ELECTION NURSERY RHYMES Georgie Porgie, that lovable klutz Drives even fellow Republicans nuts He can't understand

the mess they're in Just keeps on flashing that goofy grin

John Kerry sat on a wall John Kerry had a big fall He called the military dumb Now up his ass he's got their thumb

Hillary Clinton, can you beat their gall? The Republicans are calling you Osama's moll Stick it up their colon They know not what they say After handling Bill, Osama is child's play