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King Achashveirosh has invited you to The Really Big Party Where I Impress Everyone and Get Mad Phat Drunk. Will you attend this event? Yes No Maybe
Mordechai Hatzadik is TRYING TO GET EVERYONE TO STAY HOME!
Hashem likes this.
King Achashveirosh is waiting for his woman to show up.
Queen Vashti has joined the group “Tail grooming”.
King Achashveirosh is WHERE IS VASHTI!? WOMAN! GET IN HERE! Memuchan: Dump the broad. We’ll getcha a new one, kingy.
X Queen Vashti is no longer a valid Facebook user.
Esther Hadassah is hiding.
Mordechai Hatzadik likes this.
King Achashveirosh has posted a new album: Chicks of the world.
Esther Hadassah has joined the group “Living off of nuts and seeds, and taking really, really long baths.”.
King Achashveirosh and Esther Hadassah are now listed as married.
Mordechai Hatzadik is like. Ick.Memuchan has changed his name to Haman Harasha. hellooo. Esther Hadassah is so not into her new husband. . Hashem orchestrated this. Bigsan and Teresh have joined the group “Secret Plot to Kill the King”. X Bigsan and Teresh are no longer valid Facebook users. do they think they’re seminary girls on a bus speaking English who don’t realize everyone around them understands them? Esther Hadassah is a little depressed that she had to save the King’s life. King Achashveirosh thinks GREEN is really attractive in a woman. jelly filled cookie right about now. King Achashveirosh needs a stiff drink. Mordechai Hatzadik is at the palace gates. Mordechai Hatzadik is at the palace gates. Haman Harasha could really go for a three cornered.
So far. but hey.878 of your friends are attending. Mordechai Hatzaddik has invited you to Big Tfila and Tshuva Rally To Save Your Jewish Hide. ? Haman Harasha has created a new quiz: What date should I have all the Jews killed? Take the quiz now! King Achashveirosh is feeling the economic pinch a little. Esther Hadassah is so not looking forward to this banquet… Two words: AMALEK BREATH. 645. Esther Hadassah is getting a little hungry. no checking lettuce for maror this year. Haman Harasha has given King Achashveirosh a gift using KikarKesefGrams. Haman Harasha and King Achashveirosh are attending Esther’s Wine Party. King Achashveirosh has given Haman Harasha a gift using Facebook Masculine Jewelry & Nose Pickers. my bad. King Achashveirosh has joined the group “Owners of Auto-expanding Scepters”. Hashem likes this. Haman Harasha: Funny you should mention that… I’ll private message you. take I.Esther Hadassah wishes her husband would stop friending her. right? Mordechai Hatzadik: Did one of your maidservants forget to log you out again? Esther Hadassah: My bad. . Some people really can’t take a hint.
Esther Hadassah: I warned you about Amalek Breath. I can’t cook in this stench! Haman Harasha: Leave her alone. Mordechai Hatzadik is wishing I had a different barber. take II. I’m still hot stuff with the Queen. Anyway. Zeresh: Once the Jews are on top. but hey. BABY! YOU KNOW IT! Zeresh: Don’t get too cocky yet. Zeresh likes this. Haman Harasha and King Achashveirosh have RSVP’ed for Esther’s Wine Party. right? And we still have 10 strapping sons. it’s pizza again for dinner. Haman Harasha is HOT STUFF. listen to her. Haman Harasha note to self: when wife says chamber pot should be emptied.I may have plans for that… Hashem: You have NO idea… Haman Harasha is putting up a big old tree in the backyard. King Achashveirosh can’t sleep. Zeresh is filled with foreboding. All The King’s Horse is being groomed. Haman Harasha: Woman. Haman Harasha: So our daughter jumped out the window. I demand steak. Zeresh: As soon as your daughter takes out the chamber pot. honey… .
King Achashveirosh is ready for another drink. Mordechai Hatzadik has joined the group “I wonder how quickly I can find 1.000. Esther Hadassah has scrolls to write. Esther Hadassah likes this. X The group Haman’s Sons is no longer a valid Facebook group. Hashem likes this.Haman Harasha: We’ll see about that! Zeresh: Even Scope can’t save you now… King Achashveirosh is fuming! Esther Hadassah: please get off your Blackberry and get back in here in a hurry. brought about the downfall of Haman Harasha and will be remembered by the Jews for a blessing forevermore! What are you going to do next? Charvona: I’m going to Disneyworld! X Haman Harasha is no longer a valid Facebook user. wouldya? Charvona it’s all about being in the right place at the right time! Announcer: Charvona. you just fulfilled the point of your entire existence. . Mordechai Hatzadik is organizing sword practice.000 people who want to be mekabel the Torah m’ahava”.
Mordechai Hatzaddik and Esther Hadassah have invited you to Purim: this year and every year. (With apologies to those of you who don't 'do' Facebook. The entire Jewish nation is attending. Happy Purim ya'll!) .