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ANNYEONGHASAYO EXO IMNIDA! 1D: Umm...hi ._. Exo: Herro 1D: Exo: 1D: Exo: Chanyeol: Soo...who's your guys' main rapper? Baekhyun: Where's all your eyeliner and bling bling? 1D: Uhh... D.O: Do you guys have a main vocal? I'm the main vocal for Exo Kris: Actually, I think I'm the main vocal Chen: Pretty sure I am actually. 1D: ._. 1D: Well... Sehun: Who's your main dancer? 1D: We don't dance... Kai: WHAT THE FUCK!? How can you not dance!? That's like the meaning of my life besides being uber sexylicious! Kris: I live for dance as well Luhan: What about visuals? Who's the best looking in your group? 1D: Well, you seeXiumin: Lol, you guys talk funny Suho: On that note, who's your funniest member? You know, the member who's the best in variety shows? 1D: We don't do variety shows Tao: Then what about taking long romantic walks on the beach? It's very calming. I would know. It's pretty much all I do when I'm not camera whoring on my weibo account Xiumin: That and "accidently" liking Taohun Fanfics right? Tao: Harry: ... Zayn: ... Liam: ... Louis: ... Niall: ... Harry: Listen...We don't DO any of the things you mentioned okay? No leaders, no maknaes, no dancing, no rapping, no musical positions such as main vocal, no variety show personalities, no weird stories about walking on the beach. NO NOTHING Exo: Exo: ... Exo: ..... Chanyeol: So what do you even do? 1D: Sing love songs about young girls being beautiful.... Sehun: ._. Luhan: ._. Xiumin: ._. Baekhyun: ._. Tao: ._. Chanyeol: ._. Lay: ._. D.O: ._. Kai: ._. Suho: ._. Chen: ._. Kris: Did I mention I can draw?

EXO Facts for EVERYONE: 1. Kai likes to pat on peoples shoulders. (Chinese normally dont like people doing that because its said that there are 3 flames on forehead & each side of shoulders, so its like putting off the flames) thats why the Chinese members will sometimes pat him back & he will look strangely at them. 2. Baekhyuns personality is similar to Taos. He looks tough outside but is actually sensitive. (Be careful when leaving comments, they might get hurt when they see hurtful comments.) 3. There was a period of time when the members thought Sehun & Kris looked alike. 4. The members dont really like soft toys. 5. Trainee life is in groups, you have to make good relations with everyone. 6. About Kai, Lay & Taos waist hurt, it can come back anytime, moreover they practice hard. 7. M is close among each other, some K members are close to M members. 8. EXO have Tieba accounts. 9. Kai & Tao have the darkest skin in the group. When everyone gathers, whenever these 2 speak, everyone will pretend that they can hear but cant see where they are (because they are too dark). 10. The Hunhan couple you ship is talked as jokes among the members because they are close. 11. Sehun likes to visit Ms dorm. 12. Kai and Luhan shared an apple before. 13. Chanyeol likes to knock peoples heads, but he never knocked Kris and Luhans before. 14. Kai once lost a bet, so he stripped and danced in the practice room, Luhan filmed it (MISSION TO HIJACK LULUS IPHONE PL0X). 15. Luhan will purposely show Kai his derp photos and imitate his facial expressions. Kai will take Luhans photos and show it to people who dont know Luhan and claim that its his sister. 16. Chanyeol, Luhan and Kai laughs the easiest. It is not obvious for Kai because hes usually sleepy during the day. Sehun says that the 3 of them can go perform for the circus together. 17. When theres no practice or schedules, M will go over to Ks dorm to play. 18. Chanyeol likes to dance battle with Kris, Chen will be the judge. When Kai sees them, he can only sigh and lie on the floor with Luhan while laughing at them. 19. Luhan likes to imitate Kais dancing, especially during the screamo and crotch grabbing part. 20. Kai is very satisfied in his chinese language skills. Luhan used to laugh at him, but D.O feels that Kai speaks chinese very well. 21. Chanyeol is very satisfied with his dancing skills, he used to teach Kris. Chen is a dancing machine and Xiumin strongly supports him. 22. Even though everyone says that those are eye bags, they still think that Tao has dark eye rings. 23. Chanyeol is the heaviest at 75kg, followed by Tao and Kris, and Luhan is the lightest at less than 60kg.

24. EXO and SHINee are REALLY close. 25. The original plan is for EXO-K to have 7 members and EXO-M to have 5 only. 26. Lay's blood type is A,Kris's blood type is O,Sehun's blood type is O,Kai's blood type is A,D.O's blood type is A,Baekhyun's blood type is O,Suho's blood type is AB and Chanyeol is blood type A. 27. When EXO-M almost had a car accident, Baekhyun and Sehun cried the most, and Kai joined them to cry. 28. Before debut, the members practiced MAMA for 3-4 months 29. All 12 members love eating junk food. You can develop muscles by just picking up the rubbish left behind. 30. After knowing about "Hunhan", Sehun and Luhan felt very shy 31. Baekhyun thinks he looks like Lu Han when he laughs. 32. The K members have all seen Lays pre-debut variety segment in a show where he sang "There are many little fish that swam here, swam here" 33. Luhan taught Sehun how to play the Rubiks cube, but Sehun doesnt know how to fix it till now. 34. Suho would always brood on Kris height. 35. Chen likes hitting, and his victims would either be Tao or Chanyeol. 36. Chanyeol envies Sehuns hair. 37. In private, Kai and Sehun doesnt use honorifics with Tao. 38. Sehun patted Taos backside at SMTowns press conference. 39. Se Hun seems to be conjoined with Luhan because wherever Luhan is, he would also be there with him. 40. Actually Luhan is not as obsessed towards bubble teas as much as Sehun is. In fact, Tao loves bubble teas more than him. Kris also likes Coke. 41. Kris is 187cm tall; shoe size 43. Chanyeol is 185cm tall; shoe size 46. 42. Chanyeol loves to play around. He blanks out easily but he is full of ideas, and when he is together with Luhan the both of them will brainstorm on what pranks to play. 42. Tao likes to play with Baekhyun. 43. Luhan and Sehun always visit the bubble tea shop near the company. 44. All the members like bubble tea. 45. Kris and Suho have more private lives than the other members. 46. Baekhyun forces Tao to call him "hyung" 47. The members know about "Hunhan" (During Tao and Luhans birthday party, they also called them Hunhan) 48. Lay knows how to dance Baekhyuns "light dance 49. Sehun doesnt use honorifics when talking to Luhan in private 50. Kris really likes Chanyeols personality 51. During trainee times, Sehun and Tao had many classes together, so theyre close

52. Chen and Baekhyun call themselves dancing machines in private 53. M & K likes to surf the net during break time, theyre very clear of what the fans are doing 54. According to Lay and Sehun: Kai and Luhan are the laziest members of EXO. 55. When Sehun cant sleep, Chen reads crack fanfiction to him until he gives up on the world and finally passes out. 56. Chanyeol once caught Luhan watching Brokeback Mountain on his laptop. Ever since they have been very awkward around each other. 57. Backstage at SM Town, Chanyeol kicked Kris because Kris kept trying to take Chanyeols shirt off. 58. Luhan once saw Sehun naked and he was so horrified he didnt stop crying for days. EXO K Facts 1. When you see Chanyeol, he will always shows his white teeth. 2. Sehun doesnt like something in particular, he needs everyones respect. 3. If Chanyeol cant sleep, hell sometimes disturb you so that you cant sleep as well. 4. Kais waist hurt is serious and may need surgery. 5. Chanyeol always say hes better, taller & more handsome than Kris, then everyone ignores him with a stare. Everyone is used to it. 6. Baekhyun is able to withstand things. 7. Kai sometimes loses his temper, but its his charm. He doesnt quite use honorifics, although its a sign of closeness but some people who care may not like it. 8. Chanyeol is wise, hes close with Baekhyun, because he knows Baekhyun is a good person. 9. Suho has sharp canine teeth, when he told everyone he wanted to be a handsome vampire, they said he looked more like a grandpa vampire. 10. Their dorm is very lively; they would max up the volume of their TV, thus disturbing their neighbors at night. But when the managers would come and bang on their door, everything will fall into silence. 11. Suho is actually strict, but the kids dont take him seriously. D.O is the only one who listens to Suho. The ones leading the protests are usually the maknaes; Kai even retorts that he is already well-behaved. 12. Kai never cleaned up the dorm before, and he likes to generate rubbish. D.O dotes on him, so he always clean up on his behalf. Sehun used to think that its unfair and tried to protest, but protests are usually successful only when Kai is involved, so Sehun can only continue cleaning up obediently. 12. Baekhyun and Chanyeols room is always the last to turn off the lights. The both of them are very noisy in their room, Sehun will go bang on the door. 13. Kai will sleep like a dead log, he wouldnt even know if you throw him off the balcony. 14. D.O used to wake up in the middle of the night to buy fever medicine for Kai. 15. Ks practice room is always the noisiest in the whole company.

16.Sehun likes to laugh at Kai for being timid. Whenever K watches horror films together, Kai will usually be asleep. But Sehun will wake him up on purpose. He also likes to scare him. In revenge, Kai will change the computer desktops wallpaper to a photo of Sehun rolling his eyes. 17. Kais sister often visits their dorm with good food, but most of them will be cleared by Chanyeol because Kai is always sleeping at that time. Suhos family visits their dorm the least. Chanyeols sister will visit as well, the food she brings will mostly be eaten by Baekhyun and Kai. 18. Their wi-fi is always turned on, we have received their signal many times ("we" = sasaeng fans). 19. Kai and D.Os bed is queen sized bed while the others sleep on a single bed each. Itll be changed in the future though. 20. Chanyeol and Baekhyun had a ramen competition before. Only Kai chose Baekhyun to win. 21. Kai cannot sleep with air cond when hes having a fever, so he will exchange rooms with Chanyeol. If his head hurts, Baekhyun will hug him. 22. Sehun and Kai will treat Suho very well when they are craving for chicken wings and pig trotters, but after the food is being bought back, everything changes 23. Kai wont be able to sleep if he doesnt eat supper. Sometimes, he even wakes up at night because of the hunger, so D.O will get up to find food for him. Kai doesnt eat veggies either, unless its made by D.O. 24. Sehun will step on Kais feet on purpose if he cant win him in an argument. There was once he stepped on the shoes Kais sister bought for his birthday. The shoes were white (not confirmed) and became dirty. Kai pretended to be angry, so Sehun bought a new pair of shoes for him. In the end, D.O washed and cleaned the white shoes for Kai. 25. Sehuns previous ambition was to be a poet. D.O and Baekhyun thinks that Kai can draw very well. Kai thinks so too, but Sehun always say that theyr

>Luhan has zero tolerance for both smoking and alcohol. >He is very shy in front of the camera. He was scolded by SM Entertainment once because of this. >He is afraid of heights. >He loves Donald Duck. >He doesnt like it when people touch his head. >He didnt realize beef could be so expensive until he began living in South Korea. >He is very popular with the girls. Well hes actually popular >He only knows how to cook ramen with eggs. >He has naturally curly hair. >He considers himself the manliest out of all the EXO-M members. >He has this pet peeve when it comes to his bed. He doesnt like anyone on his bed, hell kick them off. One time, his manager came to discuss EXO-Ms schedule for the day. The manager sat on Luhans bed and Luhans facial expression immediately became rotten. Then the manager started sitting really comfortable on Luhans bed and Luhan lowered his head, scrunching up his face even more. The manager then lifted one of his feet onto Luhans bed, and Luhan completely turned his head away from sight. The manager asked Luhan what was wrong, but Luhan quickly raised his head, smiled brightly, and said Nothing, hyung! After the manager left, Luhan changed his bed sheets.

EXO Luhan Facts: >He is a huge fan of sports. > He auditioned to join JYP Entertainment in 2008. He failed the audition and later auditioned to be part of SM Entertainment. >In 2008, he attended Yonsei University as an exchange student. >He joined SM Entertainment in 2008. A scouting agent approached him while he was shopping in Myeongdong. >His parents wanted him to move back home instead of joining SM Entertainment. >His ideal type of woman is quiet, gentle, kind, and innocent. >He officially joined SM Entertainment through the 2010 SM Casting System. .>He is roommates with Lay in China. >In Korea, hes roommates with Xiumin and Kris. >He is very easy-going. Because of his personality, he wasnt bullied by the other trainees at SM Entertainment (Chinese trainees are usually bullied for being different). >He prefers wearing clothes that are simple. >He is currently majoring in Applied Music at Seoul Institute of the Arts >He was a former ulzzang. >He made his official debut as an EXO member on December 27th, 2011. >On December 29th, 2011, he, along with Kai, Tao, and Chen performed at SBSs Gayo Daejun.

EXO KAI FACTS: -Appeared in HaHaHa Song CF with DBSK, -Friends with SHINee's Taemin, -he meet Taemin before they entered SMent -has two older sisters -Mentioned in The SHINee World Thanks To. Jonghyun: '..a long way to go Jonginnie' Key: 'to our toddler Jongin, work hard!' Minho: 'our cute toddler Jonginnie' -has two dogs. One (older) named (Monggu) and the second (younger) named Jjanggu.Check both dog's here -Kai Likes to be bossy -volunteered at the RCY shelter to help disabled children so he played with them and tidied up the facilities -there are 3 rooms In the dorm Kai shares the room with D.O -Kai Is good at just about any game. -took jazz dance lessons and ballet since the third grade -when He saw Shinhwas performance he wanted to become a singer -was accepted into SM in 2007 by SM. Best Youth Contest when he was in the sixth grade, but the agency told him to come back after two years since he was too young. Of course he returned and began his life as an SM trainee. -took part In Photo Session To "W" Magazine (with Se Hun and Lu Han) and Ck Jeans (with all the members from EXOK) -took part in High Cut Magazine Photoshot -took part in iSports Korea Photoshot -his personality is warmhearted and he would like to treat everyone well, but when It comes to expressing feelings he gets awkward -ideal type: Han Yeseul -role model: Micheal Jackson -music he likes: R&B, Hip-Hop -the habit he often does is biting his lips -favorite food: fried Chicken -his fashion style is neat, he wears a lot of T-shirts with characters on them -places he often goes are: SM's Rooftop and the practice room

-favorite colors: Black, Red, Sky Blue -favorite movie: Pirates Of The Caribbean -favorite number: 1 -took part In Vogue Girl (June Issue) Photoshot -motto: "...I'd rather bend then break..."