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WILD NIGHTS! Hot Girls, Cheap Drinks &

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COVER PHOTO: STEPHEN DEMENT PHOTOGRAPHY

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Features
06 THE TOP 5 REASONS TO GET ROWDY AT COYOTE UGLY

Hot Section
10 HOT LIST 12 HOT OR NOT 16 HOT COUPLE 22 HOT STYLE

AMERICAN SUMMER
12 LOOKS FOR FUN IN THE SUN

The Scene
28 DRINK SPECIALS
Every Bar. Every Special. Every Night.

32 MY DATE SUCKED

10 TOTALLY MORTIFYING- AND TOTALLY REAL--DATING DISASTERS

30 PARTY PICS Were You Caught? 47 FRATOGRAPHY

Your Place
50 DIG IN Southern Comfort 54 HOUSING GUIDE Find Your New Place

In Every Issue Music
38 C ALENDAR 40 HOT BAND: HOLIDAY 42 SB SPINS: YOUR POOLSIDE PLAYLIST 14 CAMPUS VOICES 20 HOW TO 44 BUZZ 46 TFM

FAB 5: THIS MONTH IN STUDY BREAKS…
PLAN YO' SUMMER, DISNEY STYLE PG. 10 SCORE FREE DRANKZ PG. 20 CHECK OUT SEXY SWIMWEAR PG. 24 CRINGE AT DATING DISASTERS PG. 32 FIND YOUR NEXT FAVE BAND PG. 40

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SUMMATIIIIIME!
June has arrived, school is out, work ISN’T out, and instead of laying by the pool, I’m walking around barefoot, spouting profanities and eating unlimited snacks…ya know, at work. (BECAUSE I’M A PROFESSIONAL.) But the glorious part about June? Our annual SWIMSUIT ISSUE. I considered going all-out and baring my totez Giselle-like bod in a string bikini but I…umm…didn’t wanna….like….make y’all And this will be me, eating masall jealous. Yeah. It’s called being considerate—you’re sive amounts at music festivals summer. Self-control? PSH. welcome. (OMG SARCASM AND SELFDEPRECATING HUMOR UP IN HERE.) But that said, we do have some hot students here who are down to flaunt their bods and show off some sa-weet swimwear in this month’s feature, which we’ve equipped with plenty of ways for you to snag their perfect poolside looks instantly. (Hint, hint: Go to Target.) That said, instead of summarizing the rest of the content ( JUST TURN THE PAGES INSTEAD—IT’S NOT THAT COMPLICATED), as it’s officially music festival season, I can’t bounce out without throwing out some kick-ass bands that, suffice to say, I’m totally obsessing over. If you’re looking for some new music this summer, first of all, be sure to check out this month’s featured band, Austin’s own Holiday. PLUS: Twenty One Pilots (“Holdin’ Onto You” and “Fake You Out”); The Mowglis’s ( “San Francisco”); Rah Rah (“Art & A Wife”); Wake Owl (“Gold”); and Crystal Fighters, who—fingers crossed—should be gracing our pages soon. (I recommend “At Home” and their newest single, “LA Calling.”) There are roughly a billion more bands you should be listening to, so feel free to hit me up if you want me to forward you 600 Spotify links. And—even moreso—there are a billion bands that I should be listening to, so PLEASE forward me your faves too! Unless, ya know, you like Katy Perry. Then, well…please don’t.
Sam@studybreaks.com, @Its_Sam_babaaay Holllllaaaa Sam Sumpter, Editor,

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IT’S ALWAYS A PARTY AT COYOTE UGLY!
COMPILED BY: SAM SUMPTER PHOTOS BY: STEPHEN DEMENT PHOTOGRAPHY

SCAN TO MEET THE GIRLS OF COYOTE UGLY

With cheap drinks, hot girls and a kick-ass atmosphere, you gotta love Coyote Ugly Saloon!

“I like that I can let loose and have fun with the crowd. It feels like a constant party—not work!” –Dani

“[Coyote Ugly] is wild, which is perfect, because I’m a wild girl,” –Ginny
Dani Befus, 25 Hometown: Greenfield, WI Major: Marketing

“I’m really shy, which makes no sense with the job I have. Takes tequila to disguise it—no one ever knows.” –Melissa

Melissa Bazan, 24 Hometown: Kingsville

Ginny Brandt, 21 Hometown: Austin Major: Public Relations

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THE TOP 5 REASONS TO GET ROWDY AT COYOTE UGLY:
1. THE HAPPIEST HOUR
The saloon features one of the best happy hours in town. Think $1 domestics and $1 wells, 5-7, MondayFriday. Thirsty yet?

3. THE GIRLS
Not only are the ladies badass behind the bar, they also jump up ON the bar and dance like certified pros. Be sure to watch your beers, though—those Coyotes cover some mad ground.

5. THE ATMOSPHERE
“The girls make it a party seven days a week,” says general manager, Tommy Buchheit. And with loud music, good drinks and killer entertainment, we couldn’t agree more.

2. THE HOLLYWOOD FACTOR
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4. THE LOCATION
Right in the heart of 6th Street, the bar’s location can’t be beat!

TRENDS
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WHAT’S HOT ON CAMPUS NOW!

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VINTAGE SUITS
Kick it old school and embrace radically retro cuts on your next seaside getaway.

MOJITO MADNESS
A delicious combo of mint, sugar and rum, you can’t say no to a mojito.

HOT PINK LIPS
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Career Corner
HOT JOB LISTINGS:
Startup Texas ( Austin), a regional arm
of the Startup America Partnership that promotes entrepreneurship in Texas, is looking for a marketing, communications and PR intern.

What is Campus to Careers?
campus2careers, the largest entry-level job board in TX, is now working with the White House to help more students get jobs. Also, if you’re tired of searching for a job or internship, get matched with one in 20 minutes or less; just go to www. campus2careers.com, click Join Now, and follow the instructions. Below are some of the recent internships and jobs exclusively posted on campus2careers and brought to you by Study Breaks Magazine.

(El Paso) offers a personalized approach to uncovering financial solutions tailored to each client’s individual needs, and is looking for a full-time financial representative.

Northwestern Mutual Southwest

Blanca Duran Photography (Houston)

is a growing wedding photography company on the hunt for a graphic design intern to help with both photo retouching and marketing material.

SureScore (Austin), which recently acquired C2C, is a company whose initiatives are designed to increase the number of students who graduate from college and discover their hidden strengths and passions. They’re interested in a marketing intern.

Reddwerks (Austin, TX), which develops and sells WMS, WCS, and CSS software for some of the largest users in the world (including four of the top ten retailers in the US), is in the market for a full-time software engineer. Main Street Hub (Austin), the largest
provider of “do-it-for-you” social media services for great local businesses, has an opening for a full-time job as a social media sales associate.

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HOT LIST
WORDS: SAM SUMPTER IMAGES: PRESS

1 ROGER RADCLIFFE

No one gets more tail than a guy with 101 Dalmatians

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Disney Characters to Emulate this Summer
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Shit, like this Sleeping Beauty, you just need a nap

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5 CINDERELLA
Forget that midnight curfew and stick it to the man

6 PINNOCHIO
Gotta respect the way that wood grows

7 TINKERBELL
Her powder’s guaranteed to get you high (fairy dust, duhhh)

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8 BELLE
Beauty’s always in Beast mode

9 TARZAN
No shoes, no shirt, no problem

10 BAMBI’S MOM
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JUNE LINE - UP
JUNE 7th
livE! project pitchfork, Ayria, cTrl

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prince Tribute Nite kings n Things

JUNE 8th
LASER TAG
ARCADE

JUNE 21st JUNE 28th
Decoded Feedback livE! pancakes & Booze Art Show

velvet revolution live Art Show

SKY TRAIL

JUNE 14th JUNE 19th
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TUESDAY BlAckliST wED. miD-wAvE
Dark Retro, EBM, & Industrial

Frisky Business Burlesque

JUNE 29th

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WitchHouse, Eperimental, Dark Dance

Industrial, Synthpop & Eurodance

SUNDAY rEgrESSiON
Retro 80’s Music Video Dance Party

ThUrS. NOcTUrNiTY
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A girl covering up with a cute sarong

HOT
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A cutie in wedges

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A guy in a thong is just so wrong

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A booty with a wedgie

White clouds, blue sky Preventing sunburns with SPF

Bright white man-thigh Getting burning sensations from an STD
PHOTO: QUINN ANYA

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Hanging out and playing with beach balls Hitting the shore with a group
PHOTO: 2STEF27

Letting your balls hang out at the beach A seagull hitting you with poop
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CAMPUS VIBE
SO U W O FOLL N
OUR FANS TELL US WHAT’S ON THEIR MIND

What’s the best summer you’ve ever had and why?
"Probably the summer after high school. My mom took me to Paris and Rome as my graduation gift, which was [my] first time overseas.” “Last summer! I went to Korea. I got to see my brother for the first time in two years and my cousins for the first time ever.”

Robyn Ward, 20

Hannah Powers, 19
Hometown: Austin Major: Social Work

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“I feel like summers just keep getting better. Last summer I loved having all my friends around, [and] since I wasn’t working…I felt super carefree."

“2011. I was taking law school classes, a Maymester class, going to work at Six Flags and then home to clean, workout and study.”

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HOT COUPLE GAME
COMPILED BY: BIANCA MORAGNE PHOTOS: BECCA GAMACHE

HE SAID/SHE SAID
We split these two up and quizzed them to test their true love. (Together for eight months)

Sheyna, 21
Hometown: Crosby Major: Multimedia Journalism

Andre, 21
Hometown: Sugar Land Major: Sociology/Political Com m.

SHE SAID
Sushi Through mutual friends
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
WHAT IS ANDRE'S FAVORITE FOOD? HOW DID YOU TWO MEET?

HE SAID
Steak ... or sushi Through mutual friends Ryan Gosling - she's obsessed Me, to prove I was straight! Pink

WHAT MOVIE STAR WOULD SHEYNA MARRY?

Him, I think Pink

WHO INITIATED THE FIRST KISS? WHAT COLOR IS SHEYNA'S TOOTHBRUSH?

LOVE-O-METER
CRAZY IN LOVE?
Are you and your lover meant to be like Beyonce and Jay Z or more Taylor Swift and fill-in-the-blank? To test your love, email sam@studybreaks.com

Destined for Disaster Barely a Booty Call Starting to Sizzle Perfect and Passionate Must be Marriage

WHAT IF THEY MATED?
Wonder what kind of child they'd make? We used high-tech tools to fuse the faces of these lovebirds and see just how cool their kid would be.

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TE-THE LAST MONTH’S COUPLE: RA TE -DA Romance in the rain?
You voted, Erica won a date with Misha, and the couple trekked—in the pouring rain—to meet up for the first time at Austin’s Pizza on the Drag. But was their love as hot as a steaming pizza pie or were his pick-up lines just a little too cheesy? Read and find out…
Before I went on this date, I was a little lonely. I’d never met my date before, but from her picture and profile, I thought she was an exotic wunderkind of a woman and was expecting a funky time. When I got to the restaurant and saw her, I immediately thought she was quite the catch. We ordered a ton of greasy pizza to eat. The conversation was splendid, and we talked about traveling, critiqued the film The Great Gatsby, and stared into each others' eyes without a care in the world. At the end of the date we said adieu .
PHOTOS: TAYLOR PREWITT

Misha Yurchenko

Before I went on this date, I was a little rushed, having just turned in a final paper. I’d never met my date before, but from his/her picture and profile, I thought he was compelling and was expecting an entertaining time. When I got to the restaurant and saw him/her, I immediately thought he was hopefully not upset that I was late! We ordered pizza and a dessert pizza (yum!) to eat. The conversation was compelling and we talked about graduation, traveling and piñatas. At the end of the date we said “find ya on facebook”.

Erica Fernette

HOW HOT WAS THE DATE?
Not even worth the free food—thanks for nothin’, SB Good time but not quite my type I’d tap that Beats a date with my cousin…barely Sparks were flying! Can’t fight this feelin’

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HOW DRINK TO... FO' FREE
WORDS: SAM SUMPTER
PHOTO: PUUIKIBEACH

Ain’t got enough cash for the club? Not enough bucks for the bar? Not enough skrilla for the saloon or PESOS FOR THE PUB?! Well, you financially unstable, low-income lushes, stay sober no more! Just follow these tips, and get ready to drink for free. (Oh—but be sure to tip double: 15% of a free tab? Yeah… that’s 30%.)

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“FORGET” YOUR WALLET
After sucking down that shot, get your fervent pocket pat on. When there’s no money to be found, kindly offer to return that vodka via vomit! Trust us, they'll decline.

BYOB
Though usually discouraged, it’s easy to convert your innocent “just a water” to a liquor-fueled party tonic. All you need is a flask…and a shitload of stealth.

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GET BEHIND THE BAR
In the heat of the weekend rush, there’s, like, no way bartenders will mind you “helping out” as you help yourself. It’s one less drink they have to make themselves, after all!

SHOW SOME SKIN
Whether it’s killer cleavage, bulging biceps or majestic man-thigh, flaunt what you got. Nothing says FREE DRANKZ like showing off that excellent epidermis.

BEFRIEND THE BARTENDER
Do they collect stamps, have a foot fetish and own a pet squirrel?! Omg— YOU DO TOO! They’ll be so enchanted to meet their strange-ass soulmate, it’ll be bottle service all night.

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ESSENTIALS FOR FUN IN THE SUN

We Pack Your Perfect Beach Bag

isten—this isn’t Castaway, and you’re not Tom Hanks. To have a badass time at the beach, you’re gonna need hell of a lot more than some spearfishing shit and a bloody volleyball. (Sorry, Wilson.) So to make the bag packing process simpler for your sojourn to the shore, we’ve provided you with some pretty perfect picks. Because a beach trip without $22 chapstick? Now, THAT is just ridiculous.

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1. THE BAG: Multi-Stripe
Straw Tote $20, oldnavy.com

2. Folk Art Flora Infinity
Scarf $48, anthropologie.com

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Sunburn ain't sexy, yo

3. Aveeno Protect +
Hydrate Lotion SPF 30 $9, drugstore.com

4. LifeProof fre ¯ iPhone 5
Case $80, lifeproof.com

5. Fresh Sugar Lip
Treatment SPF 15 $22, sephora.com

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Since 100degree temps render scarves an essential Fend off the paparazzi in a fabulous fedora Fashionable and surely Ben Franklin-approved

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Protect your pout with this badass balm

6. Valley Dreams Round
Sunglasses $16, urbanoutfitters.com

7. Mossimo Straw Fedora
$13, target.com

8. Land N Sea Towel

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$40, us.shop.billabong.com

9. Xhilaration Crochet
Swimsuit $15-20, target.com

10. Perforated Multi-Strap
Sandal $40, gap.com

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These sandals are just Jesus-y enough

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If Grandma knitted you a bikini, this would be it

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I mean, yeah, this is just a towel

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WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER
12 LOOKS FOR FUN IN THE SUN
PHOTOS BY: PAULINA MENDOZA

t’s gettin’ hot in hurrr, so take off all your clothes…” No one says it better than Nelly, but—whoa, there—we’re not talkin’ total nudity. This summer, your style is all about the perfect swimsuit, so whether you plan on standing out in sparkles, hitting the beach in anything-butbasic black or going balls to the wall in some gnarly neon, we’ve got a look for you. Trust us, being (half-) naked has never looked so good.

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MARISSA MILLER, 22 Hometown: Pilot Rock, OR Major: Business Management

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WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER

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Turquoise trunks are perfect in paradise

SARAH LARSON, 22 Hometown: Austin Major: Fashion Merchandising

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A fancy top dresses up basic black bottoms

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CHARLES INIM, 21 Hometown: Dallas Major: Psychology

Step up the sparkle factor with some sequins in the sun

GET THE LOOK

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Xhilaration Push-Up Bikini Top, $18, target.com

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Teal Men Short, $44, nike.com

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Xhilaration Bandeau Top with Sequins, $20, target.com

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Bikini Top, $20, victoriassecret.com

Clean Water Women’s Polka Dot Bottom, $20, target.com

Xhilaration Hipster Bottom, $15, target.com

Xhilaration Crochet Hipster Bottom, $14, target.com

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PHOTOS BY: PAULINA MENDOZA

WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER

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A little fringe is fun and flirty

SHELLY PASCHALL-WAGNER, 21 Hometown: Carrolton Major: ESS

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Block out the sun in style with sweet shades and a badass bucket hat

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Ain't nothin'’ wrong with a little neon
PHOTOS BY: MARK UMSTOT PHOTOGRAPHY

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When at the pool, you're sure to look pretty in pink

BROCK LEE, 22
Hometown: Odessa

Major: Psychology

LINH NGUYEN, 22 Hometown: Houston Major: Nursing

RASHEED IBRAHIM, 21 Hometown: Arlington Major: ESS

GET THE LOOK

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Red fringe bikini top. $25, tillys.com

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Broner Chilled Madras hat, $18, hatsinthebelfry.com

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Women’s Twist Bikini Top, $23, and Bottom, $20, target.com

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Trunks in Bittersweet Orange, $18, oldnavy.com

Mossimo Tab Side Bottom, $18, target.com Ray Bans, $165, ray-ban.com

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WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER

RYAN EVANS, 24 Hometown: Castroville Major: English

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They'll call you mellow yellow in this sunny suit

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Shades of blue combine for sweet surf style Ain't nothin’ wrong with a little neon

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Though white, these board shorts are anything but boring

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A girly bikini is totally tubular (eh, eh?)

KRYSTAL CURTIS, 22 Hometown: San Antonio Major: Communication

SARAH SINCLAIR, 24 RASHEED IBRAHIM, 21 Hometown: Helotes Hometown: Arlington Major: Forensic Psychology Major: ESS

BROCK LEE, 22
Hometown: Odessa

Major: Psychology

GET THE LOOK

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Xhilaration Bikini Top with Sequins, $20, target.com

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Quiksilver Solid Boardshorts, $60, pacsun.com

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Xhilaration Swimsuit with Studs Top, $20, and Bottoms, $15, target.com

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O’Neill Colorados Boardshorts, $40, pacsun.com

Xhilaration Hipster Bottom, $15, target.com

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PHOTOS BY: JEFF RAMIREZ

COREY CLARK, 25 Hometown: Cuero Major: Political Science

DRINK SPECIALS
VENUE
Another Broken Egg (3016 Guadalupe) The Varsity Bar at Austin’s Pizza (2324 Guadalupe) Baja BBQ Shack (280 Marina Dr Canyon Lake) Betsy’s Bar (301 w 6th St. // 480-9433) Beauty Ballroom // (2015 E. Riverside) Buffalo Billiards (201 E 6th St // 479-7665) Cain And Abel’s (2313 Rio Grande // 476-3201) Coyote Ugly Saloon (501 A East 6th St) Chuggin’ Monkey (219 E. 6Th // 476-5015) Chupa Cabra Cantina (400 E. 6th St // 469-5860)
no special 4-8 HH // $1 off select drafts, well drinks & wines 3-11PM// $2 Pints (Dos XX & Miller Lite) Mexican Monday $2 Tecate, $3 Corona, $4 Cuervo HHour 2-8PM $2 Wells, & $3 Domestics // $2 Wells & $3 Domestics $2 well drinks and domestic beers $5 32oz Long Islands

PULLOUT GUIDE

EVERY BAR. EVERY SPECIAL. EVERY NIGHT.

MONDAY
$2.99 Mimosas & Bloody’s. $1.99 Longnecks. ALL DAY All day Happy Hour - $1 Off all drafts

TUESDAY
$2.99 Mimosas & Bloody's. $1.99 Longnecks. ALL DAY $2 TUES - $2 Dom bttles and cans, premium wells & Jager Texas Tuesday HH prices on all things Texas Twisted Tuesdays, $2 Jello Shots and $4 Four Loko’s, $2 Tuesday’s,$1 Bud Light all night great live music Hip Hop Night (nothing after '94) $2 Gin & Juice 4-close // Half Price Appetizers, $1 off select drafts, well drinks, and house wines $1 Bottles (Budwser, Bud Lt, Miller Lt, & Coors Lt) Texas Tuesday $2 Shiner and $3 Titos HHour 2-8PM $2 Wells, & $3 Domestics // $2 Wells & $3 Domestics $2 well drinks and domestic beers $5 32oz Long Islands

WEDNESDAY
$2.99 Mimosas & Bloody's. $1.99 Longnecks. ALL DAY $1.25 Lone Star & ZiegenBock pints $5.75 Frozen Margaritas Reverse Happy Hour till 11 and $2 Jello Shots and $3 wells all night no special 4-8 HH // $1 off select drafts, well drinks and house wines 7-11PM// $3 Frozen Or Rocks Margaritas White Trash Wednesday $3 Tallboys and $3 Jim Beam HHour 2-8PM $2 Wells, & $3 Domestics // $2 Wells & $3 Domestics $2 well drinks and domestic beers $5 32oz Long Islands

Twisted Tuesdays, $2 Jello Shots and $4 Four Loko’s, $2 Weds Cherry Bomb Night w/ Get Right Kids Sin NightPHONE! w/ Dj Mike Swing & $3 Drinks District 301 DRINK (301 W 6th St // 480-9433) GET SPECIALS SENT DIRECTLY Monday TO YOUR TEXT 11SBVIP to 64842 BECOME A STUDY Tuesday’s,$1 Bud Light all night great live music BREAKS & $3VIP Cherryand BombsGET FREE STUFF $2 Wells & $3 Domestics, Happy Hour 2-8 pm: $2 Well & $1 Tallboys All Night, Happy Hour 2-8 pm: $2 Well & $2 $2 Wells & $3 Domestics, Happy Hour 2-8 pm: $2 Well & Dizzy Rooster (306 E. 6Th // 472-7229) $2 Domestics Domestics $2 Domestics

Double Dave’s (3000 Duval St. // 476-DAVE) Elysium (705 Red River St // 474-2285) Friends (208 E. 6Th // 320-8193) Haven (409 Colorado St // havenaustin.com) Kingdom (103 East 5th, Suite B) The Library Bar (407 E. 6th St // 236-0662) The Lodge (411 E. 6th St // 547-4161) Maggie Mae’s (323 E. 6Th // 478-8541)
Maria Maria (415 Colorado St // (512) 687-6800)

Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily CLOSED $2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazi’s, $3 Beers CLOSED CLOSED $1.50 Domestic Drafts & Well Drinks $2 Wells and Domestics $3 domestics 3-7pm $2.50 Wells, $3.50 Frozen Ritas, $3 Dom Bottles Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close $2 Wells & Domestics Available for private parties. Contact us today! Jackpot Karaoke / Happy Hour All Day All Night Closed NO COVER $2 Well Drinks & Well Shots Closed $4 Smirnoff vodka + $3 wells and Domestics $2 Wells & Domestics + $5 Mason Jars Happy Hour price on drafts all day long

Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily $2.50 Wells, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft, $2.00 Blood Shots $2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazi’s, $3 Beers CLOSED CLOSED $1.50 Domestic Bottles & Well Drinks Texas Tuesdays - $1 Miller High Life til 11PM, $2 Miller Lites $3 domestics 3-7pm $2.50 Wells, $3.50 Frozen Ritas, $3 Dom Bottles Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close $2 Wells & Domestics Available for private parties. Contact us today! $1 well drinks $2 Any Tequila, $2 Any Mexican Beer NO COVER $2 Well Drinks & Well Shots $2 Texas Beers & $3 Texas Spirits Local night. Cheap Texas beer. $3 Titos and Deep Eddy $2 Wells & Domestics + $5 Mason Jars $2 Tuesday - Domestic bottles & cans, premium wells, & Jäger

Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily $2.50 Bottled Domestics, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft,$2.00 Blood Shots $2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazi’s, $3 Beers $3 wells, domestics and UV Vodka. $100 UV Bottles $3 Austin Draughts & $4 Red Bull Bombs All night $1.50 Domestic Drafts & Well Drinks + $2 Import Drafts $2 Tequila, $2 Mexican Beers $3 domestics 3-7pm $2.50 Wells, $3.50 Frozen Ritas, $3 Dom Bottles Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close $2 Pints & Wells $1.50 Coors Light & Miller Lite LN’s $2.00 U-Call-It’s $2 Drinks / 80’s Music $2 Bud Lights, $3 H-Bombs NO COVER $2 Well Drinks & Domestic Beers $3 Dos XX & $2 Margaritas $2 tall boys $2 Wells & Domestics + $5 Mason Jars $1.25 Lone Star and ZiegenBock Pints

Mellow Mushroom (2426 Guadalupe st // 472-6356) Mooseknuckle Pub (406 E. 6Th // 350-4747) Midnight Rodeo (2201 E. Ben White Blvd. // 448-0885) Oilcan Harry's (211 W 4th Street // 320-8823) Peckerheads (402 E. 6Th // 473-2553) Pete’s Dueling Piano Bar (421 East 6th St // 472-7383) Soho Lounge (217 E. 6Th // 472-1916) The Stage on Sixth (508 E. 6th Street // 614-1540) Thirsty Nickel (325 E. 6th Street) Toulouse (409 E. 6Th St. // 473-2553) The Varsity Bar (2324 Guadalupe //Above Austin Pizza) 219 West (219 W. 4Th St. // 474-2194) The Lion & Rose (701 S Capital of Tx Hwy) Lucky Lounge (209 West 5th St // 479-7700) Speakeasy (412 Congress // 477-2789) Warehouse Saloon (509 E. Ben White Blvd //443-8799) Wingzup ( 1000 E. 41st St Suite 210 // 323-2587)

WAREHOUSE DISTRICT / WEST 6TH STREET WAREHOUSE AREA DISTRICT / WEST 6TH STREET AREA / OTHER
HH 5P-9PM/ $3 Drafts+$2.50 Bud &Miller Lt& $6-$8Ptchr 4pm-2am// Order a Pint & receive a 22oz*, Dos XX Pints $2.95, House Margaritas $3.50, + Cuervo Gold $3.99 $2 Lone Stars Hh 5P-9P/$3 Drafts/$6-$8 Pitchers/$1 Miller Lt All Night $4.25 Stella, $4.50 Absolut Vodka & $3.95 Sam Adams pints Lucky Tuesdays!! $2 Wells and Domestics till Midnight $3 Margaritas On The Rocks, Cosmos + House Wine $2 Tallboys 50¢ Original Wings After 6PM Tex-Mex Tuesdays// $2 Corona & Lonestar, + $3 Cuervo & Titos Vodka 50¢ Boneless Wings After 6PM Hh 5P-9P/$3 Drafts/$2.50 Bud Lt&Miller Lt/$4-$8 Martini Shakers
PINT NIGHT begins at 7:00pm! $3.95 New Castle Brown Ale pints & Bacardi Rums $3.50

$3 Dos XX $3 Margaritas On The Rocks, Cosmos + House Wine $2 Domestic + $2.50 Import Bottles $1 Tenders After 6PM + Live Music After 9PM

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PULLOUT GUIDE

THURSDAY
$2.99 Mimosas & Bloody's. $1.99 Longnecks. ALL DAY $5 Study Breaks shot & pint special $7.75 CoronaRita Thirsty Thursdays, $2 bud light all night long and $2 jello Shots, Reverse Happy Hour till 11 no special 4-8 HH // $1 off select drafts, well drinks and wines 7-11PM// $6 32oz Long Island Tea & Texas Tea Thirsty Thursday $2 Miller Lite and $5 Bombs HHour 2-8PM $2 Wells, & $3 Domestics // $1 Tall Boys $2 well drinks and domestic beers $5 32oz Long Islands Thursday Live Music Happy Hour All Night GET DRINK SPECIALS $2 Wells & $2 Domestics Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft, $3.00 Wells, $2.00 Blood Shots $2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazi’s, $3 Beers $4 wells, domestics and UV Vodka $3 Austin Draughts & $4 Bartender’s Choice Shots All night College Night// $1.50 Domestic Bottles & Well Drinks + $2 Import Bottles & $2.50 U Call Its - Until 11PM $2 Any Beer, $2 Any Drink $3 You Call Its 3-7pm $2.50 Wells, $3.50 Frozen Ritas, $3 Dom Bottles Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm -close $5 Pitchers, $2 Wells & Domestics $1.50 Bar Drink & Miller Lite Pitchers Austin’s Hottest AMATEUR STRIP-OFF $300 CASH PRIZES & $3 wells & Domestics + $3.75 Tuaca $2 Domestic Beers, $5 Giant Mason Jar Long Islands No Cover // $2 PBR + $4 H Bombs w/Redbull - 10pm-2am $1 Well Drinks All Nite $5 Sh*t Kicker Cocktails $3 You Call It $2 Wells & Domestics + $5 Mason Jars $5 Study Breaks: Pint of Lone Star, ZiegenBock, Pearl, Highlife or PBR & any well or cold shot HH 5P-9PM//$3 Drafts, $2.50 Bud & Miller Lt + $4-$8 Martini Shakers
$2.99 House Chardonnay & Cabernet, Rocks Ritas & Bacardi + $3.95 Bass Ale & $5.50 Crown Royal

FRIDAY/SATURDAY
F: $2.99 Mimosas & Bloody’s. $1.99 Longnecks. ALL DAY S: $3.99 Mimosas F: $3.50 Low-end bombs & $4.50 Premium bombs S: $1 Off all Texas drafts & $2.50 Jager shots F: $2.50 Tecate & Modelo S: $3.75 Pickle Shots F+S: $4 wells all night long, best in the warehouse district. no special F: 8 - Close: $4 Zwack Bombs & $3 Mirror Pond Pale Ale F: 7-11PM// $3.50 Jagerbombs & H-Bombs S: 7-11PM// $2 Off Dos XX & Miller Lt. Pitchers F: Ladies Night $3 Malibu and $3 Kazis S: $2 Miller Lite F+S: HAPPY HOUR UNTIL 11PM-7 // $2 WELLS & $3 DOMESTICS F+S: $2 well drinks and domestic beers $5 32oz Long Islands F: Fri Reverse Hh 12-2Am w/ Tmc

SUNDAY
$3.99 Mimosas $1 Off all Texas drafts & $4 Bloody Marys 10-2pm $7 Bloody Mary Bar $2 Beers & $3 Drinks until 11 PM Glitoris Presents: RE-VURSE (happy hour from midnight -2am) No cover until midnight Open to Close $2.50 well drinks and house wine All Day - $2 Select Shots & Top Shelf Sinful Sunday $2 Miller Lite and $3 Jager $2 Wells & $3 Domestics $2 well drinks and domestic beers $5 32oz Long Islands 10-11PM 1 TACO AND 1 FROZEN MARGARITA FOR $3 no special $3 Bloody Mary’s 11 am to 4 pm HH Mon-Fri 3-7// $2 Pints (DosXX/Miller Lt); $2 Off Appetizers Happy Hour 5-7pm $1 Domestic Drafts and $1 Wells $3 mimosas ALL DAY! Mon-Fri Happy Hour 3 - 7 p.m. $1 Off all drafts & $3.50 Premium wells

SENT DIRECTLY TEXT 11SBVIP to 64842 BECOME A STUDY BREAKS VIP and GET FREE STUFF S: RotatingTO Djs w/YOUR $100 BottlePHONE! Service
F+S: Happy Hour 2-8 pm: $2 wells and dom $4 F BOMBS ALL DAY EVERYDAY estics Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily F+S: $2.00 Blood Shots, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft
F: $2 H Bombs All Night F+S: $3 Mimosas 4-7pm, $1 Jello Shots and $1 Test Tube Shots

$2 Wells & $3 Domestics Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily $2.50 Wells, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft, $2.00 Blood Shots, $3 Mimosas from 5-8pm $3 wells, domestics and UV Vodka. $100 UV Bottles $5 Fresh Margaritas and $3 Austin Draughts $1.50 Domestic Drafts & Well Drinks $2 You Call it all night $3 Domestics 3-7pm $2.50 Wells, $3.50 Frozen Ritas, $3 Dom Bottles Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close $2 Wells & Domestics Available for private parties. Contact us today! $1 Mimosa’s / Happy Hour Prices All Day All Night Closed Available for private parties. Contact us today! Happy Hour Prices Until 10pm $3 LIT’s and $3 Margaritas Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily $2.00 Blood Shots, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft $2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazi’s, $3 Beers

F+S: $100 UV Vodka Bottles (and flavors) before 11pm $3 Austin Draughts and $3 Wells until Midnight F+S: $2.50 U Call Its Until 11PM & $3 Long Island Teas All Night F: $2 Wells and Domestics S: $2 You Call It til 11PM F+S: $3 Domestics Till 11pm 3-7pm $2.50 Wells, $3.50 Frozen Ritas, $3 Dom Bottles F: Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close S: Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close F+S: $2 Wells & Domestics until 11PM F: $1.50 Miller Lt Drafts & Y Vodka + $4 Crown Royal S: $2.75 Bar Drinks & Most Domestic Longnecks F: Dance to the sounds of DJ Kavika S: Dance to the sounds of DJ Licious F: $3 Coronas, $3 Kamikazes S: $2 Any beer, $2 any drink til 11pm F+S: $2 test tube shots F+S: $2 Well Drinks & Domestic Beers Till 11PM F: $5 Red Bull Vodka & $3 Deep Eddy Sweet Tea Vodka S: $3 PBR Tall Boys & $3 Jim Beam F+S: $4 Smirnoff + $3 wells and Domestics until 10pm F+S: $2 Wells & Domestics Till 11, $8 Mason Jars F: Bomb Day! $3.50 for low-end bombs, $4.50 for premium bombs S: $1 off all Texas drafts & $2.50 Jäger shots F: HH 5P-9PM// $3 Drafts, $2.50 Bud & Miller Lt + $4-$8 Martini Shakers S: Hh 5P-8P F: $4.25 Spaton & Franziskaner Pints & $4.50 Jager S: $3.95 Guinness St Pts, Harp Lager Pts & Half & Half Pnts F+S: $3 Wells and Drafts till 10 F: $3 Margaritas On The Rocks, Cosmos & House Wine F: $3 Frozen Margaritas (All Flavors) S: $1 Off All Ladies Drinks

$100 UV Vodka Bottles (and flavors) before 11pm $3 Austin Draughts until Midnight

$2 Well Drinks & Well Shots $1 Miller High Life & $3 Bacardi Silver $4 Smirnoff + $3 wells and Domestics $2 You Call It $1 off all Texas drafts & $4 Bloody Marys

$2 Wells And Domestics Til 11PM $5 Sweet Ass Texas Tea $4 Smirnoff and $3 wells and Domestics

WAREHOUSE DISTRICT / WEST 6TH STREET AREA WAREHOUSE DISTRICT / WEST 6TH STREET AREA / OTHER
Open At 5PM $2.50 Shiner pints, $3.49 Mimosas, $2.99 House Bloody Marys, $3.50 Tito’s Vodka, $5.00 Irish Bulldog & $4.99 Pimm’s Happy Hour All Night

Happy Hour: Monday-Friday 3-7pm $3.50 premium wells, $1 off drafts, $1.50 Lone Star & ZiegenBock Pints

$4 Three Olives $3 Margaritas On The Rocks, Cosmos, & House Wine $2 Domestic pints + $3.00 Frozen Ritas Mon-Sat Trivia At 9PM For Prizes

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10 TOTALLY MORTIFYING— AND TOTALLY REAL— DATING DISASTERS
COMPILED BY: SB STAFF

e all know dating sucks—usually in an OMG, we have nothing to talk about way or a Whoa, they look NOTHING like their match.com profile picture way. But THEN there are the dates that supersede that suckiness and fall into another category entirely—complete and utter dating disasters. Yeah, we’re talkin’ dates that suck in a holy f—k, I’m taking a shit in the woods way. Seriously.

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PHOTO: KAITLYN CLEMENT

MY DATE SUCKED
SHAMEFUL SERENDADE
My worst date involved a guy of the highest douchery. He took me to a park for my birthday in the most ghetto part of downtown and sang a song he’d written for me. I should probably mention that this guy cheated on me quite a bit (lol), and the song was a way for him to make up for his latest cheating episode. It was the dumbest song I’d ever heard about how he loved me “ten to the Google.” He couldn’t sing well at all, but I just had to sit there with a stupid smile glued to my face, even when some hobos came up to us and asked for money. Worst birthday/date ever!
—Faith Braverman, 23 Hometown: Liberty, NY Major: English- Library Science

WTF?!
This guy took me to The Cheesecake Factory. He told me I was very pretty but very boring. Then he told me a story about how he used to pick his nose and found a tumor up there. And after a three-course meal, made me pay. What a keeper.
—Berenice Guzman, 22 Hometown: Fredericksburg Major: Dramatic Media

POO(L) HALL PROBLEMS
I was on a date once and my stomach wasn’t playing nicely. While I was shooting pool with her, my stomach started flipping—and not from butterflies—and I told her I was going to the restroom. About 20 minutes later I got a text asking if I was okay. That was our last date I believe (lol).
—Terence Arceneaux, 26 Hometown: Houston UTSA grad

(NOT) SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE
A couple of summers ago, I asked one of my lab mates out on a date to this nice Asian restaurant. Overall the date was fantastic, until the very end of it when she said she still had a boyfriend. Moral of the story – ask the girl if she’s single BEFORE you offer to pay for her meal (lol).
—Eddie Harris, 20 Hometown: Peachtree City, GA Major: Psychology

WALK OF LAME
One time I went out with a guy from my church to see that movie Hancock, and like every 30 minutes he would lean over and ask me if he was gonna get a kiss at the end of the night. Then he tried to not drop me off at home until I agreed I was going to kiss him. I ended up walking home, he did not get a kiss, and I don’t think I’ve spoken to him since...
—Paige Kerr, 21 Hometown: San Antonio Major: Communications

CAUGHT IN THE ACT
I went on a movie date sophomore year of high school, and of course we leave to make out in a car on a dark corner somewhere with the music blasting. The head of the math department finds us, so that was awkward and horrible, and she did not forget about it when I was in her class senior year!
—Taylor Warshauer, 21 Hometown: New Orleans, LA Major: Kinesiology

RIDIN’ DIRTY
My boyfriend in high school got so drunk before one of our dances that he threw up all over the side of my car and in my car. And his mom made him hand wash my car the next day while he was hungover.
—Jenna Hendrick, 21 Hometown: Houston Major: Undeclared

LIED AND DENIED
One time I went on a date with a 24-year-old I used to work with.... then found out he was 33. Oh, and he never called me again.
—Jourdan Ellis, 21 Hometown: Abeline Major: Public Relations

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MY DATE SUCKED

There’s one person having fun on this date… and it’s not her

HOLY SH*T!
Last year when I was studying abroad in Tokyo I met a really beautiful Japanese girl named Kaori. We decided to [hike] a very popular mountain trail about 45 minutes outside Tokyo. When we got to the summit, we decided to take a break and eat at one of the small restaurants. After lunch we began our descent, but I noticed something was wrong. “I’ll just tough it out,” I thought to myself, having been adequately toilet-trained when I was a child. After another couple of minutes the pain got worse. I needed a bathroom or things were going to end up really messy. Unfortunately, the bathrooms were at the very bottom of the mountain. I plunged down the ravine and, hiding behind a rock, hastily pulled down my pants and took the hugest, nastiest shit I’ve ever taken. Old ladies hiking down the trail saw me and screamed in terror. I climbed back up to where Kaori was. I think most girls would have never called me back, but she was really cool about it and we continued to date afterwards. While it was a disaster at first, it turned out pretty well.
—Misha Yurchenko , 21 Hometown: Sevastopol, Ukraine Major: International Relations and GlobalStudies 34  | JUNE 2013 | STUDYBREAKS.COM

KISSING COUSINS
Once upon a time, I was enjoying summer vacations at my very far, far away town of origin. The very first day I arrived, my friends invited me to go out for some outdoor activities. Some of my friends’ friends joined us, and there was this particular guy I felt instantly attracted to. To my fortune, the feeling was mutual. I will not give details, but let me just say we had a pretty good time. The next day my mom asked if I could go visit one of her long-time-no-see cousins. When we arrived at her cousin’s house, my mom asked about her son. My aunt called him, and the guy I had a really good time with the previous day came running down the stairs. We were second cousins! My jaw dropped, and his face turned red.
—Anonymous

Real-life couple Joey Sumpter and Ari Johnson (above) demonstrate a serious dating disaster. Not their own though, swear.

MY DATE SUCKED

10 DATING DO’S AND DON’TS

Dominate the dating scene and blow babes away with these helpful hints
DO SHOW UP ON TIME
Moisturizing, masturbation and Mad Men marathons are no excuse for a late arrival.
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DON’T ARRIVE EARLY
You’ll be forced to hang with Mom and Pops ‘til homegirl finishes her face.

DO HAVE A DESTINATION IN MIND
The “Is Taco Cabana an appropriate date destination?” debate is embarrassing enough when you’re doing it solo.

DON’T TAKE YOUR DATE TO A BUFFET
No one wants to be forced into thirds of lukewarm lasagna so you can get the most bang for your buck.

DO DRESS NICELY
Call it common sense, but no one gets laid in a pit-stainted t-shirt and mandals. No one.

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DON’T GO OVERBOARD
A tux is not appropriate Olive Garden attire. And ladies, step away from the six-inch stilettos.

PHOTO: KAITLYN CLEMENT

DO BE A GOOD LISTENER

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DON’T OVERSHARE
Why the HELL are you talking about Grandpa’s colonoscopy?!

DO MAKE EYE CONTACT
Note: Eyes are not chest-level.

DON’T TEXT THE ENTIRE TIME
That emoji war with Becky can wait, aight? And Snapchat those dick pics on your own time, tiger.

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QUIZ How should you spend your summer?
CREATED BY: JOEY SUMPTER

It’s that time of year that every school-goer anxiously awaits for nine whole months… SUMMER. Unless you’re an old flatulence with a full-time job, this is the greatest time of the year. Summer vacation's way longer than Christmas Break, and the STD rate is much lower than it is during Spring Break, so what’s not to like? There are an unlimited amount of activities that you can partake in during this wonderful time, but how do you determine what’s best for you? Take this quiz to figure out what to do with your summer... 1. What year in school are you?

A
Incoming freshman

B
A year ahead due to credit transfer

C
Your everyday freshman through senior

D
A 5th-10th year senior

2. What’s currently on your television?

A
Cartoons

B
PBS and the History Channel, because there’s nothing more liberating than learning new information

C
Real World, because it’s funny watching other people getting slammed and making bad decisions

D
NFL football, because you used to buy the starting QB beer when he was a freshman

3. What describes your ideal Saturday?

A
Working your part-time job at the pretzel cart in the mall and sneaking into R-rated movies at night

B
Attending a talk on environmental awareness and drinking a grande, decaf, venti…something or other

C
Hanging out with your homies and pounding some brews (or other alcoholic beverages) at any given time or place

D
Being the creepy old person that still hangs around frat and sorority houses

4. If you could be any movie character, who would you be?

A
Peter Pan, because he was gonna be a kid forever

B
Nicholas Cage in the National Treasure movies, because he was intelligent and went on some exhilarating adventures

C
The whole cast from Beerfest

D
Van Wilder and Frank the Tank, because those guys sure knew how to party. Amiright?

5. What’s your favorite food?

A
Chicken fingers and crinkle fries, because your age has technically outgrown the kids menu, but you’re appetite hasn’t

B
No real favorite…You just like to try different exotic foods from all over the world

C
Ramen noodles, because they’re easy and you have better things to spend your money on

D
You’re living at home at this point, so whatever Mom is cookin’

6. What is the greatest birthday present you’ve ever received?

A
A sick-ass Nerf gun

B
An encyclopedia

C
A dirty thirty from your friends and free shots

D
Yet another year of tuition payments from your parents

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MUMFORD AND SONS @ AUSTIN360 AMPHITHEATER The Grammy-winning, vest-wearing, banjo-playing phenomenon, Mumford and Sons, is following the lead of fellow folk band, The Lumineers, and hitting up Austin’s latest and greatest venue this month. With hits you can’t resist like “Little Lion Man,” “Babel” and “I Will Wait,” the quartet is set to provide a killer performance that’s so nice, they’re doing it twice.

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Black Sabbath - 13
Release Date: June 11th After a 33-year hiatus, Black Sabbath is returning to the music scene with their new album, 13. Not familiar? Here’s a gem of a quote from Ozzy Osbourne himself: “Black Sabbath don’t write songs you hear on the radio, we write musical pieces.” The Birmingham rock legends and original band members (Osbourne, Tommy Iommi and Geezer Butler) have all reunited, so expect an album full of more novel, head-banging music…We suggest you invest in a neck brace now.

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Wilfred
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Man Of Steel
Released: June 14th After the success of The Avengers, Spiderman and The Dark Knight Rises, it’s hard to imagine another superhero franchise hitting the silver screen and gaining momentum. However, this highly anticipated, action-packed flick, starring Henry Cavill, Amy Adams and Russell Crowe, is sure to rise above the rest—and not just because Superman can fly.

Wilfred is back! Based on the original Australian series of the same name, the American version stars Elijah Wood and series co-creator Jason Gann, who reprises his role as the conniving canine, Wilfred. Typically, each episode resolves around Wilfred helping Ryan (Wood) triumph over an obstacle in his life— resulting in hilarity, of course.
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Age: 19 • Height: 5’8” School: Baylor Major: Elementary Special Education Relationship Status: Single One thing that impresses you when you’re out on a date? I appreciate him opening the door, keeping a conversation, and paying for the meal. What’s the creepiest move a guy has ever tried to pull on you? When a guy walked up to me at a bar and just petted my hair. What are your plans after Graduation? To teach special education in a private school. I want every child to know their worth. All-time favorite TFM or TSM? Red, White, and Blonde. TSM.

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Don’t forget your sunglasses. There is no better time than bikini season for studying the female body, and being able to do so in comfort with total protection from judgment thanks to mirrored lenses is what the American dream is all about. Don’t stare too long. Her bathing suit isn’t leaving much to the imagination, and neither will yours if you stare too long. Nobody wants to be the guy awkwardly walking around the pool with a chubby. The beauty of boozing in the pool is that beer can simultaneously flow in and out of you as you hit the beer bong and pee your pants. Apartment complex pools might as well be public. Anybody can piss in those things. Don’t drink the water. You’re in college, and it’s summertime. If your swim trunks aren’t the American flag, and you’re not rocking a tank top that lets everyone know how much you like to party, you’re doing it wrong. A little bit of horseplay is fine. Pushing chicks into the pool is dangerous, flirtatious and fun. On the other hand, underwater wrestling with your bros is questionable behavior. Most pools don’t allow glass, so make sure you buy plastic handles of liquor. Leaving your shirt on in the pool is unAmerican. I don’t care how out of shape you are. Stay on the sidelines if you’re too scared to get in the game. Alcohol is liquid. Liquid can be used to fill water guns. Don’t forget to put on sunscreen, you pasty fuck.

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Using the phrase “Those were the days” to refer to last weekend. TFM. Lowering your house flag to half mast during times of social probation. TFM.

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Bedazzling your birth control box. TSM. Don’t have casual sex, ‘cause you will get attached and die. TSM. Being asked when you’re going out, not if your going out. TSM.

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Finals are over, school is out, and your break can finally begin! And what better way to kick off the season than with a celebratory binge on Southern summer classics? So get gourmet with it, and dig into favorites like sweet, sticky ribs and some spicy slaw—all finished off with some fancy, liquor-infused fruit. Because if you’re gonna eat something healthy, it’s gonna be soaked in tequila, aight?
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INGREDIENTS • 2 Slabs baby back ribs • 2 Medium onions, thinly sliced • 1 12 oz. bottle of beer DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. 2. Place onion slices on a rimmed baking sheet, spread out into an even layer. 3. Place ribs on top of the onions and pour beer over the top. 4. Season ribs with salt and pepper and cover with foil. Bake for 2 to 2.5 hours, or until tender. 5. Heat oven broiler to high and place the ribs face down on a clean, rimmed baking sheet. Brush a generous coating of barbecue

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The stars tell you what’s in store this season.
Aries - You will no longer feel the stress and
strains of a busy semester or a not-so-good relationship. It’s time to take your life to a new level, so get ready to experience your true potential.

Taurus - With the burden of never-ending
deadlines and assignments finally lifted, it’s time to direct your attention towards love. You are sure to find it soon.

Gemini - Happy birthday! It’s finally summer and we all want to sit back and do nothing, but if you put more energy in your work and projects this summer, you’ll be rewarded. Work hard, play harder. Cancer - Prepare yourself for a month of love galore and personal growth, because an amazing opportunity is coming your way. Happy birthday to you too! Leo - Get ready to dig deeply in 2013. You’re about to go into a phase of complete and total metamorphosis. Virgo - You’ll want to strengthen your skill
set and beef up that resume with even more knowledge than you naturally possess, so get on it.

Libra -

You’ve had enough lessons of love to last a lifetime—now put those lessons to the test!

Scorpio 1. Cat on chair 2. Necklace is gone 3. Dos Equis boxes 4. Face switch 5. Purple swimsuit

Few are as tough and resilient as you are. Transformation, passion, love and sexuality are all pronounced this month.

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• There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo. • Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane as a precaution in case there’s a crash. • June is the month with the longest daylight hours of the year in the Northern Hemisphere. Hello summer! • To calculate the air temperature (in Fahrenheit), count the number of cricket chirps in 15 seconds and add 37. • In Galveston, Texas it is illegal to have a camel run loose in the street.

Sagittarius -

If there was ever a time in your life to take an extended vacay, it’s now. Stop the hustling for a sec and relax.

Capricorn -

Your daily routine—work, gym, and sleep—will get an extra boost this month, but don’t overdo it.

Aquarius - All the recent hard work, lack of sleep, and tears will start to truly (finally!) pay off. It’s all gonna be easier from here! Pisces New people will feel inextricably drawn to you without knowing why. It’s probably because they’re realizing how extraordinary you are. (It’s about time!)
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