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Jesus Christ and the DaVinci Code

A Tract Book

By

Anthony J. Fejfar, J.D., Esq., Coif

© Copyright 2007 by Anthony J. Fejfar

In the book and movie, the DaVinci Code, it is asserted that Jesus

of Nazareth was married to Mary Magnalene, and had a child, a daughter. I

want to argue for a more radical interpretation of the Gospels. I argue that

Jesus was a Jewish Lawyer, a member of the Sandedrin, on Mary his

Mother’s side, the grandson of Cleopatra (Anne) (Egypt) and Marc Antony

Caesar (Rome). I argue that Jesus was married to a woman of stature in the

community and had 5 children, both boys and girls. I argue that Jesus was

an establishment player up until his 40 th birthday, at which point he became

a social justice advocate. Jesus argued that slavery should be abolished.

He argued that all Jews should have Roman Citizenship. He argued that

there should be hospitals to take care of medical needs of the middle class

and poor. He argued against unjust taxation. As a result of all of this, Jesus

was penured by the Sandedrin, and disbarred from law practice. Jesus sent

his wife and children to Byzantium to be safe and then began his public

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ministry as a prophet, healer, and preacher. Both the Jewish and Roman

authorities could take only so much of this and Jesus was crucified, died,

and was buried. Jesus rose from the dead, using his Quantum Abilities,

spent time with his disciples and then ascended into the sky, the heavens.

Jesus then flew bodily to the outskirts of Byzantium and rejoined his family,

with a change in identity, Joshua Zimmerman. Jesus made furniture part

time and practiced Roman Civil Law, having obtained Roman Citizenship.

He had 5 more biological children and stayed on earth for a long time.

The foregoing is my intuitive account of what really happened.