Intro

Ok! Enough !! am fed up of this xmas crap as typified by the celeb wannabees (oh ! you are
so famous !!! can i stick ma head up your arse to taste that space cadet glow ?) and this 30th
edition `feed the bloody world`` song, ok dont get me wrong what they do with the money
etc is needed and to be applauded, BUT this song ? this year?
So called ``pop singers, `` who dont do volunteer work or donate at least 10% of their posttax profits, obviously excluding all that cash in `off shore tax avoidance schemes`- to local
charities are as bad as Jimmy Carr, the MP expense fraudsters and the bankers and their close
friends the arms dealers, sorry tories.
In protest I have written these versions of xmas 2014
This led to 12 days of 2014
On the first day of xmas
My very rich PM sent to me
ONE!!! benefits sanction
On the second day of xmas
ma rich Pm sent to me
another 2 billion in cuts
ONE!!! benefits sanction
on the third day of xmas
ma very rich PM sent to me
300 mp second home claims
another 2 billion in cuts
ONE!!! benefits sanction
On the fourth day of xmas
Ma very rich PM sent to me
400,000 in fuel poverty
300 mp second home claims
another 2 billion in cuts
ONE!!! benefits sanction
On the fifth day of xmas
Ma very rich PM sent to me
5 BBbbbbC sex scandals !
400,000 in fuel poverty
300 mp second home claims
another 2 billion in cuts
ONE!!! benefits sanction
On the sixth day of xmas
Ma very rich PM sent to me
600, 000 public sector wage cuts
5 BBbbbbC sex scandals !
400,000 in fuel poverty
300 mp second home claims
another 2 billion in cuts
ONE!!! benefits sanction
On the seventh day of xmas
Ma very rich PM sent to me
70,000 pitch sell offs

600, 000 public sector wages cuts

5 BBbbbbC sex scandals
400,000 in fuel poverty
300 mp second home claims
another 2 billion in cuts
ONE!!! benefits anction
On the eight day of xmas
Ma very rich PM sent to me
800.000 nhs bed cuts
70,000 pitch sell offs
600, 000 public sector wages cuts
5 BBbbbbC sex scandals
400,000 in fuel poverty
300 mp second home claims
another 2 billion in cuts
ONE!!! benefits sanction
On the ninth day of xmas
Ma very rich PM sent to me
90,000 nursery closures
800.000 nhs bed cuts
70,000 pitch sell offs
600, 000 public sector wages cuts
5 BBbbbbC sex scandals
400,000 in fuel poverty
300 mp second home claims
another 2 billion in cuts
ONE!!! benefits sanction
On the tenth day of xmas
Ma very rich PM sent to me
10 illegal arms deals
90,000 nursery closures
800.000 nhs bed cuts
70,000 pitch sell offs
600, 000 public sector wages cuts
5 BBbbbbC sex scandals
400,000 in fuel poverty
300 mp second home claims
another 2 billion in cuts
ONE!!! benefits sanction
On the eleventh day of xmas
Ma very rich PM sent to me
1100 `mistaken` expense claims
10 illegal arms deals
90,000 nursery closures
800.000 nhs bed cuts
70,000 pitch sell offs
600, 000 public sector wages cuts
5 BBbbbbC sex scandals
400,000 in fuel poverty
300 mp second home claims

another 2 billion in cuts

ONE!!! benefits sanction
On the twelfth day of xmas
Ma very rich PM sent to me
12 billion in bankers bonuses.
1100 `mistaken` expense claims
10 illegal arms deals
90,000 nursery closures
800.000 nhs bed cuts
70,000 pitch sell offs
600, 000 public sector wages cuts
5 BBbbbbC sex scandals
400,000 in fuel poverty
300 mp second home claims
another 2 billion in cuts
and,
ONE last benefits sanction.
And for bandaid 30th
Title : rob the givers

Its xmas time there is no need for us to work

Its xmas time we just sing and con the public
And in our homes of plenty spreads our own laughter
Throw my arms around the wannbees at xmas time
We sing this song and plead to the lonely ones
At xmas time we push the poor to give to charity
There`s a distant world outside our windows of plenty
Not our CASH !!!,
With a kiss of guilt, we embarrass you
And there`s cash in your guilt
And the xmas pleas that ring out are empty tears of apathy
Well tonight we are reaching into your pockets ( and robbing you )
Let`s bring guilt and pleas this xmas to surburbia
A song for cash, so our fees are not touched
We use off shore tax heavens, for HRMC are to be feared
It`s how WE know its xmas time !!!
Here`s to you
Another crap copied song to fool everyone
Here`s to the poor
And all their cash to come
It`s how We know its xmas time !!
Chorus
Surcharge the banker`s bonuses, come on PRIME MINISTER !!
Surcharge the arms dealers, come on PRIME MINISTER !!
Stop the old friend`s network, come on PRIME MINISTER !!
Give 10% of your wages to charity, come on PRIME MINISTER !!
Feel the pain, let us hear about the volunteers

Feel the pain, let us hear about the helpers

Feel the pain, let us hear about the carers
Feel the pain, let us hear about the savers.

By
Onepintleft: from daftologies 1 out in jan 2015