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Damned Fucking Shit Edited by Access Denied Issue #4 Title: Why I Hate /<rad WaReZ d00ds and Other stuff. Date: 10/1/93 By: Access Denied ÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅ Why I Hate /<rad WaReZ D00ds and Other Stuff If you're a /<rad WaReZ d00d, this textfile is all about you. Here is what a /<rad WaReZ d00d is: A /<rad WaReZ d00d will get EVERY WaReZ file he can get his GRUBBY little hands on. He's a JERK. He never actually USES any of the WaReZ he gets. He gets them from some LD BBS and uploads them to another LD BBS. And half the time he's not even a courier. He just does it so he can get his ratio REALLY high so he can download more WaReZ. Now, don't get me wrong, I don't think couriers are /<rad WaReZ d00ds. They serve a purpose, the distribute stuff for groups and crap. Like maybe a courier for DFS <laff>. Or a courier for CRiMSON <a very good group or so I hear>. These guys aren't couriers though. And they spend a SHITLOAD of money on their LD calls because they don't know shit about phreaking or using k0dez or anything like that. So they bitch about having huge fone bills like $400 dollars a month. And they ask on way /<rad WaReZ and wanna-be H/P BBSs about "How can I get free LD calls but not have to worry about the feds busting down my door?" They're SO FUCKING LAME. I don't have anything against WaReZ. I think it's a cewl idea. Why go out and pay a few hundred dollars for some program or game when you can just get it for the price of a fone call? It's the guys who just get the shit for the sake of getting it. THEY SUCK. Like some guy who's in 414 is really k00l. He's the total image of a WaReZ d00d. He gets the stuff and sends it somewhere else. AND he only has a 40 MB hard drive. ARGH! What a WASTE of TIME! <And he knows who he is if he's reading this!> Hmmm... that was fun... now I'll bash something else... how about: Wanna-be /<rad ANSi Groups Ok, a wanna-be ANSi group is a group the sucks. And people know the suck and the people in the group know they suck and even the couriers know they suck. They even fuck up in their NFO files and put people's names wrong and stuff. And the programmers SUCK for them. They can't even write a fucking loader. <Ok.. if you're from 414, you can probably figure out what group I'm bashing.> And lesse... well maybe one ANSi artist is good. But the rest pretty much SUCK. These types of groups only exist because there are

people who think they can do ANSi but actually can't. Anyway. it's the best 'zine ever if you ask me!). but some is WAY better than it's commercial equivalents) and he d/ld it. I fuck I fuck I fuck. I don't fuck men. Cuz I run it. d/ld Phrack because he thought it was some /<rad Shareware game (not that Shareware sucks or anything. No 50 dollars for the first 2 BBSs and then 100 dollars for the third. Right. And it's free to. They suck.. Let's bash: RAP in All forms RAP SUCKS. Then they ask something like: I was just Blue Boxing off my data line and I couldn't figure out what to do. If I wanna see shitty ANSi I'll go and draw some myself. And because he found Phrack 3 on some little SW/PD BBS <obviously some idiot got on some halfway decent H/P BBS. Ok. Blah. And you can only run 3 BBSs with that software in the same area code. The best BBS software out is Renegade. Renegade's the best. I fuck myself. Here's rap: Fuck shit damn fuck shit nigger pussy I cum in your ass while I gun down 50 niggers in the muther fucking school. HA HA. Not that Phrack is bad (shit. That's crap. this guy goes around telling all sorts of idiots how to make a blue box and get themselves busted. oh. All those damn Forum hacks SUCK. And the /<rad SysOp didn't catch the file in time or whatever> he thinks he's the biggest H/P GOD in the whole WORLD. How the HELL do you use the message areas?!?!?! ARGH! I HATE IT! Now I'll bash: Pretty much any OTHER BBS software. I fuck the police. and don't get the hint when some bigger group totally rejects them or something. And now: PC Board Face it. but Phrack 3 is kinda old. Now for: Wanna-be H/P/A/Etc d00ds! This is the guy who thinks he knows shit because he read some magazine like Phrack #3 or something. I HATE the user interface for ViSiON-X and ViSiON/2 and Oblivion/2 and all that other crap and Celebrity. Then he u/ld it to a PD/SW/FW BBS to get file points (WWIV BBS of course) so he could get another k00l SW game. it sucks. Kewl. most does. Like people don't use the millions of cracks out there for em all. You bitch I'm gonna shoot your mother fucking ass cuz you is werin' . They get the one good artist because he either feels sorry for them or just doesn't want to be in some huge group. It's obviously the best in security and all that other crap. Sure. FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT SHIT SHIT PISS PISS PISS. Maybe this guy will die. Can anyone help? This is the kind of guy who DESERVES to be busted. Some people tell me "Hey man! It's the k00lest BBS software around!" I HATE IT!!!!! IT SUCKS IF YOU ASK ME. They all have a zillion bugs that no one says anything about. I mean Celerity <what kind of Shit name is THAT?>..

Dementia Praecox. But don't ask me when. If you're using a Mac to read this YOU CAN BLOW ME. And the mouse only has ONE button!!!!! STUPID! And on the pull down menus you have to always keep pressing on the button. ÉÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ» º Distribution Sites: º º If you're on the BBSs you know it. Apple and anything made by Apple sucks. If I decided to bash religion. I'm not even going to say anything. º º Fuck you if you're not. IT'S TOTAL CRAP! Don't these convicted felons have anything better to do with their lives than sit in front of a microphone and yells swears at the top of their lungs? I guess not. Macs SUCK! THEY SUCK!!! I HATE the interface! I don't even have Windoze on my hard drive. This file written totally by Access Denied. It's to damn small and looks ugly. I hope they all die. Well. I can't think of anything else to bash so I'll leave it at that. CRiMSON.yo hat the wrong muther fucking way. Greets to Incarnate.. THEY SUCK. GOOD! You deserve to get bashed you stupid fucks. First of all they're slow as all hell. They suck. MTS. Why would I want to use a MAC? GOD THEY SUCK. Shit fuck this damn bitch with my dick in her pussy. Watch for the next DFS issue coming soon. anything or any group.. If I insulted anybody. º ÈÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍͼ . There's probably a lot more and if I can find more crap to bash I'll make another bash file. How about: Computers made by Apple Face it. Second of all the keyboard sucks. Rap should be illegal. this textfile would be about 15 megs in length. and anyone else I know and don't hate (about 7 other people) and any group that those people are in that still actually exists. Enough said. Religion is the downfall of society. You can't just click on the menu bar! It SUCKS! And they cost 1000 dollars more than an MS-DOS machine that is twice as fast. And: Religious Fanatics Shit.