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What up?
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So, these boobs... Hmm.
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paint me a word picture.
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All right, Ted.
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Imagine the heads of two Irish babies. Mmm.
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Let's call them...
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and...
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Please stop!
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When you get married,
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you start out growing certain parts of your life.
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And for Lily and Marshall, those certain parts were,
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for the most part, me
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Why would you come in?
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You hear me shaving!
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I thought you were shaving your face!
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Well, clearly I wasn't!
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Oh! No, no!
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Pay up! Ugh! pussy!
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Guys,it's 3:00 in the morning
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and it reeks in here.
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Ted said it was okay.
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Ah, hey, Marshall.
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You're still up?
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Aren't you taking the bar tomorrow?
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Discontent was bubbling under this surface,
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until one day...
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Ted!
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How many times have I asked you to put the lid
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back on the peanut butter jar?
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It's this sort of incoiderate,
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immature jackassery
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that makes me feel like I'm living in the Realworld house,
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and not the early years when they all had jobs
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and social consciences.
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I'talking about Hawaii and after!
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I can't take this anymore!
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ted, Lily and I are married now!
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It's time! we're getting our own place!
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Actually, I left the lid open. Sorry, baby.
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But still,it was time to move forward.
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So, they set out to find a new apartment to rent.
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Hey, here's one.
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Prwar building, recently renovated,
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hardwood floors, tons of light,
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two bedroom, two bath.
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Oh, yeah, but that one's not for rent.
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It's for sale.
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Oh, right.
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Kids, Uncle Marshall always like to say
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that he had made three big mistakes in his life.
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This was the first.
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Jump, you big chicken!
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Jump! You afraidy cat!
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Jump! Jump!
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This was the second.
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No!
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And this was the third and biggest.
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We should buy a place!
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-What? -Baby,
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real estate is always a good invesent.
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It's not.
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And the market is really hot rightnow.
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It wasn't.
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And because of my new job,
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we are in such atrong place financially.
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They weren't.
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Because lily has a secret.
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My name is Lily and I'm a shopaholic.
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Hi, Lily.
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Oh, you guys don't do that here?
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Sorry.
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Proceed.
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I buy designer clothes and accessories that I can't afford.
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I have 15 creditcards and they're all maxed out.
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And no one outside of this room,
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not even my husband, knows.
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And I, I feel terrible
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becaus all I want to do right now
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is ask you where you got those shoes.
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They're adorable.
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we can't buy; we have debt.
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Yeah, I know,
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my student loans are pretty big.
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I forgive you.
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What?
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Well...
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I'm just saying as your wife,
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you know I'm cool that you spent tens of thousands of dollar
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on a brand name law school.
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cause I know it make you feel good and pretty.
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Let's just go take a look at this place.
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Where is it?
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Uh, it's in a neighborhood called..
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Dowisetrepla?
Dowisetrepla?
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Dowisetrepla
Dowisetrepla.
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Oh, I see, you're not New Yorkers.
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Oh, actually we live on the Upper West side, so...
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No need to be emrrassed, listen,
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here in New York we just shorten the names of all t ighborhos,
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So, TriBeC Nolita-116
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oh, right.
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Dowisetrepla
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I'm, I'm from New York.
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I know this nighborhood.
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Man,
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life is gonna be sweet!
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oh, my God, Lily, have you seen this kitchen?
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I know. It's... Isn't it amazing?
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-I just love it so... -What the hell are you doin
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You can't buy this place.
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Lily you have a debt the size of Mount Waddington!
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Waddington?
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It's the tallest mountain in Canada.
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It's like 4,000 meters high.
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Meters?
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Don't let Marshall fa in love with this apartmt.
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I know, I know, I know, I know
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but what do i tell him?
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I-I don't know, tell him,
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Cookie. Wow.
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Did you make those?
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You got me. My sisters taught me how to bake and how to listen.
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I feel so at home here.
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I'm glad.
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Sometimes, I don't.
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A place like this really needs a lady of the house.
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I know it's early to be thinking of you as...
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Oh, God I'm freaking you out, aren't I?
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It's just you make me feel so safe.
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I didn't...
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The next day
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Lily and Marshall went to the mortgage broker to get a loan.
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Hey, uh, can we get this in singles?
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Before we get the apartment I want to put in a kiddie pool
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