100 British Phrases 1. Tosser – Idiot 2. Cock-up – Screw up 3. Bloody – Damn 4. Give You A Bell – Call you 5.

Blimey! – My Goodness 6. Wanker – Idiot 7. Gutted – Devastated 8. Bespoke – Custom Made 9. Chuffed – Proud 10. Fancy – Like 11. Sod Off – Piss off 12. Lost the Plot – Gone Crazy 13. Fortnight – Two Weeks 14. Sorted – Arranged 15. Hoover – Vaccum 16. Kip – Sleep or nap 17. Bee’s Knees – Awesome 18. Know Your Onions – Knowledgeable 19. Dodgy – Suspicious 20. Wonky – Not right 21. Wicked – Cool! 22. Whinge – Whine 23. Tad – Little bit 24. Tenner – £10 25. Fiver – £5 26. Skive – Lazy or avoid doing something 27. Toff – Upper Class Person 28. Punter – Customer/Prostitute’s Client 29. Scouser – Someone from Liverpool 30. Quid – £ 31. Taking the Piss – Screwing around32. Pissed – Drunk 33. Loo – Toilet 34. Nicked – Stolen 35. Nutter – Crazy Person 36. Knackered – Tired 37. Gobsmacked – Amazed 38. Dog’s Bollocks – Awesome 39. Chap – Male or friend 40. Bugger – Jerk 41. Bog Roll – Toilet Paper 42. Bob’s Your Uncle – There you go! 43. Anti-Clockwise – We Say Counter Clockwise 44. C of E – Church of England 45. Pants – Panties 46. Throw a Spanner in the Works – Screw up 47. Zed – We say ZZZZZZZ 48. Absobloodylootely – YES! 49. Nosh – Food 50. One Off – One time only 51. Shambles – Mess 52. Arse-over-tit – Fall over

Bollocks – Balls 71. Plastered – Drunk 89. Chips – French Fries 76. Meat and Two Veg – Genitalia 90. Twigs & Berries – Genitalia 69. Stag Night – Bachelor Party 95. Anorak – A person weirdly interested in something 83. On the Pull – Looking for sex 57. Smeg – From Red Dwarf 81. Uni – College/University 79. Rubbish – Garbage or ‘That’s crap!’ . John Thomas – Penis 88. Ponce – Poser 72. Don’t Get Your Knickers in a Twist – Don’t Get worked up 73. BellEnd – Penis 99. Plonker – Idiot 97. Knob Head – Idiot/Dickhead 91. Horses for Courses – Won’t work for someone else 87. Fanny – Vagina 70. It`s monkeys outside – it is very cold 94. I’m Off to Bedfordshire – Going to bed 85. Her Majesty’s Pleasure – To be in prison 86. Bits ‘n Bobs – Various things 82. The Telly – Television 74. Chav – White trash 93. Strawberry Creams – Breasts 66. Arse – Ass 65. Gentleman Sausage – Penis 68. Ace – Cool! 96. Made Redundant – Fired from a job 58. Easy Peasy – Easy 59. Brilliant! – Great! 54. See a Man About a Dog – Do a deal or take a dump 60. Shag – Screw 67. Shambles – bad shape/plan gone wrong 84. Up for it – Willing to have sex 56. Chat Up – Flirt 63. Fit – Hot 64. Bangers – Sausage 75. Blighty – Britain 100.53. DIY – Do It Yourself home improvements 62. Daft Cow – Idiot 77. Do – Party 78. Starkers – Naked 80. Knob – Penis 92. Dog’s Dinner – Dressed Nicely 55. Dobber – Penis 98. Up the Duff – Pregnant 61.

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