Statements

Edit Edit

Normal Statements

"Statement: Indeed, I am most eager to engage in some unadulterated violence. At your command of course, Master." HK-47 "Statement: If I require a similar diagnostic in the future, I shall seek out the Iridonian." HK-47 "Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve, master." HK-47 "Statement: I have already learned a great deal, master, and I am anxious to learn more of lying, betrayal, and new ways to harm innocents." HK-47 "Statement: Gonk is an inferior droid, but a droid nonetheless. I quite like him." HK-47 "Statement: A square has four corners." HK-47 "Statement: But how is that possible, Master? I have already destroyed your planet." HK-47 Angry Statements him myself!" HK-47 "Angry statement: Master, if you repair me in this pathetic manner again, I will destroy your planet!" HK-47 Annoyed Statement HK-47 Conclusive Statement Edit Edit Edit

"Angry statement: If I see one more meatbag attempt to attack a Jedi with a blaster pistol, I'll kill

"Annoyed statement: Damn it, Master, I am an assassination droid, not a dictionary!"

"Conclusive statement: And it is not as though I walked into the Senate chambers with a carbonite explosive. I could continue slaughtering politicians for decades and not make a dent." HK-47 Obvious statement HK-47 Observations Edit Edit

"Obvious statement: Why, I am an assassin droid, Master."

"Observation: The meatbag designated Skeith seems to exhibit a number of abnormalities. Shall I blast him for you, Master?" HK-47 "Observation: Darth Animal is a very deranged "meatbag"!" HK-47 "Observation: I am awesome." HK-47 "Observation: I am a droid, master, with programming. Even if I did not enjoy killing, I would have no choice. Thankfully, I enjoy it very much." HK-47 Commentary Edit

"Commentary: Your former pupil is brutal and efficient, even for an organic. I rather liked him when you first introduced me to him. If I had known what he would do to you, master, I would have gladly removed his entrails, right then!" HK-47 Corrections spoons." HK-47 "Correction: No, master, I will kill him." HK-47 Query Edit "Query: Canadian "meatbags", what's that all about?" HK-47 "Query: This "meatbag" is an incoherent babble of useless information. Can I shoot him?" HK-47 Theoretic Queries Edit Edit

"Correction: Assassination is my primary function. I also possess excellent hearing and can bend

"Theoretic query: If you kill me, who will clean your windows? Your only alternative is that idiot "meatbag"Madclaw. Would you really like that overrated, highly expensive window cleaner?" HK-47[src] Offensive Question HK-47 Conclusion Edit Edit

"Offensive question: What is it that you wish, fat one?"

"Conclusion: Why, master, you are responsible for the death of the Mandalorian race. I doubt they realize this yet, but all the same, you dealt them a blow from which they will never recover."

HK-47, to the Jedi Exile "Conclusion: I'm going to pull your head off, because I don't like your head." HK-47 Musing Edit "Musing: Guri is a strange sort of thing, isn't she, Master? My sensors are having difficulty determining if she is a meatbag or a droid..." HK-47 "Musing: Darth Elmo is a strange creature, isn't he, Master?" HK-47 Paragraphs or Groups of speech Edit

"Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve, master. Observation: Notice that I did not ask if you need anyone killed. You may be curious as to why. Answer: That is because you told me to stop asking if you needed anyone killed. So I have. From now on, I will simply say, "I am ready to serve." Yes, ready to serve. In whatever way a common protocol or utility droid might serve. It seems that... is my lot in life. Not to kill." HK-47 "Statement: However repugnant that idiot "meatbag" Madclaw might be, us window cleaners stick together. Conclusion: I will not blast him." HK-47[src] Proof that HK-47 said absolutely everything HK-47 "Advice: Any organic who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination." HK-47 "One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards." HK-47 "If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you." HK-47 "Philosophical pondering: I think that the Maker, in creating Humanity, somewhat overestimated his ability." HK-47 "Critique: Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that it must be altered every six months." HK-47 "Commentary: From the moment I picked up your book, until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it." HK-47 "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." HK-47 Edit

"Clarification: When I said 'death' before 'dishonor', I meant alphabetically."

"Diagnosis: Either this meatbag is dead or my watch has stopped." HK-47 "Amusing telegram: Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member." HK-47 "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." HK-47 "Commentary: A Sith fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject." HK-47 "Although I am prepared for martyrdom, Master, I preferred that it be postponed." HK-47 "Definition: An appeaser is one who feeds a krayt dragon, hoping it will eat him last." HK-47 "Character analysis: He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." HK-47 "History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it." HK-47 "It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried." HK-47 "Commentary: Meatbags occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened." HK-47 "Advice: Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest." HK-47 "Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." HK-47 "Honesty is the best policy... when there is money in it." HK-47 "Quotation: I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." HK-47 "Advice: It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt." HK-47 "Let us be thankful for the fools, Master. But for them, the rest of us could not succeed." HK-47 "Commentary: A lie can travel halfway around the galaxy while the truth is putting on its shoes." HK-47 "Reassurance: The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated." HK-47

"If all the girls who attended the Alderaan University prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised." HK-47 "The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity." HK-47 "Gay wit: The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about." HK-47 "Whenever people agree with me, I always feel I must be wrong." HK-47 "Lamentation: Why was I born with such contemporaries?" HK-47 "Self-adulation: The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else, and this is a feeling that I have always cultivated." HK-47 "Definition: What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing." HK-47 "Definition: One is tempted to define an organic meatbag as a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason." HK-47 "I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible." HK-47 "Whenever a meatbag does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives." HK-47 "Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect." HK-47 "Commentary: You can't say that civilization don't advance, Master. In every war, they kill you in a new way." HK-47 "Definition: Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons." HK-47 "God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." HK-47 "Warning: It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong." HK-47 "It is entirely seemly for a young man killed in battle to lie mangled by the bronze spear. In his death all things appear fair." HK-47 "Kill one meatbag, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of meatbags, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god." HK-47

"What does not kill me, makes me stronger." HK-47 "I am prepared to kill, but there is no cause for which I am prepared to die." HK-47 "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." HK-47 "A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin." HK-47 "Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood." HK-47 "Definition: Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking." HK-47 "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats." HK-47 "Meatbags devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. It is an art like any other. Its virtuosos are called altruists." HK-47 "Definition: Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock." HK-47 "Nothing you can't spell will ever work." HK-47 "No poor meatbag ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making other meatbags die for their country." HK-47