sensations. Matter is made up mostly of empty space. feel solid wood in their hands. and with a simple application of F=ma refute their argument.Chapter 43 When discussing "Reality. Everything could be a hallucination." the Professor and the Poet speak loftily about how things are figments. .
which do you prefer? Creation or Destruction. which do you choose? Those who chase one are led to the other. can you be sure which is which? . The only thing is. Those who embrace both are free to choose which is more effective.Chapter 44 Order or Disorder.
Chapter 45 The greatest mindfuck seems normal. What "works" in the real world is correct. but a flaw cannot be found. The Barstool crashes through castles built on clouds. The greatest Disorder appears stable. The greatest Order seems random. The best argument seems specious. Only later does it infect the mind. Just as the Zen master's staff strikes to cease thought. .
they live their lives as they please.Chapter 46 When people understand Chaos. . the Machine™ grinds them into grist. Whoever can embrace both will see for miles. The greatest cause of Disorder is Order. The greatest motivator of Order is Disorder. When people misunderstand Chaos.
. the less you will understand what restricts you. and constantly ask for directions. The more you insist you are not in Prison. Therefore the wise spags wander through the world in doubt. Glimpses outside your Cell are obscured by the bars.Chapter 47 You can't view the Universe without one map or another.
Meanwhile. furrow our brows and plug away at life. *Please note that changing your mind is not simple. our Lady laughs at the silly Cabbages trying too hard to be spontaneous.Chapter 48 If Order and Disorder are illusions. . then turning one into the other is simple as changing your mind.* But we tense our muscles.
They see beyond True and False. . They recognize a Maybe. "there is no box". They understand that a spag who does not see their Cell is eternally trapped by it.Chapter 49 The wise have more than two options. The wise spags see more of the Universe by understanding how little of it they see. This is what is meant by. This is the freedom of limitations.
all while staying true to their goal.Chapter 50 Coming to an argument. . It's said that those who are curious explore myriad aspects of life without judgment and in arguments are not affected by fallacy. How did this happen? Because the mind held one side too strongly. Whether or not they are probable is an entirely different matter. the ways to win seem clear. but the losses come swiftly. The ways to lose look distant. They can identify the pitfalls and recognize valid points. How is this possible? By seeing all possibilities as valid.
be honest. . When you walk with total certainty. be open to change. your head high like a cosmic shmuck. Eris showed them what they did not perceive. When a shmuck slips. And. their face becomes red with embarrassment. don't take yourself seriously.Chapter 51 If you want to be serious. it was funny. and bold enough to be the butt of the joke. you are vulnerable to the old banana peel shtick.
Those who understand Chaos can understand the rest. reserve judgment. That which can be understood can be useful. . This is Thinking for Yourself. Embrace doubt. have unwavering Faith. Look for the gaps. and then you'll know what needs filling. Declaring stupidity is clever. Admitting ignorance is wise.Chapter 52 The unity of the Chao shattered into everything else. and knowledge will flow like water. and nothing will make sense. seek them out. Come to solid conclusions.
When Authority bangs the podium. What is unknown is vast. This is fucking stupid. the people say. So some people revel in their abandonment of responsibility. . They have given up their humanity.Chapter 53 Even those who partially understand admit they do not know everything. but people enjoy blinding themselves. right or wrong." When the holy man thumps his scripture. "my country. the people embrace Faith over Facts.
Chapter 54 Our society is firmly held and steered by deeply ingrained and arbitrary rules. Therefore the wise spags choose responsibly. unless they appear to be playing along. When you abandon responsibility. you must follow their rules. you must abandon responsibility. and seek out new groups. Those who choose to play a different game are usually trampled underfoot. . To belong to the group. and how to navigate between them. you destroy the Self. They know which rules are their own. To follow their rules. which come from others.
To know doubt is to always seek an answer. They see around the bars of their Cell. and are not bound by chains of Faith. They can freely create. To try and force Truth is dangerous. The first errant bit of evidence will cause a collapse. To know Chaos is to always be in doubt.Chapter 55 Those who understand Chaos can pierce any illusion. Order does not placate them. They can wear ideas like masks. To decide you're right before getting the facts is foolish. knowing no boundaries. but color inside the lines when they must. Whatever is monolithic will fall. and always look just a little bit further. but remove them at will. . Disorder does not trouble them.
also destroy. Disorder. Those believing them can do anything. These are all lies. and Destruction. Those who disbelieve are fools. Creation. Study the sixteen forms of Order. also create. Do you believe that? . Those who destroy.Chapter 56 Those that create.
And if at all possible. The world can be won by joining opposites: Tell people what they want to hear.Chapter 57 Authority rules through miscommunication. "Pay no attention to the speeches of Authority. the wise spags say. Wars are waged by pandering to fears. they will call you wise. Relieve them of their responsibilities. they will call you just. Therefore. Show them what they fear. Make them think like apes." . and they will act like monkeys. but listen instead to what the audience is hearing. and they will follow. try to be the one making the speech.
Chapter 58 When Authority imposes Order. Therefore the wise spags disrupt Order. but only to justify their actions. and freely create their Illusions. . To allow for mistakes means accepting mistakes. and organize Freedom. people become angry. The people want Freedom. When Authority allows Freedom. people become nervous. The people want Order. To enforce Order ensures future punishment. but at others' expense.
Seek information from opposing sides. These are social laws of motion. It's not personal. it's hilarious. Action creates resistance. "Because I said so. those that try to impose Order become mired in disarray. Listen to the will of the people." The people may be foolish. and do never resort to. . Talk to people who disagree. Do not keep things concealed. but they are not fools.Chapter 59 Status gives power. Eventually. Those who would undermine you are a part of what you do. the thermodynamics of discourse. but also to the well-informed. but power inhibits communication.
. He is given a set of rules that the people should follow. And so Order and Disorder combine to create beauty. The more careful and precise he is.Chapter 60 A good leader is like an orchestra conductor. yet independent. By flapping his arms. a good leader knows that it is the individual differences working together. the more harmonious the performance. he tries organize them. However. that create the rich texture.
Keep your head down. Keep your fucking mouth shut. and fading into nothingness. Thus by concentrating on goals without playing ego games. you might want learn to play the guitar. ungraspable. much can be accomplished. .Chapter 61 A successful cabal is like a dust cloud. If all you want to do is brag about how cool you are. while the crab grass creeps unharmed. The tallest blade of grass gets cut. instead. arriving from nowhere.
Both Order and Disorder are windows. When the Philosopher rambles. Behind them lies Chaos. .Chapter 62 Chaos is contained in all things. It hides in the Illusions of Order and Disorder. hit him with a barstool from this universe. Solid walls can break. How do the wise spags embrace Chaos? They do not favor Order or Disorder. Scattered stones can tell a story. Why should we choose one over the other? So when Authority tightens its fists one must learn to slip through the fingers.
of course. and so leave a wake behind them wherever they go.Chapter 63 Don't impose Order. . Become the faceless walking Glitch who makes everyone's day just a little bit stranger. The wise spags don't seek recognition. Being an attention whore is like a magnet for batons when the riots start. Unless the situation demands it. while slipping firecrackers into their pockets. Walk through the crowd unnoticed. Learn to sabotage the Machine™ without getting caught. Don't escalate Disorder.
They create the Illusion that best fits their situation. and doing so. .Chapter 64 Organized things cause Disorder. The wary and wise wear camouflage. Most games are won when using misdirection. There is no way you can win at that. Disorganized things cry for Order. Therefore the wise spags learn all the rules. win. A mindfuck of epic proportions only happens when no one notices the set-up. Those game rules were written by Authority. and then write different games. You're not playing that game. The colorful and flashy get noticed. Let other people wave their flags and storm the riot shields.
They cannot see Chaos. Even in the darkest night. . there are shadows.Chapter 65 The wise spags have learned not to trust Absolutes. Understanding the choices means you are not trapped in trite cliches about duality. Even at noon. Knowing Chaos means seeing the Illusions. there is light. Those who think in terms of Either/Or are dangerous. Seeing the Illusions means understanding the choices.
. Change the way you see the world.Chapter 66 Because Order and Disorder do not exist but are only self-created Illusions. It is unwise to put faith in Illusions). and the world will change for you (but do not think the world has changed. Save your rage for worthier goals. it is futile to rage and wail against them. and create more useful Illusions.
Certainty un-tempered by doubt. Fuck what you "know" about Chaos.Chapter 67 Chaos is quick to dispel fanatics. . It gives rise to curiosity. which brings about questions. which births uncertainty. carelessness without humor: These things are heavy like Greyface's luggage. Uncertainty has a momentum of its own. When you have no certainty you cannot remain willfully blind. direction without freedom.
why should you be? . This is known as the power of not striving. The best philosopher is an idiot. The best employer doesn't crack the whip. The best winner is a loser.Chapter 68 The best comedian is not funny. Universe isn't sweaty.
Be subtle. . and use your opponent's language. Slip by their natural defenses.Chapter 69 Someone who looks like an enemy will be treated like an enemy. But not their rules. An idea that confronts is an idea that will be rejected. A slowly growing tree will shatter a sidewalk and the concrete will not notice. and plant seeds of doubt and confusion. because it was always there. There are better ways to change someone's mind than by screaming at them.
Especially this chapter.Chapter 70 These teachings are stupid. It's probably the dumbest one. .
Chapter 71 It is wise to admit ignorance. Because they are willing to acknowledge failure. Usually. Those that claim to know everything will fail. they will not fail. . Those who are willing to accept new information adapt to their situation.
you will be treated like a tyrant. Do not restrict people's freedoms. The wise spags go around. . When people lack a sense of awe they cannot see what's awesome. but is not an actor. not against. another Authority will descend. If you act like a tyrant. or their bodies. Therefore the wise spag acts.Chapter 72 When people openly disobey Authority. or their minds.
. They straddle the shifting line between True and False. not through Ideology. but by finding the Hidden Middle. Those who embrace Order will breed Disorder. and embrace the whole Universe. and deny one half of the Universe? Wise spags find the patterns. Both of these ways are foolish. and invent new game rules to trip up the Machine™. Why would you embrace Illusion. They change the world.Chapter 73 Those who embrace Disorder will breed Order.
.Chapter 74 When you realize that change is the only constant there is nothing left to fight. Drop ambition and expectation and death will have nothing real to kill. On the other hand. you will end up with nothing real. When you let the pieces fall where they may. someone else will pick them up.
Authority does not care about people because they are not responsible. Only those who accept responsibility and seize their freedoms can change their stars. The people do not take it for themselves.Chapter 75 People are not free following Authority. This is why we are all criminals. Authority makes myriad rules because people do not follow them. People do not care about responsibility because they gave it to Authority. because Authority only gives people the Freedoms they are allowed. .
When born, we are close to Chaos. We simply experience, we have no names. Growing up, we learn how to make patterns and we are taught about Order and Disorder. Believing this to be reality, our minds and bodies become rigid, rather than flexible. And so are easy to break.
Chaos is made up of all things. This is why it makes no distinctions. People are less than all things, so they see differences and put them in boxes. Because they are people, they lie to themselves from the day they open their eyes. Who are free from the chains of Illusion? Not even the wise spags, although they try. So the wise spags create their own Illusions, and do not admit perfect clarity. They know better than anyone else, the power of Illusion to blind the eye and deafen the ear.
Those that impose Order soon find that they have increased Disorder. Those that escalate Disorder build the walls of Order in response. Those that laugh at these Illusions can overcome anything. Laughter cannot win wars, but it can win hearts. It can soften the rigid. It will make you drop your baggage. It can unite, it can multiply, it can do long division.
A healthy body ebbs and flows with emotions. Only the sick are inflexible. Joy and hate must be experienced, and then let go. If you do not shit your hate, you will die. Who can live, retaining a colon full of hate? If you hold on to joy for too long, it will stagnate and fester. Life craves the new, regardless of its content. Only the dead cease changing.
.Chapter 80 In a place where information is suppressed and curiosity stifled. or try new things. and not free. They will be suspicious of outsiders just as they are with new ideas. They will rely on tradition as their guides. though they still draw breath. unwise. They are surely as dead as they can be. or experiment. or play. Their minds will be as stagnant as the pond where they dump their garbage. the people will be uncaring. They will not make observations.
These Orderly letters only approximate the spinning Chaos of life. Reading about Laughter is not the same as laughing. The Disorder around you has yet to find a pattern. Now get out there and make something happen. .Chapter 81 Words are not experiences. Experiences have no words.
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