A tool for keeping CSMs busy when the adults are talking
My book:__CSM____________________________ (write your name here)


Can you spot the uniform violations? Write them here: 1. No PT Belts 2. 3. 4. 5.

Can you draw a circle around the tank?

That’s okay, this is a hard one. You’ll do better next time.

SHARP Surprise BJs are still bad.

Can you ask someone to write a policy for you on not sexually assaulting people?

You can color them any color except pink.
(Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)

These are homosexuals.


Oh No! Ranger Joe forgot his personal protective equipment! Can you draw gloves, eyepro, knee and elbow pads, ACH, earplugs, and a reflective belt on this soldier?

RANGER down!

Ranger Joe has had more than 1.5 beers per hour, and is hugging parking meters. Can You help Ranger Joe by writing a policy that limits him from drinking?

Dirty, unprofessional hippie.
Can you add facial hair, earrings, and some tattoos to this obviously unprofessional civilian?

Find the malingerer!

Can you identify which soldier is UNFIT and needs a MEB?


Can you draw a PX and Courtesy patrol around these soldiers?


Can you ask an adult how to make sure these soldiers don’t track mud into the DFAC?


Look at everything this police call missed! Can you circle everything they missed?


Ask an adult to help you sound out the hard words.


We wear maroon berets to identify the bird shit from the fools. Can you color this beret maroon?


(You may need to sound it out)

We wear tan berets to identify the best soldiers. Can you spell tan?

Back at Bragg…

Everything we do we must do the way it was back at Bragg. Can you color the 82nd Patch?

Can you Spot the Tool?

One of these is a useless tool, the other is a knife.

Make it grow!

Oh No! The grass looks terrible and is a direct reflection on the unit!! Can you spot what doesn’t belong on the grass?

A Hive of Scum and Villainy!

More than SIX beers TWO bottles of Wine


Light on after “lights out” Knives over three inches

Can you color these things that makes the soldier in the barracks lose all their discipline?

A Hive of Scum and Villainy!

Can you circle the things that makes the soldier in the barracks keep their discipline?

Morale is High!

Can you draw smiling faces on these soldiers? (Be careful, don’t make them too happy.)

Tactical mindset

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

No helmets Drop cloth isn’t subdued/tactical

Can you see list what these soldiers are doing wrong?

Morale is LOW!

Can you pick the soldiers who have Hooah haircuts? (remember, no sideburns or faddish hair!)

Accident Risk

Can you draw missing reflective belts on the soldiers who are messing up the grass? Can you spot the ground guide?


This soldier looks like a loamy ninja. Can you have someone write a policy on which hats may be worn based on FOB and temperature? Also, is that a moo-stash?


Can you identify the soldiers who haven’t seen a measuring tape in a hot minute?


Can you circle the soldiers whose grooming is professional and functional?


Can you spot the soldiers whose leaders failed them by not doing POV inspections and safety briefs?


Can you circle the hazing that is going on in this picture?


Remember: True professionals always wear helmets and reflective belts for layouts. Can you spot the things that aren’t dress-rightdress?


Can you find this soldier’s squad leader? That’s right! His squad leader failed him and now he’s going to ASAP so we don’t have to deal with him.


1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8.

Can you list the things that likely caused this damage?
No drip pans No chock blocks No ground guides

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