Proof Scott Richter wasn’t the man Sarah Palin had an affair with

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When word came out that Scott Alan Richter, 39, who co-owns a remote cabin Todd and Sarah Palin, was filing motion to seal his divorce records from the public, suspicion was immediately raised that he’s the former business partner that National Enquirer is promising to prove had an affair with Sarah Palin. There was even speculation that he’s the real father of Trig, Palin’s infant who has Down’s syndrome. Accusations that are ridiculously false for multiple reasons. First of all, the Enquirer alleges the affair took place with a former business partner, and it appears Richter and the Palins still own a cabin together. Second of all, when Richter’s motion to seal his divorce records was denied, The Smoking Gun went through through the entire 98 page file and got to the bottom of why Richter and his wife Debbie divorced. Turns out Sarah Palin wasn’t the other woman and the only reason he wanted the divorce records sealed is that reporters were using them to get Richter’s address and home phone number to ask questions about Palin, and he just wanted to maintain some sense of privacy for himself and his 11-year-old son. Man, that backfired… As for who the Enquirer is ultimately going to finger as the man Sarah Palin had an affair with; well the smart money remains on Brad Hanson. UPDATE: US Magazine just posted an interview with Richter’s ex-wife Debbie , where she states, “I can tell you this with 1000 percent certainty, Sarah Palin never had an affair.” Other Palin family stories: Pictures of Bristol Palin’s boyfriend Levi Johnston Bristol Palin: well she’s definitely pregnant now! Sarah Palin: the sports anchor video Sarah Palin: the beauty pageant pictures

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September 4, 2008
Brad Hanson - this is the man Sarah Palin had an affair with?
Filed under:The Biz Buzz / Slapped By:Harley at 12:14 Edit This

So the Nation Enquirer is teasing that they have proof that VP candidate Sarah Palin had an extramarital affair with a business partner of husband Todd Palin. Only because they want to move copies of their print version, the Enquirer is holding off on the name of the guy. But I’ll save you the suspense - they’re most likely talking about a man named Brad Hanson. Here’s the blog Alaskan Abroad, with the details: “My sources in Alaska say the incident occurred in mid 1990s, right around the time she became mayor of Wasilla. Todd Palin’s partner in a Polaris snowmachine dealership in Wasilla, Brad Henson Hampton, and Sarah were reportedly flirtatious and but never consummated the relationship. When Todd found out, he reportedly dissolved the partnership and sold the dealership.” It certainly sounds suspicious… it seems unlikely that mature adults would dissolve a dealership just over a little flirting, especially when Hanson was also married at the time. Anyway, Brad Hanson is currently a city council member in Palmer, Alaska and if you want to know if he had an affair with Sarah Palin, just ask him yourself: his e-mail address is bchanson@mtaonline.net - meanwhile this was the only picture of Brad I could find online but I’ll continue to update this story as it develops… Other Palin family stories: Pictures of Bristol Palin’s boyfriend Levi Johnston Bristol Palin: well she’s definitely pregnant now! Sarah Palin: the sports anchor video Sarah Palin: the beauty pageant pictures

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September 3, 2008
See the woman who took Harry Potter’s virginity
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Is she a cradle robber or is he a gravedigger? That’s what I’m trying sort out after reading in the new issue of Details that Daniel Radcliffe lost his virginity to a much older woman on the set of “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire” in 2005.

While Potter refused to name names, he did say the age difference “…would freak some people out” and it’s an open secret that around the time he was 16, he was seeing Amy Byrne a 23-yearold assistant hairdresser on the film. Before public appearances, he would to her flat and she would fix his hair… among other things apparently. Anyway, this is like the only picture of Amy Byrne that exists on the net and she’s pretty for a starter girlfriend. By the way, the difference between a movie star and an average guy who loses their virginity to a 23-year-old girl? The average guy will go on to date older woman while no matter how old Daniel gets, there will still be a 23-year-old on his arm. Fame… it’s like getting everyone else in the room to wear beer goggles at the same time. Comments (2) Send this post to a friend

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September 2, 2008
Finally - pictures of Demi Lovato’s mother Dianna!
Filed under:The Biz Buzz, Demi Lovato / Slapped By:Harley at 10:36 Edit This

So for a couple of months, I’ve had this completely random obsession with Demi Lovato’s mom, Dianna. Yeah, she was Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader back in the day, but more than anything it just drove me nuts that someone could be as famous as Demi and not a single picture of her mom was to be found on the web. The problem turned out to be Dianna’s last name, apparently she changes it like once a decade. First it was Dianna Hart, then Dianna Lovato, and finally Dianna De La Garza after she married Demi’s stepfather Eddie.

Anyway, now that we’ve finally got a visual on mom, it’s pretty much what you’d expect; same facial structure as Demi, teased out bangs, and the looks of someone who both tries too hard and too little after having three kids.

Dianna once had a career as a country singer, but with stepdad Eddie her daughter’s manager, it appears the entire family is now living off of Demi’s Disney paycheck. (And BTW, the hot blonde in the 2nd and 3rd pictures is Demi’s older sister Dallas Lavato.) Via (more…) Comments (66) Send this post to a friend

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September 1, 2008
Pictures of Bristol Palin’s boyfriend Levi Johnston
Filed under:The Biz Buzz / Slapped By:Harley at 22:24 Edit This

Well it looks like the kid that knocked up Sarah Palin’s daughter has finally been identified - his name’s Levi Johnston and he’s an 18-year-old classmate of Bistol Palin’s from her Wasilla, Alaska high school. Apparently it’s been an open secret in Wasilla for some time, both that Bristol was pregnant and that the two are engaged to be married.

The real life Paulie Bleaker, as you can see Levi’s sport was hockey, Johnston is also a bad boy who (gasp!) got busted by police for fishing King salmon in Moose Lake and was released on $370 bail. I guess he wasn’t deemed a flight risk because anyone who knows how to escape Alaska probably would have done it already. Seriously though, Bristol was mysteriously moved to an Anchorage high school in the middle of last year, hinting that while the Palin parents claim to be excited about their forthcoming grandchild, they weren’t always so thrilled about Bristol’s relationship with Levi.

UPDATE:

Someone went looking into Levi’s and his sister’s MySpace accounts and found this picture of him, before they had a chance to take down their MySpace pages. Among the things Levi said on his MySpace page was that he’s “a fuckin’ redneck” and that he’s in a relationship but “I don’t want kids.” Oops. Via Related Palin Family Stories: Bristol Palin: well she’s definitely pregnant now! Sarah Palin: the sports anchor video Sarah Palin: the beauty pageant pictures Comments (8) Send this post to a friend

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Bristol Palin: well she’s definitely pregnant now!
Filed under:The Biz Buzz / Slapped By:Harley at 11:53 Edit This

For the last couple of days there’s been an internet debate ragging whether VP candidate Sarah Palin faked the pregnancy of her youngest child, Trig - the one who has Down’s Syndrome, to cover up for the fact that her then 16-year-old daughter Bristol Palin was the real mother. Well now Palin’s camp is claiming that Bristol can’t be the biological mother, because that baby was born in April and the now 17-yer-old Bristol is five months pregnant with yet another child. Here’s the official statement bySarah Palin: “Our beautiful daughter Bristol came to us with news that as parents we knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned. We’re proud of Bristol’s decision to have her baby and even prouder to become grandparents. As Bristol faces the responsibilities of adulthood, she knows she has our unconditional love and support.”

Huh? The “this baby isn’t my underage daughter’s out of wedlock bastard, that one is”, form of damage control doesn’t seem like the brightest move for a family values candidate; this family is so “Pro-Life” that multiple generations have no idea what a condom looks like. But in terms of Bristol Palin and the pregnancy issue, I wouldn’t be too hard on her; I mean if your a teenager and live in Alaska, what the hell else do you have to do? Related Stories: Sarah Palin: the sports anchor video Sarah Palin: the beauty pageant pictures Comments (6) Send this post to a friend

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August 31, 2008
Sarah Palin: the sports anchor video
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channel KTUU in Anchorage, Alaska. It was actually a job she was comparatively qualified for as she was the star player on her 1982 high school basketball team, earning the nickname “Sarah Barracuda” for her tenacious defense. Which I guess is a slightly better aquatic nickname than her teammate Molly “gots crabs” Hershowitz.

Anyway, when I said this was a brief career, I really meant brief. Sarah Palin was reportedly a sports intern at KTUU-TV from between March and May 1988, and this is thought to be the only time she ever made it on air.

You can see the video here. (Sorry I couldn’t embed it but the combination of Wordpress and YouTube hate me.) Comments (2) Send this post to a friend

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August 30, 2008
Katy Perry really does kiss bitches
Filed under:The Biz Buzz / Slapped By:Harley at 22:03 Edit This

So “I Kissed A Girl” might be one of the worst pop songs I’ve ever heard, but my real problem with Katy Perry is how cynically opportunistic she is. She’s the daughter of two pastors, not the slightest bit lesbian, but is such a fame whore she’d get down on all fours for an entirely different species if she thought it would sell a couple more records. But as much as I hate Katy Perry’s fake lesbian posturing, I can’t really fault her on the bestiality stuff. I mean if all men are like dogs, doesn’t that mean that all dogs are like men anyway? Which would mean really she’s just kissing a guy here, while on the other hand my own boyfriend is really hairy, never seems to pick up his own crap either, and dog breath is the most charitable thing I could call his breath in the morning. Back to Katy’s BF though… in her song “UR So Gay” she sings “you’re so gay, but you don’t even like boys…” - so if her boyfriend doesn’t like other guys, does that mean her boyfriend does like male dogs? (It’s hard understanding what Katy Perry means, when her lyrics are so very sophisticated.) Via Katy Perry’s own tumblr blog. Comments (1) Send this post to a friend

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August 29, 2008
Sarah Palin: the beauty pageant pictures
Filed under:The Biz Buzz / Slapped By:Harley at 22:34 Edit This

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve probably heard that John McCain has chose Sarah Palin, both the hottest and most obscure governor in America as his running mate for the White House. The Democrats couldn’t manage to get a woman on their ticket, but the GOP did it’s like we’re living in a political Twilight Zone. Anyway, the first thing that’s jumping out about Sarah Palin to people is that she’s a former beauty pageant contestant. Now she wasn’t a winner, there aren’t going to be many of those in the Republican party this Fall in general, but she was the first runner up in the Miss Alaska Pageant in 1984, which is how she paid for college.

Though over 20 years have past since her pageant days, the high cheeked 44-year-old posed in Vogue magazine last year, and could easily pass as Tina Fey’s slightly older sister. It’s nice to have such a fresh face front and center in the political scene; I mean maybe her politics are from another century, she’s pro-life, for Alaskan drilling, and anti gay marriage, but at least these archaic views are finally being delivered by a more attractive messenger. Comments (47) Send this post to a friend

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August 28, 2008
Wonderbra model Katie Green’s sex tape and lesbian pictures
Filed under:The Biz Buzz / Slapped By:Harley at 20:49 Edit This

I don’t get the idea of having a plus sized Wonderbra model, I mean if you have size D to G breasts why do you need to make them look bigger? But anyway, Wonderbra hired sized 12 British model Katie Green as the face of their new campaign last July and already it’s backfiring. Pictures of Katie, 20, with lesbian porn stars Kayleigh Thewlis and Tabatha Gilpen, Katie is the brunette in the middle, have just been leaked to News of the World and were taken in Portugal just weeks before she landed her Wonderbra gig. And there’s more!

A sex tape of Katie Green playing with herself before a tryst with ex-fiance Martyn Hope was also sold to News of the World. Here’s Hope describing what sex with the Wonderbra model was like: “She always loved lingerie and dressed up in stockings and suspenders for me. I’d come home from work and find her in bed all dressed up. “I’d take off my work clothes and we’d have great sex. “She was such a sexy girl. She let me take a video of her fondling her boobs on the sofa one night before we made love. I’ll cherish it as she has the most amazing body I’ve seen.” The couple broke up last October and it seems as soon as Green had a sniff of fame, he couldn’t wait to rat her out. Way to stay classy Martyn. As for Green’s job security, Wonderbra’s other newest featured model, Dita Von Teese, has a well known hardcore lesbian sex tape, so if Wonderbra didn’t fire Teese, I see no reason why they’d axe Green. Via Comments (0) Send this post to a friend

Julia Roberts in pink bikini, the anti butter face
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The term butter face gets thrown around a lot (everything but her face), when an equally prevalent phenomena is women who are lookers, just as long as you don’t look below their neck. Case in point, Julia Roberts. She’s made as much as $25 million dollars per movie off her TRex sized smile, but has a body so badly in need of Photoshop, that the only men’s magazine she could be a cover girl for is Sarah Plain and Tall.

Seriously, it’s all in the numbers. On Pretty Woman, body double Donna Scoggins was the one featured in all those sexy close ups; the film’s worldwide gross - $463 million. For Charlie Wilson’s War; Roberts slipped into a bikini herself, and even with inflated ticket prices, the movie only made $114 million worldwide. It’s true that since making Pretty Woman she’s had four children, seen here on vacation with her in Hawaii, but you can’t use the kids for sympathy after naming them Hazel and Phinnaeus. You just can’t. Via Comments (2) Send this post to a friend

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August 26, 2008
Miley Cyrus holding hands with new boyfriend… err father
Filed under:The Biz Buzz, Miley Cyrus / Slapped By:Harley at 12:07 Edit This

I don’t know at exactly what age that holding hands with your father goes from cute to creepy, but I do know that at 15, Miley Cyrus has long since passed it. And the emo haircut actually looks worse on Billy Ray than the old mullet did. These pictures were taken while they were celebrating his 47th birthday, why is he still dressing like a teenager?

I can’t even make fun of these two anymore… they’re just too creepy. Via Comments (2) Send this post to a friend

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August 25, 2008
Olympic gymnast Alicia Sacramone in a bikini

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Alicia Sacramone, front and center, might have cost America a Gold Medal and be generally useless as athlete, but she was still by far most popular and most desired gymnast we sent to Beijing. The secret to her hotness? Um… at age 20, she was like the only female gymnast who was actually legal. Not to disparage gymnast Nastia Liukin, who’s standing in the pink bikini next to her; she’s also hot … in a JonBenet Ramsey sort of way. Anyway, not exactly sure when this picture was taken, only that by managing to post it the day AFTER the Olympics ended, I’m definitely a bronze medal blogger. Via Comments (3) Send this post to a friend

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August 24, 2008

Pitt/Jolie People Magazine baby pictures set obscene record
Filed under:The Biz Buzz, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt / Slapped By:Harley at 10:03 Edit This

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate babies or anything but when I heard People and Hello Magazine paid a record 14 million dollars for pictures of Brad and Angelina’s genetically perfect twins I wanted to puke. I mean I know it’s miracle that something finally escaped Jolie’s vagina after years of it being the black hole of celebrity pussy, but it turns out that People sold 2.6 million copies of that damn magazine, making it the fourth highest selling issue of People ever. It only ranks behind 9-11, Princess Diana’s car accident, and the JFK JR. plane accident. On the plus it’s the highest selling issue of People ever that didn’t revolve around someone dying. On the other hand, even Osama bin Laden deserves more press than Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline. Yeah bin Laden is an evil terrorist but at least he accomplished something with his life. And don’t you think the Jolie twins getting $14million dollars from a magazine just for existing has a little something to do with why the rest of the world hates us so much?

Look I’m sure that $14 million will end up given to charity, but if you give $14 million to a charity called the Jolie-Pitt Foundation, in the name of your newborn children, like they’re God’s gift to humanity; well is that about giving to charity or stroking your massive fucking ego? Via Comments (2) Send this post to a friend

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August 23, 2008
Miley Cyrus unhappy riding a beach cruiser and wants a car
Filed under:The Biz Buzz, Miley Cyrus / Slapped By:Harley at 17:31 Edit This Skanky teen MILEY CYRUS is going to be celebrating 16 years of skankiness in November and is hoping for a shiny new car for a birthday gift from her folks. To mark the occasion, the Hannah Montana star is closing down Disneyland in California for a huge bash - and as if that shit isn’t lavish and unnecessary enough, she also wants her parents to hand over the keys to a sporty car with plenty of room for all her clueless blonde friends.

The tiny-brained bitch recently went on Radio Disney saying “I definitely want to get something bad on the road. (It must be) big enough for all my friends and to scare all the cars away from me. I’m a good driver but it’s everyone else that I’m worried about!”. Lets Face it, Miley darling, with the lifestyle you’ve been leading, you’re more likely to die of AIDS than end up as roadkill.

Meanwhile the harlot-starlet has been spotted looking unhappy riding a beach cruiser out in Toluca Lake this morning, along with one of her stupid blond BFFs mentioned above. Dream on, bitch, the only thing you’re gonna ride will be a pink elephant at Disneyland. Comments (1) Send this post to a friend

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August 22, 2008
Tila Tequila and Courtenay Semel bikini pictures
Filed under:The Biz Buzz, Tila Tequila / Slapped By:Harley at 21:10 Edit This

So a couple of days ago I became convinced that since Tila Tequila and Courtnay Semel had never been seen together apart from red carpet appearances, their lesbian relationship was fake and Tila was just using Courtnay to keep her name in the papers. It seemed like a valid theory at the time.

Anyway, I challenged any reader to prove my theory wrong, and it looks like Heather has done exactly that, drawing my attention to these bikini pool pictures of Tila and Courtenay, taken at the Standard Hotel in LA.

At least I think I’ve been proven wrong. The part that doesn’t make sense is the photographer who took these say Tequila was at the hotel to do an interview for a magazine. While it’s common for acelebrity to book a hotel suite for interviews, they’re usually at the hotel just for the interviews. And anyway, strip down to bikinis and make out with your girlfriend at a place you already know reports will be, if the point isn’t to be seen with her?

And if this wasn’t a planned photo op, why is Tila Tequila wearing fuck me pumps? Who the hell wears high heels at a hotel pool? Look I’m not saying Tila and Courtenay are in a fake lesbian relationship anymore, I’m sold. What I’m saying is their insatiable need for public attention is the quality that they find attractive about each other. pictures via celebuzz/slash news (they even have video) Comments (0) Send this post to a friend

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Miley Cyrus sweet 16 to be creepy old man convention
Filed under:The Biz Buzz, Miley Cyrus / Slapped By:Harley at 4:54 Edit This

In a show of near unprecedented tackiness, Disney has announced they’re hosting Miley Cyrus’s Sweet 16 birthday party, allowing 5,000 of her fans to join in the celebration for the mere price of $250. While Miley is expected to sing a couple of songs and a few other Hannah Montana elements will be added, basically what’s being paid for is the privilege to roam Disnyland in Miley’s general presence, which at $250 is exploitive of her younger fans, and enabling of her creepy older fans - 40 year old men looking for an opportunity to hit on a girl one third their age. I mean is there any situation where a random 40-year-old guy should be allowed to go to a 16year-old’s birthday party? I’m not absolving Miley, she’s as guilty as anyone of trying to sexualize her image, but at the end of the day she’s still a teenager and it’s up to Disney to recognize this birthday scheme is inappropriate and should be canceled. Comments (0) Send this post to a friend

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August 20, 2008
Bachelor’s Shayne Lamas shows ass at some Vegas porn party
Filed under:The Biz Buzz / Slapped By:Harley at 22:44 Edit This

I’ve never been a big fan of the Bachelor, that a show about one man dating 25 woman at once is marketed as a female fantasy makes me want to hurl feminist chunks all over host Chris Harrison’s smirking conceited face. The show is something like 0 for 10 in ending up in a happy marriage and the reason is obvious if the guy is dating 24 other women when you meet him, chances are monogamy is going to be an issue.

In fact, the only type of woman who wouldn’t be jealous in that situation is one sleeping around so much, she doesn’t even have enough time to notice. Like Shayne Lamas, shown here flashing her ass at some Las Vegas porn party recently.

Shayne of course was chosen by Brit Matt Grant as the winner of The Bachelor season 12 but relationship quickly went south when Lamas was caught by paparazzi parading all over LA with another man. On the record, Shayne claims it was her Hollywood lifestyle that got to Matt, which I didn’t understand until realizing that in her world, networking in a full contact sport.

Seriously, the NSFW pictures of this party make Caligula look like an Ice Cream Social. And yes this orgy may have been in Las Vegas, not Hollywood but while geography might not be Shayne’s strong suite, she wants to make clear that she like totally knew there are no palm trees in London. Via Comments (1) Send this post to a friend

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August 19, 2008
Christina Applegate has no cancer, no breasts
Filed under:The Biz Buzz / Slapped By:Harley at 22:36 Edit This

Christina Applegate, who had a double mastectomy three weeks ago just received word from her doctors that she’s completely cancer free. That’s the good news. The bad news is under the knife, she still lost both of her breasts. Now you might think because this is a gossip and tits blog, that I’m going to make the Samson without his hair point; but trying to take shots at an actress who happens to make a career out of playing dumb bitches, like Kelly Bundy or Rachel’s sister on Friends is fucking pedestrian. No one is going to mistake Christina Applegate for Meryl Streep, but for over 20 years she’s been successfully playing variations on this same character and will continue to with or without breasts; one because she’s really good at that role; and two, because Hollywood is such a factory of typecasting that Christina could get a sex change operation and the next day she’d still be reading for parts of the bitchy, self centered younger sister. Christina is going to be fine… If you want to feel sorry for anyone, how about David Faustino, her Married with Children costar? He was also typecast, but it a role so narrow, costarring opposite blow up dolls, that the only thing in the last 20 years he could have even been up for was the Ryan Gosling part in Lars and the Real Girl. Where’s the love for Grandmaster B? Comments (5) Send this post to a friend

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August 18, 2008
Tila Tequila is totally leading on ‘new girlfriend’ Courtenay Semel
Filed under:The Biz Buzz, Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila / Slapped By:Harley at 15:57 Edit This

It’s kind of sad really. Tila Tequila has a new main squeeze, or at least that’s what she wants you to believe. She’s been seen around Hollywood lately on the arm of Courtenay Semel, who’s father used to run Warner Brothers and Yahoo.com, and they’ve publicly stated they’re an item.

And in fact on the red carpet, they seem very touchy-feely, Tila is always kissing Courtenay, or Courtenay will get caught grabbing Tila’s ass. But here’s why the whole thing is bullshit:

THEY’VE NEVER BEEN SEEN TOGETHER OFF THE RED CARPET!

Seriously, say what you will about Courtenay’s ex Lindsay Lohan, but while they were dating Lindsay might on any given night have ended up in an abandoned alley, nearly chocking to death on her own vomit, but even at her lowest Lindsay never tried to whore her relationships with people for press. If Lindsay or Courtenay were photographed together, it was always at a club or buying groceries. Now Tila Tequila on the other hand… she wouldn’t eat pussy or cock unless a camera was involved. Tila has stated that she’s holding off on “A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila” season 3 because of her relationship with Semel, and I think that’s her angle. She doesn’t want to go back on Shot of Love after being schooled by Kristy Morgan at the end of season two, so she’s using Courtenay as an excuse.

Don’t get me wrong, I believe that they hang out a few times a week, and even that Courtenay believes they’re dating. And I’m sure that there’s been a little kissing and maybe even heavy petting. But Courtenay Semel is not Tila Tequila’s girlfriend! Rather, she’s just leading Courtenay on, like we’re seen Tila do with so many contestants (Bobby!) on Shot of Love. If someone proves me wrong and produces a picture of the two together off of the red carpet, I’ll eat my words. But you know I’m right. Photos via here and here Comments (3) Send this post to a friend

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi wedding pictures
Filed under:The Biz Buzz / Slapped By:Harley at 20:04 Edit This

I’ve always been a sucker for weddings, not because I’m blubbering sentimentalist, but because there’s no place on earth easier than to get free booze than a wedding. Plus, since Ellen DeGeneres is really rich that means there would be lots of free booze, and since Portia de Rossi is a trailblazer of lesbian gold diggers, you just know she’d have to get completely plastered to go through with agreeing to spend the rest of her life with David Spade’s fraternal twin. All leading to a situation where you could drink as much as you want and you still wouldn’t be the biggest lush at the party- I love lesbian weddings.

Anyway, these are photos from Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi’s wedding Saturday night, and while I know you think these aren’t the official wedding photos, they are. After 20 years in show business, Ellen knows what resolution she looks best in.

More interesting though, is that for as rich as Ellen is there were only 19 people at her wedding and the ceremony was held in her backyard in her backyard. Studies have shown that while the average heterosexual wedding costs $22,000 - the average same sex wedding in America only costs $15,000. I don’t get it; does that mean the average bachelor party really costs $7,000? Comments (1) Send this post to a friend

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August 16, 2008
Kim Kardashian as a Pussycat Doll is a tranny mess
Filed under:The Biz Buzz, Kim Kardashian / Slapped By:Harley at 21:49 Edit This

Kim Kardashian just made her debut as a celebrity Pussycat Doll in Vegas Friday night, and it appears she was so worried about if her performance would sink or swim, she actually wore flotation devices on her arms.

What on earth is that outfit? It’s like she wanted sleeves but couldn’t get them up over her elbows. Or like she’s one of those 1970s East German female swimmers, who took so many anabolic steroids, they started peeing standing up. (Seriously, I’ve seen football players with smaller Adam’s apples than Kim’s.)

Yet despite dressing like one of the Village People, I still don’t believe Kim Kardashian is a tranny… if a real gay man had an ass that big, he’d have long since killed himself. Via Comments (1) Send this post to a friend

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August 15, 2008

Sara Boberg: crossbow Olympian really naked
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Forget Michael Phelps, the Olympic player with the most exposure at the moment is Swedish Crossbow Team member Sara Boberg, as these undated naked photos of her have just been leaked on the internet. The only is asterisk is that Sara technically isn’t an Olympian yet, as crossbow isn’t even an Olympian sport until 2012. So let me get this straight, the Olympic Committee is getting rid of baseball but they thing crossbow is an actual sport? I’d slit my wrist if, only it turns out crossbows are more in vogue.

As for Sara, well I think by default she just became the most famous archer outside of Sherwood Forest. But as the sport’s new mouth piece, she could be a little bit more articulate. So far all she’s done is wave her hands, while starting to yell, “bort, bort, bort!” (What, they all don’t act like the Swedish Chef?) Via Comments (3) Send this post to a friend

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How Selma Blair’s career was ruined by size A tits
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PhatNat here, filling in for the day as Harley finally has that rash looked at. The burning sensation means the medication is working, right? Anyway here are a couple of bikini pics of Selma Blair shooting her new sitcom Kim and Kim where she plays Molly Shannon’s daughter, even thought she’s 36 and Shannon is only 43. It’s essentially porno logic; I mean have you ever noticed how in a porno, if there is ever a mother and a daughter, even though the actresses are the same age, the one with the fake tits is always the one playing the mother?

Look at Blair’s most famous roles, the naive socially inept airhead in Cruel Intentions, the creative writing major in Storytelling allowing her Black professor to sexually humiliate her, the freak in Hellboy that shoots fire from her hands; in all of these films she’s playing the outsider, someone who can’t fit in. Is she getting those roles because that’s her actual personality or because of her body type, that’s the way Hollywood views her?

One part that was a departure for her was in John Waters’ send up of Russ Meyers movies, A Dirty Shame. If a man who only likes other men finds you attractive however… well it might be a backhanded compliment. Pictures via Comments (2) Send this post to a friend

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August 14, 2008
The German Olympic team - der completely naked
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They might have started World War One, World War Two, and tried to kill all of my grandparents -but damn if those Germans can’t take a picture. Here’s four members of the German Olympic team that just posed naked for the German Playboy. The first girl up is Katharina Sholz who plays field hockey but isn’t a lesbian. She really is one in a million! Katharina’s likes includes long walks on the beach, really tight Lederhosen, and harsh discipline. Katharina’s dislikes - those dirty, filthy Polaks.

Next up is Romy Tarangul, who likes Judo (not to be mistaken with liking Juden… what would they say in the Reichstag?). Anywho Judo is Japanese for “gentle way”, a personality trait not traditionally associated with German women. This might be unrelated but Romy has already been eliminated from competition.

Also on the roster is Fräulein Nicole Reinhardt, and mein gott she’s a pretty shiksa! Reinhardt’s a kayakist, and Germany actually has one of the best kayak manufacturers in the world, Prijon Kayaks. They use a high molecular weight polyethylene called Thermoplast to give the structure 25% more torsional stiffness… but your probably not paying attention to a word I’m saying, due to a different type of torsional stiffness.

Finally is Perta Nieman, who’s already competed twice in the Women’s Single Handed Dinghy, and failed to medal. Hell, even in this post she’s placed fourth. But she’s been working really hard with her psychologist, which I guess means she’ll at least understand why everyone feels shadenfreuden after she inevitably loses again. Via Comments (1) Send this post to a friend

Taylor Momsen lesbian Facebook pictures
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On Gossip Girl, 15-year-old actress Taylor Momsen plays the virginal Jennifer Humphrey (at least she is on the episodes I’ve caught), but in real life… well let’s just say she’s a much better actress than any of us thought. Here’s Taylor in some leaked Facebook photos looking less than virginal… though to be fair she does kind of resemble Madonna during her Like A Virgin period.

And while I can’t tell you when or where this party happened, I do know who was the life of it. Making out with the girl in the blue tiara and the guy in the Samantha Ronson hat; well even for someone famous for their long legs - Momsen gets around.

I’m telling you, this party was more touchy-feely than an overnight at The Neverland Ranch. And it wasn’t just Tiara Girl and Mr. Lindsay Lohan, getting up close and personal withTaylor…

Here’s Momsen showing that fat is the new phat…

Draping her leg around the overly sensitive, underly masculine friend who happens to be a boy an accessory popularized by Demi Lovato…

And this guy. I don’t have anything particularly mean to say about this guy, so I’ll just post another lesbian make out picture.

Not seen in any of these photos, aside from parents obviously, and with the possible exception of this pic above, is a single drop of alcohol. Can you imagine what these kids would be like if they actually were drunk? Via
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August 12, 2008
Selena Gomez bikini pictures - showing Miley amounts of skin
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In her not so subtle attempt replace Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez keeps plowing her way through the check list. Turning every moment of her life into a walking photo op - check. Steal Miley Cyrus’ exboyfriend Nick Jonas from her - check. And now she’s even showing Miley Cyrus levels of skin on the beach.

Actually, these Selena Gomez bikini pictures are far skimpier than what Miley would wear in public, as you might remember the last time Miley jumped into the ocean, it was fully clothed. But I actually don’t believe this day at the beach was meant as publicity stunt, if it was she’d look much better in a bikini. Don’t get me wrong, she looks like a normal healthy 16-year-old girl, and there’s nothing wrong with that. She’s just no Miley Cyrus. Via Related Selena Gomez posts: Is Georgia Groome the next Selena Gomez? Band Camp’s Demi Lovato bikini pictures Proof Miley Cyrus was dating Nick Jonas Comments (97) Send this post to a friend

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August 11, 2008
Olympics swimmer Laure Manaudou’s stolen naked pictures
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If you think you’ve had a bad break up, trust me, you haven’t been done like Laure Manaudou. Laure Manaudou, a French swimmer won 3 gold medals at the 2004 Olympics, had been engaged to Luca Martin, an Italian swimmer, but by December 2007, the relationship was so rotting, that it ended with Manaudou tossed her engagement ring down into the bottom of a swimming pool. And then things got really ugly. Hours after they broke up naked pictures, taken from Manaudou’s cell phone mysteriously appeared online. And while Manaudou has publicly told the Italian press that Martin wasn’t involve, who else could it have been?

Despite seeing Laure Manaudou from every possible angle, you suspiciously never see the guy in any of the leaked photos, and their definitely was a guy, as his little guy makes an appearance. Laure has been devastated by the naked photos being released, you would be too if you’re female and took that much steroids, but had been planning on using the Beijing Olympics as the venue for her triumphant return. It didn’t work. After getting off to a quick lead in the 200 meter freestyle, Manaudou faded and ended up finishing in 8th place. The woman who did win, Federica Pellegrini of Italy broke Manaudou’s world record, and here’s the punchline - is Luca Martin’s new girlfriend.

It’s definitely going to be an Olympics Laure Manuadou remembers for the rest of her life, just not for the reasons she had hoped. Via Comments (2) Send this post to a friend

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August 10, 2008
WTF?!? Megan Fox to play Mother Teresa in a movie
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Whatever this is… it’s certainly not typecasting. Actually it’s a movie poster but for a different movie - How to Lose Friends and Alienate People in which Megan Fox plays an an actress who gets a part playing Mother Teresa in the movie but the more I think about it the more the Mother Teresa angle explains the Brian Austin Green thing.

Like after dating David Fucking Silver why wouldn’t Megan want to give up on boys all together? And we already know from all of those years with Donna, Silver has a thing for virgins.

And when you think about it, who would a better missionary than Megan Fox? Men already say oh my lord every time they look at her. Via Comments (0) Send this post to a friend

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August 9, 2008
The Real Reason Bernie Mac died
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By now you’ve probably heard that actor/comedian Bernie Mac has died at the shockingly young age of 50. While he’s in the past suffered from sarcoidosis, an inflammatory lung disease that manifests in tiny lumps on the body’s organs, his publicist claims that the sarcoidosis went in remission back in 2005, and he died of unrelated complications of pneumonia. I don’t buy it, that can’t be the real reason Bernie Mac died, healthy 50 year olds don’t just die from pneumonia. More likely, just as his publicist lied earlier in the week that Bernie was getting better, the publicist also is lying about Mac’s death being related to his previously disclosed immune system disorder. But why the publicist would lie about it, I have no idea. Anyway, regardless of why he died, whenever Mac finished a show people went there goes a funny man, there goes a well dressed man. He will be missed. UPDATE: Bernie’s sister-in-law confirms to People Magazine, that sarcoidosis was indirectly responsible for his death:
He had sarcoidosis, but it was in remission … But because he had it, his immune system was compromised. He had an infection … He was on a new medication that suppresses the immune system, and that’s where the pneumonia came from.

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