Georgie Porgie, that lovable klutz

Drives even fellow Republicans nuts

He can't understand the mess they're in

Just keeps on flashing that goofy grin

John Kerry sat on a wall

John Kerry had a big fall

He called the military dumb

Now up his ass he's got their thumb

Hillary Clinton, can you beat their gall?

The Republicans are calling you Osama's moll

Stick it up their colon

They know not what they say

After handling Bill, Osama is child's play