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Ruthless quarrels of church towers

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To denounce this pretentious cock with his ridiculous red punk crest
Tearing our sleep with its resounding crowing at the crack of dawn
The cat-owl

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To denounce this crafty cat-owl with his saucers eyes
miaowing its mournful ululations deep in the night
The cock

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To denounce these stupid fowls with their dishevelled feathers
Miaowing and crowing from the dusk at the crack of dawn
The dog and the donkey

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To denounce this idiot without-feathers dog with his mouth of drunkard
Barking from the crack of dawn to the dusk
the cock and the cat-owl

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To denounce this stupid without-feathers donkey with his dunce's cap
Deafening us with its brays from the crack of dawn to the dusk
The cock and the cat-owl

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To denounce this without-feathers cow with her slow-witted
mooing as an elephant seal from the crack of dawn to the dusk
The cock and the cat-owl

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To dénounce these bleating sheep with their stinking fur that pollute our air
Which can not do anything other than the sheep
Well-intentioned sujects of Your Majesty

To my dear and well-intentioned subjects


Ordered that all sheep are listed and transported due to their crimes
In appropriate location for a final solution of the said problem by them posed
Because of their existence