ARE YOU SHY? (craigsd) Are you guys shy?

I've been standing here talking to my friend for like 5 minutes now and you still haven't said 'hi".
COLOGNE OPENER (MM) In a mall put on a different cologne on each wrist and ask girls which one smells better on you. Go back and forth several times between arms and make cute faces when you do. Have something queued up and ready to go immediately afterwards. COMPLIMENT OPENER Compliment her on something she's wearing or her hair or just style in general. The trick is compliment openers are to never compliment her on her physical beauty. -You have an incredibly energy about you -You have an artless grace -That's an incredible whatever-x accessory/garment

DIRECT OPENERS Then just walk over and say, "Hi... you look like someone I want to meet."
Can I ask you a quick question?(Sure) Are you single?etc. (I have a lot of successes with these on girls that are HB7 and lower or older women)

DON'T TOUCH ME (David D.) When a girl bumps into you in a crowded club tap her on the shoulder and say "don't touch me" . have something to immediately follow up with.
FASHION TIP (Kooper) I think this is highly underrated. Just go up and just tell them how they would look EVEN BETTER to you. "Wear your hair open", "open that up one more button", or just fix their clothes. tell her what would look amazing on her. Train your eye to look for imperfections and what to do against them. For the clueless, get twodozen model magazines and look through the pictures SEVERAL times so you get some idea. Try to make up negs for these girls and point out what would look better on them (the model magazine idea is cro_badboys) This sets an interesting frame. first of all, you are teaching her how to please you, if she reacts well, praise her for being a good puppy. Second, it is obvious that you are the prize, that you have standards and that you know what you want. Women love the idea of seducing you, you just gotta teach them HOW and they will comply. This is *not* delivered playful or c&f or anything, just a genuine comment. From there, it's easy to launch right into a routine (for example you can talk about what and how much clothes say about people and cold-read her right there. whatever you want.) JEALOUS GIRLFRIEND (Style) "Hey guys, I need a female perspective on something. This'll only take a minute. My roommate's girlfriend just found a shoebox he keeps hidden in a dresser drawer, and she's really upset about it. It's nothing bad, just pictures of him and ex-girlfriends on vacation and old love letters he got in high school and stuff. But for some reason his girlfriend is freaking out about this and wants him to get rid of it or she's threatening to break up with him. Is this normal female behavior?" So now she wants him to burn the box or she's leaving him, isn't that fucked up??

(girls get ridiculously into this opener and it helps if you tease them for it) KINO OPENERS (TylerDurden) Pushing girls, grabbing drinks out of their hands, lightly hip checking them, snapping bra straps, grabbing hats off heads, poke her, tap the opposite shoulder, etc.(these require no memorization are easy for newbies) NEVER BE COUPLE (ijjjji, TD) "Aww - you are soo cute.. but you make me SO SAD! (HB:WHY?) (pause with puppy dog face) Cos we could NEVER EVER be a couple! (HB:WHYYY???) Nooo.. we are too similar.. IMAGINE, we would be SO IN LOVE.. and the next moment, we would be fighting and screaming and throwing things.. and then we would have HOT MAKE UP SEX all over the place.. and then fight, makeup sex, fight, make up sex.. after a week we would both be in psychiatric care due to emotional drainage!"

SINCERE COMPLIMENT (Papa) Papa: Hey...are you someone confident to accept a sincere compliment?!!! Hot Aussie Chick: Hee...hee. Sure. Papa: Cooool. Me too!! Hey, you go first. [pointing back to me] Fire away. Hot Aussie Chick: Haha + {compliment on Papa's clothes or sense of humor} or Haha + {cummon face} Papa: [if not complimented] Just kidding...[if complimented, skip the just kidding] Actually, I came over here cuz you looked like [compliment +mini cold read]. Here's an example of one of dozens of approaches (even stopping mobile targets with the boomerang effect body language, credit Tyler D). Papa: Hey...are you someone confident to accept a sincere compliment? Hot Aussie Chick: Sure. [smile] Papa: Me too. Fire away. Hot Aussie Chick: Haha. Well, I like your jacket. Papa: Ahh. You Aussie chicks rock. You know, I just had to stop you cuz you looked like someone interesting to talk to as you look so chill and calm, and someone just had to come over and enjoy the view of the pier and opera house with you. I'm Papa. Hot Aussie Chick: Hi. [handshake] I'm [Chick's Name] This kind of direct approach opened consistently and the game played out well because I'd continue from there with lots of ball-busting, playful kino, and conveyed a lot of fun. Most of the time, I didn't get compliments from the girls, but I'd get something like this rolling: Papa: [credit RJ, Style, and Playboy to helping to create this opener] Excuse me...are you someone confident enough to accept a compliment from a complete stranger. TEXT MESSAGE BREAK-UP (LXSarging) Is it OK to breakup with someone with a text message? (Then make up a good back-story for this) WHO LIES MORE (Chris Rock version) Hey guys, I need a female opinion. who lies more Guys or Girls??.......... The way I see it girls the tell the small lies like "you're ass doesn't look fat in those pants" but girls. they tell the big ones... like... "Its your baby!"

 "Hey, are you good at accepting compliments from complete strangers?" (yeah) "Sweet, me too. You go first, compliment me." (Girl checking makeup in the mirror) " Don't worry, it doesn't look THAT bad!" "You're kinda CUTEI think that you'll make a NICE new GIRLFRIEND! Hey WAITI need a girl who can cookyou can't?? OK, we're broken up Actually wait, you DO smell goodvery alluringactually WAIT!! I'm allergic to that perfume Oh man, we are SOOOO broken up!" (In rain, walk up next to her and put umbrella over both of you) "Here, have some coverage.Hey, I just saved your bad hair day from getting worse, you owe me! Give me your number." (In a clothing store, sales girl walks up and says "Can I help you?") "Wow, this new cologne must be working... Every time I walk into a store a woman comes up to me and says Hi." She's digging through her purse: "It looks like you're trying to steal from that purse. I'll have to have you arrested/ thrown out of the club." if se wearning one-sided long-sleeve tops: "Oh my God! Your shirt is missing a sleeve. It looks like you were taken down by a police dog!" or "You POOR THING! You're too poor to afford the FULL shirt! We gotta get you a real shirt! Come on I'm taking you shopping at Wal-Mart" (grab arm) "Hey, those are nice shoes. (pause) Some homeless kid must be running around barefoot right now!" (Bumps into you) "Hey WHOA...hands off the merchandise!" (pause) "You know what, you're cute, I changed my mind...just don't touch the hot spots, OK? Try to control yourself until we get to know each other a little more" . (Bumps into you and says sorry) "It's ok. I know you were just trying to pick me up. You know, if you want to meet me all you have to do is say hiyou don't have to physically hit me." (haha) (Woman walking behind you or standing behind you) "Hey are you staring at my ass??"

(If shes giving you eye contact.)

Dont look at me like that or Ill fall in love. If youre going to look at me like that, you should at least talk to me. " Don't waste all that good eye contact! Stop and talk to me." "Hi, I just couldn't help noticing you(pause)... STARING at me!" (let sink in) " Do you always maintain such strong eye contact? Or only with guys like me that you can't help it with?" "Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?"

COCKY AND FUNNY

How to Create Cocky Comedy The Formula? Just think of an arrogant comment, then make it funny Cocky Comedy is about being a little too confident while at the same time making people laugh. I'm not suggesting arrogance as a way to attract women... what I'm saying is that it's very attractive to be cocky and funny at the same time. For instance: It's not cool to say "that guy over there is ugly"... but it might be cool to say "that guy over there looks like he fell off the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down, then gnawed on the root..." Using humor is golden. "If you get em laughing, the rest is easy". The best approach is using humor combined with a bit of cockiness, to flirt with them while teasing them. This sends all the right signals. In effect, it tells a woman, "I'm not intimidated by you and your beauty doesn't scare me. In fact, I'm so comfortable around you that I can even make fun of you in a friendly way." Although David DeAngelo recommends keeping a serious face while doing C&F, I've found that a slight hint of sarcasm and a smirk along with the comment has more of an impact. It also makes you look like you're playful, and it doesn't paint you as an a**hole. A universal way to open by flirting is to say, You know what they say about women who and then DONT TELL HER. Just look at her in a knowing way. "So what's with the big purse? Are you carrying a gun in there?" If shes wearing tall heels, say: "Those are some pretty tall shoes,what are you,like 140, without them?"

 "So are you from around here?" "People around here are boring, are you bored?" " Hey, you're kinda cute for a short girl" " My lips are registered weapons." Tells you about a club or hangout she goes to: " It can't be that cool" (why not?) "Because I've never heard of it". (with women at work or women working somewhere) "How can you possibly get any work done when you're flirting with me all the time? I know I'm a stud and all but if you lose your job, don't think I'm going to support you!" (If she makes fun of herself) Her: " I'm such a retard" or "My hair looks awful" or " My lipstick doesn't look good does it?" You: " Well, I didn't want to say anything!" Her: " My hair looks bad doesn't it?" You: " You can say that again!" (with a playful tone) " I have to go and get ready." (where are you going?) " You're taking me for a drink" . Her: "Does my hair look better up or down?" You: " It looks bad both ways" Her: "HEY!" *punch* etc..

(How's your love life?) "Have you ever heard of James Bond? You get the idea."

(Goes to hug you) " Look at you, you're all over me!"

" I know you want me for my sexy body, but I'm tired of feeling like just an object to women. "Look how happy you are to (hear from/ see/ be with) me! You LOVE me!" "I could marry a woman like you." (really?) "I'd divorce you a week later and take half your money." Hey, I've seen you at __________ ) "Oh, so you were checking me out then?"

Masturbating In The Shower YOU: Did you know that 93% of girls masturbate in the shower? HER: No

YOU: Its true- the other 7% sing HER: Oh really? YOU: Do you know what they sing? HER: No, what? YOU: Oh, you must be one of the 93% of girls that masturbates then HER: (Laughs)

HAVE BOYFRIEND RESPOND

She: Sorry, but I have a boyfriend. You: Laughing Hey, I just met you and you are already telling me about your problems? ---(Girls talk about topic. Go into your next routine.) She: I have a boyfriend. Me: That's nice so anyway She:"I have a boyfriend"- Her (in a defensive way) You: "Wow, I'm sorry, you must have thought that I was hitting on you. I was actually just being nice..." She: I have a boyfriend You: Thats good - I'm not really looking for a girlfriend either

C&F Responses to compliments

What to say when she is nervous: "Hey, can you do me a favor?" - You "Um...sure." - Her "Can you smile? It looks good on you." - You " Wow, you're really into me aren't you? " Can't you come back with something more original? " " Look, I'm not like other guys. This compliment thing isn't going to get you anywhere." " Already starting with the compliments, huh? " I'm not giving you my phone number, so just stop with the compliments." " Come on, can't you at least think of something original to compliment me on?" (Nice shirt/ pants/ etc) " Thanks! Would you like to take it off me?" (You're so .............) " Just giving the public what it wants." " I'm glad you noticed. I realize that this is making you very attracted to me, but please...control yourself." (You have nice muscles) "You know, I'm really tired of you women treating me like some kind of piece of meat. I have feelings too, I'm not just a sex object."

"Caveman" C&F
"Cavemanning" is a form of playful physical teasing. It's basically cocky kinesthetics/ kino. It includes: Giving her a light punch to her arm. If she punches back

"Owwwwww. That's my WEAK arm!!" Throwing her over your shoulder and walking away with her "I'm taking you home, you don't know how to act in public!" If she's getting flustered and asks -"Why I am talking to you??" -"Because you LOVE me!" (blah blah denial) "Of course! I see it in your eyes!" (check her eyes, pull her eyelids down like a doctor) "Yup, it's pretty obvious". "Hey did you know that they say you need 11 hugs a day to stay healthy?"

NEG
Thats lovely long hair are they extensions? I think your hair would look better up/down Nice nails are they acrylic. Oh, well they look good anyway. Awww, how cute, your nose wiggles when you laugh look there it goes again !!! I think I saw you wearing that outfit a few weeks ago I like that skirt, they are very popular these days I like that skirt, Ive seen another girl wearing it tonight as well. Is it from topshop? Those shoes look really comfortable/uncomfortable. Is she always like this ... How do you guys hang with this girl? Um, its too early in our relationship for you to be (doing whatever she was doing) You look like trouble Youre bad girls How short are you? You need to get out more often... I can see you work outoccasionally Whew have you guys been having perfume fights or something? To a girl wearing horizontal stripes is it true vertical stripes make you look thin Oh youre one of THOSE Youre a very pretty girl, BUT.this is London, beauty is very common. A great personalitythats very rare..Great energy, energy Youve got 2 out of 3, thats a great start. She says GET OVER YOURSELF/IT you start laughing, and say "OK, hold on 1 second. (close eyes and concentrate) OK I'm done getting over myself, any other tips for me?