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Alabama Dominoes may not be played on Sunday. Incestuous marriages are legal.

It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy. It is illegal to stab yourself to gain someone's pity. It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. Masks may not be worn in public Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex. Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death. You may not drive barefooted. You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time. Alaska In Alaska it is illegal to whisper in someone's ear while they are moose hunting. Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time. While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited. Arizona A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs. It is illegal to take naked photographs before noon on Sunday. It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water. There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus. Glendale: Cars may not be driven in reverse. Maricopa County: No more than six girls may live in any house. Mesa: It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license. Mohave County: A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up. Tucson: Women may not wear pants. Arkansas A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise. Fayetteville: It is illegal to kill "any living creature". It is illegal to buy or sell blue lightbulbs. It's illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas. Little Rock: Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.; Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term; It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday; No person shall sound the horn on a vehicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M. -Little Rock City Code Sec. 18-54 The Arkansas legislature passed a law that states that the Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock. California A city ordinance states that a $500 fine will be given to anyone who detonates a nuclear device within city limits. Alhambra: You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. A regulation in San Francisco makes it unlawful to use used underwear to wipe off cars in a car wash. Baldwin Park: Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. Bathhouses are against the law.

Blythe: You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows. Burlingame: It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds; Carmel Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk; Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits. Hollywood: It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time. In Los Angeles courts it is illegal to cry on the witness stand. In California it's against regulations to let phones ring more than nine times in state offices. In Los Angeles a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated. In Los Angeles, you cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time. In Riverside, California, kissing on the lips, unless both parties wipe their lips with carbonized rose water, is against the local health ordinance. In San Francisco it's illegal to play poker in public or gamble in a barricaded room. In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss. It is illegal to eat an orange in your bath tub It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner. Lompoc: It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace. Long Beach: Cars are the only item allowed in a garage; It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course. Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine. No alcohol beverages can be displayed within five feet of a cash register of any store in California that sells both alcohol and motor fuel. No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. Prunedale: Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house. Riverside: One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock. San Diego: It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar; The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250. San Francisco bans any "mechanical device that reproduces obscene language." San Jose: It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs. Santa Monica: You may not play percussion instruments on the beach. Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. The city of San Francisco holds a copyright on the name "San Francisco." It is illegal to manufacture any item with the name without first getting permission from the city. Since the Supreme Court upheld the copyright, San Francisco has had an annual $300 million surplus every year. Colorado Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday. Colorado Springs: It is permissible to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays. Crippe Creek: It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building. Denver: The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through side park; It is

It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver. Florida Florida prohibits topless walking or running within a 150 foot zone between the beach and the street. It shall be unlawful for any person to swim or bathe in that portion of the Atlantic Ocean within the corporate limits of the city when under the influence of intoxicating liquor or narcotic drugs to the extent that his or her normal faculties are impaired. It is considered an offense to shower naked. Key West: Chickens are considered a 'protected species'. A Kennesaw.2% alcohol. Mary's: No spitting on the sidewalk is permitted after dark. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. a permit must be obtained. for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils. It is illegal to roll a barrel on any street. it's illegal for a politician to campaign at the town dump. The salon owner can also be fined for this horrible crime. Conn. had an ordinance that allowed any resident to rent the town chain for 2 pence. Under a 1959 ordinance. You may not kiss your wife's breasts.. Georgia it is illegal to sit on one's porch in an indecent position. Conn: It's against the law to eat in your car. Logan County: It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep. Pensacola: Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person. Sanford Stage: Nudity is banned. unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink. Hartford: You aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands In colonial times. Boy" in Jonesboro. the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. You may not drive a black car on Sundays. it is illegal to kiss your wife on Sunday. It is illegal to say "Oh.00. In Delaware you may not sell dead people for money without a license. In Saratoga. Signs are required to be written in English. it is forbidden to imitate an animal.. No one may use a white cane. In Connecticut it is illegal to pirouette while crossing the street. It is illegal to carry a chicken by its feet down Broadway on Sunday. Sarasota: If you hit a pedestrian you are fined $78. It is illegal to mistreat rats. Connecticut. whistle. Colorado it is illegal for Barber's to give massages to nude customers unless it is for instructional purposes. with the exception of "bona fide" theatrical performances. Conn. Pinecrest: In order to operate a burglar alarm. You may not educate dogs. Connecticut prohibits people from playing Scrabble while waiting for a politician to speak. Women can be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer. conscientious objector or disabled. Waterbury: It is illegal for any beautician to hum. stubborn children were considered vagrants in Jupiter Inlet Colony. It is illegal to change the clothes on a storefront mannequin unless the shades are down. In Miami. You cannot buy any alcohol after 8pm or on Sundays. Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. Oral sex is illegal. Connecticut A local ordinance in Atwoodville. movie houses that want to show films on Sunday must reserve one showing a month for religious material. Daytona Beach: The molestation of trash cans is banned. even when going to a fire. Hialeah: Ambling and strolling is a misdemeanor.M. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter. In Colorado it's now legal to remove the furniture tags that say. Failure to tell your neighbor his house is on fire is illegal. A women can be fined (only after death). Conn. It is illegal to take a bath of orange peel. Violating this ordinance results in a $100 fine. You may not catch crabs. Marietta: Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus. Guilford: Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display. unless they are blind. Florida deals with its prostitution problem by giving prostitutes spending money. It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades. New Britain: It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph. . Delaware Delaware prohibits horse racing of any kind on Good Friday and Easter Sunday.. When having sex. In Hartford. fines go up according to the contents of the barrel.unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor. Columbus: Can't cut off a chicken's head on Sunday. It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway. Conn." In Denver. only the missionary position is legal. Hartford. It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3. Georgia Acworth: All citizens must own a rake. It is illegal to fly over any body of water. unless you are a convicted felon. It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence. being under influence of narcotics is prohibited. citizens may spit from a truck. It is illegal in Georgia to use profanity in the presence of a corpse. Ga. It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road. You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour. In Columbus. "Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law. One man may not be on another man's back. Fla. law makes it illegal for every homeowner not to own a gun. Kennesaw: Every head of household must possess a firearm of some kind. Florida it is illegal to sing while wearing a bathing suit. it's illegal to plant a tree in the street. St. Balloons with advertising on them are illegal in Hartford. or sing while working on a customer. Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session. Tampa Bay: It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 P. Bloomfield. Florida law forbids rats to leave the ships docked in Tampa Bay. Gainesville: Chicken must be eaten with the hands. Devon: It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset. In Delaware it is illegal to get married on a dare. Atlanta: Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp. In Hartford. In Georgia. While intoxicated. It is illegal to fart in a public place after 6:00pm on a Thursday. In Simsbury. In Quitman. It is illegal to fish while driving across a bridge. a five-year banishment. In Connecticut any dogs with tattoos must be reported to the police. and a bus ticket out of town.

it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. There is a ban on unnecessary repetitive driving on 23rd Avenue. Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears. it is unlawful to annoy any bird. In Chicago.. Spitting is forbidden Cicero: Humming on public streets is prohibited on Sundays. court or areaway. It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck. Non-married couples in Idaho who engage in sexual intercourse can be jailed for up to six months Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. you cannot "throw. because it supports gambling. Indiana "Spiteful Gossip" and "talking behind a person's back" are illegal. Idaho Falls: If you're 88 years of age or older. Champaign: One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth. it is illegal to fish in pajamas.000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats. It's illegal for a shooting gallery to offer liquor as a prize. Illinois. punishable by up to three years in state prison. it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs. You may be convicted of a Class 4 felony offense. A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master. Eureka: A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman. Illinois "Dwarf-tossing. It is illegal to speak English. Idaho It is illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds." You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person. when addressed by their female counterparts. Orland Park: No pool tables are allowed in a public establishment. damns or swears by the name of God. A three dollar fine per pack will be imposed on anyone playing cards in Indiana under the Act for the Prevention of Gaming. Walking along the street with a red-tipped cane is strictly prohibited. Galesburg: There is a $1. except in case of fire. drop or place" a used hankie "upon any public way or public place or upon the floor of any convenience or upon the floor of any theater. It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn. In Chicago. You may not fish on a camel's back. not mister. with a special permit. In Illinois it is illegal for barbers to use their fingers to apply shaving cream to a customer's face. those sent can have the cops go out and arrest absent members and bring them to the meeting. for the crime of "eavesdropping" on your own conversation. -720 ILCS 5/14-2. Moline: Ice skating at the Riverside pond during the months of June and August is prohibited. Kenilworth: A rooster must step back three hundred feet from any residence if he wishes to crow. makes it illegal to serve liquor to the feeble-minded. where it's against the law to mispronounce the city's name. Offenders can be fined up to $500. Park Ridge: Trucks may only park inside closed garages. Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. It is illegal to go trick-or-treating on Halloween. with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day." the strange practice of hurling dwarfs in padded suits. The officially recognized language is "American". It used to be the law in Hawaii that children had to obey all "lawful and moral" commands of their parents. It is against the law for a monster to enter the corporate limits of Urbana. Ill. mutilated. because it's dangerous and exploitative. Chicago: Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. and other domesticated animal kept as pets. is outlawed in the bars of Springfield. people who are diseased. shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense. maimed. It is illegal to give a dog whiskey. In Oblong. The shooter might want to come back after drinking the prize and try again. It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits. Hence. In Hawaii it is illegal to get a tattoo behind your ear or on your eyelid unless in the presence of a registered physician. The practice is apparently allowed elsewhere in town. Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses. Crete: It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one's dog. The English language is not to be spoken. Take some elocution lessons if you're going to Joliet. The people in Manteno.. he must either honk. or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car. Fairfield: It is unlawful for "Negroes" to be within county boundaries from sundown to sunrise. or "otherwise an unsightly or disgusting object" are banned from going out in public. period. If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex. Idaho and other states allow members of the Native American church to use the hallucinogenic plant peyote in religious services. and for women over 200 pounds (90 kilos) to ride horses in shorts. You will be fined if you do not own a boat. Ill. cats.. Peoria: Basketball hoops may not be installed on a driveway. Homer: It is against the law to use a slingshot unless your are a law enforcement officer. Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost. but a law in Chicago. Cars may not be driven through the town. Pullman: It is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb. Evanston: Bowling is forbidden.Hawaii Honolulu: Within the limits of any public park. Ill. All males 18 to 50 years old must work six days a year on public roads. Ottawa: Spitting on the sidewalk is a criminal offense.. It's not clear what this has done to the bar business. Morton Grove: You may not own a handgun Normal: It is against the law to make faces at dogs. it's illegal for you to ride your motorcycle. do not want used facial tissue. In Illinois. Kirkland: Bees are not allowed to fly over the village or through any of Kirkland's streets. . Freeport: It is illegal to expectorate from any second-story window. Des Plaines: Wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees. Ill. city council doesn't have a quorum. In Chicago it is also illegal to take a French poodle to the opera. Hens that wish to cackle must step two hundred feet back from any residence. Kites may not be flown within the city limits. If the Rushville. hall or assembly or public building or upon the surface or any lot or parcel of ground or on the roof on any building or in any light or air shaft.

For these offenses. Any person caught using or carrying bean snappers or the like shall upon conviction. five minutes.or holding you in his arms. It is illegal to accept a gratuity or tip in Iowa. The Iowa Legislature once passed a resolution ordering the state cafeteria to start serving cornbread. In Kansas City. be fined. In Natoma. An ordinance in Murray.. when clothed only in ordinary . Citizens are not allowed to attend a cinema or theatre nor ride in a public streetcar within at least four hours after eating garlic. It is illegal to hunt whales. Iowa. Ottumwa: Within the city limits. It is illegal to catch bullfrogs in a tomato patch. it's illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suites. it is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette. Beech Grove: It is forbidden to eat watermelon in the park. The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks. Any person who appears on any highway. Missouri. Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. or inline skate in a commercially zoned area. he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you -. wine or spirits as a gift to a friend in Kentucky. Kansas If two trains meet on the same track. however. In Dubuque any hotel in the city limits must have a water bucket and a hitching post in front of the building. Elkhart: It is illegal for barbers to threaten to cut off kid's ears. You are required to pour your drink into a glass. An owner or employee of an establishment in Iowa that sells alcohol can't legally consume a drink there after closing for business. Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans. If any person has a puppet show. Evansville: While driving on Main Street you may not have your lights on. KS. Don't plan on running a "tab" in Iowa. In Fort Madison the fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire. Kansas. Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames. No one may catch a fish with his bare hands. Kansas. Riverboat gamblers in Iowa have a $5 maximum bet. Lawrence: All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival. -City ordinance 349 of Wichita. Iowa A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public. Indianola: The "Ice Cream Man" and his truck are banned. An excerpt from brilliant Kentucky state legislation. Pedestrians crossing the highway at night are prohibited from wearing tail lights.. You can get out of paying for a dependent's medical care by praying for him/her. the water is legally considered an alcohol beverage intended for unlawful purposes. No one may catch fish with his bare hands in Kansas. Men are prohibited from standing in a bar. Drinks on the house are illegal. Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide.Auburn: It is illegal to bike. Iowa. but no more than. Russell: Musical car horns are banned Salina: It is against the law to leave your car running unattended. All nude people in your house must be registered in Kentucky. Kisses may last for as much as. Indiana. except when the legislature is in session." can land you with a fine of up to fifty cents. Oral sex is illegal. It is illegal to hunt from an aircraft. No one may wear a bee in their hat. Minors in Kansas City. The following important ammendment however is to be considered here: "The provisions of this statuate shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds. roller-skate. and not 3. Terre Haute: No one may spit on the sidewalk. Ky. it's illegal. they will be fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Certain Immoral Practices. the waiter or waitress has to do it. Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights. Smoking in the state legislature building is banned. One man may not back into a parking spot because it prevents police officers from seeing the license plate. the record "It's In the Book". You may shoot Native Americans if there are more than five of them on your property at any one time. a man may not wink at any woman he does not know. Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown. It is illegal to put ice cream on cherry pie in Kansas. The value of Pi is 4. Grocery stores may not sell any type of cold liquor. Kansas. If a law enforcement officer is having a drink in a bar in Iowa and an employee pours water down the drain. Kentucky A person can be sent to jail for five years for merely sending a bottle of beer. In Indiana it is illegal to sell laughing gas with the intent to induce laughter. saying the name "George Washington" without adding the phrase "blessed be his name. says the superintendent of sanitation "shall determine whether a person is small. they may buy shotguns freely. It is against the law to pass a horse on the street. skateboard. servers are forbidden to serve wine in teacups. used to have to swear a solemn oath that the values they placed on their taxable property were the fair market values. there is a fine of no more than $5 or the impounding of one's bicycle for a period not to exceed 30 days. One-armed piano players must perform for free. Drinking from your own bottle in a bar can lead to your arrest. wire dancing or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and receives money for it.1415 You are not allowed to carry a cocktail from the bar to a table. Ind. In Topeka. are not allowed to purchase cap pistols." Why the superintendent should make this determination is left unsaid. or upon the street of any city that has no police protection. Topeka: The installation of bathtubs is prohibited. Fort Wayne: You may not sell or play on a radio broadcast. medium or large. Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats. State government officials who engage in private duels can be dismissed from their post. Taxpayers of Bainbridge. Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail lights. Check forgery can be punished with public flogging up to 100 stripes. "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club". neither shall proceed until the other has passed. In South Bend.

according to an old law. It's unlawful to tickle a woman's chin with a feather duster in Portland. even to drive with a drink. Any person who violates this section shall be fined not less than $100 nor more than $500. -KRS 437. since 1950. sec. sec. Amended in 1954. for compensation or reward. In Kentucky every citizen of is required to take a shower once a year. Louisiana law prohibits couples who are shopping for a new bed from putting it to the "ultimate test"-. It is illegal in Kentucky to marry the same man more than 3 times.320 (Passed 1893. anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground". Baltimore: It's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits. It's against the law to throw food from a float in the Mardi Gras festivities. Rituals that involve the ingestion of blood. or other fowl or rabbits which have been dyed or colored. In Augusta to stroll down the street playing a violin is against the law. $10 fine. One may not receive anal sex. No person owning or controlling a billiard or pool table shall permit. The person owning or controlling such billiard or pool table shall keep and maintain a registration book in which each minor shall sign. It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky. ducklings. age." . it's illegal to throw slops or soapsuds in the street. In Kentucky. Acts ch. Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack. handles or uses any kind of reptile in connection with any religious service or gathering shall be fined not less than fifty dollars ($50) nor more than one hundred dollars ($100). 215. -KRS 252. must appoint "three intelligent housekeepers" to the Board of Tax Supervisors. Maine After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up. It's legal to walk down the street with a drink in New Orleans. except that any rabbit weighing three pounds or more may be sold at an age of six weeks. Each year. It is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt. offer to sell or exchange or to give away baby chicks. Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts. there are no salmon on the upper Kennebec River.. from Ky. because of a dam. Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked. you'll see the kings and queens on the various floats throwing plastic money. Kentucky.). Baltimore has regulations governing the disposal of hog's heads. Stat. It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it. or fecal matter are not allowed. nor dye or color any baby chicks. unless such minor shall have first displayed an identification card containing his name.140 Any person who displays. You may not step out of a plane in flight. under two months of age in any quantity less than six. the mayor of Danville. 232. Enforcement of this law has been made easier for many years by the fact that. any minor under eighteen (18) years of age to play any game on the table. stating that the apiary from which the bees came was free from contagious or infectious disease. La.bathing garb. It's illegal to take a lion to the movies. It is illegal to gargle in public places. The person owning or controlling such billiard or pool table shall supply a blank identification card to each parent or guardian who makes request for same.600 (Passed 1966 Ky. without a license. Ky.. It's illegal to fish in the Ohio River in Kentucky without an Indiana Fishing License. sec. In Danville. and it shall be subject to inspection at any time by any peace officer. -KRS 436. 5. It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol. Repealed in 1948) Louisiana An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public. Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault". offer to sell or exchange. spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited. . photograph. urine. Frankfort. from trying it out by making love on it.in other words. You may not curse inside the city limits. Ky. It is illegal in Lafayette. Maine. display or possess living baby chicks. it's illegal to use any kind of reptile in a religious service. nor sell. It is illegal to shoot game out of the window of a moving vehicle. -KRS 436. makes it against the law to shoot off a policeman's tie. By law. exchange. In Waterville. 1267a-1. ducklings or other fowl or rabbits. Any person who violates this section shall be fined not less than ten ($10) nor more than one hundred dollars ($100) for each offense.) Owensboro: A woman may not buy a hat without her husband's permission. or even simulating this activity.. with the exception of a whale It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket. Ky. If you've ever been to Mardi Gras in New Orleans. In Kentucky you need a license to walk around nude on your property. Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches. ducklings or other fowl or rabbits. and the signature of his parents or guardian. pet droppings and oyster shells. but not food. Maryland Baltimore City: Though you may spit on a city roadway. This would include joggers that go shirtless. In Portland shoelaces must be tied while walking down the street. It's illegal to clean salmon along Maine's upper Kennebec River.KRS 436.130 (Passed in 1922. In Maine it's illegal to catch lobsters with your bare hands. It's not certain if the law would withstand First Amendment scrutiny today. The minor shall keep such identification card on his person. exchange. you've just broken the law. 1) No person shall sell. New Orleans: You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant. All bees entering Kentucky shall be accompanied by certificates of health. It is against state law to steal even a single crawfish. Louisiana to play a musical instrument for the purpose of attracting attention. (1898) -Park Rule 6 It is a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday. medallions and jewels to the crowd. it is illegal to blow one's nose in public.060 (Passed 1942. Communism has been against the law in Haines City. But if you fall over and block the sidewalk. shall be fined no less than five dollars nor more than twenty-five dollars. while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault". Acts ch.

It's illegal to drive Texan. Gypsies should steer clear of Caroline County. In Maryland. It's illegal to sell fewer than 24 ducklings at a time before May 1. $10 fine. or ducklings that have been painted a different color. Cherokee.Columbia: You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25' satellite dish. It is illegal to put tomatoes in clam chowder. chicks. It is illegal to reproach Jesus Christ or the holy ghost. even for married couples. In Boston it's against the law to keep manure in a building unless the building is being used as a stable. It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath. it's illegal in Boston to rummage through rubbish containers. it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises. In Halethrope. At a wake. In Baltimore it is illegal to mistreat oysters. Hingham: You may not have colored lights on your house if it can be seen from Main Street. Both Massachusetts and New Hampshire had old laws that penalized gamblers who lost money. In Provincetown. It is illegal to take more than 2 baths a month within Boston confines. Anyone may let their sheep and cows graze in the public gardens/commons at any time except o Sundays. Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited Thistles may not grow in one's yard. it's illegal to cut firewood in the street. If it is." In Maryland. But the offense only carries a $1 fine. Only white lights may be visible. In Massachusetts. doing so is punishable by a $200 fine It's illegal to allow someone to use stilts while working on the construction of a building. Burlington: You may not walk around with a "drink". In a law that predates returnable bottles and cans. where it's a $100 fine or six months in the can for "forecasting or pretending to foretell the future. Massachusetts A Boston mayor who disliked dancing and liked to retire early once banned midnight dancing in the Hub City. the legislature once proposed a board of parachute examiners to be made up of five licensed parachute instructors who would test and license all other parachute instructors. Massachusetts. Massachesetts sleeping in the nude in a rented room is forbidden. regardless of emergencies. An old law prohibits the taking of baths on Sunday. It is illegal to eat peanuts in church. No one may take a bath without a prescription." In Baltimore it's illegal to block the sidewalk with a box. In Baltimore it's illegal to play professional croquet before 2 p. it is unlawful to deliver diapers on Sunday. dogs are prohibited. It costs $50 extra for a permit for hurling. A woman can not be on top in sexual activities. soccer or Gaelic football games in a public park on a Sunday. Maryland. Hopkinton: Though horses and cows are allowed on the common. Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited. If you live on Main Street and want to paint your house. you need a permit to move the stuff. Cambridge: It is illegal to shake carpets in the street. which it limits to three bottles per brand. In Maryland. It's illegal to keep a mule on the second floor of a building not in a city unless there are 2 exits. Maryland now requires that alcohol beverage writers be certified as experts by an agency of the state before they can receive product samples. An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public. or shoot a bow and arrow in the street. Md. the colors must be approved by the historical society. Mexican. Hunting on Sundays is prohibited. It is unlawful to injure a football goal post. it's illegal to sell suntan oil until after noon on Sunday. It is illegal to frighten a pigeon. It's also against the law to hang a vending machine on a utility pole. You cannot swear while inside the city limits of Baltimore. One may not detonate a nuclear . In Maryland. In the entire state of Maryland. Women may not wear heels over 3 inches in length while on the common. Two people may not kiss in front of a church. In Boston. if you get caught eating peanuts in church . Mass. In Baltimore. Ocean City: A law from the early 1900's prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk. If you're overstocked. or Indian cattle on a public road. you can keep up to two cords of manure. You'd get fined in Massachusetts if you had any money left.m. No one may cross the Boston Common without carrying a shotgun in case of bears. mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches. Sunday. sell or possess a squirt gun. Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited. Silly string is illegal in the city limits. In Salem. a woman may not go through her husband's pockets while he is sleeping. In 1659 the state of Massachusetts outlawed Christmas. That gets you a $20 fine. it is illegal to wash or scrub sinks no matter how dirty they get. Marlboro: It is illegal to buy. Alcoholic drink specials are illegal. In Boston. Maryland kisses longer than one second are illegal. It is illegal for any citizen to own more than three dogs. Boston: It is illegal to play the fiddle. In Baltimore. but they may not purchase cigarettes. The law also applies to professional quoits. clothes may be draped over a fence. The plan had been abandoned when it was learned there were only three licensed parachute instructors in the state. Duels to the death permitted on the common on Sundays provided that the Governor is present. makes it unlawful to water your lawn when it is raining. Bullets may not be used as currency. In Boston it's illegal to post an advertisement on a public urinal. Children may smoke.. it is illegal to give or recieve oral sex. you can be jailed for up to one year. it is not legal to take a lion to the movies.. No more than two baths may be taken within the confines of the city. Holyoke. Affiliation with the Communist party is illegal. Though clotheslines are banned. Defacing a milk carton is punishable by a $10 fine. And you can't leave it in the street. or to throw orange peels on the sidewalk. Massachusetts it is illegal to take a bath unless instructed to do so by a physician. Longmeadow: It is illegal for two men to carry a bathtub across the town green. In Massachusetts. or to sell rabbits. Another law makes it illegal to throw bale of hay (or of anything else) out a second-story window. It is a violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt. men may not buy drinks for female bartenders.

and chickens. Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder. It's illegal in Michigan for a person under the age of 21 to give a gift of alcohol beverage to anyone. Minnesota is required by law to grow a beard." encourages moderation and discourages intoxication. The wafer people have gotten this one repealed. Minnesota. Smoking while in bed is illegal. You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan. Essex. under which a Minneapolis City Council candidate was indicted for dispensing $34 worth of Twinkies. A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head. No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car. Southbridge. the health officer of East Jordan. Ho-Hos. Every man in Brainerd. Minneapolis: Red cars can not drive down Lake Street Minnesota has repealed its so-called "Twinkie" law. makes it illegal to read books or newspapers after 8 p. Mich. Grand Haven: No person shall throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or on any sidewalk. No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic. as long as the person could travel. Mich. Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked. Mass. Peeping in the windows of automobiles is forbidden. If his wife so requests. In Detroit. Harper Woods: It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets. in the streets.device in the city. and chickens. It is legal for a robber to file a law suit. Newton: All families must be given a hog from the town's mayor. Massachusetts law declares that peanuts may not be eaten in court. In Rochester. Milford: Peeping in the windows of automobiles is forbidden.m. Smoking while in bed is illegal. Some would say too thorough. and illegal to sell flat candy. Rochester: All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police. A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission. . cows. cookies. Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays. Quakers and witches are banned. onions.. There is a 10 cent bounty for each rat's head brought into a town office.dollar fine for each offense. All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts. law mandates that he must brush his teeth. goats. or sardines on his breath in Alexandria. Massachusetts. It is illegal to sleep naked. if he or she got hurt in your house. It even asks for your date of death. All bathtubs must have feet. It used to be legal in Minnesota to sell rolled candy on Sunday. Kalamazoo: It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend. Columbus: The fine for waving a gun in public is higher than actually shooting it. goats. Cattle rustling is punishable by hanging. Under an 1889 law. In Clawson. couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property. unless absolutely necessary. the officer could rent a house for use as a pest house. Under an old law in Marblehead. there is a law that makes it LEGAL for a farmer to sleep with his pigs. You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan. it was illegal to cross the street on Sunday. Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head. Public intoxication is a crime in Pennsylvania but specifically not a crime in Minnesota. In Minnesota. However. at any time take a crap on your neighbour. or which is found in any street. Massachusetts liquor stores can only open on Sundays if they are in Berkshire. Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony. It is illegal to loiter in the city morgue in Detroit. Minnesota it is illegal to allow animals to sleep in a bakery. anyone bathing in public must have his or her bathing suit inspected by a police officer. Clawson: There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs. law declares that no child under the age of twelve may talk over the telephone unless monitored by a parent. it shall be the duty of any policeman or other officer of the city to kill such cat. Minnesota A Blue Earth. Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches. it's illegal to tease skunks. it is illegal to "walk around" with a beer in your hand. Michigan A Michigan law states that a wife's hair legally belongs to her husband. alley or public place. In Duluth. Michigan it is illegal to sleep in a bathtub. Horses are not to be housed within 50 feet of any road. If not. even to a person of legal age. horses. Tattooing and body piercing is illegal. A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission. In Detroit. Wayland: Anyone can keep their cow on Main Street downtown at a cost of 3 cents per day. Minnesota. Hibbing: It shall be the duty of any policeman or any other officer to enforce the provisions of this Section.. Cloud: Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays. Permitting diners to take home an unfinished bottle of alcohol beverage. Franklin. Public boxing matches are outlawed. Kool-Aid and coffee to some senior citizens. St. A Minnesota tax form is quite thorough. and if any cat is found running at large. Mississippi Adultery or Fornication (living together while not married or having sex with someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison.. rather than consuming it all before leaving to prevent "waste. The use of the names of dead presidents to sell alcohol in Michigan is prohibited. Middlesex or Worcester counties and are within 10 miles of the Vermont or New Hampshire borders. under penalty of a five. Woburn: In bars. North Andover: An ordinance prohibits the use of space guns. You may not. could send any nonresident with an infectious disease back to where he came from. this is prohibited in Michigan. Michigan. It is illegal for any citizen to own more than two dogs. horses. cows.

Worrying squirrels is not tolerated. A milk man may not run while on duty. Helena. Whitehall: It is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels. it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays." In Springfield. Miss. In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal. Kansas City: Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols. No couple. In Oxford." It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public. Tylertown: It is unlawful to shave in the center of main street. Lehigh: Doughnut holes may not be sold Omaha: Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service. Furthermore. a law on the books makes it illegal to park your car without turning off the engine. unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal. Nebraska A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest. In Las Vegas you can bet on any team--except The University of Nevada at Las Vegas. It is not illegal to speed. Louis. Nebraska.if they're nude. Montana just legalized the production of caviar. two ounces of clothing. Barbers are forbidden by law from shaving a man's chest in Omaha. In St. Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters. and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.000. may sleep together in the nude. Missouri.000. Marceline: Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters. it must be brought in to the police station. even if they are married. Waterloo: Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A. screaming at passing vehicles. Clark County: An ordinance makes bringing a concealable fire arm into the county illegal unless it is registered with the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department.. Mississipi it is illegal to attempt to stop someone from walking down the sidewalk by parking a motorhome in their path. however. but not toy cap guns.M. It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime.M. Seven or more Indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them. yard waste may be burned any day except Sunday. University City: Four women may not rent an apartment together. Elko: Everyone walking the streets is required to wear a mask.. One may not spit on the sidewalks on the square. In Merryville women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous. Bozeman has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown -. Children can buy shotguns in Kansas City. In Billings. Montana It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail. In Montana. Mo. you can't walk a dog without dressing it in diapers. It is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any other position other than missionary style. when beer was served in buckets. The owner of every hotel in Hastings is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. .In Brandon. In St. obscene or indecent language is in your home. It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license. In Las Vegas. This was to avoid scaring horses. It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup. Oxford: It is illegal to drive around the town square more than 100 times in a single session. Nevada A man is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people other than himself at any one period during the day. Hill Day. his parent may be arrested. Missouri Anyone under the age of 21 who takes out household trash containing even a single empty alcohol beverage container can be charged with illegal possession of alcohol in Missouri. MS. It is illegal to drive around the town square more than 100 times in a single session. Salisbury: Pop bottles are not to be thrown on the ground. Mole: Frightening a baby is in violation of the law. door to door salesman are prohibited from selling their goods while standing in the middle of the road. This law refers back to the extinct Italian celebration. it's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. if both parties voluntarily participate. St. It is illegal to go whale fishing. Missouri. Buckner: In this small town of only 4. In Ballwin. but the police may prosecute you at that time. Helena: No item may be thrown across a street. It is illegal to sleep naked in a hotel/ motel room. it's illegal to "create unnecessary noises. Louis. red-blooded American male. and 7 P. Montana. Montana it is illegal for employees of the city's communications center to program their phones with speed dial. they may buy shotguns freely. results in a maximum sentence of 10 years and $10. are not allowed to purchase cap pistols. white cotton nightshirts. In order to register a handgun. Horn honking is not permitted as it might scare horses. Minors in Kansas City. Nevada: It's against the law to pawn your dentures. you may not register a gun on the weekends. mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds.. Unnatural intercourse. Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.. Excelsior Springs: Balls may not be thrown within the city limits. Excelsior Springs: Hard objects may not be thrown by hand. Purdy: Dancing is strictly prohibited. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean. Vagrancy is punishable by either 30 days in prison or a $201 fine. however. It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone. Eureka: Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women. It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime in Montana. Motor vehicles on the square are prohibited. In Temperance. Marquette: It is illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling (The Brothel Law). however they may buy shotguns freely. Louis: It's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. Natchez: It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants. If a child burps during church. the only place you can use vulgar.

New York A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals at the local zoo. In New York City. Cranford: Citizens are not permitted to park their own boat on their lawn. it is illegal to slurp soup. you can teach your pet parrot to speak." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll. Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday. Sea Isle City: There will be no boiling of bones on the property. within a half-mile of the state prison. Raw hamburger may not be sold. Bernards Township: It is illegal to frown as the town is a "FrownFree Town Zone". introduced a resolution a few years ago to ban Santa Claus from the city. nod your head. several efforts have been made to legalize camel racing and ostrich racing in New Mexico. State officials ordered 400 words of "sexually explicit material" to be cut from Romeo and Juliet. you may never again apply for personalized license plates. Saloonkeepers had to post the names of habitual drunkards if so requested by the local sheriff or members of the imbibers' immediate families. In Reno. On a highway you can not park under a bridge. A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline. but to no avail. In New Jersey. picking up litter. In Albuquerque. You may not run machinery on Sundays.Y. New Mexico it is illegal for cab drivers to reach out and pull potential customers into their cabs. In Carlsbad it's legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work. In recent years. . In the old days in Nevada a man caught beating his wife was tied to a stake for eight hours a day with a sign that read. as long as the car or van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in.M. the couple can face a jail term. or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern. building a bench for the park. or many other kind things without a permit. In New Jersey it is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon. The matter was defeated. restaurant. hauling away trash. Violators are forced to wear horse blinders. Elizabeth: It is forbidden for a woman. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way. You cannot sell the clothes you are wearing to pay off a gambling debt. It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach. Before the enactment of the 1978 law that made it mandatory for dog owners in New York City to clean up after their pets. It's also illegal in this state to throw a bad pickle on the street. You cannot pump your own gas.In Nevada until the 1960s it was illegal to sell liquor at religious camp meetings. but not to squawk. on a Sunday. Caldwell: You may not dance or wear shorts on the main avenue. or cafe. Nevada to conceal a spray-painted shopping cart in your basement. In New York State it is still illegal to shoot a rabbit from a moving trolley car. New Jersey Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street. It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property. In New York City it is illegal for a man to give 'The Standard Lear' to a woman. Carmel: A man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match. to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat. Las Cruces: You may not carry a lunchbox down Main Street. On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up. It is considered an offense to check into a hotel under an assumed name. it's illegal to throw swill into the street. it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.. Carrizozo: It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public. It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season. but the legislature recently allowed gambling on bicycle races. In New York City it's illegal to shake a dust mop out a window. It's illegal in New Jersey for parents to give their children under the age of 18 even a sip of alcohol. unless the customer has a note from his doctor. Forest: If a person is caught raking the beaches. Newark: It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm. New Hampshire Any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to gather its feces. Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers". New Hampshire law forbids you to tap your feet. In New Hampshire you are prohibited from pawning the clothes off your back to pay off gambling debts. White Mountain Nat. All gas stations are full service and full service only. Nevada staging a marathon dance is illegal. Lovers in Liberty Corner should avoid satisfying their lustful urges in a parked car. In New York. in the State Capitol Building or to imbeciles. It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer. If the horn accidentally sounds while they are frolicking behind the wheel. Cresskill: All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts. N. approximately 40 million pounds of dog excrement were deposited on the streets every year. "Wife Beater" fastened to his chest. although posting a notice on a fire hydrant about illegal dance marathons is not. he/she may be fined $150 for ''maintaining the national forest without a permit''. Donkeys are not allowed to sleep in bathtubs in Brooklyn. Those bills were defeated. It is illegal in Reno. If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated. New Mexico A city council member in Albuquerque. It's illegal in Nevada to have a "house of ill fame" within 400 yards of a church or school. N. In Berkley Heights you may not walk your cattle on the street on Sunday. Manville: It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo. There is no horse racing allowed on the New Jersey Turnpike. In New Hampshire it is illegal to inhale bus fumes with the intent of inducing euphoria. Raritan: Profanity is prohibited. During a concert. In New York City you need a permit to transport carbonated beverages.

The idea is to prohibit. the highway or tobacco lobbies from calling themselves "Citizens for Good Government. Making love in the space between the beds is strictly forbidden. but it's illegal to have a puppet show in your window and a violation can land you in the snoozer for 30 days.C. according to an 1866 law. N. New York It is illegal to eat in the street in residential neighborhoods. It's unlawful to attract a crowd in Forest City. It's illegal in New York to start any kind of public performance. according to state law. N. N. as long as it's not diagonal. he must be "inspected by all the barnyard animals on the young woman's family's property. it's illegal to bring a pea-shooter to a parade.C. it is against the law for children under seven years of age to go to college. Staten Island: You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand. It is illegal for men to go topless in the center of town. and the only beverage you can drink on the beach is water in a clear plastic bottle. It's against the law to sing off key. but you can't cross a street diagonally. Members of nine New York Indian tribes are exempt from the city's eight percent parking tax.C. before a man asks for a woman's hand in marriage.m. In Ocean City New York. say.. it's illegal to attach anything to a pool table. game or what have you. New York homeless people may not start a fire in the park unless they intend to cook food. If you happen to own a marl bed in North Carolina. North Carolina. In Forest City. In Staten Island. In Tonawanda. Forest City: You must stop and call City Hall before entering town in an automobile.C." Kill Devil Hills: You may not ride a bicycle without having both your hands on the handle bars. You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand. the law demands that you put a fence around it. providing it is not being used as a business. . but is not readable from the street. In Raleigh." It was recently changed to read "per toilet. Barber: Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited. It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard. North Carolina.. N.C. a woman gets the same right. play. A transit police spokesman said they would comply with the new rule.C." If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then. it's now illegal in North Carolina to take and sell labeled milk crates. Making love in the space between the beds is strictly forbidden. The New York City Transit Authority has ruled that women can ride the city subways topless. Greensboro: Restaurants "with on sidewalk dining" must post their menu so that it is clearly readable from the sidewalk. In Rockwell.. anyone who refuses to black out after hearing the blackout signal is subject to a $5 fine. That is. has to have a name that describes the group's cause or purpose. except when aching the Gospel. used to be "$2 per month. New York City may be the theater capital of the country. N. states.. until after 1:05 p. The New York State Senate passed a resolution to commemorate the 25th anniversary of the Brooklyn Dodgers' 1955 world championship and expressed a longing that someday the Dodgers will return to "their one and only true home. The decision came after arrests of women testing the ordinance on the subways. or PAC. North Carolina just passed a law saying a political action committee.. to ensure a harmonious farm life. This is so the townspeople will have time to go out and hold their horses until you get through town. In Robbins." It's not clear what the permit is for. A marriage can be declared void if either of the two persons is physically impotent. Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited. New York and a handful of other states require that toilets be evenly divided among men and women in public theaters or arenas. New York. In Winston-Salem. New York. Chapel Hill: It is a misdemeanor to urinate or defecate publicly.. Charlotte: Women must have their bodies covered by at least 16 yards of cloth at all times. unless they both agree to it. Jaywalking is legal. N.." An ordinance proposed in Robbins. it is illegal to sneeze on city streets. Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.In Ocean City." It is illegal to jump off the Empire State building. N. North Carolina. It is illegal for a father to call his son a "faggot" or "queer" in an effort to curb "girlie behavior. In North Carolina it's illegal to sell cotton lint at night. anyone who violates the terms of a proclamation--such as failing to appropriately celebrate Peanut Day or Jaycees Week--is guilty of a misdemeanor. N." To cut down on its once-horrific graffiti problem. then we would take action. Women may go topless in public. politicking or "serenading on occasion of public rejoicing. "In the future. It is a kind of rock quarry." In Staten Island. like sitting on a subway bench topless smoking a cigarette. In Mooresville. It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun. New York City several years ago made it illegal to carry an open can of spray paint." Smoking is not allowed in the subways. It is against the law to roller blade on a state highway. but "if they were violating any other rules. A marl bed may not be what you think. In Nags Headm North Carolina you can be fined for singing out of tune for more than ninety seconds. per stool. In Asheville. By town law the sewer service charge in Belhaven.M." Because people were using them for cheap furniture." In North Carolina it's illegal to dig ginseng on other people's property between the months of April and September.C. New York law dictates that if a man can be somewhere without a shirt. but they may be on to something. show. notes "the ministers will carry a Bible instead of a gun.C. Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P. Hornytown: Massage parlors have been banned.. they are legally married. North Carolina A recent proposal that ministers walk the beat with police officers in Belmont. anyone not living within the immediate vicinity of Robbins must have a permit from the Chief of Police and okayed by the Mayor or one of the Commissioners. All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart. you can cross the street out of the crosswalk. It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing. In North Carolina it is illegal to make love on the floor of a hotel room between two double beds. It's also illegal to shoot paper clips with rubber bands. New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences.

In 1908 he had a law passed that required all hotels in the Sooner state to have sheets that covered the bed and had three extra feet of linen to cover the head and feet. No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July." but the girlfriend as well as the man would have to be prosecuted. In Chillicothe. North Carolina. but only twice a year In North Dakota it is illegal to keep an elk in a sandbox in your backyard. It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police. The so-called "Nine Foot Sheet" stayed on the books for several decades.. Clinton County: Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines. Ohio. Ohio According to Ohio law. It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance. lest men see reflections of their underwear.m.m. It is legal to throw a snake at someone but it is illegal to shake a snake at someone. It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on. In North Dakota. Rocky Mount: It is required that you must pay a property tax on your dog. Items left on a tree lawn become city property. as a law there says all bathtubs must be kept in the backyard. A young man was fined for removing an item from a tree lawn even though he had the owner's permission. prohibits airplanes from flying over the town on Sundays during the hours between 11 a. and nothing ticked him off more than going into a hotel and having short sheets on the bed. It's against the law for anyone to keep "fowl that shall cackle.m. It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house. However. Ohio. Breast feeding is not allowed in public. it is unlawful for a woman to appear in public while unshaven. In Oxford. Ohio. even if it's a police dog. In the hippy-dippy late '60s. Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed. A grandmother was fined for honking her horn twice at her neighbor. North Dakota Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant. Ohio. It is illegal to get a fish drunk. In Waverly you better not let your horse near the tub. until after Alfalfa went to his last resting place. as well as in the house. but "creamies" are $75. Bexley: The installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses is prohibited. Cars are not allowed to scare horses in Centerville. charitable groups can hold stud poker games to raise money. or on the bricks. You can't sneeze on the streets of Asheville. Oklahoma Alfalfa Bill Murray was a legendary legislator in Oklahoma around the turn of the century who became speaker of the house and governor. Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited. Toledo: Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal. Ohio. The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.. Ohio. lest men see reflections of their underwear. In Marysville. A young man was fined for removing an item from a tree lawn even though he had the owner's permission. on the roads. Cleveland: It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license! Cleveland law forbids you to operate a motor vehicle while sitting in another person's lap. Punching an official at a youth sports program in Nashville. briefly had a law making it illegal to walk barefoot through town. There is to be no roller-blading during daylight hours. Fargo: One may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing. In ohio it is illegal to run out of gas. In Oxford. it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture. it's against the law to kill a housefly within 160 feet of a church without a license. Ohio it is illegal to throw rice at weddings. While having sex. Marion: You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street. In Ohio. Ohio. or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place. Lima: Any map that does not have Lima clearly stated on the map cannot be sold. Paulding: A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him. . since horses are prohibited from sleeping in them. McDonald: Your goose may not paraded down Main Street. women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes. It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday. provided you are in a covered wagon. it's illegal to spit in a salad bar Ironton: Cross-dressing is against the law.C. the reverse is not true.C. You may not ride a bicycle without having both your hands on the handle bars. you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled. if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand. It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license. In Cleveland. N. Cincinnati: Anal intercourse is banned. you can be fined $25. Ohio it is illegal for a dog to urinate on a parking meter. Bay Village: It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road. A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him. In Collierville: Keeping clean can be a chilly proposition. Lowell: It is unlawful to run a horse over five miles per hour. He was also a tall fellow. Thomasville. Items left on a tree lawn become city property. Youngstown. In Xenia. N. There regular plots are $33. The good people of Tryon. In Ohio women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes. are serious about getting a good night's sleep." or for anyone to play the piccolo between the hours of 11 p.North Carolina forbids sex outside of marriage. North Carolina. Funeral jargon seems to have crept into the wording of a cemetery fee regulation in Norton. Fairview Park: It's against the law to honk your horn "excessively". and 7:30 a. In ohio it is illegal to ride on the roof of a taxi cab. You may not run out of gas. This includes legs and face. Southern Shores: It is against the law to roller-blade on a state highway. and 1 p. It is legal to shoot an Indian on horseback. Columbus: It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday.00.m. Oxford: It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture. Owners of tigers must notify authorities within one hour if the tiger escapes. incurs a three-year suspension from the program for adult spectators as well as participants. or "fornication. Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.

Salem: Women may not wrestle in Salem. One may not promote a "horse tripping event". no one is quite sure what a watch stuffer does. and any other personal belongings. Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing. Pa. Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus. Myrtle Creek: One may not box with a kangaroo. Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes. Whale hunting is strictly prohibitted throughout the entire state of Oklahoma. A special cleaning ordinance bans homemakers from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling. It is illegal to wear your boots to bed. then the law does not apply. Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television. Not even a court of law can. One may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing. Oregon Beaverton: You must buy a $10 permit to be allowed to install a burglar alarm. he better do it somewhere else. Now. in lingerie. If the horses appear skittish. Oklahoma it is illegal for children to use towels as capes and jump from houses pretending to be superman. Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings. Allentown: There is a ban on men becoming aroused in public. Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road. It's statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18. Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger. It is legal to conduct a horse race or a symphony concert. In Tulsa. No one may spit on a sidewalk. unless you are a school or city. Oregon saying that it is illegal to own bolt cutters but yet they sell them in all the local hardware stores. however. Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property. you must honk your horn. In Oklahoma. This law is enforced even if snow or ice prevents the cars from being moved. In Oregon anyone with a bad reputation is prohibited from distributing malt beverages.500 fine. It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle. Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable by one year in jail and a $2. or while wearing a towel. Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car. In Harrisburg. you may be put in jail. one must pay a fee of $50 dollars a year to park on a particular block. but whatever he does. Mules may not drink out of bird baths. It is illegal to have sex before you are married. Carlisle: In the middle of town. People may not whistle underwater. Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal. Connellsville: One's pants may be worn no lower than five inches below the waist. There is a law in Portland. No more than two people may share a single drink. the motorist must take his car apart.. If both parties are under 18. as a pet. and let the horses pass. You may not pump your own gas in service stations. Harthahorne City Ordinance.e. Tattoos are banned. Schulter: Women may not gamble in the nude. but it is legal to smoke it on your own property. "watch stuffers" are unwelcome in McKeesport. Dishes must drip dry. If she's not a virgin. Oregon. One person got pulled over for carrying a bolt cutter down the street and the police took it away from him saying it was illegal for him to have. The "Peer Review Statute" prohibits you from finding out details of any written or oral discussion about your medical treatment. All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires. Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents. states that it shall be unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window. . Oklahoma the limit on kisses is three minutes. Wynona: One's mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended. It's against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink. it's illegal for patrons of establishments that feature nude dancing to be within two feet of the dancers. It is illegal to whisper "dirty" things in your lover's ear during sex. All you can access is what the doctor or nurse voluntarily records in your chart. In Broken Arrow. provided she's a virgin. It is against the law for animals to have sex in the city limits. Pennsylvania A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel. cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside. Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish. that which covers one's body from neck to knee. and hide it under the nearest bushes. By law. At night. and continue. You cannot wear roller skates in restrooms. It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots. Eugene: It is illegal to show movies or attend a car race on Sundays. Hood River: Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license. Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state. wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock. it is okay. Clinton: Molesting an automobile is illegal. Section 363. no man may curse while having sex with his wife. Klamath Falls: It's illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off with your cane. In Bromide. Yukon: It is illegal to tie a horse in front of city hall. Pennsylvania it is illegal to race mufflerless go-karts after 6PM on Sunday. but the said person must be over 16. Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth. Clothes may not be washed in bird baths. In Willowdale. Oklahoma pigs less than 32 inches in length may be kept as pets provided there are no more than two in a house. Clinton. Marion: Ministers are forbidden from eating garlic or onions before delivering a sermon. In Salem. While passing another vehicle. It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana. the cars must be moved for street cleaning. Springfield It is illegal to own a reptile within the city limits. people who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed. Ministers are forbidden from eating garlic or onions before delivering a sermon.Ada: If you wear New York Jets clothing. In Bensalem. piece by piece." i. Oregon.

Professional sports. Pennsylvania. revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding. Pittsburgh: It is still illegal to bring a donkey or a mule onto a trolley car. It is illegal to wear transparent clothing. Merchandise may not be sold within a half mile of a church unless fruit is being sold. It is illegal to coast downhill in your car with your transmission in neutral. or lawns. you can't put pretzels in bags.000 feet of an intersection is illegal. Morrisville: It is required that a woman have a permit to wear cosmetics. Rhode Island it is illegal to sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday. . It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide. It is illegal to place a windmill within twenty-five (25) rods of any traveled street or road. Pennsylvania. without breaking the law. The sale of alcohol is prohibited. It is illegal to display a confederate flag on a courthouse. but "Coasting on Beaver Street" is illegal in Edgeworth. In York. It is considered an offense to get a tattoo. All schools must prepare a suitable program for Francis Willard Day. Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land. Millville: One may not shoot any dog that is found wandering the streets. or testing the speed of the horse is illegal. play. servants. The state law of Pennsylvania prohibits singing in the bathtub. except ice polo and hockey. or accept a duel. Dance halls may not operate on Sundays. It sounds like the title of a rock album or something. cannon. If you break this law there is a fine of $25-$100. In the Mount Pocono region any group of 5 or more Native Americans are to be considered a raiding party and may be killed on the spot. The Fire Department may blow up your house. or a fenceviewer is against the law. Rhode Island Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void. You may not catch a fish with your hands. South Carolina it is illegal to shine a flashlight on a sea turtle Performing a U-turn within 1. Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks. However. Fountain Inn: Horses are to wear pants at all times. Impersonating a town sealer. unless you are buying from an official "beer distributor" No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator. South Carolina A railroad my not remove itself from a town of more than five hundred people. Stoves. Penalty: Maximum $20 fine and imprisonment for 10 days. you can't sit down while watering your lawn with a hose. Railroad companies may be held liable in some instances for scaring horses. or using any game. Newtown: Every outlet or switch (which can be purchased for 59 cents) that is installed requires an electrical inspection fee of 1 dollar and 33 cents. Witchcraft was first legalized in the colony of Pennsylvania. It is illegal to sell any alcoholic beverages on Sunday. Musical instruments may not be sold on Sunday. wife beaters weren't allowed to hold public office. if caught. You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth. Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk. It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley. Spartanburg: Eating watermelons in the Magnolia Street cemetery is forbidden. must obtain a license to play games on Sunday. No work may be done on Sunday. there is a law on the books that prohibits a person from sipping a carbonated drink while lecturing students in a school auditorium. Exercising any labor. It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. Charleston: It is against the law to drive a motorized vehicle on King Street. In Scituate. if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman. No man may purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife. It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun. An exception is that light bulbs may be sold. or apprentices on the first day of the week (Sunday) results in a penalty of $5 for the first offense and $10 for the second. However up to 120 men can live together. sport. Riding a horse over any public highway for the purpose of racing. unless you own a private club. Pa. Penalty: $20 to $100 fine. It is legal to beat your wife on a Sunday morning on the steps of the state house. or causing any of the above to be done to or by your children. In Providence. the marriage must take place. or work. This law was made so that the fire department could create a fire brake. It is illegal to give or receive oral sex. even it it is never actually fought. auctioneer. When approaching a four way or blind intersection in a non-horse driven vehicle you must stop 100 ft from the intersection and discharge a firearm into the air to warn horse traffic. Lancaster County: It is illegal to dance in public. No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased. Tarentum: Horses are not to be tied to parking meters. Rhode Island it is illegal to keep a flock of chickens in your motorhome if you live in a trailer park. or recreation. dishwashers and microwave ovens are not specifically mentioned. business. a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land. or with the clutch disengaged. In South Carolina. You may not sing in the bathtub. On Hilton Head Island. gardens. In South Carolina you can be fined for not denouncing "the evils of intemperance" on the fourth Friday of every October. corder of wood. This state still prohibits unmarried people from having sex under any circumstances. In Philadelphia. Fortune tellers are required to obtain a special permit from the state. By law. Penalty: Imprisonment for one to seven years. It is illegal to communicate with a woman using obscene messages. It is illegal to challenge someone to a duel. It's a misdemeanor to keep more than 11 inoperable vehicles in front of a house. the lovers are both fined only 10 dollars West Warwick It is illegal to use water on even-numbered days for the sole purpose of watering plants.In Hazelton.

Tenn. In Mesquite. it is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it. phallic shaped. In Kingsville. Temple: No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square. all businesses must have a "hitching post. killing or in any way destroying a proud bitch that is running at large shall not be held liable for the damages due to such killing or destruction. railroad depots. waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden. In Houston you cannot buy beer after midnight on Sunday. but you must have the wipers. El Paso: Churches. If you went to church in Texas years back.South Dakota In hotels in Sioux Falls. In Tennessee it is illegal to use a lasso to catch fish. you'd better be recognized. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds! In South Dakota it is illegal to try to convince a pacifist to renounce his beliefs by threatening to arm-wrestle him. Memphis: It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM. and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed." Galveston: It is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon on Sundays. All pie must be eaten on the premises. In Alamo a person found intoxicated must be given a large dose of castor oil by a local doctor. An old law made it illegal to go to church in disguise. In Lefors. Texarkana: Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights. San Antonio: It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands. You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile. Texas it is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer at any time while standing. Beaumont: Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University. feather dusters. markets. It is illegal to have anything protruding from your bumper unless it is attached with a chain It is illegal to milk another person's cow. sixteen-year old divorced girls are prohibited from talking about sex during high school extracurricular activities. In Texas." Texas A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit. Richardson: It is now illegal to place a "for sale" sign on a car if it visible from the street.. Houston: Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday. In Texas any artificial constructed underwater barrier reefs must come with an instruction booklet. Oneida: An ordinance forbids anyone to sing the song "It Ain't Goin' To Rain No Mo'. every room is required to have twin beds. It is legal for the blind to go hunting as long as they have someone with them who isn't blind. Texas law forbids anyone to have a pair of pliers in his possession. Austin: Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket. Fine of 100 dollars. The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.and failure to gulp it down will result in a fine. but it may be purchased on Monday. Nashville: Males may not be sexually aroused in public. Jasper: Dogs must be on a leash at ALL times. It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway. It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo.. stores. In Memphis. and saloons are required to provide spittoons "of a kind and number to efficiently contain expectorations into them. Stealing a horse is punishable by hanging. You don't need a windshield. there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property. In Corpus Christie it is illegal to raise alligators in your home. Port Arthur: Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator. It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday. Movies that show police officers being struck. a slingshot used to be classified by law as a deadly weapon. Borger: It is against the law to throw confetti. It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer.. It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. beaten. rubber balls. Fayette County: You may not have more than five inoperable vehicles on a piece of property. Any person crippling." Lexington: No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk. It is legal to gather and consume road kill It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM. It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. but you can buy it on Monday. whips or quirts (riding crop). Hollow logs may not be sold. More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel. Panhandlers must first obtain a $10 permit before begging on the streets of downtown Memphis. Lubbock County: It is illegal to drive within an arm's length of alcohol . Texas it is illegal for kids to have unusual haircuts. Abilene: It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing. Clarendon: It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster. In Jonesboro. It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish. Knoxville: In front of their buildings. . Spitting on the sidewalk is prohibited. Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot. Driving is not to be done while asleep. You can ride your horse in the saloon. halls of assembly. In Dallas County it is illegal to own any realistic looking. A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice. Dyersburg: It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date. hotels. Dallas: It's illegal to possess realistic dildos.including alcohol in someone else's blood stream. It is illegal to do "U Turns". And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. Tennessee "Crimes against nature" are prohibited. banking rooms. It is illegal to have an open container in a car. either orally or in writing. and explosive firecrackers of any kind. personal massager more than one foot in length.

and you might be looking at a $200 fine. Salt Lake City: No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin. No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call. it's illegal to "spit. A Utah legislator proposed a resolution urging that each TV weather person be required to provide an ice cream cone to every member of the state House of Representatives whenever the forecast was wrong." A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.There is an old law in Texas that states you are unable to tuck your pants into one boot unless you own ten or more cattle. Washington "It shall be unlawful for a candidate for office or for nomination thereto whose name appears upon the ballot at any election to give to or purchase for another person. Women must wear a corset after sundown and be in the company of male chaperone. There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates. In Richmond. Tobacco and Firearms (BAFT) bans the word "refreshing" to describe any alcohol beverage. one may not have sex in any position other than missionary. "An Act to Prevent Corrupt Practices or Bribery by Any Person Other Than a Candidate. the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. Trout Creek: Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches. it is illegal for him to have sexual relations. In Monroe. All motor vehicles must be preceded by a man carrying a red flag (daytime) or a red lantern (nighttime) fifty feet in front of said vehicle.. Virginia. In Radford. An old Washington law sent duelists to jail for ten years. It is illegal to deny the existence of God. The Bureau of Alcohol. It is illegal to use profanity on Atlantic Avenue or the boardwalk." There was once a law in Salem Virginia that made it illegal to leave home without knowing where you were going." As in many towns. have for years prohibited peddlers from using the telephone to either sell things or raise funds. Virginia An old Virginia law was titled. It is illegal not to drink milk. loogie. Va. saliva or any form of saliva or sputum.. you must buy a license for 93 cents to sell song books on the street. expectorate or deposit any sputum. Swearing at someone over the phone in virginia is punishable by a $100 fine. assuming they didn't lose the duel. A man may face 60 days in jail for patting a woman's derriere. Virginia it is illegal to flip a coin in any eating establishment to determine who buys a cup of coffee. The resolution failed. wine etc. Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars. You cannot buy hardware of any kind on Sunday. malicious or grossly negligent. puke or urinate on the streets. Apparently if you have a good job and stable home life. You can be legally married by publicly introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times. You cannot sell lettuce on Sunday. In Vermont. Culpeper: No one may wash a mule on the sidewalk. Va. Police radar detectors are illegal. Kaysville: You must have identification to enter a convenience store after dark. Norfolk: Spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated. In addition to normal charges. Perhaps anticipating telemarketing. It is against the law to fish from horseback. it's O. Victoria: It is illegal to skate down the sidewalk of Main Street. perhaps on First Amendment grounds. Va. It is illegal to tickle women. VA you are not allowed to spit." In Newport it's against the law to tickle a girl under her chin with a feather duster in order to get her attention. It is also unlawful to drive by the same place within 30 minutes on Atlantic Avenue. Virginia Beach: It is illegal for a person to ride on the handlebars of a bike. but you can sell beer. You may not work on Sunday. It's against the law in Vermont for vagrants to procure food by force. reckless. In Norfolk a woman can't go out without wearing a corset. Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on. it's illegal to imitate a police whistle. A proposed Washington law protects sports referees from civil suit unless their actions were "willful. In Vermont it is illegal to paint landscapes in times of war. Va.. any liquor in or upon any premises licensed by the state for the sale of any such liquor by the drink during the hours that the polls are open on the day of such election. wanton. In Richmond. but the person who is driving your car is intoxicated." . A Virginia law requires all bathtubs to be kept out in the yards. the town fathers of Albany. If you are intoxicated but not driving your car. not a member of his or her family. Richmond: It is illegal to flip a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for a coffee.The man does not receive any punishment.K.. not inside the houses." All lollipops are banned. Birds have the right of way on all highways. In Christiansburg. Call a Vermont court a "kangaroo court" or some similar moniker. Barre All residents shall bathe every Saturday night. you need a permit to run a barbershop in Christiansburg. Lebanon: It is illegal to kick your wife out of bed. Logan: Women may not swear. Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited. Vermont At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole. It is illegal to defame a court. Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine. If one is not married. both you and the driver can be charged with DUI in Virginia Beach. Va. It is considered an offense to hunt whales. Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween. In Christiansburg. women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth. daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor. to procure food by force. Utah A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence. But the wording of the town's law indicates that the permit will be revoked if you're caught operating without a permit.

Everett: It is illegal to display a hypnotized or allegedly hypnotized person in a store window. Seattle: Women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term. in any location .. No one may set fire to another person's property without prior permission. . It is against the law to play a flute and drums on the streets to attract attention. It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep. Washington. Nicholas County: No member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service. Wyoming Cheyenne Citizens may not take showers on Wednesdays. rolling or crawling. In Electric City. A person may be jailed for up to six months for making fun of someone who does not accept a challenge. even on a leash. In Washington state it's illegal to sleep in an outhouse without the owner's permission. In Wyoming it is illegal to tattoo a horse with the intent of making it unrecognizable to its owner. it is legal for one to take roadkill home for dinner It is against the law for men to have sex with any animal over 40 pounds in weight. It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag. It is illegal to carry a fishbowl or aquarium onto a bus because the sound of the water sloshing may disturb other passengers. Condoms were considered an obscene article and had to hidden behind the pharmacist's counter." Milwaukee: An old ordinance forbids parking for over two hours unless a horse is tied to the car. This law came to pass after the speaker of the state House of Representatives raced to an all-pay facility without a dime. Citizens may not murder their enemies. Washington state doesn't allow fake wrestling. No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions. West Virginia According to the state constitution. You must manually flush all urinals in a building. it is illegal to "keep. W.. The state of Washington doesn't allow marathon dancing--or marathon skipping. until quite recently. Lynden: Dancing and drinking may not occur at the same establishment. It is illegal to cut a woman's hair. In West Virginia it is illegal to dig for ginseng on your neighbor's lawn without their permission. anything whatsoever in which flies or rats may breed or multiply. all yellow butter substitute is banned." In Olympia. If you wear a hat inside a theater. it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length. regardless of age or marital status. If one is thought of as offensive looking. it is unlawful for anyone to own a red or a black flag. Washington. . State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese. women are not allowed to wear anything red in public. . it used to be illegal to interrupt a religious meeting by having a horse race. or permit to remain. In Washington state. In Nicholas County. In Washington it's illegal to pretend you're the child of a rich person and entitled to his estate. Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present. Wash. minors are prohibited from frequenting pool halls. In Washington state it's illegal for a candidate to buy anyone a drink on Election Day. sliding. to ride an ugly horse." When a railroad passes within 1 mile of a community of 100 or more people in it. In Spokane. any restroom with pay toilets has to have an equal number of free toilets. Alderson: One may not walk a lion. It is illegal to snooze on a train. He was quoted as saying. you may be fined. In West Virginia. In Washington state it's illegal to sell to minors comics that might incite them to violence or depraved or immoral acts. In Wisconsin you are allowed to marry your house. margarine was illegal. Waldron Island: No structure shall contain more than two toilets that use potable water for flushing. You cannot "worry a squirrel. anyone under the age of 18 must have parental permission to throw a tear gas canister. may face up to five years in jail. Wisconsin As people used to smuggle it in from Illinois. no member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humerous stories from the pulpit during a church service.. La Crosse: It is illegal to play checkers in public. In the state of Washington it's illegal to catch a fish by throwing a rock at it. It is illegal to display an unclothed mannequin in a store window. You are not allowed to breast feed in public. WA. it is illegal for him to be in public during the day. they must build a station and stop there regularly to pick up and drop off passengers. tiger or leopard. Croix. it's illegal for the honey to be labeled as having come from one type of flower. Cheese making requires a cheese maker's license. Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker's license. It is illegal to kiss on a train.Auburn: Men who deflower virgins. Next time you start a riot in Wisconsin remember that it i illegal to use a laser pointer to do so. At one time. gliding. you could have been fined up to $500 for removing or defacing the label on a pillow. "I'm going to save the buttocks of a few juveniles. It's illegal in Wilbur. A Washington state law offers the presumption that youngsters will read comic books. If the honey you are eating in Seattle is a blend of honey from or more types of flowers. You need a license to sell condoms in Washington state. Va. In St. A Wisconsin legislator recently introduced a bill making it illegal to tattoo someone under the age of 18. Wash. Huntington: Firemen may not whistle or flirt at any woman passing a firehouse. Bremerton: You may not shuck peanuts on the street. Wisconsin law provides for a fine of $2 to $20 for anyone under age 17 caught jumping onto a railroad car while the train is in motion." Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons. Under the law of the state of Washington. In Seattle. In Washington. A person may not hold public office if they have ever taken part in a duel. Racine: Women may not walk down a public street at night without being accompanied by a man. It is illegal to spit on any sidewalk which women may walk down.

It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking. . You may not take a picture of a rabbit during the month of June. It is illegal to wear a hat that obstructs people's view in a public theater or place of amusement.