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Last modified Confusion 71.E. 3171 by MFB . P.D.Reveverend Brother Max Flax Beeblewax. Stray Data Point. and can I bum a ride? Aneristically known as Denis M Moskowitz I am the founder of the 5-College Discordian Society of Saint Rufus. Keeper of the Sacred Chao. These are some of my ponderings: The significance of the Seasons and the corresponding Apostles.O. Disciple of Saint Mojo. The Myth of the Nipples.T.E. R. Discordian Creationism and its many adherents.D. H. A.E. Tib's Day: Julian or Gregorian? B. and have had many ideas about this and that in the world of Eris.O.H.D. St.A.D.
does less. without question of faith. If you wish to be ordained by them. It says little.) The motto of the Universal Life Church is "We believe in what is Right. CA 95351. Van Van Mojo.Titles Here are the explanations of some of the titles our members claim. * Not to be confused with The Apple Corps Ltd. Keeper of the Sacred Chao (KSC): From the Principia Discordia: The Golden Apple Corps* is an honorary position for the Keepers of The Sacred Chao. 3161 by MFB . so that they can put "KSC" after their names. of those four singers. The vow of a Disciple of Saint Mojo is: never WALK across a live dance floor. Modesto. Last modified Bureaucracy 35. and everyone has the right to choose what is Right for themselves. but MULC doesn't look very good. they will ordain anyone. Minister of the ULC." Therefore. Disciple of Saint Mojo (DSM): Disciples of Saint Mojo feel in tune with Blessed Apostle Dr. We thought of it first. means nothing. write to them at 601 Third Street. or check out their web site.) or Universal Life Church(ULC): (Actually. Reverend(Rev. They are a state-registered religion.
KSC.edu) Pope Mirth the Cheshire Cat who Likes to Turn Things Over.5-College Discordians of Saint Rufus These may not be all the members of the 5-C D.L.ac.H.D by MFB .edu) Pope Zonk of the No Second Name (email@example.com) Pope Bolo of the Beautiful Metaphor. the 48th of Discord. KSC.cs. o' St.hmc.hmc. and Ruler of Antarctica (firstname.lastname@example.org. Brother Pope Max Flax Beeblewax.hmc. KSC.hmc. S. DSM. formerly POEE Chaplin Pope George Ringo.W. LSD (sboone@osiris.I.edu) Pope Jobe.O. DSP (mmorse@osiris. LDD. Dark Pope of Claremont (parango@pomona. R. (email@example.com) Last modified Sweetmorn..ac. KSC.edu) Padgett The Mellow Yeti. ULC. W.K.R. but in the absence of a formal list.edu) Pope Serendipity of the Retro Aura. 3161 Y.T. these are the folks most likely to show up at a meeting. .ac.hmc. SDP (firstname.lastname@example.org. DSM.
are interested in Discordianism. We have meetings every Setting Orange at 7:00 (unless we're home for the summer or something) in Harvey Mudd College's South Dorm lounge. 1995 C. (September 11. 3161 Y. For voice information please call Amy (Eristically Known As Serendipity) at campus extension 7-4908.O.E.L. and? What else? Who are you people? Last modified Prickle-Prickle. the 35th of Bureaucracy. Soc.The 5-College Discordian Society of Saint Rufus Hi there! The 5-C Disc. is a group of Claremont College students who either profess the Discordian religion. After reading this you'll probably have one of three responses: What are you talking about? Where's the FAQ? Yes. R.) by Pope Max Flax Beeblewax . and ceremonies kind of whenever.D. o' St. or happen to be nearby when we have meetings or ceremonies.
Discordians do like to get together and amplify each other's silliness. However. and Societies. What's a Discordian? What's Discordianism? Most Discordians believe that life is a game. Pitzer College. so they gather into Cabals. He is an ideal patron saint for our Society. . Discordianism as a religion started in 1958(ish) in California. Some claim they can be dead or fictional. so there is no big enity like the Vatican or the UUA that everyone follows. California. Harvey Mudd College. as are members of an offshoot sect called the Church of the Subgenius. even in movies) both involved with higher learning (as a teacher at B&T U) and a resident of a nearby city (San Dimas). time travel gets so confusing.. Claremont-McKenna College. Temples.5-College Discordian Society of Saint Rufus Frequently Asked Questions Which 5 Colleges? The Claremont Colleges in Claremont. Malaclypse the Younger and Lord Omar Ravenhurst. Discordians are currently especially well represented on the Internet. since he is (or will be. and that those rules and Order in general should be taken less seriously. Scripps College. and Pomona College all share one campus. Some claim there is no restriction. USA. had a vision in a bowling alley while discussing Chaos and Order.. Saint Rufus is fictional. that the rules are in our heads. when (legend has it) the two main founders of Discordianism. Who's Saint Rufus? Some people claim that saints must be dead. You may wish to keep in mind that it is an old Discordian tradition to disagree with each other about saints. What's a Discordian Society? Discordianism is a disorganized religion.
Boomtime. (February 1.What is a Setting Orange? Setting Orange is a day of the week on the Discordian calendar.O. Last modified Chaos 32. 3160 Y. KSC. Pungenday. WMD .) by Pope Max Flax Beeblewax.L. and Prickle-Prickle. 1994 C. as are Sweetmorn.E.D.
Apostle Dr. No connecting lines. Lines connect every pebble. . arranged in a pentagon. Confusion. Confusion Five pebbles in a pentagon. falling for the Eristic Illusion hook. disorder is something we can enjoy. "It's all disorder!" Fortunately. Discord Five pebbles in a pentagon. the Aftermath) are easily understandable through the device of Starbuck's pebbles. whose followers don't apply their force to the universe. line. Lines connect every other pebble. creating a star.The Five Seasons and their Apostles The seasons (Chaos. and sinker. "Disorder!" they said. This is the universe as humans begin to get the idea that there is something to be said about it. but instead allow the universe to guide their force. Van Van Mojo helped with this by being the first to turn drumming from a monotonous beat into a semichaotic jam. as earliest humans saw it. There is no suggestion of either the Aneristic Illusion (the idea that order is real) or the Eristic Illusion (the idea that disorder is real). Discord. This is the ancient universe. creating a pentagon and a star. Chaos Five pebbles. Apostle Hung Mung came out of this mindset and planted the seeds of the Taoist religion. Bureaucracy.
is a roach. The people of that time preferred not to see that message. false and meaningless in some sense. Apostle Blessed Saint Gulik the Stoned. Bureaucracy Five pebbles in a pentagon. false in some sense. and some people are not sure about which is true. Illusions are what you make of them. Mal-1 came to Lord Omar and Mal-2 in a vision. though. when you could be having so much more fun. He also thought folks should allow psychedelic experiences to guide them through the change. Later. disguised as a chimpanzee. in order to plant the seed of . and instead read "DOOM". one of the largest impositions of Order on Discordians. The Aneristic Illusion has appeared. This is the universe once humans start playing with it. forming a pentagon. He also found the Pentabarf. as in what a dumb game you're playing right now. meaningless in some sense. and became a hermit so he could watch the silliness from afar. Apostle The Elder Malaclypse tried to get people to do this by carrying a sign saying "DUMB".This is the universe as humans begin to add some method to the madness. The Aftermath Five pebbles. Apostle Sri Syadasti had an answer to this in his name: All affirmations are true in some sense. true and false in some sense. true and meaningless in some sense. meanwhile. as scientists and politicians do their best to impose order on the world they see. scattered. and true and false and meaningless in some sense. and they're not hard to do. in the event that I call the Malaclypse. The Aneristic Illusion is in full form. This is the universe as humans decide that it is orderly. Apostle Zarathud saw this. Lines connect the pebbles around the edge.
anyway) moved from a future eschatological interpretation to a present echatological one. ask a theology student.Discordianism. (If you don't know wht that means.) Last modified by MFB on 43Chs3162 . which will eventually lead the entire planet out of damnation into salvation. Note from MFB. 43Chs3162: I've since (since 57Cnf3160.
now we've got all this stuff floating around... Okay..Discordian Creationism Original Posting to Alt. 3160 by Pope Max Flax Beeblewax . let's try something else. Well. Eris came up with the idea of making living things that could play with life like she could. well... It occurred to me that Discordian Creationism looks very similar. let's clump some of this stuff together.. what if it worked like this? Ouch. Last modified on Chaos 62.. (BOOM) Okay. well. what to start with? How about an explosion? That'll be fun. Well. (zot) okay. Eris thinks.. that didn't work. it's amazing. Let's make something... and oh look! this stuff spins well. it's not as interesting as I thought.. hey. That's us. I'm bored. neat! Alright. whee! Wow. Further reflection Eventually... if it could do this.... there are so many Discordian Creationists out there. identical to Darwinian Evolutionism.... life! That would be neat.Discordia: I was pondering creationism and evolutionism today. how about a set of stuff.. hmm. nay. (much later) okay.. let's try something really interesting.
"Yawn.The Myth of The Nipples A Tale Of Creation Long ago. She gave them their own." Eris. was always eager to disturb stable systems. let Me try. "Boring things are more orderly. She blew upon it and it scurried off to build a hill. Plant life. like the insects and worms and such. nipples. "Animals? Sure. Aneris looked about and said. There was some arguing back and forth. Finally. "I like it this way. When Aneris made the first female mammals with fur and nipples." Aneris. useless. As She made the furry male mammals. the Goddess of non-Chaos. Trees. pleeeeease?" Eris was not above whining. Eris and Aneris looked upon it and saw that it was boring. was much more conservative. "Aneris. then Eris would come along and create the male. the Goddess of Chaos. Aneris looked over at Her sister every once in a while. Then They went on to the reptiles and birds and such. Lichen. and there was life. First They created the simpler animals." And Eris lifted up the clay from the ground and formed it into the shape of an ant. Eris saw a chance to have some fun. Let's liven it up somehow. Eris. Ferns. Here. Aneris would create the female animal. We can make some of those." "Aww. They started on the mammals. but since . So Eris and Aneris descended upon the Earth. "See! It's much more colorful now. They had a pretty good system going. and eventually They came to an agreement that They would bring forth life to alleviate the boredom." And Eris and Aneris began to create animals. "You call this life? It's almost as boring as before! These things just grow and die and wave in the wind. the Earth is truly uninteresting. Mushrooms. By this time. "Let there be life!" said Aneris. My sister." Eris yawned. the Earth was barren of life." Eris sighed.
And She gave women nipples. which are merely emphasized by the hair around them." And Aneris rested. "There. She what done it all! Written a while ago. "Damn it. Aneris. now you can't see them so much. naturally. She made her after Her own image.) Shrugging. She knew from experience that Eris could not be trusted when She was smiling. I can at least cover this up a little.the fur hid the nipples She didn't see anything but Eris's wide smile. Aneris looked over and saw what had happened. laughing. which were quite visible from the lack of hair. 3162. creating the first man.Doowatchalike. And She gave him the same useless nipples all the other male mammals had. Aneris started creating the first woman. Finally tidied up and HTML-ized on Mojoday. Eris. and She put hair around men's nipples. "Wha-at?!". Hail. for that matter. "Well.(K) . Eris followed along. All by Max Flax Beeblewax. She gave him hair on his head. So to this day men have nipples. whenever We make anything You always do something weird like this! Can't You take anything seriously?" Aneris sighed as Eris shook Her head no. Aneris screamed. though someone else actually inspired it by pointing out the hair. (Or at any other time. with heavy hair on her head but not as much elsewhere. while Eris continued to roll on the floor.. and not as much elsewhere. All Rights Reversed ." Aneris muttered. .. got suspicious. "Have You been giving all the male mammals nipples all this time?" Eris just doubled over.
Tib's Day: Gregorian or Julian? St. it first says that the Discordian and Gregorian calendars are perpetually aligned. . Some may believe that the "once every 4 years" rule has precedence. Though the Principia says that the day occurs once every 4 years. Be excellent to each other. which means the Discordian Calendar is actually aligned to the Julian calendar. Tib's Day. Pope Max Flax Beeblewax. Thus. Tib's Day into every 4th year that does not end in 66. Tib's Day is the day inserted into the Discordian Calendar every 4 years between Chaos 59 and Chaos 60. unless that year's century is 3 more than a multiple of 4. So say I. but 3066 didn't and 3266 won't. speaking ex cathedra. we can reason that we actually only insert St. but they are horribly mistaken. For example. 3166 does contain a St. on this the 71st day of Confusion in the 3171st Year of Our Lady.St.
All Hail Discordia! . Hail Eris.Party on dudes.
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