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Beautiful story..... One afternoon a husband arrived home with sad news for his wife.

HUSBAND: "Dear, I just received a call, mother (mama) passed away. Shall we go to town and get some necessities for the funeral? Please write a list and then we can go." WIFE: A list won't be necessary; we'll just get 2cabbages & 2 litres of cooking oil." HUSBAND: "Is it going to be enough?" WIFE: "No need to waste money, of ...course its going to be enough!" They left for town and after getting two cabbages and 2 litres of cooking oil, the husband asked his wife again if that was all. She emphasized the issue of not wasting money on the funeral. They then hit the road towards the village and where the road branches to different villages, the husband driving, took a turn to his wife's home. WIFE: "Where are we going? I thought you said we are going to the funeral, your mother passed away." HUSBAND: "Yes we are; its YOUR mother who passed away." WIFE (shocked & crying): "But that grocery is not enough! Lets go back and get some more stuff!" HUSBAND: "NO! I asked you over and over if it was all that was needed and you said "yes"; so we are not going back!" MORAL OF THE STORY: Whatever you want done to you, do it to others as well.

A man at work calls home and his 8 years old daughter picks the phone: Hi honey,this is daddy.Is mommy near the phone? No daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul. The little girl quipped. After a brief pause daddy says,But honey you havent got an uncle Paul! Oh yes I do,and he is upstairs in the room with mommy right now. ... Brief pause,Uh okay then,this is what I want you to do:Put the phone down on the table,run upstairs,knock on the bedroom door,and shout to mommy that daddys car has just arrived at the gate.

Ok daddy just a minute.... A while later the little girl comes back to the phone, Done it daddy. "What happened honey? Well, mommy got scared and jumped out of the bed naked,ran round the room screaming,tripped over,and knocked her head on the staircase,now she is not moving at all. What about Uncle Paul? asked Dad. He jumped out the window into the swimming pool,but I guess he didnt know you emptied the water last week.He hit the bottom and I think hes dead. After a really long pause this time...Daddy says,Swimming pool,but we don't have a swimming pool! Is this 486-5731? No,this is 486-5713 Sorry wrong number....!!!!

AMERICAN MOVIES TEACH US: 1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practice Kung Fu. 2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover. 3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote basketball. 4. Aliens have special interest in attacking U.S. .5. U.S is a place where you can meet all mythical creatures like werewolves and vampires. INDIAN MOVIE...S TEACH US: 1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil. 2. While defusing a bomb, do not worry, whichever wire you cut you always choose the right one. 3. A hero will show no pain, while getting beaten up; but will show pain when a girl cleans up his wound. 4. A detective can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty. 5. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the steps.

DO YOU ALWAYS THANK GOD? A man reached 70 years of age and was affected by a disease which

made him unable to urinate. The doctors told him that he needs an operation to cure the disease. He agreed to do the operation as the problem was giving him severe pain for days. When the operation was ... completed the doctor gave him a bill which covered all the costs. After looking at the bill, the man started crying. Upon seeing this, the doctor said "If the cost is too high then we could make some other arrangements for you." The old man replied, "I am not crying because of the money but I am crying because God let me urinate for 70 years and He never sent me a bill!" Have you thanked God for His countless blessings today? If u are ready to thank him, click LIKE and comment THANK YOU GOD

Ant and Grosshopper - Indian Version of story - too good and fact The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs dances plays the summer away. Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.

Indian Version: The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a fool

and laughs dances plays the summer away. Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving. NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so? Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant's house. Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter . Mayawati states this as 'injustice' done on Minorities. Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper. The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the Grasshopper (many promising Heaven & Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance) . Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for 'Bengal Bandh' in West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry. CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and Grasshoppers. Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'. Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the 'Prevention of Terrorism Against Grasshoppers Act'[POTAGA] , with effect from the beginning of the winter.. Arjun Singh makes 'Special Reservation' for Grasshoppers in Educational Institutions in Government Services. The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, it's home is confiscated by the Government and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV, BBC, CNN.

Arundhati Roy calls it 'A Triumph of Justice'. Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice'. CPM calls it the 'Revolutionary Resurgence of the Downtrodden' Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.

Many years later... The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar company in Silicon Valley , 100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere in India , ....AND As a result of losing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the grasshoppers, India is still a developing country...!! must read Ant and Grosshopper - Indian Version of story - too good and fact

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