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out, what have I got myself into, Edward ran over to me and hugged me “did you have fun?” he asked curiously “yeah, it was really fun” I chirped “what did you get then?” he said now more suspicious than curious, well I had to say something “we got SWEETIES” I said, I wasn’t lying we had got sweets and Alice made me hyper, Edward turned to glare at Alice, hehe, he looks so cute when he’s made “want to know what else we got” I said almost singed “oh go on” he said sarcastically “ALCOHOL!!” I all but yelled, now he really gave Alice the death glare but then it faded as he saw this as an advantage to himself, vampires couldn’t get drunk unless they drank the blood of a drunk creature, what he doesn’t know is that Alice has animal blood to, in an attempt to get them drunk as well as myself to make it less suspicious. This is going to be fun, well I'm having fun so far. EPOV I saw that Alice had a vision that me and Bella were going to be the first to kiss but we couldn’t tell who kissed who, well that’s great, but what got me was what she was wearing in the vision, I bet Alice had something to do with that, like always just so you know we’re all getting drunk not just bell I heard Rosalie, we’re going to get drunk woop woop, good job I got some spare animal blood I heard Alice, great, just great we’re filming it to so if we’re to drunk to remember then we know if anyone kissed anyone – Rosalie, even better, “fine, why don’t
you two set it up then, I think Alice wanted Bella to get changed” I said smugly BPOV OME! Did Alice and Rosalie show him, probably knowing them, oh well, I skipped up the stairs to Edwards room, I got into the underwear Alice got me then I put a skimpy dress over it, Alice told me I was going to get so drunk I was going to take the dress off any way, but I was to hyper to care at the moment, I finished getting dressed and put the ‘killer heels’ back on, I went down stairs to see everyone had wine glasses, but I knew it wasn’t wine, then Alice handed me a glass, I knew that was wine, when I was down the stairs I swear I saw Edwards eyes pop out, hehe, I had to giggle a bit, I couldn’t help myself. Alice was like a DJ for the night, it was funny watching her as she drank more and more and more, she started falling over and knocking over the disks, the funniest thing I’ve ever seen has to be Emmett running human speed round the room with Rosalie’s thong in his hand (there drunk so there reactions are slower, duuuuh =P), but it was funnier when Alice sort of passed out on the DJ booth and, wait WHAT! Is that Emmett and Jasper making out, ok I had to admit I wasn’t really that drunk so I grabbed the camera and shoved it in their faces “awww look at the happy couple making out” I chirped, I seem very chirpy today, (random observation =P) “leave us alooone bellsy boo” Emmett said “why don’t Jazzy and Emmie get a room” I said sarcastically, then it surprised me that they actually went up the stairs, woops, I was laughing so hard I was on the floor, I got up and went to the kitchen to get Edward, Rosalie and I, yet another drink, this was fun
when I got back Rosalie was almost passed out but Edward was on the dance floor, rocking out on his air guitar, I put the camera back then I gave Rose her drink then Edward his, I started sipping mine then I had an idea, I went to passed out Alice and I took her to her room, thank god Emmett and Jasper were in Emmett’s room, I dressed Alice up to look funny then I bought her back down stairs and put her where I left her, I downed my drink and started becoming dizzy, next thing I knew I was making out with Rosalie, weird but I thought what the hell with it. EPOV Wait, wait, wait is Rosalie doing what I think she is, I cant be sure, everything’s blurry, wait I think she is, I downed the rest of my drink and tapped Rosalie on the shoulder, “what… what your doing is hot but keep you hands off my woman” I said, it sounded a bit slurry but Rose didn’t stop, instead she ripped off Bella’s dress, OMB! She is so hot, I had enough I pushed Rosalie a side and took her place.
THE NEXT MORNING =P BPOV I have a massive, and I mean massive head ache, wait I'm in my underwear and I'm in the kitchen with Edward AND Rosalie, that cant be good since there both in there underwear and the whole house has cameras set up for this night, wait they look passed out, I think I'm going to Edwards room to take a shower. I ran up the stairs and
surprisingly I didn’t trip, but when I got to Edwards room, I saw Emmett and Jasper in Edwards bed, NAKED! OME! I couldn’t stop laughing, I quickly had a shower hoping they wouldn’t wake up, which they didn’t, so I quickly got dressed into some other garment Alice brought me, and I slipped on one of Edwards shirts AGAIN! I thought about everything that happened last night but I couldn’t remember, I went back down stairs to take some aspirin which I found in a cupboard, after that my head felt slightly better but how do you wake up passed out vampires, hmmm… I bent down to Edward and kissed him on the lips, wow that worked, it was like the reverse of sleeping beauty… “what, what happened?!” he asked confused “I'm not sure but I woke up in the kitchen with you and Rose so I decided to have a shower, and you’ll never guess who’s sleeping in your bed” I said sarcastically, its like all the fairy tales first sleeping beauty now Goldie locks and the three bears, what next? “you might want to have a shower as well love” I giggled, he had whipped cream in his hair and so did Alice. “I think I will and then maybe I can see who’s sleeping in my bed on the way up” I smirked “and don’t laugh to much you don’t want to wake the happy couple” I exclaimed, I think he figured out who it was, because he smirked then went upstairs, I went into the living room to try and wake Alice up first, I whispered in her ear “I’ll set all your clothes on fire if you don’t wa-” I didn’t have to say any more she shot up “NEVER!” she yelled “Alice I was just joking now go have I shower” I giggled and pointed up the stairs, she flew up the stairs, next I have to wake Rosalie, I went back to the kitchen “Rosalie your husbands gay” I whispered in her ear, that made her shoot up “NO HE ISN’T” she yelled “look in
Edwards room if you don’t believe me” I smirked and she raced upstairs and screamed, I guess everyone’s awake now, hehe. JPOV I had the weirdest dream, me and Emmett were gay, wait! I cant dream which means, “OH MY ALICE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE” I yelled at Emmett who woke up and we both stared at a pissed off Rosalie and an amused Edward who was on the floor, I calmed down Rosalie and then I thought about what I did last night, shoot I made Rosalie fall in love with Bella while I was making out with Emmett, ok ewww, “I'm going to have a shower” I said running to mine and Alice’s room, yay Alice is in the shower, maybe we can share. EMPOV WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED LAST NIGHT, “I'm going to have a shower to, care to join Rose?” I said calmly, I was surprised when she agreed, but then I remembered the bet was still in place, she might be trying to pull one over on me oh well I will share a shower anyways its better than an angry Rosie. EPOV After I showered and got dressed, and laughed at Emmie and Jazzy I went back down stairs to help Bella clear up, then I remembered the cameras, we have to watch the footage, to see if anyone kissed someone. BPOV When everyone was ready we sat down by the wide screen T.V and I sat on Edward’s lap, the T.V turned on
and Alice plugged the video in, while Emmett took all the cameras down, then I remembered I had a shower while the cameras were up, oh well so did Alice and Edward, everyone took a seat the video started: Everyone was dancing while Alice was DJ and everyone was drinking at the same time, an hour has past and everyone’s still doing the same thing except Emmett has taken Rosalie’s thong off and is running around with it on his head, Bella has gone to get another drink, and Alice has passed out, Edward and Jasper are still dancing till Jasper takes the thong off of Emmett's head flicks it to Rose then they start making out, the camera is moved into there face, “awww look at the happy couple” Bella says, “leave us alone bellsy boo” Emmett replies, “why don’t Jazzy and Emmie get a room” Bella smirked then they were off and the camera was put back, Edward and Rosalie were dancing, the three left standing were downing there drinks, Rosalie suddenly made a move on Bella, “what… what your doing is hot but keep you hands off my woman” Edward slurred, then Rosalie ripped off Bella’s dress, Edward knocked her out of the way and took Rosalie’s place. “Eddie boo you broke the contract” I said smirking (still BPOV) “how could I help it, I bet Rose knew what she was doing” he said innocently “you think I would make out with Bella if I was sober?” Rose shrieked, maybe not “I would” all the boys and ALICE!! Said in unison “ummm… Alice that’s a little creepy” I said “maybe but I would only do as a dare sober” she giggled, great, back to the tape:
In Edward’s room: There both on the bed ripping each others clothes off, “has Jazzy been a good boy” Emmett said sounding seductive “sir, yessssss, siiiiirrr” Jasper replied, then they got down to the nasty “like ewww and I thought what I saw this morning was bad” I smirked and everyone laughed “we had no idea what we were doing” Jasper stated “then why did you say each others names instead of your wife’s” I said grinning evilly. “we couldn’t control ourselves like you and Rosalie” Emmett replied sticking his tongue out, he had a point “fine” I huffed Kitchen: Rosalie, Edward and Bella were taking it in turns to make out, then Rosalie started taking Edwards trousers off while Bella took his top off, then Edward ripped Rosalie’s dress off, it turned out they had a threesome, and Bella had got some cream out the fridge, sprayed it in Edwards hair then she ran to the living room and sprayed Alice, then she ran back and got Rosalie on the neck then licked it off her neck, suddenly they were having a lot of fun with squirty cream and licking Everyone was looking at me “what I didn’t know you even had squirty cream” I stated and everyone laughed, even Edward “shhhh you or I’ll squirt you” I murmured in his ear which only made him laugh more. The kitchen in the morning:
Bella got up and had her hands on her head, she looked around and giggled at Edwards hair, she ran up the stairs. Edward’s bedroom: Bella bursts in and giggles when she sees Emmett and Jasper naked and hugging, then she goes into the bathroom. “ummm… I only give permission to Edward to see this bit” I said sheepishly, “tough we’re all watching” Emmett replied, and I blushed like mad. Edward’s bathroom: Bella is in the shower and keeps looking at the door checking to make sure no one comes in, when she’s done she dries off and goes back into the bedroom, Edward’s bedroom: Bella is putting another set of Alice’s under wear then one of Edwards tops, she looks at Emmett and Jasper again and giggles then she went downstairs again. Kitchen: Bella kisses Edward and that wakes him up, they have a short discussion then Edward goes to take a shower while Bella goes to the living room. Living room: Bella whispers something in Alice’s ear “NEVER” Alice yells back then she runs up stairs, Bella makes her way to the kitchen again, suddenly you see Rosalie run up the stairs and Bella starts cleaning up
Edward’s room: Jasper and Emmett have just woken up, Edward has just come out the shower, and he is laughing on the floor, while Rosalie is looking pretty pissed, Jasper leaves the room while Emmett persuades Rosalie to have a shower with him, now Edward is getting dressed (yay) Alice’s bathroom: Alice and Jasper are in the shower, washing each other Rosalie’s bathroom: There doing the same thing Jasper and Alice are doing, and now there making out THE AMAZING END We all were laughing “that was fun and now the Cullen boys have to obey the girls for a whole week” Alice chirped.
Will do another one but it will be called control week =D
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