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PROLOGUE

CLAUDIA

New York Star

NOT TRUE

(kind of
true)

nobody has any idea what that word means,

DICTIONARY
fracas|

fracas
noun
a noisy disturbance or uproar

New York Star

except people
who wouldnt
talk to me

is

(so far)
REESE

MOM AND DAD (Text messages copied from


Moms phone)

MOM

FYI, Claudia is writing another


oral history

DAD
Guess

About what?

Please tell me its not scavenger hunt


Bingo
OMG. Youre not letting her use
our texts again, are you?
why not?
BECAUSE I WILL LOOK LIKE WORST
PARENT IN HISTORY
Also worst husband. Dont forget that
I know! I am sorry for 100th time! Please
please please dont let C use texts
I wont
thank you!!!!
unless Im lying. Because we know ALL
ABOUT lying to people in text messages,
DONT WE ERIC??
I am so so so very very sorry

I know you are. And I forgive you


so you wont let her use texts, right?
right?
honey?
no comment

!
Thanks, Mom

CHAPTER 1
I HAVE AN EXCELLENT IDEA
(WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM
MY BROTHER)

DRIVE

apartment

M E T R O P O L I TA N
MUSEUM OF ART
M

R
79TH ST T

ANSVERSE

MUSEUM OF
N AT U R A L H I S T O RY

bus was here


when I had
great idea
M

72ND ST

3RD AVE

5TH AVE

CENTRAL PARK

PARK AVE

GUGGENHEIM
MUSEUM

MADISON AVE

81ST ST

LEXINGTON AVE

COLUMBUS AVE

UPPER
WEST SIDE

CENTRAL PARK WEST

B R O A D WAY

M
86TH ST

I VER S I D E

W E S T S I D E H I G H W AY

WEST END AVE

AMSTERDAM AVE

CLAUDIA

UPPER
EAST SIDE

79TH ST

Culvert
Prep

REESE

CLAUDIA

REESE

CLAUDIA

, I would be:
if we were pets

and Reese would be:

w
crazy sloalking)
=
s
u
b
9
w
M7
er than
(but fasott by much)
(but n

REESE

CLAUDIA

NYC mayor
(almost as nice aslives here
White House)
(but hard to get good
pic due to trees/
fence)

REESE

CLAUDIA

REESE

CLAUDIA

REESE

not an
actual word

MetaHunt looks like this:

Reese (about to steal


dead guys stuff)

dead guys
stuff

dead guy

dead g
other sutyus
ff

CLAUDIA

Read the rest of t


he story in

THE TAPPER TWIN


TEAR UP NEW YOR S
K
Coming Fall 2015!

ABOUT THE AUTHOR


Daddy Day
Care, RV

Good

Luck Charlie, Its Christmas


The Chronicles of Egg
Where
in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?
Beavis and Butt-Head,
Politically Incorrect, and

with his wife and three sons, none of whom


The Tapper Twins Go to War
(With Each Other)