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It's even brighter than
it was an hour ago.
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It's like magic and science
and fairy tales all rolled up into one.
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Actually, it's ions speeding
into the Earth's magnetic field,
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and then they collide
with air molecules.
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Do you guys think it's weird
that the aurora borealis
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is happening the night before
the Wiccan Festival of Lights?
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I've been so busy planning for the
baby, I forgot tomorrow's a sabbat.
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Yep, it's definitely a time
of renewal and growth.
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Oh, please don't say growth.
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If this little thing gets any bigger,
I'll never be able to snap back.
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Hey, is that a shiver?
I think I detected a shiver.
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- You should go inside with that shiver.
- I'm fine. I'm feeling fine.
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You didn't look so fine
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when you were bent over the toilet
puking your guts out today.
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Nausea, headaches,
all a normal part of pregnancy.
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Along with gas, heartburn,
a constant need to pee.
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It sounds fun.
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Another golden goose.
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You would think
the magical community
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could find maybe something else
to give to the baby?
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- No, it's the hot item this year.
- Clearly.
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Yeah, I could definitely melt this down
and make a fashionable ring.
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You are not keeping that.
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Here, goosie, goosie, goosie!
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As much as I am enjoying
this spectacle,
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I think we should really
send those things back.
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Dad is in town tomorrow,
he wants to stop by for a visit.
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He does get very Darrin Stephens
about our whole magic thing.
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Yeah, we should maybe
have Leo ask the Elders
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what the policy
is on magical gift returns.
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We don't want a curse
put on the family or anything.
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Yes, good idea.
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I wonder what the Elders
want this late.
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Well, I don't know,
but you go find out.
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And keep it down
when you come back,
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because I'm gonna head up.
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- Or maybe down.
- Piper.
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- Piper.

- Piper.
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Leo.
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What's going on?
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I don't know. I can't heal her.
She won't come to.
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Okay, to the hospital. Come on.
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You scared us.
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Me too. Guess I'm not
so invincible after all.
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Yeah, maybe we need to start
taking better care of you.
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No, it was my fault.
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Everybody was telling me
to slow down.
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It's not your fault.
We're all in uncharted territory.
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The Elders said that this was a special
child, and anything can happen.
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Let's not forget that.
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How are you feeling?

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Tired and weak.
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Well, I've got your test results here,
but I can't find your chart.
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- When are you due?
- Six weeks.
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And who is your regular doctor?
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We don't have one.
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We've sort of been seeing
alternative medical practitioners.
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You don't have an ob-gyn?
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We're training to be midwives.
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I'm open to all forms of healing,
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but a woman in her third trimester
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should have had ultrasounds
and blood work done by now.
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A medical doctor could have
caught your condition earlier.
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My condition?
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Toxemia.

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It's a form of high blood pressure
in pregnant women.
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Do you deal with unusual
stress in your life?
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Very unusual.
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Is it serious?
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Toxemia restricts blood flow
and food and oxygen to the placenta.
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It can result in a small baby,
a premature delivery,
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or it can lead
to other complications,
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none of which you need
to worry about now.
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Most women respond quickly
to the treatment.
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Okay, so give me the treatment.
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The treatment involves a no-salt diet,
no stress, and lots of bed rest.
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Do that and the symptoms
should reverse.
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I'll be back later to check on you.
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Well, that's probably
why I couldn't heal you.
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High blood pressure isn't just physical,
it's a state of mind.
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No stress and bed rest.
Do you think you can handle that?
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Yeah, I can handle that.
I'll do anything.
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So will we.
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Oh, I have waited a lifetime for this.
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The aurora borealis
is a rare sight indeed, sir.
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It's much more than that.
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Two centuries ago,
when I became an apprentice,
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I devoted my life to sorcery and
the black arts, and do you know why?
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No, sir.
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In the hope that an ancient prophecy,
which my mentor kept hidden,
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would one day come to pass.
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Has it?
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Look up. The signs are converging.
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The future of all magic hangs
in the balance, and only I know it.
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- And now I know it too, sir.
- Why, yes you do.
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That's why you're going to help me
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by attacking the Charmed Ones
tomorrow with fireballs.
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Fireballs? No, no, fireballs
are useless against those witches.
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Well, actually, you'll be lucky
to have any fireball power at all
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if things happen the way
I expect them to.
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Sounds like suicide, sir.
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Suicide? Sacrifice.
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It's an opportunity of a lifetime
to have power over good forever.
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This is a kind of mission

that turns demons into legends.
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Your name will go down in infamy.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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- What's your name again?
- Stanley.
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Stanley.
Stanley, it all starts with you.
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Attack the witches. Go down fighting.
Secure your legacy.
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I'll do my best, sir.
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Greetings from the Dead Sea.
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What did you eat over there?
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It's not me, it's the sulphur in the mud.
It has healing properties.
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You know, people come from
all over the world just to get this stuff.
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Yeah, well, we want Piper to feel
like she's in a spa, not some sewer.
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I guess you're right.
I just wanted the best for her.
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I know, sweetie.
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We're gonna take good care
of her and the baby, I promise.
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- Hello?
- There she is.
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Welcome home, honey.
Or should I say, "Your Highness"?
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Because from now on,
we are your loyal subjects.
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We even turned your bedroom
into a royal throne room.
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Let me take you there now,
my queen.
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All right, knock it off,
before I cut your heads off.
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- I don't want any special treatment.
- Piper, we love you. Let us love you.
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Yeah, I mean, as your sisters,
and your midwives,
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we feel it's our duty to provide you
with solitude and serenity and...
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A gaggle of geese.
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I thought you were gonna
get rid of those.

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You said you were
gonna ask the Elders
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on magical gift-return policies.
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Okay, you guys, it's fine.
Everything is fine.
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It's not gonna bother me.
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I'm not gonna let anything bother me,
for the sake of my daughter.
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- Okay.
- All right, come on.
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I'll take you upstairs.
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I thought you said you tied them up.
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I did, but the little flockers
got loose.
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Okay, we have to do better
than this for Piper.
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I mean, if we can't
keep geese away from her,
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how are we supposed to protect
her from demons?
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Okay, you're right, you're right.

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We should take turns
guarding the manor.
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You know, who knows what kind
of weirdo stuff's gonna show up here.
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Oh, my goodness, it's a unicorn.
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Yes, it is. In our kitchen.
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Is that another baby present?
You think, maybe?
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Yeah, the best one ever.
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Okay, Paige, while unicorns
may be very magical and cool,
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I'm not so sure it's appropriate
for a baby.
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Oh, come on now.
Our little niece will grow into it.
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I'm not so sure about that.
Have you seen those hooves?
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And how are we gonna
baby-proof that horn?
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Hey, look, there's a card.
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"From: EI."

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EI? Do we know anybody
in Spain?
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Paige, I don't care who it's from, okay?
It just can't be here now.
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It's way too much stress
for Piper and the baby, okay?
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So just orb it out of here.
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I can't. Unicorns are
mythical beasts from another world.
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Where do you propose I orb it to?
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I don't care where you orb it to,
just get it out of here, okay?
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Fine, I'll orb it somewhere safe
and tie it up until we figure it out.
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- What was that?
- I can't orb it.
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Okay, stand back.
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<i>Take this beast</i>
<i>BeFore I end her</i>
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<i>Ship her back</i>
<i>Return to sender</i>
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Wait, why aren't my powers working?
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Apple.
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- Nothing.
- Oh, no.
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I can't levitate. I'm grounded.
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- Something's wrong. I can't orb.
- Yeah, yeah.
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I was trying to go find out
how to get rid of the geese...
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And why is there a unicorn
in the kitchen?
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Forget the unicorn.
Our magic's down too.
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- It is?
- Okay, whatever hit us,
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we have to assume
also hit Piper, okay?
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And she can't find out about this until
we know what's going on, because...
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- Hello? Where is everybody?
- Why is she out of bed?
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- I don't know.
- Go put her back.

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Go, go.
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All right, Paige,
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you take the magical farm animals
and put them down in the basement.
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I'm gonna get the <i>Book</i>,
and I'll meet you down there.
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All right, you're Spanish.
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Why are you on your feet?
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I was coming down to get some food.
A person could starve around here.
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Hi. Bye.
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All right, well, come on upstairs.
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I'll get your food.
You're supposed to be on bed rest.
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Okay, well, "bed rest"
doesn't actually mean...
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Yes, it does.
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The doctor said,
"Stay off your feet and relax."
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Here, Mr. Unicorn.
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Relax. Everybody keeps
telling me to relax.
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Like it's something you do.
Like switching off a light.
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You need to learn how
to do it, Piper,
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if you're gonna get
your blood pressure under control.
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My blood pressure would
not be a problem
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if we had been seeing a doctor
like we were supposed to.
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I knew that was coming.
Come on, sit down.
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Don't treat me like a baby factory.
I can sit myself down.
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All these fears
about a magical baby,
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and "don't let the doctors find out,"
and "we'll buy a birthing ball,"
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and "Paige and Phoebe
will be midwives."
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And you know what?

We were wrong.
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How can you say that?
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Because, somehow,
in the middle of all this,
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we forgot the most
important thing of all:
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What's best for the baby.
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Well, that's not fair. A lot of people
decide to have babies at home.
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Maybe so,
but I was not one of them.
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And this baby is not even
out of the womb yet,
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and I'm already screwing up
as a mother.
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- You haven't screwed up.
- Yes. I did, Leo. I did.
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I have a disease
that is threatening our baby,
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and I could have avoided it
if I had just trusted my instincts.
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Well, what are your instincts
telling you now?

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To have this baby in a hospital.
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Okay.
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I'll make arrangements today.
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Oh, really? And what happens when
she's delivered in swaddling orbs?
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We'll deal with it then.
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From now on, I want you
to feel safe and secure, okay?
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No! No magic, no magic, no mag...
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It's just too much stress
on your body.
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Like that mess on the floor
is not gonna stress me out?
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Well, I'll clean it up.
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Hello?
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Sure.
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It's one of your charges.
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Since when do they
use the telephone?

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Since I've been ignoring them to spend
more time with my lovely wife.
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Excuse me.
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Hello.
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There you go.
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Come on, come on. Come on.
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Okay, look at this. Check this out.
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The whole <i>Book</i> has been erased.
240
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:04,033
- How is that possible?
- I don't know.
241
00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:06,156
And without the <i>Book</i>,
I don't know how to find out.
242
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:10,199
It's like someone's taken the magic
and erased it from our entire family.
243
00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:12,990
I think it's bigger than that.
244
00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:15,918
Oh, was that from one
of our golden geese?
245
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:18,829
Yeah, I don't think we're gonna
be able to return them now.
246

00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,594
What is going on?
247
00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:26,159
You know, this all started
when el mystery mare arrived.
248
00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:29,073
Maybe she's a Trojan unicorn
sent to suck away our magic.
249
00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:32,038
No, I doubt it. Unicorns are
the essence of good magic.
250
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,634
If anything, they should
enhance our powers, not steal them.
251
00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:35,994
What about the sky last night?
252
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,591
What, the northern lights
on the eve of a sabbat?
253
00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:40,079
Yeah, it could be a mystical sign,
254
00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:42,037
but don't those normally
come in threes?
255
00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:43,599
Where's the third?
256
00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:46,589
Have you been experiencing
257
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:49,593
uncontrollable emotional
mood swings in the last week?
258
00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:51,394
Am I that transparent?
259
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:53,997

No, but read your horoscope.
260
00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:56,350
Jupiter, Mars and Saturn
are all in Gemini.
261
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,397
That only happens once
every 300 years.
262
00:14:59,000 --> 00:14:59,989
Holy Hannah!
263
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:03,317
It's like the universe is practically
screaming at us to get our attention.
264
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,875
- Yeah, but what is it trying to say?
- I don't know.
265
00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:07,798
But I got a lot of
research books in the attic.
266
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,029
I'm gonna go check them out.
267
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,315
Okay, I'll meet you up there.
268
00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:13,313
I'm gonna try to figure out
a way to wrangle the geese.
269
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,238
Good luck.
270
00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:22,439
Hey, who the hell are you?
271
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:26,111
They call me Stanley.
272
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,113
I was afraid of that.

273
00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:29,918
At least it's a level playing field.
274
00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:39,158
<i>Tonight, Tabitha is going</i>
<i>to get her revenge</i>
275
00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:43,199
<i>on all oF Harmony.</i>
276
00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:48,438
Like that spell would have worked.
277
00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:50,958
- What was that?
- What?
278
00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:52,348
That.
279
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,276
Oh, that. That's probably the girls
trying to run down the geese.
280
00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:58,195
Tricky birds, you know.
281
00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:02,759
Listen, I'll go help out. You relax.
282
00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:20,638
Hey!
283
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:25,789
My name will haunt
you to your grave.
284
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:34,949
- What was his name again?
- I don't remember.
285
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,428
What's with the leftovers?
286
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,791
Well, his magic ran out just like ours.

287
00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:43,754
Okay, so we have no powers,
demons have no powers.
288
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,512
- What is going on here?
- I don't know.
289
00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:47,750
I got a call from a charge,
and her powers are down too.
290
00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:49,876
So I unplugged the phone
in case we get more calls.
291
00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:51,234
I don't want Piper to panic.
292
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:55,395
Well, it's official.
Magic's down everywhere.
293
00:16:56,720 --> 00:17:00,679
- I thought you tied her up?
- I did, she eats through everything.
294
00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:04,757
Oh, God, what time is it?
That's probably Dad.
295
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,117
- I'll get the unicorn.
- We got the body.
296
00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:12,838
Ready?
297
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,275
- Come on, dead guy.
- Hello? Anybody home?
298
00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:16,919
Let's go.
299
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,597

Hello?
300
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,592
Somebody get that.
301
00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:30,192
Phoebe, Paige,
I'd like you to meet Doris.
302
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:32,154
Doris?
303
00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:35,551
My new wife,
and your new stepmother.
304
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,039
Hi.
305
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,597
How are you married?
306
00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,079
We didn't even know
you were dating.
307
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:47,958
Or that you date at all,
for that matter, Dad.
308
00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:51,391
- Well, it happened pretty fast.
- Yes, we met on the singles cruise.
309
00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:54,552
Oh, that trip to Mexico,
that was a singles cruise?
310
00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,676
- I'm a man of many mysteries.
- Clearly.
311
00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:58,592
Where's Piper?
I want to share the good news.
312
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,950

Oh, God, no, that's okay.
She's upstairs resting.
313
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:03,588
We found out last night that
she has a blood-pressure condition.
314
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,995
- She's okay?
- Oh, yeah, she's fine, don't worry.
315
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,838
At least, don't let her
see you worry anyway.
316
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:11,914
Poor thing. Young women today
are under so many pressures.
317
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,593
Is she eating enough garlic?
318
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,716
Because it dilates
the blood vessels, you know.
319
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:18,155
Oh, well, we'll have
to fix some of that up.
320
00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:20,675
Oh, let me take that for you.
321
00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:27,678
- We're all out of hangers.
- Hey, Dad.
322
00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:29,791
Hey, Piper.
323
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:34,635
I heard the news.
You shouldn't be on your feet.
324
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:36,472
Dad's got some news of his own.
325

00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:37,669
Gently, though, Dad.
326
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:41,071
We don't want her to drop
that calf right there on the stairs.
327
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:44,155
Piper, I want you to meet Doris,
328
00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:46,514
my new bride.
329
00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:50,032
Yeah.
330
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,111
- Hello, Piper.
- Hi.
331
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,999
Hi, Doris.
332
00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:57,833
Welcome to the family, I guess.
333
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,513
I know it's kind of sudden.
334
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,035
But sometimes when life
drops a peach at your feet,
335
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,668
you gotta stop
and make some cobbler.
336
00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:10,357
That is always my motto,
isn't that funny?
337
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:12,476
Apparently they met
on the singles cruise.
338
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,517
Did you know Dad

goes on singles cruises?
339
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,950
Oh, it was like in the movies.
340
00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:21,272
Our eyes met across the buffet bar.
Your dad is so handsome.
341
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:24,552
And, well, I told him, don't eat the rolls,
you know, too much processed flour.
342
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:27,115
Anyway, we stayed up
all night long talking,
343
00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:30,118
and by the morning, we just knew.
344
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:31,548
She devastates me.
345
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:36,313
Okay, I put away the uni... cycle.
346
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:39,711
- What unicycle?
- It's a baby gift.
347
00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:42,078
- Hey, Victor.
- Leo.
348
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:45,433
Hello, I'm Doris.
I'm your new mother-in-law.
349
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:48,751
Oh, hi.
I guess I missed a lot, didn't I?
350
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:50,359
Okay, now that we've all met,
351
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:53,154
maybe the two lucky newlyweds

should check into the hotel,
352
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,430
because it's crazy here,
and then we'll call you...
353
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,556
Oh, no. We're not going anywhere.
354
00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:00,832
- You're not?
- No, I volunteered at the hospital.
355
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,195
We can stay
and help take care of you.
356
00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,759
You can?
357
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:08,032
I look forward to some
real mother-daughter bonding.
358
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,031
You do, huh?
359
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,789
Well, you know, now that
we figured out you're staying here,
360
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:15,712
let's get Piper off her feet, shall we?
361
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:20,117
- You can't leave me alone with her.
- Yeah, yeah.
362
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:22,919
We have to, because what if
that's another magical baby gift?
363
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,915
- Come on, upstairs.
- Come on.
364
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:41,552

- Can I help you?
- To save magic? I hope so.
365
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:47,352
Okay, sorcerers
don't just drop by our house.
366
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:49,351
What makes you think
we're not gonna vanquish you?
367
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:52,154
Because you can't.
368
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:54,749
Didn't you get my message?
369
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:57,394
My apprentice was supposed
to drop by this morning.
370
00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:02,350
Oh, that guy. He's dead in our closet.
But he didn't give us a message.
371
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:04,357
Because he was the message.
372
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:07,553
To demonstrate
the dire nature of our situation.
373
00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:09,716
So you're saying demons
don't have power either?
374
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,351
Down to the last imp.
375
00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,195
There's fear and panic everywhere.
376
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:18,354
Demons stuck in the underworld
with no way up,
377
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:21,159

others stuck topside
with no way down.
378
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:24,079
Oh, poor little evil creatures.
379
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:26,629
Well, I see your flowers
haven't died yet.
380
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:27,989
They will,
381
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:33,314
with no gnomes or garden nymphs
to spin their delicate magic.
382
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:35,436
Don't go getting all enchanted on us.
383
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,955
Oh, don't worry.
384
00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:41,635
I hate good magic, fairy tales,
385
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:45,634
wishes on stars, and children
who believe in Santa Claus.
386
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,992
Mortals don't know it exists,
387
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:51,038
but magic infuses
all their hopes and dreams.
388
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:54,040
Stand back. I think he's gonna
break out in song.
389
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,633
Oh, hardly.
390
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,199
Nothing would give me
more pleasure

391
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,755
than to watch it all ripped
from the world.
392
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:03,033
So why not just sit back
and watch the show?
393
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:09,639
- Why come to us?
- Because I want my power back.
394
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:12,633
Magic must be saved,
and it's up to us.
395
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:17,072
Us? We're us. You're them.
We don't help thems, sorry.
396
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:20,391
You can't fix this by yourselves.
397
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:23,518
That's why you invited me
here to your back yard.
398
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,636
But together,
399
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:28,075
together we can
interpret the signs.
400
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:30,319
You were right about the signs.
401
00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:33,474
Okay, so, what do you propose
that we do?
402
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:37,838
A summit between good and evil
to discuss the crisis.
403
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:41,709

Of course, there'd be certain rules.
No guns, no knives, et cetera.
404
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:45,278
You know, the exit's that way,
so if you wanna just:
405
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:47,237
We don't have much time.
406
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:51,075
The longer magic is down,
the harder it is to restore.
407
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:58,353
My cell phone's on the back
in case your sister changes her mind.
408
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:02,591
Cronyn, huh?
When do sorcerers have cell phones?
409
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:05,352
You think that's bad?
410
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:10,116
I got a taxi waiting out front. Call me.
411
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:13,748
I don't trust him.
412
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:17,515
Yeah, but I kind of liked his whole
world-without-magic speech.
413
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,631
- It was very Capra.
- It was pure crappa.
414
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,358
I don't wanna help evil.
415
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,112
What evil?
416
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:26,750
A sorcerer wants to arrange

peace talks for the whole magic crisis.
417
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:28,672
Oh, yeah, and Phoebe's
actually considering it.
418
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:31,991
Well, of course I'm considering it.
The future of magic is at stake here.
419
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,991
Not to mention
the future of my niece.
420
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:37,516
And what else do we have right now?
No powers, no <i>Book</i>, no Elders.
421
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:38,835
Phoebe's right. Without magic,
422
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,594
Piper and the baby are vulnerable.
We can't protect them.
423
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:43,159
Okay, fine, but if there's a meeting,
424
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:45,390
we're going in heavy
in case it's a trap.
425
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:48,120
Okay, but Cronyn said no weapons.
426
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,315
And you trust him?
427
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:52,717
Leo, I'm gonna need some saltpetre
and cayenne pepper from the kitchen.
428
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:54,757
- For what?
- A homemade arsenal.
429
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:57,957

Phoebe, would you kindly
get an aerosol can?
430
00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:01,396
Ladies and gentlemen,
it's time to lock and load.
431
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,316
I knew this gift basket
would come in handy.
432
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:09,989
And lucky for you,
I am always ready for emergencies.
433
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:11,513
You should have seen
our first date.
434
00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:14,509
Your father spilled steak sauce
all down the front of his shirt.
435
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,712
And Doris pulls out a bottle
of stain remover from her purse.
436
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:20,275
Of course, I licked it
off your chin first.
437
00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:23,918
Oh, that's so sweet.
438
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:26,589
Hi, honey. What are you doing?
439
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,670
I'm just taking Paige some spices.
440
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:33,992
She's gonna make a homeopathic
remedy to help you relax. See you.
441
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:37,598
Homeopathic medicine?
You're into homeopathic medicine?

442
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:40,638
I knew I was gonna love this family.
This is unbelievable.
443
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:44,110
My first husband passed away
a couple of years ago. Heart attack.
444
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:46,840
And the first thing I did
when we got home from the cruise
445
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,833
is put your father
on a low-fat, high-fibre diet.
446
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,071
And a monthly colonic.
447
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:56,672
Hi, Phoebe.
Come, sit, talk with us, please.
448
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:59,434
Oh, I can't.
I have a big meeting at work.
449
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:01,915
- You have hairspray I could borrow?
- You have hairspray.
450
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:04,435
Yeah, but mine is non-aerosol,
and it's a really big meeting,
451
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:07,876
so I need aerosol
for that super-firm hold, you know.
452
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,152
- Check my bathroom.
- Great.
453
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:13,995
Oh, honey, you know what?
There's no cheese knife here.
454

00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:15,878
Would you mind
going downstairs and getting it?
455
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,957
Absolutely, baby doll.
456
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:24,440
Oh, girls,
457
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:29,037
I just wanted to let you know
how I feel about your father. I...
458
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:32,875
I just feel so, so lucky.
459
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:35,873
He's... He's the most
special man I've ever met.
460
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:37,549
Thank you.
461
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:39,676
That's the sweetest thing
you could ever say to us.
462
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:41,950
Well, it's true.
You know, he's so...
463
00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:48,468
He's so kind, and he's so sensitive,
and he's the most exciting lover.
464
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:51,875
Oh, I mean, girlfriends,
he can go all night. I'm not kidding.
465
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:58,074
- You hear? Gotta go to that meeting.
- Don't leave me.
466
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:03,237
That was Cronyn.
He says he'll meet us in an hour.

467
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:05,868
He suggested one of his,
you know, dark chambers.
468
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,036
I suggested Manny's Pizzeria.
469
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,760
Nice. Public venue.
Way to go. What is that?
470
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:13,275
- This would be a pipe bomb, dear.
- Oh, what...?
471
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:15,431
I was good at chem lab
in high school.
472
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:18,319
- How's the candle coming?
- Fine. Needs a few minutes to set.
473
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,436
- You sure it'll give us smoke?
- Total whiteout.
474
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:22,437
As long as you
put six parts saltpetre in there.
475
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,909
Okay, we have:
476
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:29,312
One flammable spray can,
one lotion-bottle bomb,
477
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:33,075
smoking candle,
two sharpened nail files,
478
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:36,750
four cayenne pepper-spray straws,
and assorted rings and bracelets?
479
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,231

Kind of makes you appreciate
your powers, doesn't it?
480
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,868
We don't need no stinking powers
to kick some demon ass.
481
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,069
Well, maybe you don't.
482
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:46,037
You're a little better
at the mano a mano stuff.
483
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,873
Speaking of, I have some
extra gifts for you, my dear.
484
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:50,479
Hey.
485
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:54,434
These were mine,
and now they'll be yours.
486
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,758
Chain-mail top from my club days.
487
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:01,435
Steel-toed boots
from my mosh-pit days.
488
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:04,757
Handcuffs from last Friday.
489
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,796
Hey, do you think
we're making a huge mistake
490
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:11,439
by not telling Piper about this?
491
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:13,830
No, absolutely not.
I think she needs to relax.
492
00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:16,554

I agree. Piper's not just carrying
the next generation Halliwell.
493
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,512
She's carrying
the next generation of magic.
494
00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:21,429
Then let's go save them.
495
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:24,395
Okay, the last question is,
496
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:28,678
"What is your lover's
favourite article of clothing?"
497
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,277
It has to be your grey cardigan.
Am I right?
498
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,874
As always, baby doll.
499
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:37,633
Okay, that's 19 out of 20.
500
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:43,352
That makes our romance rating:
Jalapeño hot.
501
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:47,556
Hey, somebody get in here.
502
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,473
Hi.
503
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:55,632
I may be stuck in bed,
but I am not stuck on stupid.
504
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,199
I know that something's going on.
505
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:02,195
Well, you wanted a doctor,
and she told you to relax,

506
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,311
so relax.
507
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:08,717
How can I relax when I know that
you're hiding something from me?
508
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,514
All the strange noises
and weird behaviour.
509
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:13,557
Why don't you just tell me
what's going on?
510
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:19,039
Okay. I'm sorry, you guys.
We need a moment.
511
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:20,833
A magical moment.
512
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:24,470
All right, then.
513
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:34,349
Okay, well, it's really nothing
to worry about.
514
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,995
Magic has disappeared
from the world,
515
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:39,435
and Phoebe and Paige went
to have a summit meeting with evil
516
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:41,358
so they can fix it.
517
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,670
See? Nothing to worry about.
518
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,958
I see. Okay.

519
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:50,158
I am not gonna
get upset about this.
520
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:54,518
I am just gonna
blow you to pieces.
521
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:57,072
See, I tried to tell you.
522
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,316
Oh, no!
523
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:02,352
Listen, I'm sure it's nothing.
524
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:04,397
- Phoebe and Paige will...
- Leo, no.
525
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:06,757
My water just broke.
526
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:33,669
This is Merrill, our highest-ranking
wizard and personal mentor.
527
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:39,399
Kane, top advisor to the warlocks.
528
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:41,039
Check their bags for weapons.
529
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:44,510
Like we'd attack in front of civilians.
That's why we chose a public place.
530
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:48,476
You can't be too safe, you know.
531
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,797
What's with the candle?
532
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:06,398
We thought we'd try a Wiccan ritual

or two to try to bring back magic.
533
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:10,438
Let's get down to business.
534
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,271
Okay, well, wait a minute, bubs.
535
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:16,597
How do we know you guys
aren't packing weapons?
536
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,549
- You mean like this?
- Hey, now.
537
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:27,111
Did it just get very quiet in here?
538
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:40,875
You don't think we'd pass up
the opportunity
539
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:44,072
to take out the Charmed Ones,
now, do you?
540
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:55,512
No!
541
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:07,951
How did you do it?
542
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:10,276
This place must have been
crawling with customers.
543
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:11,954
We paid them to leave.
544
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:16,271
Of course, the owner wanted to stay,
but he's browning in the pizza oven.
545
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:20,671
What about magic?
Who's gonna fix it?

546
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:22,034
I got that covered.
547
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:24,356
Which is more
than I can say for you two.
548
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:27,752
If you don't think we came
prepared for this moment,
549
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:29,273
you are sadly mistaken.
550
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:51,873
We better fight our way out of this
or die trying. You ready?
551
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:59,155
Don't let them out alive.
552
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,516
What are we doing?
Why are we sitting here?
553
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:21,511
We need to go to the hospital. Now.
554
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:25,036
You need to relax. Your water broke.
It's no need to panic.
555
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,714
No, you are wrong.
My due date is six weeks away.
556
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:29,871
This baby is not ready
to come out.
557
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:32,270
- Please, take me to the hospital.
- Okay. Okay.
558
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:34,112
I just got off the phone

with your doctor,
559
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:36,430
and she said don't move
until she gets here.
560
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,875
- She's coming here?
- She's on her way now.
561
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,793
There, see?
Everything's gonna be okay.
562
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:45,632
I need Phoebe and Paige.
They trained so hard for this.
563
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:47,279
They should be here now.
564
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,635
I called Phoebe's cell phone.
There was no answer.
565
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:52,956
Well, can't you just, you know,
566
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:55,429
pop over there and get them
in that special way you do?
567
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,158
Kind of got a problem
with that right now.
568
00:32:58,560 --> 00:32:59,879
Oh, my God! Contraction.
569
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:02,508
Okay, okay, just breathe.
570
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,357
That's it.
571
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,919
Piper needs all the love and support

we can give her right now, Leo.
572
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:12,310
- Go and get her sisters.
- Please.
573
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:14,678
You stay by her side
and keep her safe.
574
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:16,353
Okay.
575
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:23,871
Okay, it's over. I'm okay.
576
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:27,114
Now, the doctor said
I need to keep you warm.
577
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:31,114
So I'm gonna change all the sheets
and all these wet blankets, all right?
578
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:47,190
Hey, what if the baby comes
before the doctor gets here?
579
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,237
Do you know what to do?
580
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:53,311
I know exactly what to do.
581
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,638
Alrighty, then.
582
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:17,869
Where's Dad?
583
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,315
Oh, he decided to go with Leo.
584
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:24,837
But don't worry,
you still have family here.

585
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:37,476
- Where's Cronyn?
- He had business to attend to.
586
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:40,632
Yeah, I'll bet.
587
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,590
Did Cronyn bring down magic?
588
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,878
- He doesn't have the power.
- No, but you do.
589
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:56,752
Of course, you're his mentor.
590
00:34:57,240 --> 00:34:58,309
What happened to magic?
591
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:02,316
Answer the lady's question.
592
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:05,476
Centuries ago,
593
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:10,196
I unearthed a quatrain
from the tomb of a wise apothecary.
594
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:15,870
<i>When three planets burn as one</i>
<i>Over a sky oF dancing light</i>
595
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:19,715
<i>And magic will rest on a holy day</i>
596
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:23,953
<i>to welcome a twice-blessed child</i>
597
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:27,477
Those are the signs that we saw.
598
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:30,911
The aurora borealis,
the planetary alignment,

599
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:32,195
the Wiccan sabbat.
600
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:34,920
Wait, back to the twice-blessed
child business, what is that?
601
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:40,593
- Cronyn is not after us.
- He's after Piper's baby.
602
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:42,919
Oh, my God!
603
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:44,672
That's why he led us here
to our slaughter,
604
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:46,359
so the power of three
couldn't find him.
605
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:48,431
When do we get our powers back?
606
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,309
When it's too late to use them.
607
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:54,712
The house line is dead.
608
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:58,350
Magic won't return to the world
until the baby is born,
609
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:01,478
which should be any minute.
610
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,433
Finally, Leo.
611
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:20,990
- Who are you?
- I'm here for your baby.
612

00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:29,914
It'd be easier
if you'd just relax, Piper.
613
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:35,279
Breathe deeply.
614
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:39,268
And push.
615
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,918
She's fully effaced and dilated.
616
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:47,473
It won't be long now.
617
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:50,474
You can't have my baby.
I won't...
618
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:54,749
No, no, no.
619
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,717
He's not gonna hurt her
while she's in labour.
620
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:59,110
Okay, well, what if Leo's hurt,
or Dad?
621
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:01,714
There's only one way to save them.
622
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:09,473
A unicorn's horn
is pure, concentrated magic.
623
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:16,910
See, I told you all magic
wasn't down.
624
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:18,599
Okay, how did you know that?
625
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:21,440
Because the wizard stole the prophecy

from an apothecary,
626
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:23,079
an agent of good magic.
627
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:25,755
Wait, that would mean that the Elders
knew what he wrote.
628
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:30,394
Look, the card says "From: EI,"
that's gotta be for "the Elders."
629
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:33,114
They knew magic was gonna go down,
and that we'd be in danger.
630
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:34,395
Why didn't they just tell us?
631
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:37,068
They tried. Leo got a call
from the Elders, remember?
632
00:37:37,240 --> 00:37:39,629
Then Piper passed out, and we
had to take her to the hospital.
633
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,438
And then they sent us
this little present.
634
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:44,910
I guess your magic is not affected
by what happens on Earth.
635
00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:50,595
- What was that?
- The witches?
636
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:58,993
You stay here.
637
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:07,196
Where is my father?
What did you do to him?
638

00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:12,799
Don't worry about such things.
Childbirth is painful enough.
639
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:17,395
If you do anything to my baby,
I will kill you.
640
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,430
I will hunt you and kill you,
641
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:22,955
even if it means coming back
from the dead.
642
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:25,429
And don't think
I won't find a way to do that.
643
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,990
We are not going
to hurt your baby, Piper.
644
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:32,118
We're going to raise her as our own.
645
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,316
She's going to be a powerful leader.
646
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,357
A great force of evil.
647
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:39,797
You should be proud, very proud.
648
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:47,869
Okay, one vanquish spell.
649
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:19,114
Stupid witch. You could have killed
the both of you.
650
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:22,477
She caught me off-guard.
651
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:24,676
Just get down here.

652
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:27,790
Get away from me!
653
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:29,791
Her contractions
are less than a minute apart.
654
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,319
Oh, God, please not now.
655
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:39,799
Step aside, bitch!
656
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:42,198
Yeah, that's our job.
657
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:45,158
Move, even breathe,
and she's dead.
658
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:50,675
- Vanquish him, Phoebe.
- Your sister will die.
659
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:52,679
You can still save the baby.
660
00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:55,199
Oh, my God.
661
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:56,395
I'm warning you.
662
00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,713
- Kill him.
- How can I?
663
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:02,154
Do it.
664
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:06,433
Phoebe, if you love me you will send
this crazy bastard straight to hell.
665
00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:14,709

Now!
666
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:17,189
<i>Beast oF legend, myth and lore</i>
<i>Give my words the power to soar</i>
667
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:19,749
<i>and kill this evil evermore</i>
668
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:25,439
Is everybody okay?
669
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,353
I feel like I'm dying.
670
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:30,279
Oh, baby's coming.
Baby's coming. Okay.
671
00:40:37,240 --> 00:40:40,152
It's okay. You're okay.
672
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:43,080
Okay, you're doing great, sweetie.
Yes, you are.
673
00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:44,832
Let's see what we have here.
674
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,355
Oh, I see a head of dark hair.
675
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:51,155
- You do?
- What'd you expect, a blond?
676
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:55,270
- What did I miss?
- A lot!
677
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:56,953
Victor needs help.
678
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:59,754
- Here. Take this.
- Okay, okay.

679
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,070
Okay, breathe.
Keep breathing, keep breathing.
680
00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:04,037
- It's okay.
- Breathe. Don't forget to breathe.
681
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:11,592
Very good. Okay, relax.
Relax, you're okay.
682
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:13,557
- Dad.
- Yeah, honey?
683
00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:15,631
I'm sorry about your demon wife.
684
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,552
Oh, hush, don't think about that.
685
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:20,553
- I'm right here, baby.
- It's okay.
686
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:24,633
You okay? You're all right. Okay.
687
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:27,032
You're doing great.
You're doing great.
688
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:30,354
- Push, okay? Last push.
- I can't.
689
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:33,637
- You have to. Big one, big one! Push.
- You can do it.
690
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:36,234
- I can't!
- You can. You can.
691
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,550
- Yes, you can.

- Okay, push.
692
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:42,358
Push. Push.
693
00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:45,390
Come on. Push.
694
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:47,790
Oh, I guess magic is coming back.
695
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:50,030
- Here we go. Here we go.
- That's it, baby.
696
00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:52,196
I see a shoulder.
697
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:55,229
- And another shoulder.
- Push. Push!
698
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:57,675
An arm. And another arm.
699
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,191
Oh, it's something else,
something else.
700
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:10,235
Hi, baby. Hi.
701
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:14,519
You're okay. You're okay.
702
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:19,558
Look.
703
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:27,629
Is that what I think it is?
704
00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:31,152
If you're referring to Mr. Winkie
between the legs, yes.
705
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:32,992

- It's a boy.
- You mean I get a boy?
706
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:35,873
Here you go, Mama.
707
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:38,509
Hi.
708
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:45,110
Hi, little guy, what are you doing?
Look what we did.
709
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:46,713
I see.
710
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:49,509
It's a miracle.
711
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:52,672
A little miracle.
712
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:57,758
He's beautiful.
713
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:01,232
Oh, you are safe,
714
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:04,915
you are loved,
and you are wise.
715
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,836
How you doing?

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