India is very particular while electing their reps in the Lok Sabha. We choose the best.

You can guess our caliber from the difficult questionnaire they have set for the prospective candidates. May the best man or woman or _ _ _ _ _ win. And who cares. Mera Bharat Mahan!

_____ Application Form For "Lok Sabha Election" (Application Form to Be Filled For Contesting Lok Sabha Election) 1.Name of Candidate: _____________________ 2.Present Address: (i.)Name of Jail: _____________________ (ii.)Cell Number: _____________________ 3.Political Party: _____________________ *List ONLY the Last Five parties in Chronological (Order) 4.Sex: [ ] A- Male B- Female C- Mayawati D- Uma Bharathi

5.Nationality: [ ] A- Italian B- Indian 6.Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more) A- Defected B- Expelled C- Bought out D- None of above E- All of above 7.Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more) A- To make money B- To escape court trial C- To grossly misuse power D- To serve the public E- I have no clue (If you choose "D", attach Certificate of Sanity from a Recognized Government Psychiatrist) 8.How many years of public service experience do you possess? A- 1-2 yrs B- 2-6yrs C- 6-15yrs D- 15+yrs 9.Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as many Additional Sheets as you want) 10.How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ] (Donot confuse with question 8) A- 1-2 years B- 2-6 years C- 6-15 years D- 15+years

11. Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ] A- Why not B- Of Course C- Definitely D- I deny it all E- I see a foreign hand. 12. What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ] A- 100-500 Crores B- 500-1000 Crores C- Overflow... (Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc to Rupees) 13. Do you have any developmental plans for India in mind? [ ] A- No B- No C- No D- No 14.Describe your achievements in space provided: [_____] Issued in public interest by Election Commission of India.

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