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The Boss's Basic Rules Rule 1: The Boss is always right!

Rule 2: In the impossible hypothesis that a subordinate may be right, becomes immediately operative. Rule 3: The boss does not sleep; he rests. Rule 4: The Boss is never late; he is delayed elsewhere. Rule 5: The Boss never leaves his work; his attention is required elsewhere. Rule 6: The Boss never reads the paper in his office; he studies. Rule 7: The Boss never takes liberties with his secretary; he educates her. Rule 8: The Boss is always chief, even in his bathing togs. Rule 9: Whomsoever may enter the boss's office with an idea of his own must leave the office with the boss's ideas. Rule 10: If, in your lamentable ignorance, you fail to grasp the truth, fear not; return to rule 1.