JOKES

A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?

B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
B: That's impossible. Whose baby?
A: An elephant's.

Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.

Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
A: An envelope.
Q: What travels around the world and stays in a corner?
A: A stamp.

Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A: A blackboard.

The First 3 Years of Marriage
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Q: What do elephants have that no other animal has?
A: Baby elephants.