1

2b

BRAD (CONT’D): Why the long, freckled
face?

2d

2a

BRAD: Hey, Marsh.

BRAD (CONT’D): Did ya lose your
secular--

2c

2e

BRAD (CONT’D): --PURITY--

BRAD (CONT’D): Haw! Haw!

MARSH (CONT’D): --still got it.

2e

2g

3b

BRAD (CONT’D) –-ring?

MARSH: Nope--

CASSANDRA (O.S.): Mmmmmm…

2f

3a

3c

CASSANDRA (CONT’D): I’m so jealous of
your virginity!

4a

CASSANDRA (CONT’D): I totally want to
make out with it.

4c

4b

4d

MARSH: Hey. Quit it. That tickles!

AMBER: Uch, Mom, --

4e

AMBER (CONT’D): --I wish I had your
butt.

4f

5a

AMBER (CONT’D): And you should totally
borrow my white--

AMBER (CONT’D): --pumps.

5c

5e

AMBER (CONT’D): Oh!

AMBER: (CONT’D): --hooker—

AMBER: (CONT’D): Where’s Dad taking
you?

5b

5d

6a

AMBER (CONT’D): So jealous--

AMBER (CONT’D): Okay. Gotta go.

AMBER (CONT’D): Bye!

6b

7a

7c

AMBER (CONT’D): --not really!

AMBER (CONT’D): Love you.

6c

7b

7d

BRAD: So how’s your mom, Amber?

BRAD (CONT’D): --DO IT--

BRAD (CONT’D): Haw! Haw!

7e

7g

7i

BRAD (CONT’D): You two--

BRAD (CONT’D): --yet?

BRAD (CONT’D): Mm. Mm. Mm.

7f

7h

7j

7k

7m

7l

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