Grumpy Cat

would like to thank . . .
Bryan Bundesen
Tabatha Bundesen
Ben Lashes
Kia Kamran
Emilie Sandoz
Kelly Abeln
Pokey
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Cactus

NO ON E .

A G r u m py
Introduction
how I got to be as grumpy as
I get a lot of questions about
e answer: you have until the
I am. I give everyone the sam
claws come out.
count of three to leave, or the
es from inside—you have to
You see, true grumpiness com
like
n if you weren’t born with it
feel it down to your core. Eve
elop a grumpy mindset. This
me, however, you can still dev
t.
book will help you achieve tha
dream of a world in which
Why help you? Here’s why: I
corner, occasionally emerging
everyone sulks in their own
l disgust for everything around
to judge one another and fee
them.

tips on how to be grumpy,
Within these pages, you’ll find
), and activities, games, and
a tour of my life (for inspiration
od.
more to get you in a bad mo
me alone.
Hopefully, you’ll finally leave
INS INC ERE LY,

G RU M P Y CAT

IT’S NOT ME

IT’S YOU

Forecast for
Your Life
NOW THAT YOU HAVE THIS BOOK,
things are going to start looking down for you right
away. Here’s the forecast for the rest of your life. No
matter what the weather is outside, this is what it will
be in your heart.

TODAY
TODAY

TOMORROW

TODAY
THE DAY

AFTER THAT

THE NEXT
DAY

TODAY
THE REST
OF TIME

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