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THE ROMNY RYE AND
MARINA & THE DIAMONDS
JULIAN CASABLANCAS, BIFFY CLYRO
AND AA BONDY ALBUM REVIEWS
WHERE THE BIRDS OF PREY DOMINATE THE SANDY YOUTH IN REVOLT, DEFENDOR
DUNES, ANOUSH ABRAR AND AIMEE HOVING BRAVE AND THE CRAZIES PREVIEWS
THE DESERT TO EXPLORE ITS ROCKY CLIMES FANTASTIC MR. FOX, THE WHITE RIBBON
AND THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS REVIEWS
ART BY KEVIN CYR AND MATTE STEPHENS
AND STYLE BY VALENTINA VOS AND SEBASTIAN SCWAJCZAK
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ANOUSH ABRAR, KEVIN CYR, JONATHAN GREEN, GABRIELA GNAT, ROB HENNEBERRY, AIMEE HOVING,
JOHN MALLOY, MATTE STEPHENS, SEBASTIAN SZWAJCZAK, LAUREN WARD, WE BARBARIANS & VALENTINA VOS
NOVEMBER 2009
MUSIC
FEATURES
10 THE ROMANY RYE
11 MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS
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PAGE 20 ALBUM REVIEWS
12 ALBUM ROUND-UP, INCLUDING BIFFY CLYRO,
JULIAN CASABLANCAS & AA BONDY
FILM
PREVIEWS
14 YOUTH IN REVOLT
15 THE OTHER GUYS
16 THE CRAZIES
17 DFENDOR
18 SURVIVAL OF THE DEAD
19 CLASH OF THE TITANS
REVIEWS
20 FANTASTIC MR. FOX
22 THE INFORMANT!
23 THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS
24 PRECIOUS
26 PAPER HEART
27 JENNIFER’S BODY
28 THE WHITE RIBBON
31 COUPLES RETREAT
32 TRIANGLE
33 ZOMBIELAND
34 THIRST
35 THE IMAGINARIUM OF DOCTOR PARNASUS
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36 DVD ROUND-UP, INCLUDING PUBLIC ENEMIES,
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New Year’s Day 2007, Luke Mac- Under the name The Romany Rye, much more. With record release
Master was left somewhat lost as to he threw himself back into music, shows lined up for Costa Mesa and
his new direction. For one reason or writing and recording demos as he LA in November, Luke’s new leaf is
another, it never quite happened settled on a new sound. Playing more profitable than he could have
for a band forever on the cusp on with members of local band Dawes ever imagined and the future is
something great, without ever be- and hitting the studio with Kelly Win- looking very bright indeed.
ing able to make the crucial leap. rich of Delta Spirit, The Romany Rye
The Colour were due to release their ventured forward in fits and starts ‘Highway 1, Looking Back Carefully’
first and only album a couple of whenever the various collaborators is out now on iTunes and in local LA
months later but the fit wasn’t quite were in town. But Luke pushed on. music stores.
DIAMONDS IN
to Kate Bush or a creative Kate it feels carefully, and perfectly,
Nash, with a heap of Bat For Lashes crafted without sounding even re-
thrown in for good measure. You motely over-produced and unnatu-
THE DARK
can certainly see the likeness but ral. Marina’s new wave direction on
she deserves to go on unrestricted the likes of ‘Mowgli’s Road’ sounds
by the endless comparisons the mu- like the perfect progression from
sic media throw at aspiring artists. this year’s tired electro push, while
on ‘I’m Not A Robot’, a straight-up
BORN IN WALES, MARINA DIAMANDIS MOVED TO Underneath the sweet exterior,
Marina is a witty, cutting song-writer
piano ballad, it feels like you’re re-
ally delving into her heart and soul.
LONDON TO FIND SUCCESS WITH HER BAND MARINA at heart. She’s been known to clip
AND THE DIAMONDS, AND AFTER A SELL-OUT NME errant fans around the jaw, tear into
the aforementioned resemblance
Picked out by NME for their Radar
Tour, and having already played a
TOUR AND MAJOR LABEL BACKING, 2010 IS SET TO BE to Kate Nash and rip apart Lily Al- heap of festivals this summer, the
A VERY EXCITING YEAR FOR THIS MULTI-TALENTED len’s sell-out image and ‘acciden- right people are behind Marina Dia-
NEW WAVE TREND-SETTER tal’ topless holiday shots and as a
popular blogger herself, show her
mandis for her to make a real name
for herself in 2010 when her debut
Something of a new wave piano displeasure for artists who use to album ‘The Family Jewels’ is set for
songstress, Marina And The Dia- platform to tell fans they just had a a release.
monds is the solo project from, ham sandwich for dinner. Marina
believe-her-name-or-not, Marina means business, she’s here to make Marina And The Diamonds’ limited
Diamandis. Sounding like she’s been records, not mess around. edition new single ‘Mowgli’s Road’,
around for years yet still completely is out November 16 and will be play-
fresh in the face and clean cut in Her music has a real sense of gran- ing a handful of dates across the UK
her music, Marina has been likened deur to it, it’s playful no doubt, but in support.
JULIAN CASABLANCAS
As fans grow tired of the
recent electro resurgence,
Julian Casablancas returns
★★★★★
★★★★★
★★★★★
AA BONDY ‘WHEN
Though gaining relative critical acclaim
and a reasonable fanbase with his previous
band Verbena, it has been since going solo
★★★★★
BIFFY CLYRO
Though some might be under the im-
pression ‘Only Revolutions’ is Biffy Clyro’s
second studio album, in their 14th year
‘ONLY REVOLUTIONS’
together, it’s actually their fifth. More of
the same from the hard-nosed, straight-
talking rockers, ‘Only Revolutions’ has
the depth and variation to push them
further into the popular realm, if a little
RELEASED NOVEMBER 9 behind breakthrough ‘Puzzle’.
★★★★★
YOUTH IN REVOLT
danger of becoming typecast very secondary personality for himself –
early in his career. Cera’s likeability, the roguish Francois – in an attempt
however, is undiminished, and even to woo the apparently uninterested
if, during the opening reel of one Sheeni Saunders (Portia Double-
RELEASED JANUARY 8 2010 (USA) TBC (UK) of his films, you find yourself thinking
it’s all very familiar, by the end he
day). Steve Buscemi and Ray Liotta
provide support.
It seems whichever way you turn has usually suckered you in, or at
these days you might end up least convinced you you’ll give him Naturally, leading his new double
bumping into a Michael Cera com- another shot. existence gets Nick into a raft of
edy. His rise to popularity began trouble, and the trailer partially re-
in 2007, when Superbad and Juno Enter Youth in Revolt, Miguel Arte- sembles the madness of Me, Myself
combined effortlessly to rocket his ta’s (Chuck and Buck, The Good and Irene in its schizophrenic absur-
career to new heights. Girl) adaptation of the 1993 novel dity. That film featured Jim Carrey
of the same name, concerning a turned upto eleven, so with Cera,
His uneasy charisma and every- young man who falls desperately in it’s likely this will be a more muted
day charm have endeared him to love with a girl he meets on vaca- affair. Cera is hardly stretching him-
viewers, particularly those with indie tion. Here the film veers away from self here, although the excitement
sensibilities, although it has to be the book slightly, with Cera’s char- of playing two roles will hopefully let
said that despite his success he is in acter Nick attempting to invent a us see a new side of him.
THE CRAZIES
something of a cult following. ently frightening – but it needs to
be handled with vision and clarity in
Breck Eisner’s upcoming 2010 order to avoid horror clichés.
remake doesn’t tinker too signifi-
RELEASED FEBRUARY 26 2010 cantly with the story or the concept,
choosing to opt for a water supply
George Romero himself is cred-
ited as executive producer on the
Those with good memories might contamination rather than a plane remake, although the degree to
recall George A. Romero’s 1973 film crash. Timothy Olyphant (Hitman) which he has been involved is un-
The Crazies, in which a biological stars opposite Danielle Panabaker known, let alone his creative input.
weapon is accidentally unleashed (Mr. Brooks) and Australian actress
on an American town, driving the Radha Mitchell as the equivalent It would perhaps be a little naive to
inhabitants ‘crazy’ and resulting in a characters from Romero’s original. assume that he has been fighting to
wave of psychotic violence. It had The central concept of the film is still ensure the film is a worthy update,
the waves of commentary usually an interesting one – family members but hopefully the central idea will
attributable to Romero’s films and and friends turning into mindless propel the film above the standard
its low budget politicising garnered killers is hardly subtle, but is inher- horror fair.
DEFENDOR
young prostitute who befriends him. that enough is enough.
SURVIVAL OF
ulating through his undead hordes, stars, as has been the case with
what he believes to be important many of Romero’s films, and the film
socio-political issues. It’s a tried and has been independently produced.
THE DEAD
tested method and one Romero
has become inherently linked to, After the moderate success of
and as long as he has things to say, previous entry, Diary Of The Dead,
there will be more zombies and Romero will be hoping he can excel
more gore coming up for the plea- once again in the genre he created
RELEASED Q4 2009 (USA) TBC (UK) sure of audiences everywhere. decades ago.
George Romero’s ‘...Of The Dead’ This time the story concerns a group Directing as usual from his own
series continues with ‘Survival’, of survivors who escape to Plum script, the audience can expect the
the sixth blood drenched entry Island, Delaware, looking for a safe familiar Romero qualities to be pres-
in his loosely connected zombie haven and even, perhaps, a cure ent and correct, including imagina-
apocalypse collection. True to form, for the zombie condition. Beyond tive deaths, liberal splashes of blood
Romero’s horror leanings are meta- that, not a huge amount is widely and underlying social commentary.
phorical in their machinations, artic- known. The cast is bereft of huge It’s like 1968 all over again.
CLASH OF THE
winged horse, Pegasus. Leterrier’s much anticipated, Avatar. Behind
film focuses on a revenge plotline, Worthington and co. is an excit-
with an angry Perseus leading a ing supporting cast that includes,
TITANS
daring mission to kill Hades himself, amongst others, Mads Mikkelsen
stopping him from capturing Zeus’ and Gemma Arterton as Draco,
power and avenging the deaths of leader of the Praetorian Guard, and
his family. Io respectively.
THE INFORMANT!
The tables are swiftly turned when world that just Jason Borne.
the ADM lawyers discover that Mark
has been skimming money from To The Informant!’s downfall, it
company profits, and the FBI de- certainly might not boast the most
cides to sideline the ADM case and tightly honed comedy script in
DIRECTED BY STEVEN SODERBERGH STARRING MATT DAMON, go after Mark instead. recent years. When the court case
SCOTT BAKULA, JOEL MCHALE, MELANIE LYNSKEY, EDDIE gets under way the story grows a
JEMISON, SCOTT BAKULA, TOM PAPA & LUCAS CARROLL This film easily fulfils, but doesn’t
necessarily exceed, expectations.
little heavy handed and loses some
of the snappy pace and fleet-foot-
RELEASED OUT NOW (USA) NOVEMBER 20 (UK) It shares with the Ocean’s films an
effortlessly well-paced and uplift-
ed dialogue that defines the rest
of the narrative. But if this was the
The Informant! is the true(ish) story of ing tone that can only come about sort of film where every last moment
Mark Whitacre, the highest ranking when an experienced and confi- was painstakingly thought out to
whistleblower in corporate his- dent filmmaker, like Soderbergh, avoid stagnancy, then it wouldn’t
tory. Mark (Damon) is a biochemist decides to let his hair down and have allowed Soderbergh and
promoted to the heady heights of remind himself how much fun film- Damon to enjoy themselves and
agricultural giant ADM’s corporate making can be. create such a thoroughly entertain-
infrastructure, but when the FBI are ing and raucous film.
called in to investigate a security Matt Damon may have achieved
matter, Mark inexplicably decides international fame and critical ac- If anybody was looking forward
to tell Agent Shepherd (Bakula) claim in his startling career, but his to a cutting rebuke of the US corn
about ADM’s involvement in one of comedic abilities have been re- industry, similar to Richard Linklater’s
the largest global price-fixing scan- stricted to ‘Saturday Night Live’ and fantastic Fast Food Nation, then
dals in corporate history. small cameos. This film will hopefully you will be disappointed as this film
broadcast this hidden talent to a touches very lightly on the ‘corn’
What follows is basically what The global audience. Damon’s perform- issue. Similarly, if anybody was look-
Insider would have looked like if ance is slick, astutue and understat- ing for a deep character study of
Mel Brooks owned the rights. Mark ed; he is never brash or knowingly a torn soul stuck in the heart of a
agrees to wear a wire in order to ‘comic’, a refreshing quality after so giant US corporation, then they will
incriminate the top executives at many years of Will Ferrell and Ben leave unfulfilled; while there may
ADM but he is so childishly excited Stiller, and he maintains that slightly be pathos by the bucket load, we
about his foray into espionage that dim, Middle-American charm that can never really say we care about
he never stops to think about what radiates from his calm, ‘farm boy’ Whitacre. If, on the other hand, you
he is getting himself into. Mark is one physique. It is amazing how easy it is arrive at the cinema looking for-
of those hopelessly naïve Ameri- to overlook that Damon has already ward to a frivolous, expertly pro-
can’s that we don’t see enough of won an Oscar for his screenwriting duced, and very funny movie with
outside the US, and he somehow but it is classy performances likes a few cracking performances, then
believes that he will come out of this this and his fresh-faced demeanour you might just be in luck.
dilemma with a healthy corporate and physiology that remind us he
future and the board on his side. is a whole lot more to the acting ★★★★★
STARE AT GOATS
forces before eventually ending turou boundaries.
up at a secret military base run by
Lyn’s arch-nemesis, Larry Hooper David O. Russell proved in Three
(Spacey). Kings that you can make a funny
film about the Middle East that is still
Hooper, who was always more socially responsible, aesthetically
DIRECTED BY GRANT HESLOV STARRING GEORGE CLOONEY, interested in the dark potential original and gives plenty of space
EWAN MCGREGOR, KEVIN SPACEY, TERRY SERPICO, ROBERT of the New Earth Army, is now a for an ensemble cast (including
PATRICK, STEPHEN LANG, REBECCA MADER & JEFF BRIDGES private contractor to the US military.
Bill works for Hooper at the base,
George Clooney) to show off their
considerable talents. Here, rookie
RELEASED NOVEMBER 6 but he is a shadow of his former self
having lost his passion and found
director Heslov is not an authorial
independent filmmaker, he is a stu-
The Men Who Stare At Goats fol- the booze. Lyn cannot stand to see dio stooge, so make no mistake that
lows Bob Wilton (McGregor) a his idol falling so far from grace, this is a safe picture parading as a
cuckolded small-town American and gives up all hope of succeed- quirky indie film.
reporter, as he travels to the Middle ing in his mission and helping Bill.
East to prove himself as a journalist It therefore falls to the previously Another mark against this film is
and a man. While there he runs into sceptical Bob to spur Bill into action, Ewan McGregor’s characteristically
Lyn Cassady (Clooney) a former and prove to Lyn that the Jedi spirit dull and lifeless performance and
member of the New Earth Army. lives on. They lace the powdered leaves you wondering, once again,
A covert faction of the US Army, eggs at the base with LSD, set free how he has managed to spin such
the New Earth Army was founded all the goats and Iraqi prisoners, and a startlingly high profile career in
by Bill Django (Bridges), a sort of escape in a helicopter, leaving Bob Hollywood out of one decent per-
Timothy Leary for the military, who to tell their story to the world. formance as a heroin addict.
researched mysticism, parapsychol-
ogy and narcotics in the ‘70s in an It is safe to say, then, that this story If you are looking for some cheap
attempt to build a ‘flower-power’ was created for a few raucous, gags and an example of a faultless
fighting force. Lyn, it transpires, was comedic, and thoroughly entertain- and polished Hollywood comedy,
the poster-boy for this operation, ing set pieces. The characters are then check this film out, but if you
with uncanny psychic abilities. funny, and the unquestionable tal- have been roped in by the poster
ent of the American actors ensures campaign and think that this is an
We learn this history of the New that there are some unforgettable interesting and authorial American
Earth Army in flashbacks while Bob moments and well-delivered lines. independent comedy, I’m afraid
and Lyn are travelling into Iraq. It is certainly a fast and entertaining you will find yourself utterly under-
After crashing the car, the pair are action-comedy with almost faultless whelmed.
kidnapped by terrorists, and this pace and a well-polished structure,
sets into motion a chain of hapless but polished is not necessarily a ★★★★★
PRECIOUS
apartment and stale food are all laid
before us in the same frank and un-
apologetic style in which the original
novel was written. This almost impos-
sible clash of tones and messages
DIRECTED BY LEE DANIELS STARRING GABOUREY SIDIBE, creates a truly wonderful emotional
MO’NIQUE, PAULA PATTON, MARIAH CAREY, LENNY KRAVITZ, journey for the audience as we swing
SHERRI SHEPHERD, NEALLA GORDON & STEPHANIE ANDUJAR between hope and despairand
realise that somewhere in the middle
RELEASED NOVEMBER 6 (USA) FEBRUARY 10 2010 (UK) lies the hidden beauty of a seemingly
mundane life.
Precious is the story of an obese
African American girl who, at the There are, however, some elements
age of just sixteen, is pregnant with of the script that don’t ring true. To
her second child by her own father, begin with, and cynicaly perhaps,
while to make matters worse she it is hard to believe that a teacher
also suffers shocking physical and at a soulless and impoverished state
emotional abuse at the hands of her school would take the time or care
sadistic and twisted mother. It would to help one random pregnant stu-
be difficult to imagine a more upset- dent get into an alternative school.
ting lead character, nor a more sad- Similarly, it is slightly contrived that
dening and discomforting story and a group of troubled teenage girls
yet quite remarkably, the filmmakers thrown together would bond in such
have moulded this story into an uplift- an unquestioning and trusting way.
ing and often funny tale.
While these events might not stand
When her school discovers she is up to the stark and unfaltering real-
pregnant, Precious (Sidibe) is kicked ism of The Wire, they do not feel insin-
out and sent home to her crumbling cere in Precious as the film is shot with
high rise flat where she lives with her a sense that resilience and kindness
mother Mary (Mo’nique). Precious of spirit will always battle through the
defies her mother’s orders to go to apathy of modern society.
the welfare office and sneaks to
alternative school Each One/ Teach The cast are absolutely superb.
One to register. It is here that Precious Carey and Kravitz, surely two of the
meets Ms. Rain (Patton), a softly spo- biggest egos in music, are restrained
ken and patient teacher who forces and respectful of the overall story.
her small class to write diary accounts Paula Patton is excellent as the kind
and fairytales, and, urged on by the and quiet Ms Rain, who is still too
support of Ms Rain and her class- young and hopeful to ignore the
mates, Precious begins to develop a plight of her students and Mo’nique
voice of her own. This is by no means is extraordinary as the cruel and
the end of her journey and there are barren Mary. Her performance calls
several twists and turns before she’s for wild, violent swings of emotions,
out the other side, but she will now which she pulls of perfectly, at her
face her obstacles with resolution, most terrifying and absorbing best
self-respect, and, most importantly, in the moments of silence or quiet
the support of her friends. conversation, when her anger and
spite are lurking nearby. Plus Ga-
It is easy to see that despite the bourey Sidibe is another wonderful
harrowing subject matter, the film discovery by Lee Daniels. You cannot
manages to pick out the moments help but be utterly engaged by her
of resilience, camaraderie, and strange appearance and the sulking
selflessness that pervade the story. melancholy of her performance, and
That is not to say that the it shirks its then when she suddenly smiles, it is a
responsibilities to the context of the warm, innocent, and hopeful smile
story, the relationship with Mary, the that will move many to tears.
sexual abuse, and the general stifling
atmosphere and the stained, cold ★★★★★
PAPER HEART
the-rain stuff”, but it was not until love, but it is also a heart-warming
she approached friend and director romance story looking at the court-
Nick Jasenovec that Paper Heart ing process in all its awkward splen-
began to form as an idea. Jasen- dour. As Charlyne “falls in love” with
ovec forced Yi to accept that the Cera, her real-life character be-
DIRECTED BY NICHOLAS JASENOVEC STARRING CHARLYNE film would be better if she placed gins to change as her questions to
YI, MICHAEL CERA, JAKE M. JOHNSON, SETH ROGEN, PAUL herself, and her staunchly anti-love complete strangers become more
RUST, MARTIN STARR, SARAH BAKER & DEMETRI MARTIN mindset, in front of the camera. hopeful of true romantic.
RELEASED OUT NOW (USA) NOVEMBER 13 (UK) When she confessed to being nerv-
ous, Jasenovec suggested they
There are so many things about the
film that could have been annoy-
People are calling Paper Heart incorporate a scripted narrative into ing; it is a “film-about-a-film”, often
a mockumentary but that word the documentary so that she could pretentious, it’s quirky and made by
doesn’t seem to do the film justice. feel like she was ‘acting’. And so this American Apparel youngsters from
The phrase bears no resemblance fascinating new medium of docu- East LA, often pretentious, and it has
or heritage whatsoever to Spinal drama was born. episodes of animation to help de-
Tap and Paper Heart is really an scribe the interviews, which can be
honest study on the nature of love. Yi and Jasenovec have gone to construed as... you get the picture.
It’s a quirky docu-drama that blends great lengths to ensure that the
narrative sequences with documen- whole film feels real. The docu- The story, however, is so refreshing
tary footage, woven together in mentary footage and the scripted and honest that it would be almost
a way that they inform and affect scenes are shot in exactly the same impossible to find anything annoy-
one another. style, so that we never feel a jarring ing in Paper Heart.
effect when we cross from one to
And if that doesn’t grab you, there the other, casting an actor to play In the end, Nick becomes hell-bent
are also some fantastic Gondry- director Nick, and Jake Johnson on finishing the film, and his intrusive
esque animated sequences and is more realistic as Nick than Nick camera nearly ruins Charlyne and
original music from the poster boy would have been. Michael’s relationship, but whether
of geek-chic, Michael Cera. or not their romance survives is ir-
The result is a mish-mash of genres relevant, the important thing is that
Charlyne Yi, a comedienne from that really draws the viewer into the Charlyne has learned to accept the
California, has always wanted to heart and message of the story. This possibility of love, and the lack of
make a documentary about real is a buddy/road trip movie about control we have over it.
love, as opposed to the “Julia two friends travelling across Amer-
Roberts/English Patient/sobbing-in- ica trying to find the meaning of ★★★★★
JENNIFER’S BODY
chic, Jennifer’s Body is a comedy- or Halloween, with the clean, sharp,
horror that shamelessly targets the colourful look of more modern teen-
teenage market. The decision to centric films.
cast Megan Fox (Transformers) and
Adam Brody (The O.C.), while as- Finally, there is Cody’s script itself.
DIRECTED BY KARYN KUSAMA STARRING MEGAN FOX, sembling a soundtrack stuffed with The task of dealing with an unfa-
AMANDA SEYFRIED, JOHNNY SIMMONS, ADAM BRODY, SAL Emo-pop poster boys like Panic! At miliar genre forced Cody to stray
CORTEZ, RYAN LEVINE, JUAN RIEDINGER & JUNO RUDDELL The Disco, is suggestive of the
overall tone of the film. It is littered
away from her beloved quirky dia-
logue at certain points but this is a
RELEASED OUT NOW (USA) NOVEMBER 6 (UK) with teen references and gags
and the hyper-real ‘teen speak’
positive as it forces some of her witty
observational humour to the fore.
If anyone in the film industry claims that characterised ‘Juno’ boast- Nikolei’s defence of the sacrifice (it
that they aren’t at least a bit in- ing phrases like “freak-tarded” and is impossible to make it as an indie
trigued by the idea of a Diablo “cheese and fries”, as opposed to rock band unless you have been on
Cody horror film, then they are “Jesus Christ”. Letterman or made a song for a film
probably lying. Her infectious, and soundtrack) is wonderfully tongue-
hugely popular debut, Juno, was Lurking behind this teeny horror, in-cheek and there are plenty of
the toast of the Oscars two years however, are a few elements that moments like that throughout.
ago and Jennifer’s Body is her ea- deserve genuine praise. To begin
gerly awaited follow-up. with, some of the performances are There is also the small matter of the
excellent. Sure, Megan Fox is Meg- horror element of the film. There is
The story concerns Jennifer (Fox), an Fox, but Amanda Seyfried is an nothing especially original about
the “hot girl” at Devil’s Kettle High excellent young actress who brings the horror here, but there is nothing
School, who is sacrificed by the a wild-eyed, eerie innocence to the excessively cheap or crass about
lead singer of a rock band (Adam part of Needy, and Adam Brody it either. There are some genuinely
Brody) looking to enlist Satan’s help brings his characteristic charm and scary sequences and Karen Kusa-
in achieving fame. The sacrifice zany likeability to the role of band ma has done an excellent job of
goes wrong because Jennifer is frontman Nikolei. teasing this uncomfortable element
not a virgin and she returns to life of the script out into the finished film.
as a teenage-boy-eating demon. Secondly, the set design and
And of course, the only person who general look of the film are com- The result is a shamelessly quirky
suspects Jennifer of the killings is her mendable. It is a rich visual tapestry teen film that is actually quite funny,
nerdy best friend, Needy (Seyfried). that fuses the mundane, small-town scary and entertaining to watch.
aesthetic of many legendary horror
While Juno had pretentions of indie films, think Nightmare on Elm Street ★★★★★
A SERIOUS MAN
RELEASED OUT NOW (USA) NOVEMBER 20 (UK)
2012
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HARRY BROWN
RELEASED NOVEMBER 13 (UK) TBC (USA)
A CHRISTMAS CAROL
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AN EDUCATION GLORIOUS 39
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COUPLES RETREAT
all been signed up for mandatory recent spate of generic rom-coms,
therapy sessions and 6am bond- and no-one will deny he is much
ing classes. Right from the outset better putting his often hilarious
the island activities appear to be sense of timing to better use in more
DIRECTED BY PETER BILLINGSLEY STARRING VINCE VAUGHN, doing more harm than good, but
threatened with being set home if
edgy and ambitious work.
JASON BATEMAN, JON FAVREAU, FAIZON LOVE, KRISTEN they don’t comply with guru Mar- Though on a whole the rest of the
BELL, MALIN AKERMAN, KRISTIN DAVIS, KALI HAWK, PETER cel’s (Reno) tailor-made itinerary,
the couples tough it out and hope
cast do amicable if nothing extraor-
dinary jobs, Kristen Davis falls foul to
SERAFINOWICZ, CARLOS PONCE & JEAN RENO the sessions will bring them all closer the Jennifer Aniston situation. Like
together by the end of the holiday. Aniston, Davis doesn’t have the
RELEASED OUT NOW charisma for the big screen and is
On paper, Couples Retreat shapes With Jason Bateman, Kristen Bell, better saving her talents for TV.
up to be pretty much the perfect Vince Vaughn and John Favreau all
comedy. Written by and starring together on screen, given the talent While the plot could have done
Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau, on offer, Couples Retreat is nowhere with a lot more work, in terms of a
backed up in front of the camera near as funny as it should be. The mindless easy watch, there is some
by Jason Bateman, Kristen Bell, characters would have you believe entertainment to be had from
Malin Akerman, Kristin Davis, Faizon they all have their own personality Couples Retreat, but from a pro-
Love and Jean Reno, directed by and individual quirks, as individuals duction budget of $70m, that still
long time Favreau collaborator Pe- and couples, but they’re all fairly isn’t good enough. Jean Reno’s role
ter Billingsley and set on a tropical is- bland and this rubs off on the com- is pleasing, if generic and it’s left to
land resort, ripe for comedy, there’s edy. You can count the laughs on the yoga instructor (Ponce) to bring
little you would have change when one hand and it won’t really trouble to only real laughs throughout the
the film started production. your third or fourth finger. The script whole film.
feels lazy and there’s no build-up or
About four couples who go on effort to the set-ups, just one liners Couples Retreat is a lazy, unimagi-
vacation to the dreamy holiday thrown at the screen time again native comedy that with the talent
hotspot Eden, one to repair their and again with no pay off. on show, should have been a whole
relationship, the other three merely lot more than another boring rom-
to unwind and have a good time, Couples Retreat marks another com to throw on the pile.
everything’s thrown up in the air film in Vaughn’s change of direc-
when the group find out they’ve tion from Brat Pack comedies to a ★★★★★
TRIANGLE
shipwrecked friends must board a down the normal path, Triangle is
passing old liner, or fear never find- not the basic horror film you might
ing rescue. Getting creepier by the have been expecting. To give any-
minute, the group of friends struggle thing away would spoil some of the
to find anyone actually manning big twists but let it be known there’s
DIRECTED BY CHRISTOPHER SMITH STARRING MELISSA the ship and sure enough come another dimension to the story you
GEORGE, LIAM HEMSWORTH, RACHAEL CARPANI, EMMA under attack from a mysterious won’t see coming.
LUNG, MICHAEL DORMAN, HENRY NIXON, & JOSHUA MCIVOR character who poses a seemingly
impossible dilemma for how to get With the film so wholly centred on
RELEASED OUT NOW (UK) TBC (USA) off the liner alive. Jess, to meet its potential it requires
a performance of real conviction
When a group of friends head out While the story struggles a little in from star Melissa George, but sadly
onto the high seas in a little yacht, the second and third acts, Triangle she doesn’t have the wherewithal
ready and waiting to be overpow- is a step back in the right direction to pull it off. Plying her trade with
ered by the eventual storm clouds, for writer/director Christopher Smith boundless energy and a decent at-
you know from the outset things after bland and lazy genre film Sev- tempt at intensity, she does enough
aren’t going to end well. As you’d erence. Taking two years to pen the to get by though with a little more
expect, young mum Jess (George) script, you can tell Smith has some budget set aside for a bigger
even had her fair share of doubt big ideas for his work, and though lead actress, Triangle might have
before they touched off from their they don’t all come off in Triangle, breached the next echelon of silver
local harbour, but assured by friend it bodes well for him in the future. screen status.
Victor (Hemsworth) that they’ll be In fact, it’s the rounded and well
just fine, even if they encounter a thought out conclusion to Triangle Echoing the tone of a wicked
few storm clouds, the group head that really ends the film with a lot of childhood nightmare, Triangle is still
off for the day. How wrong he was. imagination and purpose. worth 99 minutes of your time and
suggests big things are back on the
Confronted with freak weather Though some of the scenes in the horizon for Christopher Smith.
conditions, their boat soon falls foul, ship’s hallways are packed with
meaning ominous as it looks, the genuine tension and draw viewers ★★★★★
ZOMBIELAND
making their way across their shat- horror/comedy king, Shaun of the
tered world. Dead. Zombieland, however, is
much more focussed on the com-
First meeting Tallahassee (Harrel- edy, than the horror. At times it does
son), an unforgiving hardball with prove gore-intensive but beyond a
DIRECTED BY RUBEN FLEISCHER STARRING JESSE an unnatural desire to find the last handful of shocks, the character-
EISENBERG, WODDY HARRELSON, EMMA STONE, ABIGAIL remaining Twinkies on Earth, and based humour perfectly suits the
BRESLIN, AMBER HEARD & BILL MURRAY Wichita (Stone) and Little Rock
(Breslin), two untrusting sisters, for-
four lead actors having the time of
their lives in perfectly written roles.
RELEASED OUT NOW ever eager to eager to ditch their
newfound friends, adamant they’re Harrelson was born for his perform-
Though he pretty quickly needs to better off on their own, the four ance and underlines why there’s still
man-up in a forthcoming role, or head to LA to go to theme park a lot more to come from him before
fear becoming typecast already Pacific Playground, so young Little he hangs up his boots. Similarly,
in his now burgeoning career, it’s a Rock can imagine what it’s like to Eisenberg and Breslin continue their
pleasure still to see Jesse Eisenberg be a kid once more. A never end- rise in the Hollywood ranks, convert-
take the lead in a world overrun ing supply of zombies, of course, ing a solid script into characters with
with zombies, though he wouldn’t makes putting their plan into action snappy dialogue and an energetic
be your first bet when picking survi- a little more difficult than they were wit, though it’s Emma Stone who
vors on a savaged planet. Playing expecting, although it allows them really comes into her own after her
the wimpish Columbus, a geeky the time to realise, at last, perhaps a previously promising performance
loner who before a virus turned new found friendship is more im- in Superbad a couple of years ago.
humanity into the flesh-hungry portant than they ever would have Pulling off the smouldering devil-
undead, wasted his days immersed ever believed before. may-care look with consummate
in World Of Warcraft, Eisenberg has ease, Stone has an irresistible quality
survived against all odds thanks to a Despite a formulaic opening, which to her no-one could have predicted
set of rules he lives his new life by. in its defence does feature a fan- before filming began.
tastic title sequence, Zombieland
Paying particular important to the quickly gets away from the drab With a hilarious cameo thrown in
‘double tap’, popping off a second and frustrating feeling you might for good measure, Zombieland
bullet into a zombie’s head to kill get from Columbus’ early over- is a hugely entertaining comedy
them off, even if you think they’re reliance on his rules. As the plot that doesn’t feel like the big studio
already goners, and ‘cardio’, be- starts to pick up the characters take release it has become, keeping the
cause when was the last time you charge and rules only pop back up indie style and sensibilities of first-
saw a man carrying a few extra for a few laughs a few scenes from time director Ruben Fleischer, and
pounds outrun a rapid, mindless the end. will undoubtedly become the new
zombie, Columbus is happy enough zombie-comedy cult classic for the
ticking over the days before every- Pitting zombies against comedy, next generation.
thing gets thrown on its head as he Zombieland was always going to
meets a handful of other survivors come up again the now legendary ★★★★★
THIRST
his deep and dark internal conflicts. both visual and in dialogue, all
seem diminutive next to the amaz-
The story is a long one, and one of ing performances by the male and
many turns but not so many twists. female lead. Song Kang-ho plays
The length allows for a lot of depth Sang-hyun with so much integrity,
DIRECTED BY PARK CHAN-WOOK STARRING SONG KAN-HO, and attention to be paid to both slowing to fight the impending trans-
KIM OK-VIN, KIM HAE-SOOK, SHIN HA-KYUN, PARK IN-HWAN, the themes in the movie as well as formation of the confused priest for
OH DAL-SU, SONG YOUNG-CHANG focus on each of the characters for
just the right amount of time. Not to
as long as he can, once turned in a
blood thirsty human, he relishes the
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main drawback of the film. There
new interactions his character must
to pursue. Song is matched by the
Thirst, or Bakjwi in its native tongue, is no way it could have been any charming Kim Ok-vin playing Tae-ju.
is the emotional new epic from shorter, no time is wasted on unnec- Similarly she gets to enjoy her own
Korean director Park Chan-wook essary set-up of the story (though transformation, and part of the fun
(Old Boy, Sympathy For Lady a slow introduction), but viewers the audience is to watch how she,
Vengeance and Sympathy For Mr. should know what they’re getting the character and the actor, differ
Vengeance), a man well known for themselves into. with the route taken by Son.
his devotion to character, but is this
new foray into the horror genre a Throughout the duration, Park easily All the while the actors are politely
gamble which pays off for Park, or edits and shifts the camera from let loose by Park’s wide control.
will he find that he’s better off let- spotlighting the embarrassment a Each of Kim Hae-sook, Shin Ha-kyun,
ting his own well crafted characters priest feels when he has unusual de- and Oh Dal-soo, making up Tae-ju’s
decide the films genre. sires, the awkward comedy of the family, and Park In-hwan as Sang-
goofy family friend and the fierce hyun’s head priest are flawless to
A Korean priest (Sang-hyun) with an drama between Tae-ju and the boot. Equal parts understated and
interest in medicine decides to try mother-in-law. On occasion this can powerful, holding holding an Eng-
an experimental drug. As it hap- get too much for the audience, the lish audience back by portraying
pens, he barely survives the trial, embarrassment, the lust and the so much in their physical wares to
but is the only patient who does death are all to extreme levels, but compliment new subtitles.
and Sang-hyun starts to develops each plays a part in Park’s intention.
weird cravings and realises he has The small times of graphic blood are Clearly Park is having fun with the
a few new, supernatural abilities. augmented by the low, pale light of topics in Thirst, and that translates
While keeping his regular priestly the Korean city setting, but fired up across well to the audience to cre-
duties, coming into contact with the by visceral sound effects and short, ate a B-movie feel with a modern
family of a childhood friend of his, strong musical scores. eye for detail is a unique effect. The
specifically their orphan wife, Tae-ju. wait for his English debut goes on.
Tae-ju is unhappy and turns to Sang- The degrees of shock, the foreshad-
hyun for guidance, without realising owing and throwbacks throughout, ★★★★★
THE IMAGINARIUM
co-writer/director Terry Gilliam. between parallel worlds so three
The plot, and the term is used other actors can complete his role.
loosely indeed, centres around the
OF DOCTOR
immortatal Dr. Parnassus (Plummer) The adapted plot works perfectly
and his travelling theatre troupe. with the tone of the film and the
After making a deal with the Devil development of Tony to the point it
(Waits), Parnassus has the ability to feels like it was always written that
PARNASSUS
transport audience into another way. Ledger is brilliant, as you would
dimension of weird and magical expect, and Depp, Law and Ferrell
wonders, but after the Devil wants amply fill his boots where necessary.
to cash in his end of the bargain,
Parnassus’ daughter falls into From Terry Gilliam you would ex-
danger meaning the troupe must pect nothing other than a surreal
DIRECTED BY TERRY GILLIAM STARRING HEATH LEDGER, fight their way through the parallel affair, and on the whole he does
CHRISTOPHER PLUMMER, VERNE TROYER, LILY COLE, JUDE worlds, with the help the odd Tony not disappoint. There are flashes
LAW, ANDREW GARFIELD, JOHNNY DEPP & COLIN FARRELL (Ledger/Depp/Law/Farrell). of brilliance in The Imaginarium of
Doctor Parnassus that represent
RELEASED OUT NOW (UK) DECEMBER 25 (USA) Though for a short while after Ledg-
er’s death it was feared production
some of his very best work but given
the wandering plot that goes both
A film that will always be remem- might halt on The Imaginarium of everywhere and no where at all,
bered as the masterful Heath Ledg- Doctor Parnassus, cast and crew it loses its way in the latter portions
er’s last work before his tragic death felt it in their duty to finish what the and will put audiences’ patience
early last year, The Imaginarium of majestic actor had begun, and his and concentration to the test.
Doctor Parnassus is a thoroughly in- character Tony undergoes various
triguing, if somewhat flawed, trip by transformations as the troupe travel ★★★★★
The film that suffered the Widely considered a A huge success since Sacha Baron Cohen’s
highest profile pre-release masterpiece, and mak- premièring last fall in the follow-up to the hugely
leak in film history, Wol- ing countless US critics States, True Blood fol- successful mockumentary
verine still took a surpris- top tens at the end of last low the happenings in a takes his outrageous com-
ingly impressive box-office year, Synecdoche, New small town after vampires edy to the next level but
total. It is though a taxing, York is the meandering ‘come out of the coffin’ as gay fashionista Bruno
poorly written affair as story of a theatre direc- and a local barmaid falls attempts to name a name
the clawed X-Man goes tor about everything and for a mysterious new- for himself in America, the
back to his roots; even the nothing. Not for everyone, come, though mysterious jokes go a little too far
finished CGI effects are but there’s a lot to get out murders bring the couple and miss out on the laughs
disappointing. of it if you invest the time. unwanted attention. altogether.
The four feature length Another throwaway A masterpiece in theory, Strangely released direct-
animations in one box-set; animated comedy from Michael Mann’s John to-DVD but sure to find a
while Futurama is not quite DreamWorks, this time pit- Dillinger biopic has all cult following in the home
back into the form of the ting a team of quirky mon- the right ingreadients but entertainment stakes,
first four seasons, the new sters against an alien race lacks the heart and soul Trick ‘r Treat is a genuinely
material plugs a needy attacking Earth. Bar Seth it so desperately need to scary thrill ride, packed
hole in Groening fans’ Rogen’s B.O.B. the film of- be a real success. Depp’s with barrels of jumps and
hearts with The Simpsons fers little to have you com- performance in the main a wicked sense of fun.
going off the boil of late. ing back for more, but for role is still a joy to watch With rewatchability in
Fry, Leela and Bender are one view it’s just about but it could have been so bucket loads, Trick ‘r Trick
back with a vengeance. entertaining enough. much more. is set to be a huge hit.
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