1a

1c
2b
1b
2a
2c







2d
2f
4
2e
3
5






6a
6c
MAX: “Discotheque?”
6e
MAX (CONT’D): we’ve been waiting for you.

6b
SAM: Seems to be some sort of zombie
discotheque.
6d
MAX (CONT’D): Welcome to the 80s, Sam,
6f




7a

7c
JURGEN (CONT’D): ...new blood?
7e

7b
JURGEN: Do I smell…
7d
JURGEN (CONT’D): A ha ha ha ha!
7f


8a
8c

9
SAM: We’re Sam and Max, Freelance Zombie
Hunters.

8b
8d
JURGEN: You are the new DJs, I presume?
10
JURGEN: Ah, yes, the bit players from the
“Midtown Cowboys.”




11a
MAX: Bit players?
11c

12b
JURGEN (CONT’D): Please stop you make me
to giggle.
11b
MAX (CONT’D): We’re the stars!
12a
JURGEN: Stars?
13a

13b
JURGEN (CONT’D): Ooo look at me!
14a
14c
JURGEN (CONT’D): Only Herr Featherly is
truly acquainted with the darkness.
13c
JURGEN (CONT’D): I’m so edgy and subversive!
14b
15
SAM: So what’s your story, emo?
16a
16c
JURGEN: I am Jurgen.

17
JURGEN (CONT’D): No one truly knows me.
16b
16d
JURGEN (CONT’D): I am not surprised you
don’t know me.
18
JURGEN (CONT’D): And this is my ARMY of
the undead.
19
20b
21a
JURGEN: With every soul I take
20a
20c
21b
JURGEN (CONT’D): my army grows larger--
21c
21e
JURGEN (CONT’D): Oh, I did NOT just reveal
my master plan!
23a

21d
22
SAM: Well, that was easy.

23b
SAM (CONT’D): Back foul monster! We’re
here to put a stop to your evil scheme!
23c
MAX: Yeah! Cut it out with the zombies
already!
23e
24b
JURGEN (CONT’D): have tried.
23d
JURGEN: Stop me?

24a
JURGEN (CONT’D): So many others
24c



25a

25c
JURGEN (CONT’D): played, yo.
26b

25b
JURGEN (CONT’D): That is, how you say,
26a

26c
JURGEN (CONT’D): Now you must excuse.
26d
JURGEN (CONT’D): For I am away to dance!
26f


27b
SAM: Not all vampires, Max.
26e

27a
MAX: I never knew vampires were so...
fruity.
27c
SAM (CONT’D): Just the European ones.
27d