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Gandalf: 'o.k. merry, pippin, sam. you're going to have to stay in rivendell.'
Pippin: why?
Gandalf: 'we can only fit 6 people in our fellowship and we’re going to need a well
rounded group’
Gandalf: 'we'd create a raid, you know, but then none of us would get any xp when
we destroy the ring'
Pippin: ok
[LookingForFellowship] Sam: '3 hobbits LFF'
Moria
Aragorn: 'shit’
Aragorn: ‘the wizard died. can anybody rez?'
Gandalf: 'its cool.'
Gandalf: 'you guys go ahead.'
Gandalf: 'i'll rez and meet up with you in fangorn. brb'
Aragorn: 'whoa’
Aragorn: ‘that was close’
Aragorn: ‘soloed like 10 uruks’
Legolas: 'wait. where's frodo?'
Gimli: 'FUCK!'
Aragorn: 'son of a bitch!'
Aragorn: 'i hate it when people leave in the middle of a fucking quest!'
Legolas: 'frodo had the ring. were going to have to go back and start the quest all
over again'
Aragorn [to Frodo]: 'WTF man?'
Legolas: 'did boramir leave too?'
Gimli: 'FUCK!'
Aragorn: 'no i think he died’
Gandalf Retuns
Aragorn: 'wb gand. got a new title huh? gandalf the white'
Gandalf: 'yeah. sorry it took me so long to get here. like my new white robe?'
Gimli: 'no prob. we like waiting, asshole'
Gandalf: 'and i trained new spells. where's frodo?'
Legolas: 'he left'
Gandalf: 'that sucks. oh, well. wanna go do helms deep?'
Legolas: 'isnt that on the other side of the zone? my mom says i have to get off in
an hour'
Gandalf: 'its cool. i stopped and bought a new mount too.'
Gimli: 'i fucking hate you.'