“I WAS AN ESCORT GIRL!


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This is a
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Editors: Clizia Gussoni and Craig Yoe.
Big wet sloppy kisses with lots of tongue to Chris Ryall for his
great enthusiasm and support!
Many thanks to: Giovanna Anzaldi, Robert Carter, Tillmann Courth, Mike Howlett,
Michelle Nolan, Steven Thompson, and Jim Vadeboncoeur, Jr.
On the cover, True Brides’ Experiences #10, February 1955. Cover artist unknown.
Publisher: Harvey.
Thanks for helping us spread the weird love! Chris Thompson, Douglas Randazzo, Fester
Faceplant, Patrick Sullivan, Jeffrey Owen Kovach, Michael Dooley, Lawrence Laney Loftin,
Wallace Ryan, Howie Pyro.
Weird Love #2, July 2014. FIRST PRINTING. © 2014 Gussoni-Yoe Studio, Inc. All Rights
Reserved, including the digital remastering of the material. Yoe Books is a trademark of
Gussoni-Yoe Studio, Inc. Yoe is a registered trademark of Gussoni-Yoe Studio, Inc. IDW
Publishing, a division of Idea and Design Works, LLC. Editorial offices: 5080 Santa Fe
St., San Diego, CA 92109. The IDW logo is registered in the U.S. Patent and Trademark
Office. Any similarities to persons living or dead are purely coincidental. With the
exception of artwork used for review purposes, none of the contents of this publication
may be reprinted without the permission of Idea and Design Works, LLC. Printed in Korea.
ODD-ITORIAL
Dear Weird Lovers,
Sales on the frst ish were fantastic! Big, wet sloppy kisses
with lots of tongue to all you weirdos out there for buying,
loving, facebooking, tweeting, and blogging the living
daylights out of it. Now… things get even WEIRDER!
The anti-comics crusader Dr. Wertham missed a lot of super-
sleezy romance comics, but we’ve unearthed them for you
who are into that kind of thang! Can you believe there were a
surprising number of stories like “I was an Escort Girl”?
Forget that visit to the gym! Lay on the couch, eat a big box
of bon-bons, and read one of the kookiest “that’s so wrong”
stories from comics: “Too Fat for Love”!
“Mini Must Go.” Yep, some of the stories we present show
men for the pigs most are. You’re appalled, trust us: we’re
appalled, too! But we can’t look away when we see a car
wreck and we can’t stop ourselves from printing these
abominations. God help us!
We do have other tales though, some of them even a little touching… or should we say “touched”? Take our last
story, “Beautiful Love” f’instance. Okay, it’s nutzoid and, yeah, some of you will laugh your heinies off or will
throw up in your mouth a little. But on reading this sentimental tale of weird love, if you’re one of our more
SENSITIVE readers, you may fnd sweet little tears welling up. Or is that just caused by some dust in your eyes
kicked up by the previous car wrecks?!
—Clizia Gussoni & Craig Yoe
Weird Love editors, Clizia Gussoni and Craig Yoe.
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True Life Secrets #12, March 1953. Artist: Art Cappello. Publisher: Charlton.