DAYGLO ABORTIONS "FEED US FETUS" -----------------------------------------------------------------------------STUPID SONGS: ------------When I sing songs I sing about what I know But I don

't know too much So I don't sing about nothing I get my words From reading TV Guide I steal all my solos From the Rolling Stones I like Stupid Songs I get my insight From watching Spiderman I learned a lot from Peter Parker About dealing with the world I pull my wire To the 20 minute workout I sure wish the guys in the band looked like that I like stupid songs

ARGH FUCK KILL: --------------Bla Bla Bla Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla

ARGH...FUCK...KILL

DIE SINNER DIE: --------------You Die You Die have sinned so you must die sinner die will bring on the red tide sinner die

Jerry Falwell's God Sez that war is good At least that's what they tell us And christians never lie You will hang in the park

Die sinner die God's army will leave its mark Die sinner die We'll burn the fire of communism By lighting you on fire And then we'll roast Jelly Beans On the funeral pyre

BEDTIME STORY: -------------Flesh and blood and splattered guts Dripping brains and radiation Everybody's mutilated Screaming missiles & burning babies This is just a bed time story To help you through the night Cause when you wake up tomorrow morning You're gonna have to fight

MY GIRL: -------Oh my She's She's And a girl a bit homely got a few fleas touch of the mange

In fact she's so oh oh oh oh So god damn ugly Oh my girl She's got a big sticky tongue 4 hairy legs And a big smelly cunt Her name is oh oh oh oh Lassie

DOGFARTS: --------One day when I was home alone Just me and the dog holding the phone I gave my pal a piece of cheese It was limberger the cheese that pleezes Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh he had to go Oo oo oo oo oo oo oo Number 2 Ar ar ar ar ar ar ar it was to far

Or or or or or or or to the door There was shit and piss all over the place My dog Wallace had gone to pieces There was a revolting oder in the air It was Limberger the cheese that pleezes

INSIDE MY HEAD: --------------I don't think you understand Just where the fuck we're coming from You think that the world is bland And we're here to relieve the monotony I don't care what you think You can't see inside my head I don't care what you say You can't see inside my brain I tell you to pound you pud I tell you to kill your mother I tell you to rape your dog You might as well, you'll get no other

WAKE UP AMERICA: ---------------Wake up America Be a good American Buy American Pledge your next car to be American Oh what a bunch of shit Nazi Propaganda Thanks to crap like that I've got a cruse missile in my backyard

PROUD TO BE CANADIAN: --------------------I'm proud to be a Canadian Pass me another beer I'm proud to be a Canadian Hold my seat while I take a piss Our Prime Minister sucks dogshit through his nose His ex-wife gets brown showers from Mick Jagger The only reason we live in fucking igloos Is our government makes a living licking shit holes I'm proud to be a Canadian

Pass me another welfare check I'm proud to be a Canadian Hold my seat while I go out and Ca$h it I'm proud to be a Canadian Pass me another eskimo I'm proud to be a Canadian Hold my seat while I fuck her up the ass hole

STUPID WORLD: ------------Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa washed washed washed washed her her her her hair hair hair hair on on on in monday tuesday wednesday thursday

Then her husband noticed That her shampoo had upset her ph balance Her hair was all dried out and frizzy So he shot the bitch and moved to the city Her husband got a job at a roller rink He tried to pick up chicks but he had a little dink He brushed his teeth with Aim but it didn't matter Nice fresh breath but his dink didn't get no bigger Oh what a stupid world

KILL THE HOSERS: ---------------Let's Cause Let's Cause kill he's kill they that kid a jerk his friends look worse

Let's rape that chick Cause she's a slut And we're real horny And we wanna get fucked

RELIGIOUS BUMFUCKS: ------------------It's getting late You're gonna die They're trying to scare us With their lies The 700 club Is full of shit

The evangelists Can suck my dick I don't need religious bumfucks anymore Their paranoia Is here to stay You all believe them Anyway I I I I hate hate hate hate buddhism satanism reaganism religion

1967: ----It doesn't matter I've got a library I've got a swimmimg pool I drive the lamborghini Dad drives the Cadillac Mom's got an MG I don't have a job I don't go to school I just sit at home I don't have to worry They have lots of money They won't let me starve In 1967 things weren't this good My daddy was a hippie Now he's a head of state I don't have no peers I don't know no queers It doesn't bother me I don't get in fights When I go out at night Coz my chauffeur is a killer I don't have to look When I want a fuck I just spend some money I get more allowance Than you fucking middle class bums will ever see

I KILLED MOMMY: --------------I couldn't stand their attitude For another day They were trying to synchronize me So I blew them away

My daddy was a bitch He screwed around with my dog and cat My mommy satisfied her thirst With a bag of urine I kinda liked my sisters friends Keep em fresh in the fridge Murdered the bitch with a baseball bat She was only 5 wadda ya think of that I knocked her down the basement stairs Then I burned off all her hair Mutilated her vergin body My mommy caught me and she tried to stop me I killed mommy with my automatic

I'M MY OWN GOD: --------------I can Cause Don't Cause do whatever I want I am my own God have to worry if it's right or wrong I am my own God

USED TO BE IN LOVE: ------------------I used to be in love with the world Until I listened to the leaders words I used to hang around with the guys When they told me to split I fucking near died I used to be in love I used to go to the horror shows Now I don't bother cause I'm one myself When I go out the people stare Cause I look like a psychopathic killer I used to be in love

SUICIDE: -------It used to be a dirty word Something I would never say But now when I take a look at the world There couldn't be a better way I killed my mother when I was 10 I fucked my sister with vaseline

Hung my daddy with a telephone wirw Now there's nobody left so I may as well fire

THE IDIOT: ---------I'm an idiot and I don't care It doesn't bother me when the people stare My mind is blank I don't get confuzed Cause I can't think with a blown fuse I'm an idiot And I don't give a shit I can't read or write or tie my shoes The government pays for my food and my clothes I live in a big apartment building Low income family dwellings

GERM ATTACK: -----------We hate music but we love noise We lost our minds when we were boys We've got no control over what we do We're so fucking stupid our brains are stew Germ Attack We've got brains of shit and we can't dance Can't keep our hands out of our pants This fucking record won't make no money Cause it's so fucking stupid it's not even funny

SCARED OF PEOPLE: ----------------I'm scared of people really don't know why I nearly shit my pants when they look me in the eye I'm scared of people and I'm scared of you I'm gonna go inside and shoot some glue All this stress and all this strain Is too much for my little brain I'm insecure and paranoid I'm gonna get killed and I don't know when

BLACK SABBATH: --------------

Acting like Black Sabbath is lots of fun Their records sound so heavy when I turn them on I jump up and down and pretend I'm them I can almost make the change Tony Iommi is my god His guitar solos have been osterized Ozzy osbourne is so out in space That he'd probably love me if I pissed on his face

--------------------------------------DAYGLOW ABORTION CHILI: --------------------------------------14 g chili pwoder 7 g dried red peppers 7 g cayenne pepper 13 fresh jalapeno peppers 1 large cooking onion 5 cloves garlic 1 can tomato soup 1 can red kidny beens 1 can beer 1 ripe human foetus

Behead and debone foetus then brown meat in an open saucepan. After draining the fat, add the diced onion and peppers and saute. Add the tomato soup and the remaining spices and simmer for 30 minutes. Add the can of beer and the kidney beens. Cover and boil for 1 hour. The meal will serve 6 and should be served hot. Prior to serving place foetal head on a stake and mount in your front lawn so your neighbors know your having our chili. --------------------------------------#