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EXERCISE IN FUTILITY

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EXERCISE IN FUTLITY Messages

Sep 29, 2013 2:59pm umm, interesting profile, leads me to believe we might be a match Louis

Sep 29, 2013 3:04pm Why, cause I'm a girl and you are a boy? I don't have shit in my profile...most guys just like pictures...hahaha...

Sep 29, 2013 3:06pm I like moving pictures girl Sep 29, 2013 3:08pm Like movies? What do you do anyway?

Sep 29, 2013 3:10pm for you to find out but you probably don't really care girl Sep 29, 2013 3:11pm Depends really...not into pulling teeth or pervs bugging me

Sep 29, 2013 3:13pm know what you mean, it irritates me too but I'll let you in on a little secret, aww nevermind

Sep 29, 2013 3:21pm I just got an idea, plan an outing for us and make it interesting . . . Sep 29, 2013 3:26pm Hmmm, if I had a dick I would...not my job to ask u out

Sep 29, 2013 3:29pm aww shucks and I'm so ready, I just was saying come up with an idea but I guess imagination is in short supply these days, wanna go somewhere sometime? Sep 29, 2013 3:32pm and I'm a candy ass writer too: http://goo.gl/Uee9ml Sep 29, 2013 3:32pm Oh, I'm bursting w imagination...a professional artist...yes, I pay the mortgage...blah blah....I just feel like it is up to the guy to come up w something other than buy me a Popsicle

Sep 29, 2013 3:33pm I'm more of a tootsie roll kind of guy and by the way I'm in love with Jody Foster but she won't return my calls Sep 29, 2013 3:36pm and before I forget http://youtu.be/RpnIwCEBuFE Sep 29, 2013 3:39pm What is on YouTube ? And I'm in love with Johnny Depp...but who cares, right?

Sep 29, 2013 3:41pm check out the youtube and my writer's link and tell me you're madly in love with me after only a few stupid back and forths . . . girl, at least that's the way it works in the movies if it's a good one Sep 29, 2013 3:43pm Hmmmm.... Is that what you do? Is the little girl with what appears to be the younger you your daughter?

Sep 29, 2013 3:45pm What do you actually look like now? (Without the sunglasses)

Sep 29, 2013 3:48pm and live in the moment girl cause that's all we got http://youtu.be/RA26uXxh5O0 Sep 29, 2013 4:17pm Hmmm...nothing is coming up w most of those links...btw, my ass is made of candy...I am actually a candy a$$

Sep 29, 2013 4:18pm when we meet you'll know me by the guy who comes up from behind and grabs that candy ass boo!!! Sep 29, 2013 4:21pm Hahaha...Why am I going to meet you? Really? Give me a reason. I am not your typical woman and I could teach you a thing or two about what is important in life old man...I have slayed a dragon or two.

Sep 29, 2013 4:23pm first date some where, second date marriage, third date divorce, I can see the writing on the wall already Sep 29, 2013 4:25pm I'm coming in full body armor just in case

Sep 29, 2013 4:26pm and I might be older but my outlook is fresher like in room freshener Sep 29, 2013 4:26pm Oh, nobody tells me what to do and I don't call you until I know more about who you really are. Too much round and round crazy stupid shit here ...I have iron in my belly and feet firmly planted on the ground with a head full of beautiful visions that flow onto canvas...What do you have??? Nonsense or substance? Sep 29, 2013 4:33pm truth or dare time ehh? Sep 29, 2013 4:36pm and I'm outta here for now, you got my number and I know all about artistic vision girl, believe me you, maybe more than you would ever imagine . . . Sep 29, 2013 4:50pm Oooooh,....,, I love truth or dare... I dare you to tell me your name. Also, thanks for changing those words into numbers...that German nun with the mustache would never teach me that...too busy switching that pencil from the left hand to the right...I am blaming being a dumba$$ on her from now on..

Sep 29, 2013 4:53pm Oh, if you are such hot shit why don't you just tell me who you are. Do you actually make a living with your art? I do Mr. Imagination.. Sep 29, 2013 5:07pm ok I'm back and furthermore if your idea of entertainment is watching old reruns of the Jerry Springer show, then we're not a good match and on a side note, do I detect a little bit of that dominatrix thing going on, just a tad? don't be giving out my number to any of your stupid girlfriends neither girl Sep 29, 2013 5:14pm this is called a work in progress which I plan to make lots of bling from: http://goo.gl/y8mbr3 it would be better if you knew me before then cause I wouldn't know you after that, I'd get tired of telling you I told you so, so there and by the way are you the type that wears the dress and the pants in the family? if so umm, just lost my train of thought . . . Sep 29, 2013 5:21pm and did you call me a dumbshit earlier somewhere, I'd do a search on our messaging but there's no search bar . . . Sep 29, 2013 5:25pm you'd better not have the tits of an angel and the ass of a plumber neither girl, FOR REAL!!! Sep 29, 2013 5:25pm You are silly. I don't watch tv btw...too busy. I did not call u a dumbass...you insinuated that I was one I do believe. Hmmm

Sep 29, 2013 5:26pm please refer to previous message then respond Sep 29, 2013 5:27pm wanna play spin the bottle with me some time? Sep 29, 2013 5:28pm What??? Wtf? Who says that shit? I run 3 or 4 times a week and 3 miles ...nice ass and u probably will never see it Sep 29, 2013 5:34pm damn this is the hardest job interview I've ever done, seriously thinking about quitting applying, they all lie through their teeth anyway, just saying Sep 29, 2013 5:37pm Look. I am not they or them...I am me and I do think u are cute, but you could be a stalker or something, so you either tell me who you are or forget it. Sep 29, 2013 5:37pm ok I might as well fess up I'm a standup comedian, problem is my act is so horrible they pay me not to show up Sep 29, 2013 5:40pm Ok ...you have wasted enough of my time...bye Sep 29, 2013 5:42pm ok you might be a stalker too girl and thanks for planting that horrible thought in my mind about you, I'll never look at you the same way and I've never even seen you, the sound of your voice might creep me out

Sep 29, 2013 5:50pm whatever girl . . . and lose the number it's useless now Sep 29, 2013 8:23pm you know, all kidding aside, I've been thinking about how you said I wasted your time and I'm thinking "but she didn't waste mine right?", no it was all about you and figured well she's wound up tight and that's her personality and whoever you've been with before just has to deal with it or get out of your way. I think I nailed it when I said in my profile: "If you haven't been able to hold on to something/someone or it has eluded you for whatever reason but you still want it, good luck with that . . ." Now for being 59, I'm getting hit on in subtle ways wherever I go but I'm real particular about who I'm "wasting" my time with, just like you. And she's gotta have a "rare" combination of intellectualism, subtle intenseness, reasonably attractiveness, in shape, artistry or appreciation of artistic stuff, humor that makes me laugh and/or can laugh with me, probably a degree, literary IQ, a natural unassuming/unpretentious sexiness, empathy, kind heart, you get the picture. Now I get my haircut every 3 weeks and it's called a maintenance cut so I keep the same look all the time and an artistic stylist in Alpharetta does it. Now I just started using him about 4 months ago and that's the line that's most commonly used "where do you get your haircut?" as an opening. whatever but I'm never rude but I don't give out my phone #, usually it's an email if asked. anyways I'm fine and you're ok for what you want to be and whatever and hope you don't bump in to too many like me, I'm on facebook and it's mostly just friends or whatever from my hometown where I grew up and left for college and never returned. It's a small coal mining town and my father was the pediatrician there his whole career, that's how come everybody knows me to this day and that's all I'm gonna say, I've had a great life and feel blessed but I had to move after 27 with my ex and I'm starting a new life. so I've told you more than you care to really know . . . so end of story. For real. And for good.

Sep 29, 2013 9:50pm Wow. That is a lot better. Why couldn't you be more down to Earth in the beginning? Btw, I was at an art show in Indy and the past few hours I have been driving. That is why I didn't respond. I will get back to you once I get to my hotel if you like. Sep 29, 2013 10:14pm my ex wife was an artist in college, almost all media types (but also a very very naive 19 year old who, you could say I raised into a successful and a creative adulthood), that's why I fell in love with her over time but it was not love at first sight (like it almost always was before), she grew on me and had all the qualities and then some I mentioned above, together since 1980, first child '95, 2nd child '96, she was 36 at the time, I was 42, married in 2000, divorced in 2011 but process began in 2008, my book which I told you was a work in process is about the suicide of her brother, an attorney, at the age of 35 in 2002 and the tragic aftermath that resulted which I believe also ended up costing me my marriage and basically everything I had in the world and I mean everything, but I'm not kidding about the book bringing me some measure of literary success, you should look at my first chapter (rough draft of course, it will be edited/revised as I add chapters) it might give you some more insight into who I really am . . . I consider myself to be a complete artist, though not on your level of success, yet guess I'll be getting ready to pack it in for the night and one more thing girl, would a stalker dress like I'm dressed in my profile pic? take care girl, Louis

Sep 29, 2013 10:18pm and by the way, I HAD given up, maybe you should dig my number out of the trash bin, just saying Sep 29, 2013 10:23pm Drvg still Sep 29, 2013 10:31pm don't be looking at the internet girl, it can wait, I want you back safe and sound, and by the way I thought I had fallen victim to the "Domino" effect, I was going to paste the entire thread conversation we had with any personal references (your online name, my phone number, etc,) DELETED of course, cause a lot of people would have found it very entertaining and amusing, esp. when you pulled the plug, ha ha ha I'm outta here for tonite girl, hope you call tonight cause I want to hear the sound of your voice and tell you I'm sorry for coming off like the biggest jackass in the world, which of course I am . . . Louis Sep 30, 2013 6:54am I just looked at our convo this morning....so damn funny! You ARE a jackass and I am not a pushover or a stupid little girl. I am a decent / hard working human being who is very protective of who I give my number to. Anyway, the whole convo is funny as hell....I was getting so frustrated w you .....hahaha. I did antagonize u a bit, but I think u deserved it, right. Today I will be driving bc I just did a show in Indy and I have to rush home to get my child.....You are an attractive man, but quite a handful, don't ya think? Haha

Sep 30, 2013 8:33am Oh, as far as ur utube links, they didn't work, so I was getting frustrated w that too. About me, I am happily divorced two years. I was married to a well educated bum...He sat on the couch feeling sorry for himself the last few years of our marriage while I doubled my art shows to keep us from losing everything. My child would cry when I had to leave and beg me not to go as he just sat there feeling sorry for himself...Anyway, there is more to the story...I was basically busting my ass trying to make everything work as he planned a divorce. Now, he has what he deserves ...not very much. He was a bad man. My Greek Italian father would have beat his ass if he had been alive to see all this....So, I am very protective of myself...for good reason Sep 30, 2013 9:03am Who Makes Seashells Walking on the beach one day My five and four year old in hand She stops for one moment To retrieve a seashell from the sand Daddy who makes seashells? I say God makes seashells For little boys and girls to find But daddy why is God so kind? Many years later My little girls are grown and gone My wife plotted a divorce for money Now she thinks she's won Maybe if to my little girls I had not gone and lied Maybe if I would of said instead Those shells come from a little animal that died

Maybe everything would have turned out different Maybe I wouldn't be blaming God for the pain he sent Maybe the truth would have set us all free Maybe I could have changed the course of history But now I'm left all alone an empty shell Staring at my little girls' big jar full of gathered shells And I wonder to myself about those little animals that died Did they leave anybody behind that cried and cried?
copyright 2011 by JL Vega from the upcoming collection: Livin' Like You Got Salvation

Sep 30, 2013 9:07am I like that very much...running off the road ...might die in a 30 car pile up bc of a jackass....hahahAaaa Sep 30, 2013 12:07pm Ok you are a complete idiot I told you to call me last night And you didnt, even though weve known each other For less than 24 hours, so lose my number (again) Im getting too many hits on my inbox To be spinning my wheels with you And how many stalkers have YOU KNOWN that told you Lose my number (again)? GIRL? Yeah I was in love with you but that lasted all of 5 minutes Cause when I realized you were a user and I was stupidly a taker Well it speaks for itself, fool me once its on me, fool me twice Its on me again, Is that redundant? Whatever Anyways Ill always love you Even though I never met you But remember me on Valentines Day Cause Im sure to forget you by then

FIND YOURSELF ANOTHER BOYTOY!!!

Sep 30, 2013 1:06pm U R ARROGANT AND ABUSIVE!!! Sep 30, 2013 2:30pm god you fall apart so easy girl, that's not good, I just wanted you to know how you made me feel last nite, just yanking your chain, you take everything so dead serious, unwind and just enjoy the moment, life is beautiful . . .and so are you Sep 30, 2013 2:38pm I'm an actor girl, haven't you figured it out, B movie Clooney . . .Tyler Perry is considering using me Sep 30, 2013 2:42pm Just Shoot Me Postman brung me my pills the other day Pills to make me grow in every which way Couldn't wait to go and try them out And I knew exactly who should find out Whispered words of love all in her ear I told her everything she wanted to hear What the hell is that she cried out in pain And what the hell is that big old thing? That's just my love tool what do you mean? And she gave me a look I'd never seen And as I stood there watching her glare I felt myself shrinking under that stare Well so much for that I said to myself Got to get longer lasting pills for my shelf Then I can give her a choice for the night Her being whoever can take it alright

So shoot me I told her I thought it'd be fun And suddenly she whips out a gun If there was any more shrinking to do I prayed for it fast before I was through Indicate precisely what you mean to say That is, for me to go and live another day Never a fast thinker but fast on my feet A fear in the heart that just skipped a beat Ok honey can I get us a drink? Maybe a cigarette what do you think? Shut the fuck up and get back in bed Now that you're normal I want that instead Ok so the moral to my story is Bigger is not better if her you do piss OFF
copyright 2011 by JL Vega From the upcoming collection: Livin' Like You Got Salvation

Sep 30, 2013 2:59pm Hahaha. Sorry I made you feel bad. I just rescued a dog from a gas station. I have to figure out what to do/ what rescue group to contact. Sep 30, 2013 4:10pm Nice poem. I will send you one of my poems later. I have a little girl to tend to and stuff to take care of now that I am home. Btw, I am attracted to you when you actually manage to get your ego out of the way. I have many of the qualities that you are looking for, but my tolerance for bullshit is very low and my compassion is saved for people who don't try to railroad me and actually know how to be a friend first.

Sep 30, 2013 6:30pm I uploaded some old pics of me for you to see...We would have made a cute couple back then when you were probably nicer. Just kidding. Sep 30, 2013 6:30pm you got ego punk'd girl ha ha ha but I'll try to behave myself around you meanwhile see if you can get hold of the movie Jim Carey made called "Me Myself and Irene" cause that's me (and my ego), for real Netflix? torrent? when do I get to hear your voice? just curious, that's all and here's the link to the trailer to the movie Me Myself and Irene: http://youtu.be/0G7PgMdirio can you get there for once? pretty please? Sep 30, 2013 6:32pm anything in full body armor? Sep 30, 2013 6:33pm Here is my poem....Untitled Mystical Purple Velvet Deep Red passion Blood Nine lives To leap Dark violent Bliss A raven's kiss Slinet screams Falling Endlessly Mystical dreams Sleep

Sep 30, 2013 6:45pm Heart Soul Body and Mind you know the heart inside this soul within this body that walks this earth well it's your world and i just live in it but in my mind there's a world of my creation fueled by pure imagination
copyright 2011 by JL Vega From the upcoming collection: Livin' Like You Got Salvation

Sep 30, 2013 6:50pm I am still looking for my body armour pic...Hmmm...Where did I put that? I uploaded this last pic with a little caption just for you Mr. Imagination. Sep 30, 2013 6:54pm I will penetrate it . . .

Sep 30, 2013 6:58pm your right, we would have made an incredible couple in our younger days, where in the fuck were you when I needed you girl? Sep 30, 2013 7:09pm gone till 8pm Sep 30, 2013 7:17pm K...talk later Sep 30, 2013 11:02pm So, are you up? Oct 1, 2013 7:31am you know, when I ego punked you, and you like totally lost it, you could only manage to eke out 5 words, "U R ARROGANT AND ABUSIVE!!!". and I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair, so much for the Queen Bitch . . . Oct 1, 2013 7:39am no more of this back and forth shit till you talk to me girl . . .for real Oct 1, 2013 9:25am Oh, once you break through the exterior I am a ball of mush. If you have not figured out by now jackass I am the one who pretty much gets used by men. I see the good in people and then I get fucked over. My ex was really bad to me...Live and learn. "Happy the man who is always on guard, but he who hardens his heart will fall into evil." That is from Proverbs...As far as almost falling out of your chair, I wish you had as it might have knocked some sense into that thick

head of yours. Oh, and the day that you contacted me was my Father's birthday. I adored him. He WAS one of the most important people in my life. He committed suicide in 2008. You see, I know about tragic loss. I know what is important in life and I know about betrayal on a very deep level. I have seen the best in ppl and the worst. Oh yeah jackass, I tried to tell you that I rescued a stray dog from a gas station yesterday. I am taking her to the vet to have her checked out....Yeah, I am a real hard as bitch... Oct 1, 2013 9:27am Meant to say ass...I did look at ur Facebook page. Send me a link to a movie that you were in and I will call you. Oct 1, 2013 9:36am One more thing...I am not protecting myself. I am protecting my child. That is why I am so cagy. She is all I have and her Father is a bum. If you know my name then it is so easy to find me. I am all over the internet because of my art. You see, it is not all about you and your big a$$ ego...It is about the safety of an innocent child. Without that child I might as well be dead jackass...I have already lost the other person that was most important to me...my father. I now have told you way more than you deserve to know, but I am kind hearted enough that I didn't want you to be hurt. Now I am crying because I am thinking about my dad. Remember, it is not all about you. Oct 1, 2013 9:42am but now it is . . . Oct 1, 2013 9:49am Now what is that supposed to mean?

Oct 1, 2013 9:50am http://youtu.be/uhxmtGrSz3U or rather it was . . .

Oct 1, 2013 9:51am Oh, and don't call me obtuse or stupid. I am educated and resourceful....I am not typical...a little off beat, but not a dumbass...possibly crazy though Oct 1, 2013 10:02am Those are your girls? Beautiful. I am sorry that you are feeling such loss. Oct 1, 2013 10:14am http://allpoetry.com/poem/7479548-Its-Not-Control-Its-Lov e-by-slidester Oct 1, 2013 10:22am http://allpoetry.com/poem/8892653-Access-Denied-by-slid ester Oct 1, 2013 10:25am ok I gave you a link to a movie I was in, now call me or lose me girl, for real Oct 1, 2013 11:18am Now quit being a jackass

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