ARTIST: (Peter Barnett) With apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan TITLE: I Am the Very Model of a Blogger Very General

I am the very model of a blogger very general. I’ve a life that’s existential and really quite ephemeral. I know things geographical and sometimes cosmological, From Timbuktu to Doctor Who and space that’s hyperbolical. I’m known to take up stances that are seemingly theatrical, I sometimes put up blogs that are rhetorical not factual. About political positions I express the strongest views, With oh such vitriolic comments as I send to those j’accuse. With oh such vitriolic comments as I send to those j’accuse. With oh such vitriolic comments as I send to those j’accuse. With oh such vitriolic comments as I send to those j’accuse. I’m seen as someone serious and sometimes perspicacious, I eschew every posting that is trivial or scribacious. In short, I have a life that’s existential and ephemeral, I am the very model of a blogger very general. In short, he has a life that’s existential and ephemeral, He is the very model of a blogger very general. I know a pyrrhic victory can be somewhat heterodox, I answer the agnostics, I’ve a liking for unorthodox, I quote from almanacs all those predictions quite vicarious, In comics I enjoy their blogs nefarious, hilarious. I follow fellow blogger’s trials their lows to their epiphanies, I know all those subscribing to the Greek school of Diogenes. Then I can learn of very many things I never knew before, And now “postglacial isostatic re-adjustment” makes one more, And now “postglacial isostatic re-adjustment” makes one more. And now “postglacial isostatic re-adjustment” makes one more. And now “postglacial isostatic re-adjustment” makes one more. Then I comment on those blogs that I think do clearly misinform, And tell you ev'ry detail seeking your opinion to reform. In short, I have a life that’s existential and ephemeral, I am the very model of a blogger very general. In short, he has a life that’s existential and ephemeral, He is the very model of a blogger very general. In fact, when I know Tok Pisin and the fine art of baldaquin, When I can talk of Anne Boleyn and why King ‘enry did ‘er in, When such affairs as sorties and surprises I can google at, And whose tomb bears the inscription, “palman qui meruit ferat”.

When I have learnt to progress beyond English rudimentary, When I know more of grammar than a practiced prothonotary, In short, when I've a smattering of syntactic ergativity, You'll take bloggers very general into the fraternity. You'll take bloggers very general into the fraternity. You'll take bloggers very general into the fraternity. You'll take bloggers very general into the fraternity. For though my general knowledge, which is more than rudimentary, Has only been brought down by short-term failings of my memory. But still, I have a life that’s existential and ephemeral I am the very model of a blogger very general But still, he has a life that’s existential and ephemeral He is the very model of a blogger very general