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Complete the following jokes using the structure Have something done and the following

verbs:
Cut, put to sleep, remove, pull out, amputate, sharpen, redecorate, cover up
1. A: How would you like to ______________ your hair _______?
B: Just like my dads. You know-like a doughnut.
A: What do you mean?
B: Leave a hole in the top.

2. One week after he arrived in prison, Walter Vince _______ his appendix__________.
Soon after that he _______ two fingers _________after an accident in the prison
kitchen.
The prison boss said to one of the wardens:
Keep an eye on him. I think hes trying to escape bit by bit.

3. Edward was visiting his friend Angus who was very mean. Edward found Angus
watching a man carefully removing the wallpaper from the walls of his living room.
Are you _________the room________________? Edward asked.
Of course not, replied Angus. Im moving house.

4. A :My dog bit my wife yesterday.
B: What did you do?
A: I took it to the vet.
B: Did you ________ it ___________?
A: of course not. I _______ its teeth________________.

5. A: My father has finally stopped bitting his nails
B:How did he manage that?
A: We ______ all his teeth_____________.

6. John went to a football match with his friend Steve. It was his first football match and
he knew nothing about the game. He asked Steve: What is the man doing in front of
the big net?
He is the goalkeeper. He has to stop the ball going into the net.
And how much is he paid?
About 3000 a week.
What! Surely it would be cheaper to ________ the goal______________.





KEY
Complete the following jokes using the structure Have something done and the following
verbs:
Cut, put to sleep, remove, pull out, amputate, sharpen, redecorate, cover up
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7. A: How would you like to have your hair cut?
B: Just like my dads. You know-like a doughnut.
A: What do you mean?
B: Leave a hole in the top.

8. One week after he arrived in prison, Walter Gidon had his appendix removed. Soon
after that he had two fingers amputated after an accident in the prison kitchen.
The prison boss said to one of the wardens:
Keep an eye on him. I think hes trying to escape bit by bit.

9. Edward was visiting his friend Angus who was very mean. Edward found Angus
watching a man carefully removing the wallpaper from the walls of his living room.
Are you having the room rededorated? Edward asked.
Of course not, replied Angus. Im moving house.

10. A :My dog bit my wife yesterday.
B: What did you do?
A: I took it to the vet.
B: Did you have it put to sleep?
A: of course not. I had its teeth sharpened.

11. A: My father has finally stopped bitting his nails
B:How did he manage that?
A: We had all his teeth pulled out.

12. John went to a football match with his friend Steve. It was his first football match and
he knew nothing about the game. He asked Steve: What is the man doing in front of
the big net?
He is the goalkeeper. He has to stop the ball going into the net.
And how much is he paid?
About 3000 a week.
What! Surely it would be cheaper to have the goal covered up.

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