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Mr Odd Vagina

Matthew Lee Knowles


May 2009
Hap-
Hap-pened Responsi-
Responsi-bilities
bilities Remem-
Remem-ber Tomor-
Tomor-row
Flat-
Flat-mates Video-
Video-cameras Set-
Set-tled Obsessive-
Obsessive-compulsive
Design-
Design-ers Cock-
Cock-tails Upon-
Upon-tweed Contain-
Contain-ing
On-
On-the Some-
Some-how Pic-
Pic-ture Out-
Out-side
One-
One-person Depart-
Depart-ment
ment Rig-
Rig-orously Pro-
Pro-grammed
I-wasn’t Camera-
Camera-had Interna-
Interna-tional Well-
Well-thumbed
Liv-
Liv-ing Will-
Will-ingly Bat-
Bat-tered Anticipa-
Anticipa-tion
Mak-
Mak-ing For-
For-get Pic-
Pic-turesque Try-
Try-ing
Metro-
Metro-politan Stand-
Stand-ing Hang-
Hang-over Con-
Con-sciousness
Maga-
Maga-zine With-
With-out Man-
Man-agers Encour-
Encour-aging
Who-
Who-ever Con-
Con-sciousness Prop-
Prop-erly
erly Cer-
Cer-tainly
Con-
Con-vinced Think-
Think-ing Club-
Club-house Stu-
Stu-pidity
Flat-
Flat-mates
mates Face-
Face-enough Expla-
Expla-nation Meet-
Meet-ing
Men-
Men-tion Min-
Min-utes Hun-
Hun-dreds Plan-
Plan-ning
Pro-
Pro-nounced Com-
om-muters Excite-
Excite-ment Sur-
Sur-prise
Demon-
Demon-strated
strated Nether-
Nether-world First-
First-born Steer-
Steer-ing
Digni-
Digni-taries Hap-
Hap-pening Fic-
Fic-tional Semi-
Semi-detached
Bar-
Bar-man Ter-
Ter-rified Cer-
Cer-tainly Gar-
Gar-den
Any-
Any-ones Some-
Some-how Con-
Con-fusing Per-
Per-haps
Bon-
Bon-gos Unpleas-
Unpleas-antly Any-
Any-where Out-
Out-side
Rep-
Rep-resent Second-
Second-class Manag-
Manag-er Bespec-
Bespec-tacled
Listen-
Listen-ing Mes-
Mes-sage Seem-
Seem-ingly Awk-
Awk-ward
Bed-
Bed-room Fur-
Fur-ther Con-
Con-trolled Infor-
Infor-mation
On-
On-try Over-
Over-excited Dif-
Dif-ficult Ask-
Ask-ing
Bond-
Bond-ing
ing Proba-
Proba-bly Splut-
Splut-ters Fum-
Fum-bling
Down-
Down-stairs Mes-
Mes-sage Utter-
Utter-ly Self-
Self-consciously
Start-
Start-ing Nar-
Nar-row Green-
Green-keeper Any-
Any-one
Fic-
Fic-tion Some-
Some-thing Exhil-
Exhil-aration Amaze-
Amaze-ment
Disappoint-
Disappoint-ment Behav-
Behav-iour Fin-
Fin-gers Man-
Man-age
Book-
Book-shop Mock-
Mock-surprise Souped-
Souped-up Packag-
Packag-ing
I-won’t Pro-
Pro-nouncing Pas-
Pas-senger Writ-
Writ-ten
Differ-
Differ-ent Bet-
Bet-ter Work-
Work-ing Hand-
Hand-set
Non-
Non-sense After-
After-noon Pro-
Pro-duced What-
What-ever
Num-
Num-bers Suspi-
Suspi-cion
cion Ran-
Ran-dom Hav-
Hav-ing
Gen-
Gen-erally Wear-
Wear-ing Bet-
Bet-ter Approxi-
Approxi-mately
Possi-
Possi-bility Resem-
Resem-bled Deter-
Deter-mined Get-
Get-ting
Wolver-
Wolver-hampton Rail-
Rail-way Partic-
Partic-ular Knowl-
Knowl-edge
Gorman-
Gorman-specific Prac-
Prac-tise Hurry-
Hurry-but Revers-
Revers-ing
Enjoy-
Enjoy-able
able Mem-
Mem-bers Histori-
Histori-cal Dri-
Dri-ving
Letter-
Letter-writing Bird-
Bird-song Some-
Some-how Desper-
Desper-ately
Mat-
Mat-ter Distrac-
Distrac-tion The-
The-moment Restau-
Restau-rant
Obvi-
Obvi-ously Late-
Late-afternoon Stick-
Stick-ing Any-
Any-thing
Cata-
Cata-logue Sec-
Sec-ond Inter-
Inter-esting Bliss-
Bliss-fully
Swap-
Swap-ping Antici-
Antici-pation Situa-
Situa-tion Month-
Month-old
Feel-
Feel-ing Other-
Other-wise Defi-
Defi-nitely Month-
Month-old
Ring-
Ring-ing Seri-
Seri-ous Sur-
Sur-rounding More-
More-anxious
Bet-
Bet-ter Under-
Under-stand Anti-
Anti-patriotism Advertis-
Advertis-ing
Tradi
Tradi-tional Stran-
Stran-gers Direc-
Direc-tion Neck-
Neck-lace
Experi-
Experi-ence Any-
Any-thing Obses-
Obses-sions
sions Home-
Home-made
Smok-
Smok-ing Con-
Con-vince Under-
Under-stand Care-
Care-fully
Some-
Some-thing Tem-
Tem-porary Me-
Me-it Docu-
Docu-ments
Should-
Should-ers Sev-
Sev-eral Check-
Check-ing Some-
Some-thing
thing
Suspen-
Suspen-ded Com-
Com-pletely Actu-
Actu-ally Expla-
Expla-nation
Some-
Some-where Fol-
Fol-lowing Know-
Know-ingly Sup-
Sup-posed
Hedge-
Hedge-lined
lined 69-
69-87 Re-
Re-pressed Every-
Every-where
No-
No-where Him-
Him-self Some-
Some-one Dif-
Dif-ferent
Ner-
Ner-vous Won-
Won-dered Sol-
Sol-diers Incred-
Incred-ibly
Prac-
Prac-tising Any-
Any-way Name-
Name-sake’
sake’s Speak-
Speak-ing
Men-
Men-tion Cer-
Cer-tainly Novan-
Novan-tenni Sensa-
Sensa-tion
Did-
Did-n’t Obvi-
Obvi-ously Trav-
Trav-elling Four-
Four-teen
Disap-
Disap-pointment Suc-
Suc-sessfully Threat-
Threat-ening Cross-
Cross-legged
Pre-
Pre-tending Unfa-
Unfa-miliar Photo-
Photo-graphic There-
There-fore
Un-
Un-written Half-
Half-happy Good-
Good-bye Walk-
Walk-ing
Some-
Some-how Fif-
Fif-teenth Sec-
Sec-ond Nearly-
Nearly-made
Dri-
Dri-ver genuine-
genuine-article Enve-
Enve-lope Num-
Num-ber
in scrip-
scrip-tion Stand-
Stand-ing Con-
Con-centration Dash-
Dash-board
Year
Yearn-ing Sar-
Sar-casm Apologeti-
Apologeti-cally Messag-
Messag-ing
Build-
Build-ing Stun-
Stun-ning Photog-
Photog-rapher Immediate-
Immediate-ly
Wear-
Wear-ing Fash-
Fash-ionable Won-
Won-dered Pro-
Pro-ducing
Fashion-
Fashion-able Sta-
Sta-tion Could-
Could-n’t Irrele-
Irrele-vant
Comfort-
Comfort-able Pro-
Pro-vided Charac-
Charac-ter Half-
Half-measures
Col-
Col-lege Break-
Break-fast Would-
Would-n’t With-
With-out
Publish-
Publish-ing Ordi-
Ordi-nary Compro-
Compro-mised Conven-
Conven-tion
Gin-
Gin-ger Con-
Con-tained Differ-
Differ-ent Experi-
Experi-ence
Sit-
Sit-ting Prop-
Prop-erty Chris-
Chris-ten Charcoal-
Charcoal-coloured
Wolver-
Wolver-hampton Block-
Block-ing Child-
Child-ishly Knowl-
Knowl-edge
Back-
Back-pack Hap-
Hap-pened Imag-
Imag-ine Fur-
Fur-ther
Earli-
Earli-er Mix-
Mix-ture Actu-
Actu-ally Ush-
Ush-ered
Point-
Point-less Dif-
Dif-ferent Think-
Think-ing Fit-
Fit-ting
Much-
Much-needeed
needeed Had-
Had-n’t Obvi-
Obvi-ously Sym-
Sym-pathy
Where-
Where-abouts Recom-
Recom-mendation Name-
Name-sakes Competition-
Competition-which
Lung-
Lung-ful Some-
Some-one Deal-
Deal-ings news-
news-paper
Ren-
Ren-dition What-
What-ever Actu-
Actu-ally Docu-
Docu-menting
Name-
Name-sake Fum-
Fum-bled Some-
Some-thing Fascina-
Fascina-ing
Fascinat-
Fascinat-ing Wash-
Wash-ing Despera-
Despera-tion For-
For-gotten
Unwa-
Unwa-vering Real-
Real-ly Mas-
Mas-cara Oper-
Oper-ated
Fris-
Fris-bee Car-
Car-toon Dis-
Dis-plays Cele-
Cele-brate
Accept-
Accept-ing Futur-
Futur-istic Afternoon-
Afternoon-she
she’d Sophisticated-
Sophisticated-a
Foot-
Foot-ball Com-
Com-puters Deci-
Deci-sion Tar-
Tar-get
Try-
Try-ing news-
news-papers
papers Clam-
Clam-bered Hap-
Hap-pened
Deliber-
Deliber-ating Traditional-
Traditional-looking Them-
Them-selves Turn-
Turn-ing
Name-
Name-sake’s Liber-
Liber-ally Lille-
Lille-hammer Scaffold-
Scaffold-ing
With-
With-out Sen-
Sen-tence Protesta-
Protesta-tions Pur-
Pur-poses
Some-
Some-thing Jour-
Jour-nalists Mar-
Mar-quee Show-
Show-ing
Photography-
Photography-loving Sur-
Sur-rounded Mak-
Mak-ing Festi
Festi-val
Meet-
Meet-ing Scan-
Scan-ning T-shirt Pub-
Pub-lic
Fam-
Fam-ily
ily Some-
Some-where Sub-
Sub-titled Con-
Con-fessions
Com-
Com-puter Ven-
Ven-triloquist Some-
Some-thing Under-
Under-stood
stood
Sug-
Sug-gested Mas-
Mas-terpieces Pres-
Pres-sure Some-
Some-thing
Pro-
Pro-fusely All-
All-important Some-
Some-thing Chang-
Chang-ing
Expect-
Expect-ing Car-
Car-ries Nick-
Nick-name Night-
Night-club
Presenta-
Presenta-tion Motor-
Motor-ways Dance-
Dance-floor Sup-
Sup-pose
Audi-
Audi-ence Slip-
Slip-ping Shaw-
Shaw-this Thumbs-
Thumbs-up
To-
To-gether For-
For-ever Wail-
Wail-ings Them-
Them-selves
Birth-
Birth-day Encourag-
Encourag-ing Apprecia-
Apprecia-tion Obvi-
Obvi-ous
Birth-
Birth-day Infor-
Infor-mation
mation Gorman-
Gorman-detective
detective Statisti-
Statisti-cal
Revela
Revela-tion Prob-
Prob-ably Col-
Col-lect Amaz-
Amaz-ing
Sud-
Sud-denly Lunch-
Lunch-time Break-
Break-fast Loca-
Loca-tion
Audi-
Audi-ence Irish-
Irish-American Recog-
Recog-nise Mous-
Mous-taches
Prob-
Prob-ably
ably Sup-
Sup-posed Wait-
Wait-ing Ha-
Ha-mine
Sin-
Sin-cere Enthu-
Enthu-siastic
siastic With-
ith-out Per-
Per-plexed
Birth-
Birth-day Strug-
Strug-gled Terri-
Terri-fied Some-
Some-thing
Pro-
Pro-gramme Eigh-
Eigh-teenth Defi-
Defi-nitely Three-
Three-times
Solu-
Solu-tion Signifi-
Signifi-cant Well-
Well-fed Five-
Five-year
Horri-
Horri-ble Could-
Could-n’t One-
One-not Unnecessari-
Unnecessari-ly
Some-
Some-where Your-
Your-self Some-
Some-time Dublin-
Dublin-was
Sand-
Sand-wiches
wiches Meet-
Meet-ing Hand-
Hand-ed Gorman-
Gorman-hunting
Gorman-
Gorman-hunting WEAR-
WEAR-ING Motor-
Motor-bike Blink-
Blink-ing
Junc-
Junc-tion Heavily-
Heavily-statued Air-
Air-port Try-
Try-ing
Impress-
Impress-sion Personifica-
Personifica-tion Morn-
Morn-ing Coun-
Coun-tries
Enthu-
Enthu-siasm Oper-
Oper-ations Ex-
Ex-audience Good-
Good-natured
Fin-
Fin-ished Misad-
Misad-venture Per-
Per-suading Gorman-
Gorman-both
Self-
Self-centred
centred Cor-
Cor-ner Pro-
Pro-nounced
nounced Hid-
Hid-ing
Wel-
Wel-come Talking-
Talking-abut Tar-
Tar-get For-
For-ward
Every-
Every-day Lips-
Lips-and Pass-
Pass-ports Some-
Some-thing
Con-
Con-coct Pil-
Pil-low With-
With-drawn Noele-
Noele-the
Col-
Col-leag
league Oint-
Oint-ment Some-
Some-thing Deci-
Deci-sion
Photo-
Photo-graphs Fol-
Fol-lowed Cur-
Cur-few Laugh-
Laugh-ing
You-
You-it Pre-
Pre-pared Inter-
Inter-ested Pub-
Pub-lic
Par-
Par-ents Loca-
Loca-tion Fin-
Fin-ished may-
may-be
Disem-
Disem-bodied
bodied Over-
Over-burdened Ner-
Ner-vous Some-
Some-thing
Second-
Second-largest Man-
Man-aged Self-
Self-inflicted Arti-
Arti-cles
Had-
Had-n’t Pass-
Pass-port Will-
Will-ing Sense-
Sense-Jersey
Cele-
Cele-bration Num-
Num-bers Sta-
Sta-tion It-
It-this
Some-
Some-thing Fright-
Fright-ening Heffron-
Heffron-the Num-
Num-ber
Travel-
Travel-ling Anytime-
Anytime-and Cor-
Cor-rectly Mis-
Mis-sion
Tomor-
Tomor-row Tak-
Tak-ing Willy-
Willy-nilly Con-
Con-tracts
Girl-
Girl-friend Terroris-
Terroris-ing Gold-
Gold-tipped Look-
Look-ing
Num-
Num-bers Dead-
Dead-line Con-
Con-centration Coun-
Coun-try
Play-
ay-ing Con-
Con-taining Ques-
Ques-tions Conse-
Conse-quences
Hav-
Hav-ing
Becom-
Becom-ing
Dilut-
Dilut-ing
Differ-
Differ-ent
Fun-
Fun-sized
Fif-
Fif-teen
Comple-
Comple-tion
Name-
Name-sake
Never-
Never-theless
theless
Gorman-
Gorman-were
Con-
Con-tent
Look-
Look-ing
Any-
Any-where
Some-
Some-thing
Interview-
Interview-ing
Let-
Let-ter
Competi-
Competi-tion
Ten-
Ten-ants Dedicated to Dave Gorman and
Mar-
Mar-ket Danny Wallace
Matthew Lee Knowles 2009
Long-
Long-distance

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