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PROLOGUE

CLAUDIA

New York Star

NOT TRUE

(kind of
true)

nobody has any idea what that word means,

DICTIONARY
fracas|

fracas
noun
a noisy disturbance or uproar

New York Star

except people
who wouldn’t
talk to me

is

(so far)
REESE

MOM AND DAD (Text messages copied from
Mom’s phone)

MOM

FYI, Claudia is writing another
oral history

DAD
Guess

About what?

Please tell me it’s not scavenger hunt
Bingo
OMG. You’re not letting her use
our texts again, are you?
why not?
BECAUSE I WILL LOOK LIKE WORST
PARENT IN HISTORY
Also worst husband. Don’t forget that
I know! I am sorry for 100th time! Please
please please don’t let C use texts
I won’t
thank you!!!!
unless I’m lying. Because we know ALL
ABOUT lying to people in text messages,
DON’T WE ERIC??
I am so so so very very sorry

I know you are. And I forgive you
so you won’t let her use texts, right?
right?
honey?
no comment

!
Thanks, Mom

CHAPTER 1
I HAVE AN EXCELLENT IDEA
(WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM
MY BROTHER)

DRIVE

M

apartment

M E T R O P O L I TA N
MUSEUM OF ART
M

R
79TH ST T

ANSVERSE

MUSEUM OF
N AT U R A L H I S T O RY

R

bus was here
when I had
great idea
M

72ND ST

M

M

3RD AVE

5TH AVE

CENTRAL PARK

PARK AVE

GUGGENHEIM
MUSEUM

MADISON AVE

81ST ST

LEXINGTON AVE

COLUMBUS AVE

UPPER
WEST SIDE

CENTRAL PARK WEST

B R O A D WAY

M
86TH ST

I VER S I D E

W E S T S I D E H I G H W AY

WEST END AVE

AMSTERDAM AVE

CLAUDIA

UPPER
EAST SIDE

79TH ST

M

Culvert
Prep

REESE

CLAUDIA

REESE

CLAUDIA

, I would be:
if we were pets

and Reese would be:

w
crazy sloalking)
=
s
u
b
9
w
M7
er than
(but fasott by much)
(but n

REESE

CLAUDIA

NYC mayor
(almost as nice aslives here
White House)
(but hard to get good
pic due to trees/
fence)

REESE

CLAUDIA

REESE

CLAUDIA

REESE

not an
actual word

MetaHunt looks like this:

Reese (about to steal
dead guy’s stuff)

dead guy’s
stuff

dead guy

dead g
other sutyu’s
ff

CLAUDIA

Read the rest of t
he story in

THE TAPPER TWIN
TEAR UP NEW YOR S
K
Coming Fall 2015!

ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Daddy Day
Care, RV

Good

Luck Charlie, It’s Christmas
The Chronicles of Egg
Where
in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?
Beavis and Butt-Head,
Politically Incorrect, and

with his wife and three sons, none of whom
The Tapper Twins Go to War
(With Each Other)