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traffic. Expect
delays due to
_______.
I've trained my
StrexPet to
______.
"Literally a 5
headed dragon
who ________".
Do you get
sexually aroused
by __________?
Because that
would be weird.
_____ and _____
by-products.
______? More
like ______!
This is a story
about _______.
_____. What a
jerk.
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Remember red
dots for _____
and blue dots for
______.
Tamika Flynn's
child guerrilla
army have recently
begun attacks on
_______.
Deer have been
exposed as
actually being
________ in
disguise.
Condolences to
the family of
intern Dylan who
died reporting
_______.
Well then
"scientist" will
always be my
word for
"__________".
Werner Herzog is
______.
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Step 1: _______.
Step 2: ________.
Step 3: That will
reveal a great
secret of time.
Fun game. Say
"______" over
and over. Do it
for the rest of
your life.
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The human soul
weighs 21 grams,
smells like ______,
looks like ______
and sounds like
bridge traffic.
Thank you for your
interest in a life free
of _______. We are
not accepting
applications at this
time.
Biologically
speaking ______
is just three Shih
Tzu's wearing a
trench coat.
My nightmares
bring visions of
_________.
Mostly void,
partly _______.
Secretly
replacing the
coffee with
________.
At your smallest
compartments
you are
indistinguishable
from _______.
The best way to
stay in shape is
________.
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If you see
______, say
nothing and
______ to forget.
Home is where
________ is.
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_______, you
know, the
_______.
Night Vale's most
exclusive
restaurant,
Tourniquet, is now
serving ________.
The Museum of
Forbidden
Technologies will
soon open their
new exhibit
_________.
Instead of us, the
moon watches
______.
Stay tuned next
for ________.
Perhaps ____
was never an
option.
What is next for
our beloved
mayor, who is
stepping down in
just three months
time?
Memories prove
nothing. Only
______ is
acceptable proof.
Thursday has
been cancelled
due to ________.
Talking too much
is a sign of
_________.
No lesson is as
powerful as
_________.
What did the
citizens of
Nulogorsk offer
Night Vale?
The Sheriffs
Secret Police have
discovered
postcards
depicting
________
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_______ and
_______ are
mutually
exclusive.
Guns don't kill
people! _____
does!
The lights above
the Arby's have
now started
compelling
citizens to ______.
The most coveted
item at the
Sheriff's Secret
Police Auction
was ______.
Big Rico's have
now started
adding _____ to
their pizzas.
The latest
candidate in the
mayoral race is
_____!
_____ has
become the
newest sponsor
of Flaky-O's.
The Sheriff's
Secret Police have
now announced
citizens are
banned from
_______.
Now as I watch
the moon slink
like a wounded
animal all I think
is ______.
Marcus Vansten
asks that citizens
sacrifice _____
as a tribute to his
incredible wealth.
A successful Night
Vale Community
Radio intern
candidate must
exhibit ______.
The latest
building material
proposed for the
drawbridge is
_______.
______ has been
revealed as one of
the prerequisites
to reach Eternal
Soul Scout.
______ has been
reported howling
at the sky out in
the Sand Wastes.
Earn a stamp on
your Alert
Citizen's Card by
reporting _____.

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