1.WPenis & Balls arguing. Balls: Hey, U r very unfair! Everytime u go in u never bring us along, only u enjoy!

Penis: Eh, U think its fun? I always keep vomiting! 2. hat did the Dick say to the Condom? 'Cover me!!! I'm going in 3.Rina: what is the difference between boys & girls? SeemaBoys are naughty, we are beauty, they've chest, we are breast. RinaThey've night falls, we've 2 big balls,they've a big pole,we've a big hole. Seema : They can fuck' we can suck. They are brilliant' we are pregnant and at last we are "LOVERS" They R "FUCKERS". 4.Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract ur clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply! 5.Man1: my wife is obsess w/ cars. While asleep, she holds my bird & say 'Ferari,Porsche...' Man2: mine is worst, she puts my bird inside her & say 'Full Tank pls. ' 6. Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged. 7. Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches d breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet 8. sex is like nokia (connecting people) like nike (just do it) like pepsi (ask for more) and like samsung (everybody is invited) 9. Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi. 10. A story with moral My girlfriend called me to her house one day. I went there & found her sister alone in the house. She was unbelievably sexythan my GF. She whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you, make love to me once" I turned around & walked to thefront door towards my car. Amazingly I found my GF standing there & she hugged me & said, "U have won my trust." Moral: Its always better to keep the CuNDuMS in the car & not in the wallet 11. Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi? Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya? Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.

12. wife - suniye kya aap kitchen se garam masala la kar aayenge husband - magar yahan to nahin hai wife-- mujha pata tha tumha nahin mila ge is liya main pehla se la aaye baghwan 13. Husband touched boobs and sung: Piyo glass full doodh, wonderful doodh. Immediately wife touched his penis n said: Thanda matlab CHOTA COKE! 14. Wives r Incoming Calls Lovers r Outgoing Calls Aunties r Tollfree Calls Callgirls r Roaming Calls Neighbour Girls r Missed Calls 15.