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Emmett-bloodthrstytedybear Rosalie-2kewl4u Carlisle-Dr.C Esme- OCDvampire Aro-rulerofdaworld Caius- muahahahaha! Marcus- Idonotspeak Werewolves- Jacob-formerbeta Quil-ilikepie Embry-Awoooooooooh! Seth- wisewolf Leah- shutup Sam-proudalpha Emily- wolfgirl People- Charlie-supercop Renee-lovethesun pianoplyr has entered chat formerbeta has entered chat pianoplyr- Hello? formerbeta- Hi pianoplyr- ugh, the mutt is here formerbeta- shut up bloodsucker! pianoplyr- Hey Jacob,
formerbeta- what? pianoplyr- have you heard of Stephenie Meyer? formerbeta- yeah, she wrote The Host. It was amazing! pianoplyr- (grinning evilly) have you ever heard of the Twilight Saga? formerbeta- yeah, I own all of the books, but I haven’t gotten a chance to read them pianoplyr- I think you should go read them right now. Then enter the chat again. bellaisooberawesome- EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN! Are you trying to get Jake to read my diaries? formerbeta- wait… so YOU are Stephanie Meyer? bellaisooberawesome- that’s the pen name Edward gave me when he got my diaries published for an April Fool’s joke. formerbeta- then why are there pictures in the books of the author that look nothing like you? bellaisooberawesome- It just so happens that there is a REAL Stephenie Meyer out there. She is the one who wrote The Host. She is also credited for the Twilight Saga, which were actually MY diaries. formerbeta- oh. bellaisooberawesome- if you must read them, you may. But I warn you that you might not like what they say. formerbeta- I’m willing to take that risk. bellaisooberawesome- alrighty then, go read. formerbeta has left chat to read the Twilight Saga pianoplyr- Hahahaha! Sucker! Bellaisooberawesome- oh, what have I done? 5 hours later…. formerbeta has entered chat formerbeta- was I really that mean to you? bellaisooberawesome- you mean when you first found out that you were a werewolf? formerbeta- yes bellaisooberawesome- then, yeah. You were a pretty big jerk. formerbeta- oh, sorry
bellaisooberawesome- it’s ok formerbeta- so… you were pretty mad at me when I ratted you out about the whole motorcycle riding thing huh? bellaisooberawesome- well no duh formerbeta- sorry again bellaisooberawesome- it’s ok again. by the way, I left you a present on the table formerbeta- that was nice! (opens present to find: a flea collar, doggie breath mints, doggie breath spray, a leash, dog food, a dog bowl that said “Jacob” on it, and some newspaper) Hey! Not cool. What’s with the newspaper though? pianoplyr- that is where you will pee from now on bellaisooberawesome- Alice saw you bringing that up, and I got mad at you again pianoplyr- so, we decided to force you to act like a dog for the week, so that Bella could get revenge formerbeta- what are you going to do to me if I don’t follow through with it? hybrid4eva has entered chat pianoplyr- Renesmee, your timing can not be more perfect bellaisooberawesome- for every day that you don’t act like a dog, Renesmee is grounded hybrid4eva- WHAT! NOT FAIR! pianoplyr- then you’d better get Jake to be a dog, or else hybrid4eva- JACOB! formerbeta- (sigh) fine. bellaisooberawesome- ahem… formerbeta- Oh! I mean: (sigh) woof. bellaisooberawesome- Good doggie! hybrid4eva- Thank you, Jake. Now I’m going to read my book. formerbeta- woof woof woof. woof woof woof woof woof. hybrid4eva- what? pianoplyr- I believe he said “You’re welcome. I’ll see you later.” hybrid4eva- okay! Bye. hybrid4eva has left chat
bellaisooberawesome- what now? pianoplyr- I believe that it’s feeding time for our new dog, I hope he enjoys the dog food bellaisooberawesome- okay! pianoplyr has left chat bellaisooberawesome has left chat formerbeta- Hello? I mean Woof? Oh well formerbeta has left chat to assume his new role as the Cullen family dog