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The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can‟t do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can‟t. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you‟ll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can‟t bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?

I think we‟ve all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.

Well Mr. Turner, I‟ve changed me mind. If you spring me from this cell, I swear on pain of death, I shall take you to the Black Pearl and your bonnie lass. Do we have an accord?

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“The Immortal Captain Jack Sparrow.” It has such a lovely ring to it… A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around Worry about your own fortunes gentlemen. The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers.

When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I‟m Captain Jack Sparrow.

You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You‟re not a eunuch are you?

Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.

Of the two of us I am the only one who hasn‟t committed mutiny, therefore my word is the one we‟ll be trusting. Although, I suppose I should be thanking you because in fact, if you hadn‟t betrayed me and left me to die, I would have an equal share in that curse same as you.

Me? I‟m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It‟s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they‟re going to do something incredibly… stupid.

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Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate. Well, yes mate. See, I‟m dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be

 When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land.  Worry about your own fortunes gentlemen. And you get to die for her. But pirate is in your blood. If you spring me from this cell. I shall take you to the Black Pearl and your bonnie lass. Seeing as there‟s two of us. Spiritually. I‟ve changed me mind. You and your mates return to the Dauntless and blast the bejesus out of them with your little cannons. and are otherwise incapable of wooing said . The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can‟t do. She‟s all set to marry Norrington. eh? What do you have to lose?  She‟s safe. Know that. I can let you drown. you forgot one very important thing. mate: I‟m Captain Jack Sparrow. because you never know when they‟re going to do something incredibly… stupid.     You can keep doing that forever. a woman. Do we have an accord?  Not if you‟re the one doing the ambushing. grammatically. who is in fact. so you‟ll have to square with that some day. you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can‟t. just like she promised. Elizabeth. I‟m sorry… Will… n ice hat. Elizabeth… it would never have worked between us darling. boy. ecumenically. And me.  You need to find yourself a girl mate. I go in and convince Barbossa to send his men out with their little boats. the dog is NEVER going to move. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one.dishonest. of course. but I can‟t bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies. for example. I swear on pain of death. The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers. can you sail under the command of a pirate. The last time you left me a pistol with one shot.   Friends… This is the day that you will ALWAYS remember as the day that you… Well Mr. It‟s the honest ones you need to watch out for. For instance. Honestly. just like you promised.   I want you to know that I was rooting for you. So we‟re all men of our word really… except for. or can you not?  I think we‟ve all arrived at a very special place. Turner. a gentleman would give us a pair of pistols. just like I promised. savvy? So.

I expect to leave you standing on some beach with absolutely no name at all. we‟re just haggling over price. former Commodore. And did I happen to mention… he‟s in love? With a girl. I would have an equal share in that curse same as you. William. Now. I suppose I should be thanking you because in fact. heroic – terrific soprano. if you hadn‟t betrayed me and left me to die. the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.    Dirt. you slimy git? Look what I got I got a jar of dirt.strumpet. You‟re not a eunuch are you?  Fortunately.  Ah-ha! So.  No. The key.   You mistrust me? Listen. Betrothed. if you please. trust me. you can mistrust him.  No. watching me sail away on my ship and then I‟ll shout t he name back to you. Because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and/or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your bonny lass. Worth at least four… maybe three and a half. shall we? Who was it hat. Where is it? Where is the thump-thump? I have every faith in your reconciliatory navigational skills. ol‟ what‟s-er-face. Let us examine that claim for a moment. Dividing him from her and her from him would only be . the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. eh? Now. Master Gibbs. Due to be married. we‟ve established my proposal as sound in principle. „Cause if Jones is dead. Although. eh? So whose fault is it *really* that you‟ve ended up a rum-pot deckhand what takes orders from pirates?  Have you not met Will Turner? He‟s noble. Savvy?  Of the two of us I am the only one who hasn‟t committed mutiny. saw fit to free said pirate and take your dearly beloved all to hisself. *You* want you to find this. at the very moment you had a notorious pirate safely behind bars. Now where is that monkey? I want to shoot something!    Got it! Come to negotiate. and guess what‟s inside it! Can‟t let you do that. This is a jar of dirt. eh? Have you. I got a jar of dirt. therefore my word is the one we‟ll be trusting. who‟s to call his terrible beastie off the hunt. I know how to counter it.

which we don‟t have.half as cruel as actually allowing them to be joined in holy matrimony. Savvy?  Why should I side with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past… one of you succeeded. traitorous. Have you come because you need my help to sav e a certain distressin‟ damsel? Or… A damsel in distress? Or… whatever…   Send this pestilent. in‟it? Ooor… rather fish nature… So yes… we could hold up here well provisioned and well-armed… and half of us would be dead within the month! Which seems grim to me no matter how you slice it! Or as my colleague so naively suggested. eh?  No. eunich-y. she will show us mercy… I rather doubt it. then I was viciously mutinied upon. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked. the fury the likes of which Hell hath no? We cannot. Everything‟s gone to pot! . we can release Calypso. Shall we seal it in blood… I mean… ink?     Technically. you tell me somethin‟. I was only captain for two years. Snip snip. forget our dear friends the cuttlefish… bind them up together and they‟ll devour themselves without a single thought… Human nature. and fierce and huge-ish and gone.  Now. Can we just ignore that she is a woman scorned. and I cannot believe the words that are coming out of me mouth… Captain Swann. If we don‟t have the key. we are left with but one option.  I leave you people alone for just a minute and look what happens. we can‟t open whatever we dont‟ have that it unlocks. Why is it gone?  Why would he do that? Because he‟s a lummox. yeasty codpiece to the brig. And so. cow-hearted. I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by. isn‟t he? Well we shall have a magnificent garden party and not invite him!  And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. My vessel is magnificent. Lum se se. Will. without first having found the key what unlocks it? 
 Yep! I‟m good wiv it. dear friends. Cuttlefish… eh… let us not. and God-willing. This is not my vessel. I agree with.

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