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As you can see from the title there will be a lot of laughs XD and just so you know Bella is a vampire in this one XD and Renesmee is 17 and her and Jacob are engaged XD BPOV Everyone except me, Alice and Emmett had gone hunting, well Jake and Nessie were at his house, I knew what they were doing and I didn’t like it but it made Nessie happy. (A/N: I think you know what :P) I suddenly had the best idea ever, as soon as I thought it Alice’s eyes glazed over, “Bella that’s a great idea” she chirped, “really? Does that mean it will work?” I asked, “yes it will, as long as I'm camera man…well girl” she replied, “hello guys I duno what’s going on here” Emmett yelled, “well I was wandering if we could do a cooking show and since you’re the one with the most humour you could be my fantabulous assistant” I chirped, Alice was really rubbing off on me, “hell yeah” Emmett boomed, “lets get cooking” I squealed, Alice is really rubbing off on me. Once we were in the kitchen we put our aprons on while Alice got the camera, as soon as I turned around to see Emmett’s apron I was on the floor laughing, he did the same, probably from my apron. He had one of those aprons where its just a body –I did as well– but he had a girls in a bikini, but mine was no better I had a man in swimming trunks, we were both on the floor, then Alice was on the floor as well. Once we controlled ourselves we stood up and swapped aprons, “that’s better” Alice giggled, “ok we’re filming in 3….2…..1” Alice said in a
serious voice, “hello and welcome to Cullen’s kitchen, I'm Isabella Cullen and this is Emmett Cullen, you can call me Bella and him Emmie bear” I chirped, Alice was trying to keep the camera still while she laughed at my introduction, “and we’re not married we’re are siblings just to let you know” Emmett said ruffling my hair, “today we are making a chicken and pasta dish for the main course, vegetable soup for a starter and apple snow for desert” I practically sang it. I got started on chopping the vegetables and Emmett was washing them, I didn’t trust him with I knife…yet. I put some boiling water and the vegetables in the pot, explaining everything as I went along, when it came to putting in the stock cube Emmett was done washing all the vegetables and started chopping, “don’t do anything stupid” I said under my breath, that got a giggle from Alice, once the soup was made I got Emmett to taste it, “go on Emmie bear it will taste delicious” I encouraged, he took one spoonful and put a convincing smile on, “your right its lushious Bella” he said with a smile, after that Alice cut and Emmett spat it out, and we all laughed, “nice acting Em” I stated giving him a hi-five, “we should get Nessie and Jacob to try the food and they can be our judges” Alice suggested, “great idea I’ll just call them then we can cook the main dish” I squealed. Jacob and Nessie were on the way and so we got started “ 3….2….1” was all Alice had to say, then we got everything out, “welcome back, our judges are on the way so we’ll get started on the main course” I chirped (A/N: another chirpy one here folks XD) I looked at the chicken breasts and thought of something funny, “Emmie bear do you think I would look good as a chicken?” I
innocently asked, “probably, you practically are one any way” he smirked, then I held the chicken breasts up to mine, “really so that’s where these came from” I giggle gesturing towards the chicken breasts, we had to cut the show there, because we were all on the floor laughing, “I taught you well” Emmett said as soon as we were calm, “why yes you have” I giggled, then Alice got us rolling again. Emmett was cutting vegetables while I grilled the chicken, “you know Bella if you take away any of my fun I’ll give you a paper cut in front of Jasper” Emmett smirked then all you could hear was his booming laugh, I laughed as well and so did Alice, in between laughing Alice was trying to say something “hey don’t be mean to Jasper” she finally said, once we calmed down our judges arrived. “well what kept you two?” Emmett asked, “we were busy?” Nessie said, it sounded more like a question after that she blushed, “ok now I know what you were doing” Emmett boomed and me and Alice giggled a bit at Nessie’s embarrassment, “ok now try the soup then the main course then we can film us doing the desert” I said, and motioned for them to sit down, Alice started filming and as soon as Jake had the first spoonful he gave up using the spoon and chugged it down, once he was finished and put the bowl down Nessie tried a bit, and surprisingly she liked it, so she did the same as Jake. After we finished all the videos and the judges reactions Nessie and Jake went back to la push and we cleaned up before the others came home and found out what we did, “if anyone asks we were watching films” I said, it was the only convincing thing I could think of, but I’ll get make sure Edward wont be able to think about that tonight.
Ok this is a sort of one off but if you want me to continue it and then they could have their own youtube show just tell me and I’ll continue XD