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BoogieNights(1997)moviescript
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1EXT.HOTTRAXXNIGHTCLUBNIGHT
CAMERAholdsonthisPACKEDdiscoonVanNuysBlvd.
TITLECARD:"SanFernandoValley,1977"
ACADILLACSEVILLEpullsuptothevaletareaandCAMERA(STEADICAM)moves
acrossthestreet,towardsthecar,landingclose
FromtheSevillesteps,JACKHORNER(50s)andAMBERWAVES(early30s).
CAMERAfollowsthem(thisisonecontinousshot)astheypassthecrowd,
greetaDOORMANandenter
INSIDETHENIGHTCLUB.Twiceaspackedinsideasoutside.Musicisfull
blast.AmberandJackaregreetedby
MAURICEt.t.RODRIGUEZ(30s).Ownerofthenightclub.PuertoRican.Wearing
asuitandfifteengoldchains.
MAURICE
JackieJackJackandMissLovelyAmberWaves
AMBER
Hi,Maurice.
JACK
Youbadasslittlespick.Howareyou,honey?
MAURICE
Pissedoffyouain'tbeenaround
JACK
Ibeenonvacation.
MAURICE
Don'tstayawaythislongfrommy

clubeveragain,JackieJackJack.
JACK
Ipromise.
MauricetakesAmber'shandandgivesitakiss.
MAURICE
Youarethefoxiestbitchintencountries.
AMBER
You'resuchacharmer.
MAURICE
(toJack)
Igotyouallsetupatyourbooth.
Iwannasendoversomeclamsonthehalfshell.
JACK
Beautiful.
MAURICE
Justremember,Jack:I'mavailable
andready.Castmeandfindout
JACK
Yeah,yeah,yeah.
AmberandJackheadofftowardsthebooth.CAMERAstayswithMaurice,
followshimtothebararea,whereheshoutssomeorderstoaWAITER.
MAURICE
ClamsonthehalfshelltoJack
andAmberovertherego!
TheWAITERtakesofftothekitchen,Mauricewalksontothedancefloorand
greetsthreepeople
REEDROTHCHILD,20s,tallandskinny,BECKYBARNETT,20s,blackgirlin
silk,BUCKSWOPE,20s,blackguyincowboygear.
MAURICE

Hellothere,kiddies.
REED/BUCK/BECKY
Hi,hey,hi,Maurice.
MAURICE
Havingagoodtime?
BECKY
Excellent.
MAURICE
Great,great,great.
Mauricemovesawaytogreetsomemorepeople.CAMERAstayswithReed,Becky
andBuck,doesa360aroundthem.ReedandBeckyDiscoDance.Buckdoes
someCowboyTypeMoves.
Momentslater,theWAITERcarryingclamsonthehalfshellpassesand
CAMERApicksupwithhim,followshimtoJack'sbooth,wherehepresents
them
WAITER
ComplimentsofMaurice.
JACK
Thankyou.
AMBER
CanIgetaMarguerita,please?
JACK
SevenUp,here
TheWAITERexits,CAMERAPANSwithhimforamoment,leadingtoayoung
girlwearingrollerskates,ROLLERGIRL(aged18).Shealways,alwayswears
rollerskates.CAMERAPANSwithherbacktoJack'sbooth.
ROLLERGIRL
Hi.
JACK
Hello,honey.

AMBER
(toRollergirl)
Didyoucallthatgirltoday?
ROLLERGIRL
Iforgot.
AMBER
Ifyoudon'tdoittomorrow,thenit's
theweekendandyou'llneverbeableto
getintoseeher
ROLLERGIRL
OK.
Rollergirlscratcheshercrotchasshespeaks.Ambernotices
AMBER
What'sthematterdownthere?
ROLLERGIRL
Igottagopee.
AMBER
Wellgo,then.
CAMERAstayswithRollergirl,followingheracrossthedancefloor.She
passesBuck,BeckyandReed,sayshello,dancesamoment,thencontinueson
intotheclearingoffthedancefloor,headingforthebathroom.She
passessomething,CAMERAmovesawaytowardsthissomething:
Abusboycleaningatable,EDDIEADAMS,aged17.CAMERAmovesintoaCU
blendingtoSLOWMOTION(40fps)foramoment.
(Note:InthetextEddieAdamswillbereferredtoasDirkDiggler.)
ANGLE,JACK'STABLE.
Jackturnshishead,looksacrossthedancefloorandseesthiskid
cleaningthetable.
ANGLE,DIRKDIGGLER.
Helooksup,catchesJacklookingbackathim,thenturnsaway,disappears
intoabackroom.

CAMERADOLLIESinonJack,whoatthatmoment,isapproachedbyafigure
enteringFRAME.Short,buffedoutLITTLEBILL(late40s).ThisisJack's
AssistantDirector.
LITTLEBILL
Jack.
JACK
Hey,LittleBill.
LITTLEBILL
Whatsaschedulelooklike?
Arewestillondayaftertomorrow?
JACK
Iwannadoitthedayafter
thedayaftertomorrow.
LITTLEBILL
Forsure?'CauseIwannacall
Rocky,Scotty,Kurtandallthoseguys
Jack'sattentioniswiththebackroomthatDirkentered.Hestandsand
headsaway.
JACK
Absolutely.ButIwannakeepitsmall.
Iwannakeepasmallcrewonthisone
LITTLEBILL
arelaxeddeal.
JACK
Exactly.
LITTLEBILL
Doyouhaveascriptyet?
JACK
Tomorrow.Tomorrowistheday

Jackisoffacrossthedancefloor.
CUTTO:
2INT.BACKROOM/KITCHENMOMENTSLATER
JACK
Hey.
DIRK
Hey.
JACK
Howyadoin'?
DIRK
Fine.
JACK
Howoldareyou?
DIRK
Ihaveaworkpermit,Igotthepaper
JACK
No,no,no.Notlikethat.
Howlonghaveyouworkedhere?
DIRK
Amonth.
JACK
Mauricegiveyouajobhere?
DIRK
Yeah.
JACK
Howmuchhepayyou?
DIRK

I'mnotsupposedtosayhowmuchImake.
JACK
He'safriendofmine
DIRK
Wellyou'llhavetoaskhim.
JACK
Youlivearoundhere,CanogaReseda?
DIRK
Um...no...doyouknowwhereTorranceis?
JACK
Howdoyougethere?
DIRK
Itakethebus.
JACK
Sowhatdoyouwannado?
DIRK
What?
JACK
YoutakethebusfromTorrancetowork
inReseda,whydon'tyouworkinTorrance?
DIRK
Idon'twantto.
JACK
...ok...
DIRK
So...youwantfiveorten?
JACK
...what...?

DIRK
Ifyouwannawatchmejackoff
it'stenbucks.Ifyoujustwanna
lookatitthenit'sfive.
JACK
Guyscomein,askyoutojackoff
forthem,asktoseeit?
DIRK
Yeah.
JACK
Haveyoudoneittonight?
DIRK
Coupletimes.
JACK
Andyoucandoitagain?
DIRK
Ifyouwant,ifyougottenbucks.
BEAT.Jackextendshishand.
JACK
I'mJack.
DIRK
Eddie.EddieAdams.
JACK
EddieAdamsfromTorrance.I'mJack
Horner,Filmmaker.
DIRK
Really?

JACK
Imakeadultfilms.Eroticpictures.
BEAT,THEN
DIRK
...Iknowwhoyouare.Ireadaboutyou
inamagazine."InsideAmber,""Amanda's
Ride."Youmadethose
JACK
Soyouknowme,youknowI'mnotfull
ofdoggydoodoo
DIRK
Yeah....
JACK
Sowhydon'tyoucomeback
tomytable,haveadrink,
meetsomepeople
DIRK
I'dlovetobut...I'mworking
JACK
Youneedmoney,youhavetopaytherent
DIRK
...No...Imean,yeah.Ineedmoney.
ButIdon'tpayrent.Iliveathome.
JACK
Tellmehowoldyouare,Eddie.
DIRK
...I'mseventeen....
JACK

You'reaseventeenyearoldpieceofgold.
DIRK
Yeah,right.
JACK
Whydon'tyoucomebacktomytable,
haveadrink,meetsomepeople
DIRK
Ican'tdothattoMaurice.
JACK
You'reagoodworker,yeah?
DIRK
I'msorry,Idoknowyou,Iknow
whoyouare,I'dlovetohaveadrink
withyouandIknowyou'renotfullof
JACK
doggydoodoo.
DIRK
Yeah,yeah.ButIjustcan't
walkoutonMaurice.I'msorry.
BEAT,THEN
JACK
Itseemstome,beneaththosejeans,
there'ssomethingwonderfuljust
waitingtogetout
Jackleaves.
3EXT.HOTTRAXXNIGHTCLUBNIGHT(LATER)
Theclubisclosing,Mauriceislockingupandturningthelightsoffout
front.CAMERAhangsaroundwithBuck,BeckyandReed.(Director'sNote:

Referenceimprov.Notes)
JackandAmbercruisepastinhisSeville,saysolongandheadupVanNuys
Blvd.
TheypassLittleBillwhowalkstohisoldStationWagon,ripsaparking
ticketoffthewindshieldandgetsbehindthewheel.
DirkDigglerexitstheclubfromasidedoorandheadsoff
CUTTO:
4OMITTED
5INT.JACK'SHOUSE/LAURELCANYONNIGHTLATER
JackandAmberenterthehouse.ItresemblestheJungleRoomatGraceland.
Heheadsforthekitchen,shemakesadrink...
JACK
Youwantsomethin'toeat?
I'monnamakesomeeggs.
AMBER
I'mgoin'tosleep.
JACK
Goodnight,honeytits.Sleepbeautiful.
CUTTO:
6INT.AMBER'SBEDROOM/JACK'SHOUSENIGHTMOMENTSLATER
ECU,AMBER.Shedoesaquicklineofcoke.BEAT.Shetakesavalium,lights
acigarette,thenpicksupthephone
AMBER
Tom...hi...yeah.Iknowit'slate,but...
(beat)
Yeah.IsAndythere?Ishe...?
I'dliketosayhello,I'dliketosay
hellotomysonandthat'sall.
(beat)
Lemmetellyousomething,Tom.

Lemmetellyousomethingyoudon'tknow
Iknowalawyer,youunderstand?
YoumightthinkIdon'tbutIdo
andI'lltakeyoutocourt....
(beat)
No...pleasedon't,Tom,Tom,Tom
Dialtonefromthephone.Shehangsup.
7INT.LITTLEBILL'SHOUSENIGHT
LittleBillentershishousequietly,turnsonasmalllighttohelpguide
himdownahallway.
FROMABEDROOMDOORwehearthesoundsofMOANINGANDGROANING.LittleBill
walkstothedoor,hesitates,thenopens
CUTTO:
8INT.LITTLEBILL'SBEDROOMNIGHTTHATMOMENT
LITTLEBILL'SWIFEandaBIGSTUDaredoingitonthebed.Theystopa
momentandcasuallylookathim.
LITTLEBILL
Whatthefuckareyoudoing?
LITTLEBILL'SWIFE
ThefuckdoesitlooklikeI'mdoing?
I'vegotacockinmypussy,youidiot.
BIGSTUD
Willyouclosethedoor?
LITTLEBILL
WillIclosethedoor?You'refucking
mywife,asshole.
BIGSTUD
Relax,littleman.
LITTLEBILL'SWIFE

Justgetout,Bill.Fuckingsleeponthecouch.
(toBigStud)
Keepgoing,BigStud.
BigStudcontinues.LittleBillwatchesamomentinahazethenclosesthe
door.
CUTTO:
9INT.DIRK'SPARENTSHOUSE/TORRANCENIGHT
Dirkentersquietly,walksahallwayandgoesintohisroom.
CUTTO:
10INT.DIRK'SROOMNIGHTTHATMOMENT
Dirkentershisroomandbeginstoremovehisclothes.Heturnsthevolume
lowonhisstereo.Hestandsinfrontofhismirror,doesafewflexes,
somedancemoves,somekaratemoves,etc.CAMERADOESASLOW360PANAROUND
THEROOM.PostersonthewallsofTravolta,Pacino,a1976Corvette,Bruce
Lee,Hawaii,aPenthousecenterfold,LukeSkywalker,etc.CAMERALANDSBACK
ONDIRK.
DIRK
That'sright.
FADEOUT,CUTTO:
11OMITTED
12OMITTED
13INT.DIRK'SHOUSE/KITCHENMORNING
Dirkeatsbreakfast.HisMOTHER(mid40s)stands,washingadish.His
FATHER(50s)enters,dressedinsuite.Hecrossesthekitchen
INSERT,CU
Father,stubbleonhisface,placesakissonthecheekofMother.
FATHER
Goodmorning.
MOTHER
...Jesus.Please,okay?Shaveifyou're
gonnadothat,itscratchesmyface.

Fathertakesaseatatthebreakfasttable,lookstoDirk.
FATHER
How'sthatwork,yougethomelate,huh?
DIRK
Yeah.
MOTHER
Ifyouwannaworkinanightclubyou
should...ifit'ssoimportant...you
shouldfindonecloser.
DIRK
...yeah...
Theyeatinsilence.
DIRK
I'vegottagettowork.
MOTHER
...atacarwash...
DIRK
What?
MOTHER
Youworkatacarwash,schoolnever
occurredtoyou?
Dirkstandsup,placeshisplatesinthesinkandexits.
CUTTO:
14OMITTED
15OMITTED
16INT.HIGHSCHOOLCLASSROOMDAY
Acrowdedhighschoolgeometryclassroom.Inthebackoftheclass,sitting
atadeskisRollergirl.ATEACHERwalksabout,handingoutthefinalexam.

Rollergirllooksitoveralotofquestions,diagramsandgenerally
confusingmaterial.Shelooksacrosstheroom
TwoBOYSarelookingatherandchucklingtothemselves.Oneguylooksto
theotherandmakesa"blowjob"gesture.
Shelooksaway,theycontinuetheirgesturesandgiggling.Otherstudents
noticeandsmile.
CAMERAARRIVESCU.ONROLLERGIRL.Shestandsup,headsforthedoorthe
teachercallsafterherbutshe'sgone.
CUTTO:
17INT.SUPERDUPERSTEREOSHOPDAY
Asemihighendstereostoreinthevalley.Buck,dressedinhisusual
cowboydigs,istalkingtoaCUSTOMERaboutastereounit.Themanager,a
skinnywhiteguywithamustacheandmustardsuit,JERRY(30s)isstanding
nearby.
BUCK
sobasicallyyou'regettin'
twicethebase,causeoftheTK421
modificationwegotinthissystemhere.
CUSTOMER
Idon'tknowdoIneedthatmuchbass?
BUCK
Ifyouwantasystemtohandle
whatyouwantyesyoudo.
Seethissystemhere.ThisisHiFi.
"HighFidelity."Whatthatmeansis
thatit'sthehighestqualityfidelity.
CUSTOMER
It'stheprice
BUCK
Ihavethisunitathome.
CUSTOMER

...really...?
BUCK
Yes.ButI'vegotitmodified
withtheTK421,whichisabassunit
thatbasicallykicksinanothertwo,
maybethreequadswhenyoureally
cranklemmeputanothereighttrack
insoyoucangetabetterideawhat
I'mtalkinabout
BuckejectstheEightTrackthatwasplayingandputsinhisownofa
countrywesternsong.
BUCK
Hearthatbass?Itkicksandturns
andcurlsupinyourbelly,makesyou
wannafreakydeaky,right?Ifyouget
thisunitasitisitwon'tsound
likethiswithoutthemodification
andwedothatforasmallprice.
TheCustomerlistensanothermoment,then
CUSTOMER
Thankyouforyourtime.
BUCK
Noproblem.
TheCustomerexitsandJerryapproachesBuck.
JERRY
...thefuckwasthat?
BUCK
Wha?

JERRY
HaveItoldyou?Huh?HaveI?
BUCK
What?Idon't
JERRY
Alright:A.)Youplaythatcountry
westerncrapandnoone'sgonnabuy
astereo.YouthrowonsomeKCand
theSunshineBand,aguylooksaparticular
wayandyou'veseentheprofilesheet
youthrowonsomeLedZeppelin.No.
Instead,youplaythistwingytwangy,
yappydappymusic.Whatkindabrother
areyouanyway,listeningtothatshit?
BUCK
Hey,Jerry,look
JERRY
No,youlook.Igaveyouajobhere
becauseIthoughtyourfilmwork
mightbringsomenicepussyinthe
placeandithasbutIcan't
haveanymorefuckupsyoudig?
BUCK
Yeah.
JERRY
Alright.Gounloadthenew484's
fromthebackroom.
Buckgoestothebackroom.

CUTTO:
18INT.SHERYLLYNN'SBEDROOMDAYLATER
Dirkisinbedwithayoungneighborhoodgirl,SHERYLLYNNPARTRIDGE.Her
roomisdecoratedinpastelswithequestrianthingsallaround.Horse
models,trophiesfromriding,blueribbons,etc.
DIRK
Ihavetogetback.
SHERYLLYNN
Oncemore.
DIRK
Ihavetogetbacktowork.
SHERYLLYNN
Giveittome,Eddie.
DIRK
Don'tmakemepounceyou,SherylLynn.
SHERYLLYNN
Ohhhhbaby,baby,baby.
DIRK
I'lldoit
SHERYLLYNN
Promise?
DIRK
That'sit.
Dirkjumpsupandstartsbouncingupanddownonthebed,nakedand
flapping.Shestaresathiscrotch,shakesherhead
DICK(OC)
What?
SHERYLLYNN
You'resobeautiful.

DICK(OC)
Yeah...
SHERYLLYNN
Doyouknowhowgoodyouareat
doingthis,Eddie?Havingsex...fuckingme...
makinglovetome?
Dirklooksdown.BEAT.
DIRK
Everyonehasonething,y'think?Imean:
Everyoneisgivenonespecialthing....right?
SHERYLLYNN
That'sright.
DIRK
EveryoneisblessedwithOneSpecialThing.
Dirkkneelsdowntoher
DIRK
Iwantyoutoknow:Iplanonbeingastar.
Abig,brightshiningstar.That'swhat
Iwantandit'swhatI'mgonnaget.
SHERYLLYNN
Iknow.
DIRK
AndonceIgetit:I'mnevergonnastop
andI'llnever,evermakeamistake.
TheyKiss.
CUTTO:
19INT.HOTTRAXXNIGHTCLUBNIGHT

NightclubisinfullswingonaFridayNight.CAMERAhangswithDirkfora
whileashebusestables.
ANGLE,JACK'SBOOTH
RollergirlcomesovertospeakwithJack.Hewhisperssomethinginherear.
Shenods,"Iunderstand,"androllsaway
CUTTO:
20INT.HOTTRAXX/HALLWAYNIGHTTHATMOMENT
CAMERAfollowsontheheelsoftherollerskatesastheymovedownthe
hallwayandinto
THEKITCHEN
Dirkiswashingdishes.HelooksupandspotsRollergirl.Sheliftsaskate
upjustalittle...SherollsclosertoDirkandpullshiminto
ACLOSETSPACE
Shegoesdownonhim,unzipshispantsandpullsouthiscock.She
hesitates.DOLLYINCLOSEONHERFACE.ShesmilesupatDirk.
CUTTO:
21OMITTED
22EXT.HOTTRAXXNIGHTCLUBNIGHTLATER
Closinghour.Dirkexitsasidedoorandstartswalking.Jack,Amberand
RollergirlintheSevillepullalongsidehim
JACK
Hey.Eddie.
DIRK
Hello.Jack?
JACK
Yeah.Youwannaride?
DIRK
I'mgoin'prettyfar.
ROLLERGIRL
Yourememberme?Couplehoursago?
DIRK

Yeah...Irememberyou.
AMBER
Comewithus,sweetie.
DIRK
Okay.
DirkgetsinthebackseatofthecarwithRollergirl.
CUTTO:
23.INT.CANDY'SCOFFEESHOPNIGHTLATER
Inabooth,afterthemeal.DirkandRollergirlononeside,JackandAmber
ontheother.
JACK
Thisthinghere,Imean,youunderstand
onethingandthat'sthis:Itcosts.
Imean,thisstuffcostsgoodol'American
Green.Yougotfilm,yougotlights,
yougotsound,labfees,developing,synching,
editingnextthingyouknowyou're
spendingthirty/fortythousandapicture.
DIRK
That'salotofmoney.
JACK
Hellyesit'salotofmoney,butlemme
tellyousomethingelse:Youmakeagood
filmandthere'spracticallynoendtothe
amountofmoneyyoucanmake,Eddie.
AMBER
HaveyouseenJack'shouse?
CAMERAHOLDSONAMBER.ShewatchesDirk.

DIRK(OC)
No.
JACK(OC)
He'llseeit.
ROLLERGIRL(OC)
He'llseeit.
JACK(OC)
Eddie:Yougotten,fifteenpeoplearound
andthat'sjusttomakesurethelightingis
right...shit,thisisnotanoperationfor
theweak,andlemmetellyousomethingelse:
Whenallissaidanddone,yougottahavethe
juice,youunderstand?Imean...youcanwork
onyourarms,yourlegs,workoutmorning,day,
noon,night,thewholedeal,butwhenitcomes
rightdowntoit...whatweneedisMr.Torpedo
Area,y'understand?Mr.FunZone?Okay,let's
sayyougotthat:right?AndYouDoGot,Yeah?
HelookstoRollergirl.Shesmiles.CAMERAOFFAMBERNOW.
JACK
Icangoouttonightthereputation
Igot:Icanfindmyself15/20guys,
cocksthesizeofWillieMaysBaseballBat:
DoIwantthat?No.DoIneedthat?No.
Ineedactors.
AMBER
Uhhhohhh...herewego

JACK
Alright,yeah,Ineedthebigdick,
andthebigtitsthatGETSthemin
thetheater.Whatkeepsthemintheir
seatsevenafterthey'vecome?Huh?
Thebeautyandtheacting.
Ifyou'reabletogiveitupandshowtheworld:
No,notjustyourcock.Fuckthat.
WhatI'mtalkingaboutisshowingyour
insides,fromyourheart...youunderstand?
Hey,Sure:GETTHEMINTHETHEATER.
That'sonething.Idon'twant'emshowingup,
sittingdown,jackingoffandsplittingon
thestory.Idon'twanttomakethatfilm.
Iwannamakethethingthatkeeps'emaround
evenafterthey'vecome...whathappenswhenyou
come?You'redone,youwannasplit.
Myidea,mygoal:Suck'eminwiththe
story...they'llsquirttheirloadandsitinit...
JustToSeeHowTheStoryEnds.
Sometimeswemakethesefilms,wewanna
makepeoplelaughalittle,thengetinto
itandfuckheavy:That'sgoodandthat'sfine.
ButIgotadreamofmakingafilmthat's
true...trueandrightanddramatic.
DIRK
...Right...right...Iunderstand.
AMBER

Don'tlistentoohardtoallthis,
honey...it'sjustniceintheory.
JACK
It'sadreamtobeabletofind
acockandanactor.
ROLLERGIRL
Dream,dream,dream,dream,dream.
DIRK
Ifyoudon'thavedreamsyouhavenightmares.
HOLD.Amber,JackandRollergirllookatDirk.
CUTTO:
24INT.JACK'SHOUSE/LIVINGROOMNIGHT
CAMERADOESA180AROUNDTHEMAINPARTOFTHEHOUSE,LANDSTHEANGLEWITH
DIRK.He'ssittingonacouch,handsfoldedacrosshislap.OCwehear
Jack,RollergirlandAmbermovingaboutandtalking.
JACK(OC)
DidyouwantaFresca,Eddie?
DIRK
Nothanks.
JACK
You'resure...?
ROLLERGIRL(OC)
...you'reoutoflimes,Jack.
JACK(OC)
Checkinthestudiofridge...
AMBER(OC)
I'mgoingtobed.
JACK(OC)

Goodnight,honey.
AMBER(OC)
Goodnight,Jackie.Don'tstayuptoolate.
Goodnight,Eddie.I'mgladyoucameby.
SheleansintoFRAMEandgivesDirkagoodnightkiss.
AMBER
You'regreat.
DIRK
Thankyou.
CAMERAPANSWITHAMBERANDLEADSTOANANGLEWITHJACK.HOLD.
JACK
She'sthebest,Eddie.Amother.
Arealandwonderfulmothertoall
thosewhoneedlove.
DIRK(OC)
She'sreallynice.
JACK
Sowhatdoyouthink...Ithink
weoughttobeinbusinesstogether.
DIRK(OC)
...yeah...?
JACK
WhatdoyouthinkofRollergirl?
DIRK(OC)
She's...she'sreallygreat...
JACK
Wouldyouliketogetitonwithher?
DIRK(OC)

Havesex?
JACK
Yeah.
DIRK(OC)
Yeah,I'dloveto.Imean,yes.
She's...she'sreallyfoxy.
JACK
Betyourasssheis
Rollergirlentersbackintothehouse.CAMERASWINGPANSOVER:
ROLLERGIRL
You'reofficiallyoutoflimes,Jack.
JACK
I'llgetyousomemoretomorrow.
Comeoverhereaminute.Sitnext
toEddieonthecouchthere.
ROLLERGIRL
HereWeGo!AreWeGonnaFuck?
JACK
Yesyouare.
ROLLERGIRL
Oh,wait,wait,wait,then.
SherollsovertotheHiFisystemandpicksarecord.Shesetstheneedle
ontheturntableandrollsovertothecouchinoneswiftmotionripping
herclothesoff.
ROLLERGIRL
Youready?
DIRK
Areyou?

ROLLERGIRL
Ohhhyeah.
Theykiss.Theyleanbackonthecouch.Dirkstopsamoment.
DIRK
Areyougonnatakeyourskatesoff?
ROLLERGIRL
Idon'ttakemyskatesoff.
DIRK
Okay.
ROLLERGIRL
Don'tfuckingcomeinme.
JACK
Don'tcomeinher,Eddie.Iwantyou
topullitoutandjackoff,makesure
youaimittowardsherface.
ROLLERGIRL
Fuckyou,Jack.
JACK
Towardshertits,then.
CAMERAHOLDSONJACK.OCsoundsofDirkandRollergirlmakingoutonthe
couch.SLOWZOOMINTOCU.ONJACK.
CUTTO:
25INT.DIRK'SHOUSEEARLYMORNINGLATER
Dirkentersquietly,walksdownthehallway,passingthekitchen.His
MOTHERisthere,lookingathim.HOLD,THEN
DIRK
Hi.
MOTHER
Wherewereyou?

DIRK
Nowhere.
MOTHER
Shutup.Shutup.Wherewereyou?
Dirkwalksdownthehalltowardshisroom.
MOTHER
Youseethatlittleslutgirlyousee?
Sheryl?SherylLynn?
DIRK
Don'tsaythat.
MOTHER
Doesitmakeyoufeellikeastudto
seetrashlikethat?Huh?Whatisshe?
Yourgirlfriend?
DIRK
She'snotmygirlfriend.
MOTHER
She'salittlewhoreandalittle
pieceoftrash...Iknowyou'renot
theonlyonethatshesees.
DIRK
What...what'reyou...youdon'tknow.
MOTHER
I'veheardthingsabouther.Thatgirl.
Don'tthinkIdon'tknowwhatgoeson
whenI'mnothere...Iwashyoursheets,kid.
Iknowshe'sbeenhere.Orareyoudoing

someotherthinginthere?Withyour
musicandyourpostersonthewall?
CUTTO:
26INT.BEDROOMMORNINGTHATMOMENT
Dirk'sFATHERissittingontheedgeofhisbed,listeningthefight
outside.
MOTHER(OC)
Whydon'tyougotoyourlittlewhore,
SherylLynn.YourlittleGIRLFRIEND.
DIRK(OC)
MaybeIwill.
MOTHER(OC)
Ohyeah?Yeah,whatareyougonnado?
DIRK(OC)
Idunno,I'lldosomething.
27INT.HALLWAYMORNINGTHATMOMENT
MOTHER
Youcan'tdoanything.You'realoser.
You'llalwaysbealoseryoucouldn't
evenfinishhighschoolbecauseyouwere
toostupidsowhatareyougonnado?
DIRK
I'lldosomething...I'lldoit.
I'llgosomewhereanddosomething,
maybeI'llrunawaywhereyoucannever
findme.
MOTHER
Goahead.Goaheadandfuck

thatlittleGIRL.
Dirkheadsforhisroom,Motherfollows.
29INT.DIRK'SBEDROOMMORNINGTHATMOMENT
Dirkheadsforadrawerandstartstograbsomeclothes.
MOTHER
Whatdoyouthinkyou'redoing?
DIRK
I'mgettingmystuff
MOTHER
youthinkthat'syourstuff?
That'snotyourstuff...youdidn'tpay
forthatit'snotyoursbecause
youdidn'tpayforit,stupid.
Dirkstops.HisMotherlookstothepostersonhiswall.
MOTHER
Noneofthisstuffisyours.This:
Shestartstoriphispostersfromthewall.Dirkstands.CAMERAbeginsa
SLOWDOLLYINTOCU.
MOTHER(OC)
Ifyou'regonnaleave,youleavewithwhat
you'vegot:Nothing.Y'see...youtreatme
likethisandthisiswhatyouget.
That'sfair.Huh?Youwannalivethatway?
Fuckthatlittlewhore.I'vetakencareof
youallyourmiserablefuckinglife....
CAMERAARRIVESCU.ONDIRK.He'sstartingtocry.
MOTHER(OC)
...youpayforit...youowemeforallthe

shitI'vedoneforyouinyourlife....you
littlefucker...youunderstand?Thinkyou're
gonnabethis?Huh?Thesegoddamnposters
you'renotgonnabethisyou'regonna
beshit...becauseyou'restupid.
DIRK
I'mnotstupid.
MOTHER
Yesyouare.
DIRK
Whyareyousomeantome?You'remymother...
MOTHER
Notbychoice.
DIRK
Don't.Don'tbemeantome.
MOTHER
Youlittlefucker,I'mnotbeingmean
toyou,you'rejusttoostupidtosee.
DIRK
Youdon'tknowwhatIcando.Youdon't
knowwhatIcandoorwhatI'mgonnado
orwhatI'mgonnabe.Youdon'tknow.
I'mgood.Ihavegoodthingsthatyou
don'tknowandI'mgonnabesomething
youYouDon'tKnowAndYou'llSee.
MOTHER
Youcan'tdoanything.
You'llneverdoanything

DIRK
Don'tbemeantome.
MOTHER
YOULITTLEFUCKER,I'MNOTBEINGMEANTOYOU!
DirkCHARGESathisMotherandSLAMSheragainstthewall.
DIRK
ANDYOUDON'TBEMEAN,ANDYOUDON'T
TALKTOME....NO.
CUTTO:
29EXT.DIRK'SHOUSE/TORRANCEMORNING
DirkCHARGESoutofthehouseandrunsoffdownthestreet.Motherappears
inthedoorway,watcheshimleave,slamsthedoor
CUTTO:
30OMITTED
31OMITTED
32OMITTED
33INT.JACK'SHOUSEDAY
Jack,Amber,Rollergirl,Reed,BuckandBecky.They'resettingupfora
poolparty.Casesofbeer,sodaandchipsallaround.
Dirkcomeswalkinguptowardsthefrontdoor...Jackopensup,CAMERA
PUSHESIN...Jackopenshisarms
JACK
EddieAdamsfromTorrance!Youmadeit,
youmadeit,mydarling,comeoninhere.
Iwantyoutomeetsomeone
CAMERAfollowswithJackandDirkastheymovetothepoolareaandfind
Reed,who'ssettingupthebar.
JACK
Reed,honey,Iwantyoutomeet

aNewKidOnTheBlock,EddieAdams.
DIRK
Hi...I'mEddie...
REED
Hi,Eddie.I'mReed.Youliveonthisblock?
DIRK
No,no.
REED
Oh,IthoughtJacksaidyoudid.
Youwannadrink?
DIRK
Sure.
JACK
Eddie,Iwantyoutohangoutfor
awhile,Idon'twantyouleaving
thisparty...understandme?
DIRK
Sure.
Jackleaves.ReedlookstoDirk.
REED
Marguerita?
DIRK
Great.
BEAT.Reedfixesthedrink.
REED
CanIaskyousomething?
DIRK
Uhhuh.

REED
Doyouworkout?
DIRK
Yeah.
REED
Youlooklikeit.Whaddayousquat?
DIRK
Two.
REED
Super,super.
DIRK
You?
REED
Three.
DIRK
Wow.
REED
Nob.s.Wheredoyouworkout?
DIRK
Torrance.InTorrance,whereIlive.
REED
Cool.Cool.YouevergotoVince'sout
herenoyoucouldn't,Iwould'veseenyou.
DIRK
I'vealwayswantedtoworkoutatVince's.
REED
Herewego...tastethat.

DirksipstheMarguerita.
DIRK
RockandRoll.
REED
Thanks.Whatdoyoubench?
DIRK
Youtellmefirst.
REED
Youfirst.
DIRK
Sametime.
REED
Cool.
DIRK
Ready?
REED
Ready.
DIRK/REED
One...Two...Three....
SILENCE.
DIRK
Youdidn'tsayit...
REED
...neitherdidyou.
ANGLE,POLAROIDCAMERA.
Itsitsonatabletop.It'ssuddenlysnappedupbyRollergirl.CAMERA
followsherandthePolaroidouttothepoolareawhereshesnapsphotosof
ReedandDirk.(FlashtoDevelopedPolaroids.)
CUTTO:

34EXT.JACK'SDRIVEWAYAFTERNOONLATER
ThedrivewayisPACKEDwithcarsnowandthepartyisinfullswing.ABig
BlackCadillaccomesdownthedriveway.ALIMODRIVERgetsout,movesto
thebackandopensthedoor.Fromthecarsteps:
THECOLONELJAMES(mid60s).Heavysetinatansuit.Wraparound
sunglasses.ThePornoFilmDistributor.HisLADYFRIEND(aged16)steps
fromthecarandsmiles
COLONEL
Youlookgreat,honey.
LADYFRIEND
Istheregonnabecokeatthisparty,Colonel?
COLONEL
Yes.
JackisrighttheretogreettheColonel.
JACK
Colonel,helloandwelcome!
COLONEL
Hello,Jack.ThisismyLadyFriend.
JACK
Hello,darling.
LADYFRIEND
Doyouhavecokeatthisparty?
JACK
WellI'msurewecanfindyousome.
COLONEL
Findhersomecoke,Jack.
JACK
Wewill,wewill.Thanksforcomingby.
Theyexit.CAMERAfollowstheLimoDriverintothepoolarea

CUTTO:
35EXT.POOLAREA/JACK'SHOUSETHATMOMENT
CAMERAfollowstheLimoDriverforawhile,thenmovesaway,tofind
MauriceandAmber.They'resittingdown,speaking.
MAURICE
...y'see,MissAmber,I'mjustapoorfellow
fromPuertoRico.Ihavetheclub,yes,
that'sonething...butsoon...theclubgoes...
Idie...andwhatdoIhave?I'vegotnothing.
AMBER
Uhhuh.
MAURICE
Iwantsomethingtosendbackhome.
Somethingtosendbacktomybrothersandsay:
LookAtMe.LookAtTheWomenI'veBeenWith.
AMBER
Sowhat...doyouwantmetotalktohim?
MAURICE
Yes...Imean...y'know...whatdoyou
thinkI'maskin'here?
AMBER
...youwannabeinamovie?
MAURICE
Please.TellhimIwon'tbebad.Please.
AMBER
I'llseewhatIcando.
CAMERAmovesaway,throughtheparty,tofindBuckandBecky.
BECKY

...becauseit'sold...it'solddeal.
BUCK
Lemmetellyousomething:
BECKY
Hewasobviouslypissedaboutthemusic.
BUCK
What'swrongwithit,y'know?
BECKY
Look,Buck:Thecowboylookended
aboutsixyearsago
BUCK
it'scomin'back.
BECKY
Noit'snot.It'sover,it'sdead.
BUCK
Youdon'tknowwhatyou'retalkin'about.
BECKY
I'mjustsayinganditseemslikeyour
bossatthestereostoreissayingthe
samething
BUCK
what,what?
BECKY
Getanewlook.
BUCK
Yeah...yeah...yeah...yougetanewlook.
BECKY
ThelookI'vegotisjustfine.

BUCK
What'syourlook?
BECKY
ChocolateLove,Baby.
BUCK
Yeah,right.
OCwehearthenewsongstarttoplay.
BECKY
OHSHIT!TURNITUP!ILOVETHISSONG!
Beckyleaves.CAMERAmovesawaytofind:
TheColonel'sLadyFriendapproachesaYoungStud,who'swearing
bikinispeedosandholdingcourtoveratableofcoke.
LADYFRIEND
Excuseme...?
YOUNGSTUD
Yes?
LADYFRIEND
MayIpleasejoinin?
YOUNGSTUD
Mostcertainly.
CUTTO:
36EXT.JACK'SHOUSE/DRIVEWAYDAYMOMENTSLATER
LittleBillandhisWifegetoutofhisStationWagonandentertheparty
fromthedriveway.She'sdressedup.He'sdresseddown.
LITTLEBILL
Justdon'tembarrassme,alright?
LITTLEBILL'SWIFE
Fuckyou,Bill.

LITTLEBILL
Iworkwiththesepeople,alright?
Thesearemycoworkers,sojust
LITTLEBILL'SWIFE
Biteit.
LITTLEBILL
Don'tmakemedosomething.
LITTLEBILL'SWIFE
Ohhh...I'msoscared.
Shemovesaway.RollergirlpassesandtakesaSNAPSHOT.
CU.THEPOLAROIDDEVELOPED
LittleBillinsortofanangryconfusedsurprisedface.
ROLLERGIRL
What'swrong,LittleBill?
LITTLEBILL
Nothing.Howareyou,Rollergirl?
ROLLERGIRL
I'mfine.
LITTLEBILL
IsJackaround?
ROLLERGIRL
He'sinthehouse.
LittleBillleaves.CAMERAfollowsRollergirlaroundassheminglesand
snapsmorePolaroids.
CUTTO:
37INT.JACK'SOFFICEDAYTHATMOMENT
JackandtheColonelaresitting,drinksintheirhand.TheColonelsmokes
acigar.
JACK

Theideaisthis:Amberisadirector
ofpornofilmsandshe'sdownonherluck.
Shehasn'thadahitinayear.She's
desperate.Herlandlordisthreateningtokickher
out,soshe'sdesperateforabigdickhit,right?
COLONEL
Yes.Gooddilemma.
JACK
Yes.Soshecallsupalltheagencies
intownandsays:"Sendoveryourbest
actors,I'mcastingapornopicture."
Well,thestorygoesanddevelopswith
Amberauditioningvariousmenand
women...thewholethingwrapsupwith
theLandlord,I'dliketogetJeremyif
he'sstillintowntoplaythepart
hecomesinthelandlordsays:
Youbetterpayrentoryou'rethrough.
Well,Amberdoesonehelluvasuckjob,
assfuck,comeintheface,sortofthing
andfadeouttheend.
COLONEL
That'sgreat.
JACK
There'sakid,ayoungman,Imethim
lastnight:HisnameisEddieAdams.
He'shere,he'sattheparty.He'ssomething

specialandIwanttocasthim.
COLONEL
Whatfilmshashedone?
JACK
Thiswouldbehisfirst.
LittleBillpokeshisheadintotheoffice,seestheconversationand
quicklyapologizesandexits.TheColonellookstoJack
COLONEL
Castingisuptoyou,Jack.Youwannadoit?
Thendoit.Ifithasbigtits,tightpussy
andfocus:I'mhappy.Youtellthestories
youwannatell,makeyourselfhappy.
CUTTO:
38EXT.JACK'SHOUSE/POOLAREADAYTHATMOMENT
ReedandDirkareswimming.Dirkgetsuponthedivingboard.
REED
Doacannonball.
DIRK
No,no.WatchthisJacknife.
Dirkrunsandjumps
DIRK
JACKNIFE.
Helandsinthepoolandswimstothesurface.
DIRK
Howdiditlook?
REED
Great.Checkthisout.
(getsontheboard)

Thisisgonnabeafullflip.
Reedruns,jumps,goesfortheflipbutlandsFLATONHISBACK.
CUTTO:
39INT.POOL/UNDERWATERTHATMOMENT
Reedlands.CAMERAmovesinonhisface.He'sinSERIOUSPAIN.Hefloats
downforamoment....
CUTTO:
40EXT.POOLAREATHATMOMENT
Everyoneatthepartyislooking...holdingtheirbreathandwaiting..
.Reedcomestothesurface.
REED
Ouch.
Thepartypeopleturnbacktotheirconversations...
DIRK
Yougottatryandbringyourlegs
allthewayaround....
REED
Yeah.
41INT.JACK'SHOUSE/THEPARTYDAYTHATMOMENT
CAMERAfollowsbehindLittleBill.He'swalkingaround,lookingforhis
wife.Hegreetsafewpeoplehereandthere.
Herunsintoabigguy,ROCKY(late30s).He'saCREWmember.
LITTLEBILL
Howyoudoin',Rocky?
ROCKY
Good,good,what'swrong?
LITTLEBILL
Nothin'.Nothin'atall.
ROCKY

Doyouhavetheschedulefortheshoot,or...?
LITTLEBILL
Yeah.You'reon.
ROCKY
Isithere?
LITTLEBILL
Yeah,it'sgonnabehere,butit'sasimpleone...
CAMERApicksupwiththeLadyFriendandtheYoungStudwiththecoke...
ZOOMafterthemdownalonghallwaytowardsaBEDROOMdoor.Theyclosethe
doorintheCAMERA'SFACE.
CUTTO:
42INT.JACK'SKITCHENDAYTHATMOMENT
MauriceandBuckaretalking
MAURICE
Hey,hey,hey,mypointisthis:
BUCK
What?
MAURICE
YouknowwhatIsay?
BUCK
WhatWhat?
MAURICE
WearWhatYouDig.
ThePHONERINGS.Mauricepicksupthephone.
MAURICE
Hello?
(beat)
I'msorry...Ican'thearyou
thatwell...sayagain...?Maggie?

(toBuck)
IsthereaMaggiehere?
BUCK
Idon'tknowaMaggie.
MAURICE
(intophone)
Ithinkyoumighthavethewrongnumber....
Yourmother?I'msorry...wait...just...wait...
Mauricesetsthephonedown,lookstoBuck.
MAURICE
Watchthataminute....
CAMERAfollowshimashewalksouttothepoolarea
MAURICE
(callsout)
IsthereaMaggiehere?
Nooneatthepoolarearespondssohewalksbackinsidetothephone.Buck
isstillwatchingitclosely.
MAURICE
(intophone)
I'msorry...there'snoMaggiehere.
Okay...okay...noproblem...Bye.
BUCK
Whatwasit?
MAURICE
Somekidlookin'forhismother.
CUTTO:
43INT.BATHROOM/JACK'SHOUSETHATMOMENT
Amberissittinginthebathroom,onthetoilet.Shereachestothewindow,

setsasidethecurtainsandlooks.
AMBER'SPOV:Lookingouttothepoolarea.Dirkdivesofftheboardand
doesaperfectFLIPinSLOWMOTION.
CUTTO:
44EXT.JACK'SHOUSE/DRIVEWAYMOMENTSLATER
CAMERAfollowsLittleBill.Hespotssixpeopleinasemicirclearound
something.Hewalksoverinsidethesemicircle,onthepavement,Little
Bill'sWifeisgettingfuckedbysomeBIGDUDE.
LITTLEBILL
...thefuckareyoudoing?
Shelooksupathim,smiles.
WATCHER#1
Whatdoesitlooklikethey'redoing?
LITTLEBILL
That'smywife.
LITTLEBILL'SWIFE
Shutup,Bill.
WATCHER#2
Yeah,shutup,Bill.
TheotherWATCHERSjoinintellingLittleBillto"Shutup."Hewalksaway
andCAMERAfollowshimuntilhe'sapproachedbyabigman,KURTLONGJOHN
(late40s).He'sthecameraman.
KURTLONGJOHN
LittleBill.
LITTLEBILL
Hey.Kurt.What'sup?
KURTLONGJOHN
What'swrongwithyou?
LITTLEBILL
Ah...myfuckin'wife,man,she's

overthere...she'sgotsomeidiot's
dickinher,peoplestandingaround
watchingit'safuckin'embarrassment.
KURTLONGJOHN
Yeah.Yeah.Iknow.Anyway,listen:
LITTLEBILL
yeah.
KURTLONGJOHN
FortheshootIwannatalkaboutthelook.
Iwantedtoseeaboutgettingthisnewzoomlens...
LITTLEBILL
Right.
KURTLONGJOHN
Iwonderedifwe'dbeabletolookinto
gettingsomemorelights,too,y'know
LITTLEBILL
Jackwantsaminimalthing
KURTLONGJOHN
Right,well,veryoften,minimalmeans
alotmorephotographicallythanIthink,
well...thenIthinkmostpeopleunderstand...
LITTLEBILL
Iunderstand.
KURTLONGJOHN
No,no.Hey.Iknowyouunderstand,
Iwastalkingaboutsomeotherpeople.
LITTLEBILL
Well,IthinkwhatJackistalking

aboutisminimal,notreally"natural,"
butminimal...
KURTLONGJOHN
OK...fine...Iwasjustsaying...
LITTLEBILL
Iunderstand
KURTLONGJOHN
'causeI'mjusttryingtogiveeach
pictureit'sownlook
LITTLEBILL
Canwetalkaboutthislater?
KURTLONGJOHN
Oh,yeah...youhavetogosomewhere...or...?
LITTLEBILL
Well,no,yeah...Imean...
KURTLONGJOHN
'CauseIwashopingto,y'know,forthe
shoottomorrow,wecouldsendRockydown
andhecouldpickitup
LITTLEBILL
Kurt.
KURTLONGJOHN
No.Hey.Gotcha.You'vegottagosomewhere
soheywhatthefuck?It'sonlythe
photographyofthemoviewe'retalkin'about
LittleBilllooksathim.HOLD.
LITTLEBILL

Areyougivin'meshit,Kurt?
KURTLONGJOHN
NO,NO,HEY.Noway,LittleBill.
LITTLEBILL
Myfuckingwifehasacockinherassover
inthedriveway,alright?I'msorryifmy
thoughtsaren'twiththephotographyofthe
filmwe'reshootingtomorrow,Kurt,OK?
KURTLONGJOHN
OK.Nobigdeal.Sorry.
LITTLEBILL
Alright?
KURTLONGJOHN
Gotcha.
LittleBillleaves.Kurtstandsaloneamoment.Hewalksovertothe
drivewayandwatchesLittleBill'sWifegetfucked.
CUTTO:
45INT.JACK'SHOUSE/HALLWAYDAYLATER
CAMERAfollowsHANDHELDbehindJack,theColonelandhisLimoDriveras
theywalkquicklydownahallwaythatleadstoabedroom.
CUTTO:
46INT.BEDROOMTHATMOMENT
Jack,theColonelandLimoDriverBURSTintotheroom
REVERSEANGLE:Ontheflooroftheroom,theColonel'sLADYFRIENDislying
naked.She'spassedoutandshehasbloodpouringfromhernose.TheYOUNG
STUDisnaked,holdingherinhisarms.Helooksupatthemenwhojust
entered.
YOUNGSTUD
Ithinkshe'ssick.
COLONEL

Whatthefuckisthis?
YOUNGSTUD
Ididn'tdoanything.
JACK
Isshebreathing?
YOUNGSTUD
Idon'tknow.Ithinkshedidtoomuchcoke?
COLONEL
Duh.Doyouthinkso,smarty?
LIMODRIVER
She'sdefinitelyoverdosing.
COLONEL
Oh...whatthefuck....
Thefourmenlookatthegirl.TheColonelturnstohisLimoDriver.
COLONEL
Alright:Johnny.You'regonnatakecare
ofthisforme.Youlisteninghere?
LIMODRIVER
Yeah.
COLONEL
Iwantyoutopickherup,getherin
thecar,takeherdowntoSt.Joe's.
LIMODRIVER
Okay.
COLONEL
Listen,though:Youdropheroffin
thefront,Idon'twantthis...y'understand?
Idon'tneedthis,here.

LIMODRIVER
Gotcha.
COLONEL
Makesurenooneseesthelimo.
LIMODRIVER
Gotit.
COLONEL
YoungStud,Iwantyoutohelpmydriver
Johnnyheregetherinthecar.
TheYoungStudstartstocryhysterically.
COLONEL
(toJack)
Whatthefuckisthis?
(toYoungStud)
Hey...hey...pal...getagrip,man.
YOUNGSTUD
I'msorry...it'sjust...it'sjust....
COLONEL
What?
YOUNGSTUD
I...I...I....
COLONEL
Spititout.
YOUNGSTUD
Thisistwiceintwodaysachick
hasO.D.'donme.
COLONEL

Wellmaybethatmeansyououghtathinkabout
gettingsomenewshit,whatdoyouthink?
YOUNGSTUD
Yes,sir.
COLONEL
JesusChrist.Nowbeaman,dealwiththe
situationandgetherinthecar.
TheLadyFriendstartstogointoCONVULSIONS.
COLONEL
Y'seethat,allthisfuckin'conversation
YOUNGSTUD
Pleasedon'tdie!
LIMODRIVER
C'mon,pal.
TheLimoDriverandYoungStudcarryhernaked,convulsingbodytothe
BlackLimooutfront.CAMERAholdswithJackandtheColonel.
JACK
Closecall.
COLONEL
Yes.
Theyexit.
CUTTO:
47EXT.POOLAREADAYTHATMOMENT
CAMERAiswithReedandDirk.They'resittingintwopoolchairs,drinking
theirdrinksandtalking.Anervousyoungkidinredswimmingtrunks,
SCOTTYJ.(mid20s)comesoverandinterjects
SCOTTYJ.
HeyReed.
REED

HeyScotty,howareyou?
SCOTTYJ.
Y'know,y'know.
(re:Dirk)
Who'sthis?
REED
EddiemeetScottyJ.He'safriend,
heworksonsomeofthefilms.
DIRK
Nicetomeetyou.
SCOTTYJ.
Youtoo.Areyougonnabeworking?
DIRK
Maybe.
REED
Probably.
SCOTTYJ.
That'sgreat.That'sgreat.Wheredid
youmeetJack?'CauseIworkonthefilms,
y'know,sometimes,that'swhyI'mwondering
ifyou,youknow
JACK(OC)
EDDIE!EDDIE!Comeoverhereaminute.
DirkspotsJackcallinghimandstands,lookstoScottyJ.
DIRK
Excuseme.
SCOTTYJ.
Yeah,okay.

DIRK
Nicetomeetyou.
CAMERADOLLIESINALITTLEONSCOTTYJ.
REED(OC)
Youwannatakeaseat,Scotty?
SCOTTYJ.
Uh...Idunno...isitalright?
REED(OC)
Yeah.
SCOTTYJ.
Thankyou.Itgetsalittlehard
minglingaround...y'know...talkingto
peopleandstuff...it'ssortof
ThatkidEddieisreallygoodlooking,huh?
ANGLE,JACK,THECOLONELANDDIRK.
DirkapproachesandtheColonelsmiles.Theyshakehands.
JACK
Thisyoungmanisinterested
inthebusiness.
COLONEL
Well,you'reingoodhandsifyou
getinvolvedwithJack,here.
DIRK
Ohyeah?
COLONEL
Ican'tgiveyoumuchadvicethatJack
probablydoesn'tknow,butIcanadvise,

maybeyouthinkaboutyourname...?
DIRK
Myname...yeah...?
COLONEL
Thinkaboutsomethingthatmakesyouhappy,
somethingthatalsogivessomepizzaz...y'know?
DIRK
Right.
JACK
TheColonelpaysforallourfilms,Eddie.
He'sanimportantpartsoftheprocess.
DIRK
Well,great.Great.
COLONEL
Ilookforwardtoseeingyouinaction.
Jacksaysyou'vegotagreatbigcock.
DIRK
...um...yeah,Idunno,Iguess?
COLONEL
CanIseeit?
DIRK
Really?
COLONEL
Please.
Dirkunzipshispants.CAMERAontheColonel.Helooksdown,thenup:
COLONEL
Thankyou,Eddie.
DIRK

Noproblem.
Dirkexits.TheColonelturnstoJack
COLONEL
JesusChrist.JesusLordinHeaven.
CAMERApicksupwithDirk,whorunsforthepoolandDIVESIN....
CUTTO:
48INT.POOLTHATMOMENT
CAMERAMOVESINASDIRKLANDSINTHEWATER,FLOATSTOTHEBOTTOM,THEN
PUSHESOFF,TOWARDSTHESURFACE.TIMELAPSETONIGHT.
CUTTO:
49EXT.DRIVEWAY/JACK'SHOUSENIGHT(LATER)
Thepartyiscomingtoacloseandpeoplearetryingtogetintheircars
andgetoutofthedriveway.
CAMERAhangswithLittleBillandhisWife.
LITTLEBILL
Thanksforfuckingupthispartyforme.
Iappreciateit.
LITTLEBILL'SWIFE
OhFuckOff.WillYou?
LITTLEBILL
YouFuckOff.
LITTLEBILL'SWIFE
Yeah,right.
CAMERAMOVESTOFIND:THEYOUNGSTUDANDTHELIMODRIVER.
They'resittingbythelimo.TheYoungStudiscrying.
LIMODRIVER
Hey,hey,hey.Imean:Howwere
yousupposedtoknow?

YOUNGSTUD
Iwasn't.
LIMODRIVER
That'sright.Sowhatdidyoudowrong?
YOUNGSTUD
Nothing?
LIMODRIVER
Nothingisabsolutelyright,YoungStud.
YOUNGSTUD
Thankyouforyourhelp.
LIMODRIVER
Noproblem.
TheColonelandJackapproach.TheColonelnowhasANOTHERYOUNGLADY
FRIEND,pickedupfromtheparty.
COLONEL
Youready,Johnny?
LIMODRIVER
Yes,sir.
COLONEL
Howyoudoin',pal?
YOUNGSTUD
I'mokay,sir.
COLONEL
Don'tworryaboutit.She'llbefine.
YOUNGSTUD
Shediedinthelimoonthewaytothehospital.
COLONEL
Ididn'thearthat.

YOUNGSTUD
What?
COLONEL
Younevertoldmethatandwhathappened,
neverhappened.Yougotme?
YOUNGSTUD
Igetyou.
COLONEL
Nowgohome.Sleepitoff.
TheYoungStudexits.
JACK
Thanksforcoming,Colonel.
COLONEL
Greatparty,Jack.
TheColonelandthenewLadyFriendgetinthecar.
CUTTO:
50EXT.JACK'SHOUSE/POOLAREANIGHT(LATER)
Thepartyisover.AmberandRollergirlareinsideplayingcards.ScottyJ.
iscleaningup,DirkandReedsitintheJACUZZI,lookingupatthestars.
REED
...youwannahearapoemIwrote?
DIRK
Yeah.
REED
Okay.Um...
"Iloveyou.Youloveme.
GoingdowntheSugarTree.
We'llgodowntheSugarTree.

AndSeeLotsofBees.Playing.
Playing.Thebeeswon'tsting.
'Causeyouloveme."
DIRK
That'sfuckinggreat,man.
Jackapproachesinabathrobe,holdingatowel.
JACK
Howdyboys.
DIRK/REED
Hey,Jack.
JackremoveshisrobeandclimbsintheJacuzzi.
JACK
Goodparty?
DIRK
Itwasgreat.
JACK
Good.Youhadagoodtimethen?
DIRK
Excellenttime.Thankyou.
JACK
Whatthisplaceisfor,right?
REED
Right.
JACK
Ahhhh...thisfeelsgood.Bubbles.
Turnthosebubbleshigher,Reed.
DIRK
Jack...Iwasthinkingaboutmyname...y'know...?

JACK
Yeah?
DIRK
Iwaswonderingifyouhadanyideas.
JACK
I'vegotafew...butyoutellme...
DIRK
Well...myideawas...y'know...
Iwantaname...Iwantitsoit
cancutglass...y'know...razorsharp.
JACK
Tellme.
DIRK
WhenIclosemyeyes...Iseethisthing,
asign...Iseethisnameinbrightblueneon
lightswithapurpleoutline.Andthisname
issobrightandsosharpthatthesign
itjustblowsupbecausethenameissopowerful....
FLASHON:
ABRIGHTNEONSIGNINBLUELETTERING,WITHAPURPLEOUTLINE:
DIRKDIGGLER
DIRK(OC)
Itsays,"DirkDiggler."
TheNEONSIGNFLASHES,BUZZES,THENBURSTSINTOANELECTRICFLAME.
BACKTO:
51EXT.JACUZZITHATMOMENT
BacktoReedandJack.TheylookatDirk.

JACK
Heavensentyouheretothisplace,
DirkDiggler.You'vebeenblessed.
Dirksmiles.Reedsmiles.Jacklooksupandcloseshiseyes.
FADEOUT,CUTTO:
52INT.JACK'SGARAGE/FILMSTUDIODAY
....Thefilmcrewsetsuplightsandotherequipmentaroundasmall
"office"set.Thecrewconsistsof:KurtLongjohn,DirectorofPhotography.
Rocky,Gaffer/Grip.LittleBill,AssistantDirector.ScottyJ.Isworking
asautility/soundman.
Jackissippingcoffee,conferringwithKurtaboutlighting.
JACK
Howclose?
KURTLONGJOHN
Givemetwentytothirty.I'vegota
coupletoughshadowstodealwith
JACK
Okay,butnottoolong,Kurt,right?
Remember,thereareshadowsinreallife.
LittleBillapproaches.
LITTLEBILL
Youwannagooverthis?
JACK
Yeah.Let's....
LITTLEBILL
(readingfromscript)
Okay.Setupis...herewego:
1.)AmbertalkingtoBeckyaboutauditions.
Theymakethephonecalltotheagencyto

sendoversomeactors.
2.)EnterReedtoauditionforAmber.
Theygoatit.Beckyjustwatches.
C.)Beckygoestothebathroomtojackoff
andisinterruptedbyAmber.Theygetintoit.
E.)EnterDirk
(looksup)
Who'sDirkDiggler?
JACK
Thekid,Eddie,fromtheclub.
LITTLEBILL
Goodname.Anyway:4.)Dirkenters.
MeetswithBecky.Theygoatit
JACK
IwannachangethatthatshouldbeAmber.
DirkshouldbeauditioningwithAmber.
LittleBillmakesanote.JackwalksovertoBecky,who'ssittingina
chair,shavingherpubichairs.
JACK
Becky,honey
BECKY
What?
JACK
What'reyoudoing?We'reshooting
intwentyminutes.
BECKY
I'mshavingmybush
JACK

Now?
BECKY
Itonlytakestwoseconds,Jack.
JACK
Fine,fine.
Jackcontinuestogeteveryoneready.
JACK
Alrighteveryone,let'sgo,let'sgo,
weneedtoshootthisfirstscene
weneedtogetoneoff
CUTTO:
53INT.BEDROOMDAYLATER
Dirkissittingontheedgeofthebed,dressedupinabrownsuitandhis
hairisbrushedback,parteddownthemiddle.Hepacesalittle,doessome
deepbreathing,looksoverscript,etc.ScottyJ.enters.
SCOTTYJ.
Hey.Hi.Dirk.DirkDiggler.
DIRK
Hi.
SCOTTYJ.
I'msupposedtocomegetyou.
Tellyouthey'reready,now.
DIRK
Okay.
SCOTTYJ.
Youlookreallygood.
DIRK
Thankyou.
SCOTTYJ.

Youlookreallysexy.
DIRK
Thanks.
SCOTTYJ.
Ilikeyourname.
DIRK
Youdo.
SCOTTYJ.
It'sreallycool.
DIRK
Thanks.
SCOTTYJ.
OK...well...wheneveryou'reready...
I'llseeyououtthere.
ScottyJ.exits.Dirkstands,takesadeepbreath.CAMERAfollowsashe
exitstheroomandwalksthroughthehouseandinto
54INT.GARAGE/FILMSET
Thecrewisreadyandwaiting.Jackistheretogreethim.
JACK
Ready,champ?
DIRK
Let'sdothis.
TheywalkthroughthescenewithAmber.
JACK
Soweknowthescene,weknowthething.
You'regonnastartoutsidetheset,
throughthatdoor,I'llcallyourname
andaction,that'llbeyourcue...comethrough

thedoor,straighttothedesk,righthere,
boom,youandAmberdothescene
DIRK
Dowegostraightintohavingsex?
JACK
Isthatalright?
DIRK
ItwouldbebetterIthink,y'know,
sowedon'tbreakupthemomentum
orsomething
JACK
Amber?
AMBER
Good.
JACK
Sowe'lljustgostraightthrough.
DIRK
Okay.
KURTLONGJOHN
Arewedoingarehearsal?
JACK
Eddie,youwantarehearsal?
DIRK
It'sokay...Icandoit...
JACK
Great.
DIRK

Jack?
JACK
Yeah?
DIRK
...canyou...um...willyoucallme
DirkDigglerfromnowon?
JACK
Yes.I'msorry,yeah,yes.
Jackexits.AmberandDirkhuddleinthecorneramoment.
AMBER
Doyouwanttopracticeyourlineswithme?
DIRK
Iknowit.
AMBER
Youlookgreat,honey.
DIRK
DoeshewantmetokeepgoinguntilIcome?
AMBER
Yeah.Youjustcomewhenyou'reready...
DIRK
WhereshouldIcome?
AMBER
Wheredoyouwant?
DIRK
Whereveryoutellme.
AMBER
Comeonmytitsifyoucan,okay?
Justpullitoutanddoiton

mystomachandtitsifyoucan.
DIRK
Yeah.
Shetouchesherhandsoftlytothesideofhisface.(30fps)
AMBER
Areyoualright,honey?
DIRK
Thisisgreat.I'mready.Iwannadogood.
Iwannadothisgood...let'stryanddoit
reallysexy...youwantto?
AMBER
Okay.
LittleBilltakesDirkandwalkshimofftheset,explainingthingsone
lasttimetohim...CAMERAHOLDSONDIRK.LittleBillwalksawayand
he'sleftstandingaloneamoment,waitingforhiscuebehindaclosed
door.SILENCE.HOLD.
JACK(OC)
and...action,Dirk.
CAMERAblendstoSLOWMOTION(30fps)andFOLLOWSDirkthroughthedoorand
intothesetlightsflareintoCAMERA/DIRKandwefocusinonAmber,
seatedbehindadesk.CAMERAblendsbackto24fps.
KURTLONGJOHN'S16mmCAMERAPOV:
Dirkenters.Alightshinesstraightathim.Hewalksintoatwoshotwith
Amberatthedesk.BEAT,THEN:
AMBER
Hello.AreyouJohn?
DIRK
Yes,ma'am.
AMBER
Youragencyrecommendsyouveryhighly.

DIRK
I'mareallyhardworker.Yougive
meajobandIwon'tdisappointyou.
AMBER
Whatspecialskillsdoyouhave?
DIRK
Well,IspentthreeyearsintheMarines.
Ijustgotbackfromatourofduty.
AMBER
You'rekidding?
DIRK
NoI'mnot.Itgotreallyhardbeing
surroundedbyguysallday.
AMBER
Whenwasthelasttimeyouhadawoman?
DIRK
Alongtime.
AMBER
That'sterrible.
DIRK
ButI'mbacknowandI'mreadytopursue
myactingcareer.
AMBER
Wellasyoumayormaynotknow,thisisan
importantfilmforme.Ifit'snotahit,
I'mgonnagetkickedoutofmyapartment.
Mylandlordisarealjerk.
DIRK

Really?
AMBER
Whydon'tyoutakeyourpantsoff?
It'simportantthatIgetanideaofyoursize.
DIRK
Noproblem.
Dirkstartstoremovehispants...justbeforetheycomeoffwegoto:
JACKANDTHERESTOFTHECREW
KurtLongjohntakeshiseyeawayfromtheviewfinderforamoment.Rocky
frownsslightly.ScottyJ.isinshock.ReedandBeckysmile.
AmberlooksfromDirk'scocktohisface.
AMBER
Ithinkthatyouhavethepart,
butwhydon'tImakesureofsomething...
16mmCAMERA'SPOV:
forthefirsttime,weseeDirk'scock.Ithangsabout12inches.Amber's
handreachesandgrabsholdofit
AMBER
Thisisagiantcock.
Sotheygoatit...takingeachother'sclothesoffandclimbingupon
thedesk...OURCAMERAishandheld,movingaround,lookingatthecrew
filmingandDick/Ambermakinglove....
Theycontinueforawhile.JackwhisperssomethingtoKurt,thenwalksover
toDirkandAmber,quietlyinterrupts
JACK
Guys...
DIRK
Iseverythingcool?
JACK
Hanginthere,everything'scool,

Ijustwannachangetheangle
You'redoin'great.
AmberlookstoDirk.Theyholdstill
AMBER
You'redoin'sogood,Dirk.
DIRK
Doesitfeelgood?
Ambersmiles.JackandKurthavesetupanewangle
JACK
Okaywe'reback,we'rereadyaction
Theycontinueforabit,gettingfasterandalittleharder
CU.DIRKANDAMBER
they'refacetoface.Followinginsotto:
AMBER
You'reamazing.
DIRK
Youfeelgood,Amber.
AMBER
Areyoureadytocome?
DIRK
Yes.
AMBER
Comeinme.
DIRK
What?
AMBER
Don'tworry,I'mfixed.

Iwanttocomeinme
AmberandDirkcometogether.HOLD.Theykissandsmile.
JACK
CUT!FUCK!YES!YES!YES!
THECREWAPPLAUDSTHEPERFORMANCE.Everyonegathersaround.Dirkisgiving
handshakes,highfives,etc.
CAMERAPANSovertoLittleBillandJackwhostepasideamoment.Following
insotto
JACK
Thatwasgreat.
LITTLEBILL
Yesitwas.Whatdoyouwantto
doaboutthecomeshot?Wecould
gotothestockfootagegetacloseup
JACK
It'snotgonnamatch,wedon't
haveacockthatbigonfilm
DirkhearsthisandturnstoJackandLittleBill.
DIRK
Jack?
JACK
Yes,Dirk?
DIRK
Icandoitagainifyouneedacloseup.
EveryoneintheroomlooksatDirk.HOLD.
MUSICCUE.CONTINUESOVERCUTANDTHEFOLLOWINGSCENES:
55INT.JACK'SLIVINGROOMNIGHTLATERSequence"A"
Theentirecastandcrewtogether.
ECUCHAMPAGNEBOTTLESPOP

ECUROLLERGIRL'SCAMERA.
shesnapsPOLAROIDS
ECUDEVELOPEDPICTURES
castandcrewsmiling,holdingthumbsup.Dirkinthemiddle.
CUTTO:
56INT.RESEDASHOESTOREDAY
CAMERATRACKSALONGarowofshoes.Dirk,ReedandScottyJ.areinthe
store,pickingsomeout.Dirkfallsinlovewithapairofhalfboots,
zipupstyle
CUTTO:
57INT.HOTTRAXXNIGHTCLUBNIGHT
CAMERABEGINSONTHESHOES,DOESAQUICKBOOMUPTOACU.ONDIRK.He's
dancingwithRollergirl.Theytalkabouthisshoes.
QUICKDISSOLVETO:
OVERHEADANGLE,JACK'STABLE.
JackiseatingClamsontheHalfShellandtalkingtoAmber.TheColonelis
sittingwithaNEWLADYFRIEND.CAMERAbeginsaBOOMDOWNasScottyJ.
entersFRAMEandbeginstalkingtheColonel'searoff.
QUICKDISSOLVETO:
ANGLE,MAURICE
CAMERAfollowsbehindhimasheshoutsorderstowaitersandbusboysand
bouncers
QUICKDISSOLVETO:
ANGLE,BECKY
She'shangingoutnearthebathroomwithaGIRLFRIENDandflirtingwith
someYOUNGGENT,who'sabodybuildertype.
QUICKDISSOLVETO:
INSIDETHEDJBOOTH.AcoupleyounggirlssurroundtheDJ,whoisaBLACK
MIDGET,wearingheadphones,dancinganddoingcokewiththegirls.Hesets
upanotherRECORDontheturntable.CAMERADOLLIESINQUICKONTHERECORD,
NEWMUSICCUE.
CUTTO:

58INT.MOTELROOMFILMSETANOTHERDAY
CastandCrewshootinganewfilmwithaSpanishtheme.Jackwatches
RollergirlandDirkwhoareonaWATERBED.Theyblockthescene.
JACK
Whatwecandoismakeitallonething,right?
Youcangofrombeingontopbelowandthen
moveandshifttothesidepumpaway
thereforawhile,then
DirkgetsonthebedwithRollergirlandtriesamove.
DIRK
Ifshe...Rollergirl...ifyouwrapyourleg
around...otherone...yourleftleg...right...
uparoundmyneck.Andover.Good.
WecangorightintoDoggyStyle.
KURTLONGJOHN
Isthemovementofthewaterbedaproblem?
DIRK
Notatall,Kurt.Matteroffact,Idigit.
CUTTO:
59OMITTED**Director'sNote:2ndUnit/TBA
BURNTO:
60INT.JACK'SHOUSE/KITCHENDAY
Jackisreading"Oui."Dirk,ReedandAmberlisten.
JACK
JackHornerhasfoundsomethingspecial
innewcomerDirkDiggler.It'sanother
stellar,sexualstandoutfromHornerandCompany.
Digglerdeliversaperformanceworthathousand

hardons.Hispresencewhendressedispowerful
anddemanding...
CAMERADOLLIESINONTHEPAGE,TRACKSALONGTHEWORDS.CAMERAcatches
glimpsesofthewordsonthepage,"...Diggler...""...sexual
standout...""...suppleass..."Continuew/STILLPHOTOGRAPHSfrom
thefilm.
SPLITSCREENTO:
61INT.STUDIOCITYHAIRSALONDAY
CAMERADOLLIESDOWNTHELINEOFHAIRSTYLISTS.Dirkisgettingafluffynew
hairstyle.Reedstandsnearbyandwatches
JACK(VO)
...whenstrippedtothebone,Diggler's
moreeruptivethanavolcanoonabadday.
AmberWavesripecherrylipsdoawonderful
jobofhandlingDiggler'swideloadand
ReedRothchild'sstiffbicepsdoaslapping
goodjobwithBeckyBarnett'ssuppleass...
THREEWAYSPLITTO:
62"ACLIPFROMTHEFILM,'SPANISHPANTALONES."(16mm)
ThisisfilmedontheMotelRoomFilmSet.Reediswearingspeedosanda
sombrero.Beckyisnaked.Heslapsherass.DirkisfacingCAMERA,Amberis
kneelingdown,coveringhiscrotchgivinghimablowjob.CU.Dirkforthe
moneyshot.
FOURWAYSPLITTO:
63INT.HOTTRAXXNIGHTCLUBNIGHT
DirkisdiscodancingwithRollergirlandBeckyandReed.
JACK(VO)
...butit'sDigglerthatremainsthestandout
inthisfilm.It'seasytopredict,afteronly
twofilms,that'sDiggler'ssuckcesscanonlygrow
andgrowandgrow

ENDFOURWAYSPLIT,STAYINGWITHDIRKDANCINGINTHECLUB.Dirk,Reed,
Rollergirl,Buck,MauriceandBeckybegindoingaDANCENUMBER.(Complete
w/choreographedmoves,etc.)
CUTTO:
64OMITTED
65INT.JACK'SHOUSE/AMBER'SBEDROOMNIGHT
Amberisonthephone.Dirkissittingwithher,holdingherhand.
AMBER
Pleaseletmetalktohim,Tom.
Please.Ijustwanttosayhello
andthat'sallI'mnot.I'mcompletelysober.
I'mnotTomTomTom
Dialtonefromthephone,shehangsup
AMBER
Idon'tknowwhattodonow.
CUTTO:
66INT.HOTTRAXXNIGHTCLUB/BACKROOMDAY
MauriceslipsaPHOTOGRAPHandaletterintoanenvelopeandsealsitup.
TheVOisinSpanish,withSUBTITLES.
MAURICE(VO)
Dearbrothers:I'msendingyouapicture
CUTTO:
67INT.APARTMENTBLDG./PUERTORICODAY
Maurice'stwoBROTHERSripopentheletterandcheckoutapictureof
MauricestandingnexttoRollergirl.
MAURICE(VO)
thisismygirlfriend.Ihadsex
withherlastnight.Isn'tshehot?
Igetchickslikethiseverynight.
CUTTO:

68OMITTED
69INT.KARATESTUDIODAY
Buck,DirkandReeddressedinKarategear,aretakinglessons.Buckspeaks
abouttheancienthistoryofKarate.
CUTTO:
70INT.DEPARTMENTSTOREDAY
CAMERATRACKSALONGAROWOFSUITS.Dirkpicksoneout,triesitonand
paysforitincash.CAMERAthenPUSHESINthroughaseriesofQUICK
DISSOLVESonSUITShangingindividuallyonthewall.
CUTTO:
71OMITTED
72EXT.DESERTHIGHWAYDAY
CAMERAmoveswithJack'sBigVanandLittleBill'sStationWagonthat
follows.
CUTTO:
73INT.JACK'SVANMOVINGDAY(musicoverintoradio)
Amberisdrivingthevan,Buckisinthepassengerseattryingtofigure
outwhytheradioisn'tworkingandspeaking
BUCK
Ifyouweretoopenabusiness
specializingin,like,SuperSuper
HiFiStereoEquipmentforgetit,
you'reinthemoney.Imean,there's
nolimittothetechnologythat's
comin'outnow
AMBER
Really?
BUCK
That'safact.
AMBER

Sowhat'swrongwiththisradio?
BUCK
Ithinkit's...uh...it'sawattage
problem...yeah...we'vegottoomany
wattsperchannelgoingintothefronttwo
speaker...yeah...
INTHEBACKOFTHEVAN:
Reed,DirkandJackarehuddled,speakingintensely
JACK
whatelse?
DIRK
That'sitfornow.Imean:Ilook
atthischaracterHolmeshascome
upwithandlookIjust
JACK
Tellme.
DIRK
Idon'tliketoseewomentreatedthatway.
Thisguyheplays,"JohnnyWad,"it'salways
aboutslappingsomegirlaroundorwhatever.
It'snotright,it'snotcoolanditjust...
isn'tsexy.Itisn'tsexylikeitshouldbe.
REED
WecouldmakeitmoreofaJamesBond
character.Thisguythat'sworldtraveled.
JACK
Ilikethat.

DIRK
Reedcouldplaymypartner.
JACK
Ilikethisalot.
DIRK
Wecouldmakeitreallygood,Jack.
Honestly.Ifyoudirectit...wecould
makeawholeseries,withawholestory.
Thisisexactlywhatwe'vealwaystalkedabout.
JACK
Iknowit.Iknowit.
REED
Weshoulddothis.
JACK
Alright.Whenwegetback.We'llsetup
thetypewriterandwe'llseewhatwecan
comeupwith.I'lltalktotheColonelwhen
wegettoVegas.ButDirk,yougottawork
onhimtoo,okay?
DIRK
Right,right.
JACK
ifwedon'tputeveryelementintothis,
it'sjustnotgonnawork
DIRK
Exactly.
JACK
Now:What'sthisguy'sname?

Thischaracter?Doyouknow?
DIRK
HisnameisBrockLanders.
REED
Hispartner'snameisChestRockwell.
JACK
...thosearegreatnames.
CUTTO:
74OMITTED
75INT.ALADDINHOTEL/CASINOBANQUETROOMNIGHT
The"2ndANNUALADULTFILMAWARDS."BehindasmallPODIUMandinfrontofa
packedtocapacityCROWDofpornfilmmakersis
AMBER.She'sabouttoopenanenvelope.
AMBER
Andtheawardfor"BestNewcomer"
goesto...Yes!Mybabyboy...DIRKDIGGLER!
JUMPCUTTO:
COLONELJAMES.He'sonstage,ripsopenanenvelope.
COLONELJAMES
...theawardfor"BestCock"
goesto...HereWeGoAgain...DIRKDIGGLER.
JUMPCUTTO:
APornActress,JESSIEST.VINCENT(early20s).Sheopens
JESSIE
AndTheAward...forBestActorGoesTo...
I'veseenhismoviesandIcan'twaitto
workwithhim,Ican'twaittogetthatbig
cockinmymouth,myass,mypussyorany

whichwayhe'llgiveittome...Mr.DirkDiggler!
TheAudienceApplaudswildly.Dirk,dressedinajeanoutfit,makeshisway
tothestageandacceptstheawardfromJessie.Heturnstothecrowd.
DIRK
Wow.Idunnowhattosay...Iguess.Wow.
IguesstheonlythingIcansay,isthat
Ipromisetokeeprockingandrollingand
tokeepmakingbetterfilms.Itseemswemake
thesemovies...andsometimes...they'reconsidered
filthyorsomethingbysomepeople...butIdon't
thinkthat'strue.Thesefilmswemakecanbe
better...theycanhelp...theyreallycan,Imeanit.
WecanalwaysdobetterandI'llkeeptrying
ifyoukeeptryingsolet'skeepROCKINGANDROLLING.
AUDIENCEAPPLAUDS.JessieSt.Vincentcomesoverandplantsadeep,wet
kissrightinhismouth
JESSIE
You'rehot.
Amber,intheaudience,seesthekissandfrowns.Dirkraisestheaward
highabovehisheadanddoesakaratemove
76INT.ITALIANRESTAURANTSETDAY(16mm)Sequence"B"
TITLECARDREADS:"1978"
...JessieSt.Vincentwalksacrosstherestauranttothebar.Kurt
Longjohnandhiscameracrewtrackwithher.Dirk,incharacterwithhis
hairslicked,chewingonatoothpickandsmokingacigarette,wearinga
suitandsunglassesissittingatthebar.ShespeakstotheBartender
(playedbyMaurice).
JESSIE
ShotofTequila,straightup.
MAURICE
Yes,ma'am.

JESSIE
(toDirk)
I'vebeeninthisplacetwentyminutes,
justtogetaseat.
DIRK
Youalone?
JESSIE
Yeah.JustvisitingL.A.Somepeople
toldmethefoodinherewasreallygood.
DIRK
Good.No,it'snotgood.It'sprobably
theBESTplacetoeatinLosAngeles.
It'sexcellent.
JESSIE
Icertainlyhopeso.Icoulddieof
starvationbeforeIgetsomethinginmymouth
JUMPCUTTO:
77INT.BEDROOMSETNIGHTSCENECONTINUEDINCLIPFORM(16mm)
ThisbedroomsetisdecoratedasBrockLanderspad.JessieSt.Vincent
unzipsDirk'spants...(pornmusicinb.g.)
DIRK
Yousaidyouwerehungry
JESSIE
Starving.
DIRK
Well,goaheadandfeast.
Shepullshiscockoutofhisfly,looksatit.CAMERAseesthis.
JESSIE

Ohhh.It'strue
DIRK
What?
JESSIE
You'reBrockLanders
CUTTO:
78EXT.VARIOUSVALLEYLOCATIONSDAYFILMCLIP(16mm)
TITLESEQUENCEFROM"BrockLanders:AngelsLiveInMyTown."Dirkis
runningSTRAIGHTTOWARDSCAMERAinaJEANOUTFIT.Hestops,doesaKARATE
KICKandturnsFREEZEFRAME.
TITLEREADS:DIRKDIGGLERasBROCKLANDERS
VariousotherfootageofReed,runningdownthestreet,firingagunand
knockingpeopledown.FREEZEFRAME.
TITLEREADS:REEDROTHCHILDasCHESTROCKWELL
Finally,overaWIDEANGLESHOTOFVENTURABLVD
"BROCKLANDERS:ANGELSLIVEINMYTOWN"
MATCHCUTTO:
79INT.JACK'SHOUSEEDITINGROOMDAY
CAMERAPULLSBACKandWHIPSaroundfromtheSteenbeckimagetofindJack
andKurtLongjohn,workingonthefilm.
JACK
Good,good,it'sclose.Let'sheadtrim
Dirk'sspin,loseReedwiththerevolver
andswitchthemaintitlecarditshould
reallyflytowardscamera
CUTTO:
80INT.DIRK'SNEWHOUSE/STUDIOCITYHILLSDAY
CAMERA(STEADICAM)beginsonReedwho'sdoingaMAGICTRICKintheliving
roomforScottyJ.andBecky.Jessieisoilpainting.
DirkandAmberenterFRAMEandCAMERAfollowsthemthroughthehouse.Dirk

isgivingheratour,explainingwhattypeofleathercoucheshehas,what
sortofhistoryheknowsaboutthewoodusedtobuildthehouse,showing
herapaintingonthewallofhimselfthatwasdonebyJessieSt.Vincent,
etc.Theymoveinto
THEKITCHEN
MauriceandRollergirlaredeepinconversation.He'stryingtoconvince
herthatsheshouldtakeapicturewithhimwithoutherclothesonsohe
cansendittohisbrothersinPuertoRico.
CAMERAstaysforegroundwiththeirconversationwhileDirkshowsAmberthe
backdeckareaofthehouse
(Director'sNote:Soundcoversthefourtalkingsimultaneously.)
RollergirlstopsarguingwithMaurice
ROLLERGIRL
Fuckit,fine,let'sgo.
Sheripsoffherbikinitop,setsthePOLAROIDonthecounter,hitsthe
timer,rollsbackandposeswithMaurice
CUDEVELOPEDPOLAROID
theimageisoftheirwaiststhePolaroidframingwastoolow.
DirkandAmbercomef.g.andCAMERAleadsthem
DIRK
Andaroundthiscorneristhebigsurprise.
ThemainthingIwannashowyou
Theymovedownahallwayandinto
THEGARAGE
It'sdarkforamoment,Dirkhitsthegaragedooranditstartstoopen..
.LIGHTPOURSINSIDEontheirfaces
DIRK
Isn'titbeautiful?
CAMERAholdsCUimagesofaBRANDNEW1978CORVETTE.It'scandyapplered
withsupertrimmedoutdesigns,etc.CAMERADOLLIESINONDIRK.
AMBER
Youdeservethis,baby.

DIRK
Thisisitthisisthething.
Thisisthemostbeautifulthing
I'veeverseeninmylife
Theygetinthecarandgoforaride.
CUTTO:
81INT.ITALIANRESTAURANTSETNIGHTFILMCLIP(16mm)
DirkandReed,incharacterlookateachotherandsay
DIRK
Sowesolvedthecaseandthewomenaresafe
REED
Justanotherday.
DIRK
That'sright.
REED
C'mon,Brock.Let'sgooutandget
someofthatSaturdayNightBeaver
Theysmile.FREEZEFRAME.TITLECARDREADS:DirectedbyJackHorner.
MATCHCUTTO:
82INT.JACK'SHOUSEEDITINGROOMDAY
CAMERAPULLSBACKandWHIPSaroundfromtheSteenbeckimagetofindJack
andKurtLongjohn
JACK
ThisisthebestworkI'veeverdone.
KURTLONGJOHN
It'sarealfilm,Jack.
JACK
Itfeelsgood.

KURTLONGJOHN
Youmadeitfly.
JACK
Thisistheonethey'llremembermeby,baby.
CUTTO:
83OMITTED**Director'sNote:2ndUnit/TBA
QUICKDISSOLVETO:
84OMITTED**Director'sNote:2ndUnit/TBA
QUICKDISSOLVETO:
85OMITTED**Director'sNote:2ndUnit/TBA
BURNWHITETO:
86INT.ALADDINBANQUETROOMNIGHT
The"4thANNUALADULTFILMAWARDS."Dirkwalksuptothepodiumtoaccept
anotheraward.
CAMERADOLLIESINONEACHOFOURPRINCIPLESSOFARINSLOWMOTION:Reed.
Jack.Amber.LittleBill...thenPANtohisWife.KurtLongjohn.Rocky.
Becky.JessieSt.Vincent.ScottyJ.Maurice.Buck.Colonelandanothernew
LadyFriend.Rollergirl.Finally,Dirk.Hespeaksintothemicrophone
DIRK
Thankyou.
FREEZEFRAMEONDIRK.EndSequence"B"
WIPETO:
87INT.JACK'SHOUSENIGHT
CAMERAstartsonahugebannerstrungacrossthehouse.Itreads:
"Goodbye70'sHello80's"
CAMERAroamsthroughtheparty.Thisisabigger,betterandmoreinsane
partythanwehaveseensofar....
CAMERAhangswithBeckyandatall,heavysetblackguyJEROME.
BECKY
...right,right...

JEROME
Yeah...y'know...asfarasI'mconcerned,
it'saboutlove.Y'know?Youlovesomeone
andhowhardcantheworldbe?Imean,
peoplewillcomeandgoandsowillproblems,
andultimately,ifyouhaveloveonyourside
andinyoursoul,whatsaproblemgonnabe
thattakesyourattentionaway?Y'understand?
BECKY
Ido...Ido.That'sreallysweet.
JEROME
Myname'sJerome.
BECKY
I'mBecky.
JEROME
Nicetomeet'ya,Becky.
BECKY
Whatdoyoudo?
JEROME
I'mintheautoindustry.
BECKY
Really?
JEROME
Yeah.I'mregionalmanager
for"PepBoys."
BECKY
That'sgreat.
JEROME

You'vegotanicesmile,Becky.
BECKY
Thankyou.
CAMERAhangswithKurtandRockywhoarediscussingtechnologyandthe
future...
CAMERAhangswithReed,who'sdoingsomeMagicTricksforJackand
explainingsomefactsabout"theworldofillusions."
CAMERAhangswithDirkandJessieSt.Vincent.
JESSIE
BecausesometimesIfeellikeanoutsider
tothewholething.Y'know...Iseeyouand
AmberandyourrelationshipandIdunno
DIRK
No,no,Jessie.Youshouldn'tfeel
likeanoutsider.
JESSIE
Iknowmytitsaren'tasbigandIknow
mypussyisn'tastightasalltheother
girlsinthisindustrybutIstillfeel
likeI'vegotsomethingthatworks
Icanpaint,too.
DIRK
Yes.Yes.Yes.
JESSIE
Idunno.Iwasjustneverreallysecure.
WhenIwasakid,Iwasneverreallysecure
withmyselfthatmuchIguessthat'swhy
ItryandactlikeI'mallcarefreeandeverything.

DIRK
Iknowwhatyoumean,sometimesI'mlike,
"WhatamIdoing?""Whatthehelliswrong
withme?"Y'know?
JESSIE
Iknow,Iknow.
DIRK
Butthen...Ithink...
JESSIE
it'sjustfun.It'sgreat.
DIRK
Itis.It'sthebest.Imean,look:
Icouldn'tbehappierthanwhere
Iamtoday,rightnow,atthismoment.
JESSIE
Youaresofuckingawesome,Dirk.
DIRK
Whosaysyoudon'thaveatightpussy?
JESSIE
Idon'tknow.Noone,Iguess.
CAMERAhangswithScottyJ.andAmber.Herecounts
SCOTTYJ.
SoIwasall,"What'syourproblem?"
Andhewasall,"Nothing."SoIwas
like...really...y'know...Iwasfuckin'
pissed,Amber.SothenIwasall,
like,"Whatareyougonnado?"Y'know?
Andhewasall,likeactingtough,

y'know,withhisfriendsaroundandstuff.
SoIwasjustall...like..."Forgetit."
AndIwalkedaway.
Amber'sattentionmovestoDirktalkingwithJessieSt.Vincent.
AMBER
Excuseme,Scotty.
CUTTO:
88INT.JACK'SHOUSE/KITCHENNIGHT
CAMERAhangswithTheColonel,aNEWLADYFRIEND,who'sdoingsomecoke
fromabowlandMaurice,who'sbeggingforapartinamovie.TheColonel's
attentionturnsacrosstheroom
COLONEL'SPOV:Atallmaninawhitesuit,FLOYDGONDOLLI(mid50s),is
standingwithtwodirtylookingBOYSandtwosimilarGIRLS.
TheColonelwalksover,CAMERAWHIPPANSovertoFloydGondolli
FLOYD
TheColonel!
COLONEL
FloydGondolli,greatyoucouldmake
it...great...great...great.
FLOYD
Howareyou?Youlookhappy.
COLONEL
I'mfine.
FLOYD
MeetBoys:TommyandPete.
MeetGirls:AngieandCyndi.
TOMMY/PETE/ANGIE/CYNDI
Hi.
COLONEL

Hello.HappyNewYear.
FLOYD
Thesearethenextstars...thereal
peopleintheworld.
COLONEL
Ithinkweshoulddothattalkwith
Jacknow,whadda'yasay?Maybeiron
thisthingoutbeforewestartthenewyear...
FLOYD
Let'sdoit.
Floydturnstothekidheiswithandspeaksveryslowlytothem
FLOYD
TommyPeteAngieCyndi.UncleFloydisgonna
splitforaminutetodoalittlebusinesstalk.
TheColonelandFloydwalkaway.
CUTTO:
89EXT.POOLAREANIGHTTHATMOMENT
DirkistalkingwithJessieSt.Vincent.Ambercomesoverandtakesaseat
onDirk'slap.
DIRK
Hey,Amber.
AMBER
Whatareyoutalkingaboutouthere?
DIRK
Nothin'.
AMBER
Doyouwannacomewithmeforalittlewhile?
DIRK

Where?
AMBER
Asurprise,surprise,surprise.
DIRK
Let'sgo.
TheyexcusethemselvesfromJessieandwalkoffintothehouse.Jessie
looksacrossthepartyandseesBuck.CAMERAmovesaway,towardshim
He'ssittingalone,wearinganewstyle,Commodoreslook.Afewbeatslater
Jessieentersframe.
JESSIE
Hey,Buck.
BUCK
Hey,Jessie,howyadoin'?
JESSIE
Yousittingalone?
CUTTO:
90EXT.JACK'SDRIVEWAYNIGHTTHATMOMENT
Aguyinwhitejeans,blackleatherjacket,TODDPARKER(late20s).He
exitshis280zandflashessmilesatvariouspartypeople.CAMERAfollows
himtothePOOLAREAwherehesees
REED
ToddParker.
TODD
Rockin'ReedRothchild.
REED
Youmadeit
TODD
Yeah...yeah.Thisisanamazingparty.
Fuckin'chickseverywhere.

REED
Youbet.
TODD
Iwouldn'tmindhavin'someofthat
actionoverthere
ToddpointsoutaBIKINIPARTYGIRL.
REED
Wantmetointroduceyou?
TODD
Sure.Introducehertomylap.
REED
Yougotoffwork?
TODD
Idon'tdanceSundaynights.
Who'sCorvetteisthatoutinthedriveway?
REED
It'sDirk's.
TODD
Thatcarisjammin'Nosed,Racked,
DualCamms,TenCoatsofHandGloss,
CandyAppleRedLaquerWHOA.
CUTTO:
90AEXT.POOLAREATHATMOMENT
BuckandJessieSt.Vincentsitting/talking.
BUCK
I'mprettyhappywithit...
JESSIE
...It'sagreatlookforyou,Ithink.

BUCK
It'ssortoforiginal,Ithink.
JESSIE
Right.
BUCK
Whatwerewetalkingaboutbefore?
JESSIE
Um...oilpainting...?
BUCK
No...yes,Imean...butweweretalkin'
about...
JESSIE
Oh!Oh!"Sunsets."
BUCK
Ohyeah!Iwassaying:Ilikesunsetstoo...but...
JESSIE
Sunrisesarebetter.
BUCK
Exactly.
JESSIE
IthoughtIwastheonlyonewhothoughtthat.
BUCK
Ithinkthat.
JESSIE
Ineverthoughtwe'dhavesomuch
incommon,Buck.
BUCK

Yeah,yeah...hey,haveyoueverheard
ofmystereosystem?
JESSIE
No.
BUCK
Y'knowI'mthinkingofopeningmy
ownbusiness
JESSIE
Really?
BUCK
It'smydream.HiFiStereoEquipment
atadiscountpriceit'scalled
"Buck'sSuperStereoWorld."
JESSIE
That'safuckinggreatidea.
CUTTO:
91INT.JACK'SOFFICEMOMENTSLATER
Jack,FloydGondolliandtheColonelsitting.
FLOYD
...solet'stalkaboutthefuture.
Solet'stalkaboutwhatvideomeans
tothisindustryandlet'stalk
abouthowallofusnotoneofus
butallofuswillprofit.I'vebeendoing
theaterworkinSanFranciscoandSanDiego
foraslongasyou'vebeendoingstag
andhardcore,Jack.
JACK

Iknowyou'rehistory,Floyd.
COLONEL
Noone'sdoubtingyourhistory
oryourcredentials,Floyd.
FLOYD
Thenwhytheresistance?Imean:
Thisindustryisgoingtobeturned
upsidedownsoonenough
JACK
Thenwhyhelpit?
FLOYD
Whynotbeprepared?Themoneycomes
fromtheColonel,thetalentcomesfrom
you,Jack.I'vegotaconnectiontothe
equipmentandthemailorderdistribution,
nottomentionthosekidsIgotoutthere
whoarehotfuckactiontothemax.
Thisisthefuture.Videotapetellsthetruth.
JACK
Ihaveastableofactorsandactresses.
They'reprofessionals.They'renot
abunchoffuckingamateurs.They're
provenboxofficeandtheygetpeople
intheaters(wherefilmsshouldbeseen)
andtheyknowhowtofuckwell
FLOYD
That'sright,Jackandbythat

sametoken,you'retheonewiththe
powerhere.Thevideorevolution
isuponusandourroleiscritical.
Wehaveanobligationtouseourresources
andtalenttohelpmakeitfly
JACK
Youcomeinhere,atmyparty,tellmeabout
thisandthattellmeaboutthefuture,
tellmeaboutvideoandamateursand
allthatwelllemmetellyousomethingnow:
Iwillnotshootfilmsonvideoandno
Iwillnotloanoutmyactorswhoare
undercontracttome.Period.
FLOYD
Waitaminute,Jack.I'mnotacomplicatedman.
Ilikecinema.Inparticular,Iliketo
seefuckingonfilm.Idon'twanttowin
anOscarandIdon'twanttoreinventthe
wheelIenjoysimplepleasureslikebutter
inmyassandlollipopsinmymouth.
That'smecallmecrazy,callmeapervert,
butthisissomethingIenjoy.Oneother
smallthingIwanttodointhislifeismake
adollarandacentinthisbusinessI'mnot
tryingtohurtyou.I'mtryingtohelpyoustay
onestepaheadofthegame
JACK
We'rerepeatingourselvesnow,Floyd.

COLONEL
Jack,Ithinkthisisaboutcostandfuture
JACK
Thefutureisasbrightaswemakeit
itshouldn'tbesacrificedforafewdollars
thatcanbesavedshootingonvideotape
ifitlookslikeshitandsoundslikeshit,
itprobablyisshit
FLOYD
Ithinkyou'reoneginpastthisconversation
JACK
No...no.I'mcrystalclearhere.
COLONEL
Jack,pleaseunderstandthatthisis
notanargument...thisisafactof
JACK
...What...?
COLONEL
Thisisnotanargument,buta
JACK
Whatareyousaying?
COLONEL
Whatdoyoumean,Jack,c'mon
JACK
Areyoutellingmethatyou're
workingwiththisshit?
COLONEL

Ithinkthatthereisaseriouscase
tobemadeforthepriceandthegamble
onthewholeideaofahomevideomarket
Jack:Two,threeyearsfromnow,everyone's
gonnabeabletowalkintotheirlocal
supermarketandbuyorrentavideocassette
JACK
Truefilmfanswon'twatchthatshit.
Itdoesn'tlookgoodandmoreimportantly
itdoesn'tmakesexlooksexy.
COLONEL
Itdoesn'thavetolookgood,Jack.
Filmisjusttoodamnexpensive.
Thetheatersarealreadyplanning
convertingtovideoprojectors.
JACK
Ihaven'theardthat.
FLOYD
It'strue.
JACK
We'vegottenminutesuntiltheNew
YearandIdon'twantittostartlikethis
soI'mleavingnow.Wewillorwewon't
continuethisconversationsomeothertime.
Jackleaves.FloydlookstotheColonel.HOLD.
CUTTO:
92INT.AMBER'SBEDROOMNIGHT
DirkandAmberenter.Shesitshimonthebed.

AMBER
Iwantedyou...tojust...tocome
inandgivemeaminutesoIcould
tellyouhowmuchIloveyou.
It'sgonnabeanewyearandwe're
gonnastartthingsanddothings
andIwantyoutoknowhowmuchI
reallycareforyou,honey.Icare
foryousomuch...you'remylittlebaby...
DIRK
Thankyou,Amber.
AMBER
You'rethebestthingintheworld
that'shappenedtomesincemyson
wentoff...andIjust...Iloveyou,honey.
DIRK
Iloveyoutoo,Amber.
Ambercontinuestotalkasshesetsupmorelinesofcoke.
AMBER
Fucking1980...y'know?Canyoubelieveit?
DIRK
Ican't...it'slike...nextthing
weknow...it'sgonnabe1990,then
2000...canyouimagine?
AMBER
Goodbyeto1979...helloto1980...
(handinghimastraw)

Makesureyousnortitbackquickandhard...
DIRK
...wh...?
AMBER
Reallyfast,likethis...
Shedemonstrates.Dirkhesitatesamoment,thenleansdownanddoesaline
ofcoke.
DIRK
Itburns.
AMBER
It'sgood,though,right?
DIRK
It'sinmythroat...uch...
AMBER
It'sthedrip...thedrip'sthebestpart.
DIRK
Tasteslikeaspirin.
AMBER
Doonemoreintheothernostril.
DIRK
...Ineedaglassofwater,Ithink...
AMBER
Onemore,thenthewater.
Dirkdoesanotherline.
DIRK
DoIlookcoolwhenIdoit?
AmberisrighttheretoKISShimveryhardonthemouth.HOLD.
CUTTO:

93INT.JACK'SHALLWAYTHATMOMENT
DirkandAmberemergefromthebedroomandwalkbacktotheparty....
Amberstopstosayhellotosomepeople....Dirkkeepswalking...
CAMERAfollowshimoutside...ScottyJ.approaches....
SCOTTYJ.
Hey,Dirk.
DIRK
Scotty.Hey.What'sup,man?
SCOTTYJ.
...fuckin'NewYear's,y'know,right?
DIRK
1980.
SCOTTYJ.
Right.Didyouseemynewcar?
DIRK
Yougotanewcar?
SCOTTYJ.
Yeah.Wannasee?
DIRK
Sure.
CAMERAFOLLOWSthemoutside,theypassReedandToddwhoarestandingnear
theBBQpit
REED
Hey,Dirk,c'mereandmeetsomeone.
ThisisTodd,mypalfromthething
DIRK
Howareya?
TODD
Wefinallymeet.

REED
RememberItoldyouaboutTodd?
HeworksoveratthePartyBoys
StripClub
DIRK
Oh,cool,cool.You'readancer?
TODD
Yeah,Igotsomemoves.
SCOTTYJ.
Dirk?Areyoucoming?
DIRK
Yeah,okay,Scotty.
(toTodd)
I'llseeyouaround.Wecantalklater.
CAMERAcontinueswithDirkandScottyJ.OuttotheDRIVEWAY.Theycheck
outtheUSEDCANDYAPPLEREDTOYOTACOROLLA.
SCOTTYJ.
Thisisit.
DIRK
Cool.
SCOTTYJ.
Wannagetinside?
DIRK
Whendidyougetthis?
SCOTTYJ.
Yesterday.
DIRK
It'sgreat.It'sreallygreat.

SCOTTYJ.
Yeah,youwannatakearide,or
DIRK
Waitaminute,waitaminute,
waitaminute...fuckin'hell...howmuchtimeleft?
SCOTTYJ.
Sixminutes...
DIRK
Oh,shit!Let'sgetbackinside,comeon
Dirkstartstowalkaway...Scottywatcheshimgo...Suddenly:Scotty
CHARGESDirkfrombehindandstartstoKISShisneck.Dirkstumbles,pushes
himawayandturns:
SCOTTYJ.
I'msorry,Dirk.Please.I'msorry.
DIRK
...why'dyoudothat?
SCOTTYJ.
Youlookatmesometimes
DIRK
What?
SCOTTYJ.
Iwannaknowifyoulikeme.
DIRK
...yeah...Scotty.
SCOTTYJ.
CanIkissyou?
DIRK
...Scott...Idon't
SCOTTYJ.

CanIkissyourmouth?
Please.Pleaseletme.
DIRK
No.
SCOTTYJ.
I'mreallysorry.Ididn'tmean
tograbyou...Ididn't
DIRK
It'salright.
SCOTTYJ.
...I'msorry...
DIRK
...it'salright.
SCOTTYJ.
Doyouwannakissme?
DIRK
Scotty.
SCOTTYJ.
No,no.Forgetit.I'msorry.
I'mreallysorry,I'mjustdrunk.
I'mouttamyhead,okay?
DIRK
...yeah
SCOTTYJ.
I'mjustcrazy,youknow?Crazy.Right?
I'msowasted,drunk,drunk
DIRK

Youwannagobackinside?
SCOTTYJ.
Doyoulikemycar,Dirk?
DIRK
What...?Yeah.Yeah.
SCOTTYJ.
Iwantedtomakesureyouthoughtit
wascoolorelseIwasgonnatakeitback.
DIRK
Oh.
PAUSE.Dirkhesitates...thenturnsandwalksbackintothehouse.
SCOTTYJ.
(tohimself)
Iloveyou,Dirk.
CUTTO:
94INT.JACK'SHOUSENIGHTMOMENTSLATER
JackcallsouttothecrowdofPartyPeople.
JACK
WEGOTTWOMINUTES,PEOPLE!TWOMINUTES!
CUTTO:
95INT.HALLWAYTHATMOMENT
CAMERAfollowsLittleBillashewalksthehallwaytoaclosedbathroom
door.Heopensit.
OVERLITTLEBILL'SSHOULDER,INSIDETHEBATHROOM
LittleBill'sWIFEisgettingFUCKEDDOGGYSTYLEbyyetANOTHERYOUNGSTUD.
Shelooksathim.
LITTLEBILL'SWIFE
Youshouldbetakingnotes,LittleBill.
ANOTHERYOUNGSTUD

Thisisafreshcunt,pal.
LittleBillstandsamoment,thenclosesthedoor.CAMERALEADShimashe
walksbackthroughtheparty...outsidetothepoolareaandintothe
drivewayforhisStationWagon.
Hetakesthekeysfromhispocket,unlocksthepassengersidedoor,reaches
intotheglovecompartmentandtakesouta.38REVOLVERandAMMUNITION.
CAMERAFOLLOWShimnowasheheadsbackacrossthedriveway,backthrough
thepoolarea,loadingthegunashewalks...
PeoplebegincountingofftotheNewYear
PARTYPEOPLE
10...9...8...7...
LittleBillwalksintothehouse,downthehallway
PARTYPEOPLE
...6...5...4...3...2...1...
LittleBillarrivesattheBathroomdoorandSMASHESITOPEN:HisWifeand
theYoungStudarestillfucking...
PARTYPEOPLE(OC)
...HAPPYNEWYEAR!
LittleBillFIRESTHEREVOLVERINTOHISWIFE'SNAKEDSTOMACH.HeFIRESTHE
GUNAGAIN,STRIKINGTHEYOUNGSTUDINTHEHEART.
THEYBOTHCOLLAPSEANDFALLTOTHEFLOOROFTHEBATHROOM.BLOODSPLATTERS
LITTLEBILL....
...EVERYONEINTHEPARTYJUMPSATTHESOUNDOFTHEGUNSHOTS...
...LITTLEBILLFIRESANOTHERSHOTINTOHISWIFE...
...BLOODANDSMOKEFILLTHEBATHROOM...
...LITTLEBILLTURNSAROUND,FACESTHEPARTYPEOPLEANDSHOVESTHE
REVOLVERINHISMOUTHANDPULLSTHETRIGGER...
BLOODANDBRAINSSHOOTOUTTHEBACKOFHISSKULLANDHECOLLAPSES,FALLING
OUTOFFRAME.
TITLECARDREADS:
"80s"
FADEOUT.

OVERBLACK,WEHEARTHEVOICE:
AMBER(OC)
...whataboutyourcharacter,
"BrockLanders,"andwhatsomepeople
mightconsiderviolentattitudestowardswomen?
CUTTO:
Sequence"C"
96INT.DIRK'SHOUSE/BALCONYDAYDOCUMENTARYFOOTAGE(16mm)
Dirkisdoinganinterview.He'sunshaven,thinandsweating,wearing
sunglasses.HespeakingquicklytoAmberOC.(1982)
DIRK
violence...?No,what?Imean,ifthere's
somethinginthisseriesofmoviesthat's
likeactionorviolenceorwhateverthat's
themovie.Y'know?Look:I'mnotsayingthat
thesemoviesareforthewholefamily,butthey've
gotalottaactionandsometimesthecharacters
arewomenwhoaresayspiesordrug
smugglersorworkingforsomeorganization
thatmycharacteristryingto...defeat.
We'vemadetwentyofthesefilmsinthepast
um...um...fiveyears,since77...andthiskind
oftalkhasonlycomeupinthepastyear
orso...Imean:What'stheproblem?Soy'know.
CUTTO:
97INT.BROCKLANDERSBEDROOMSETNIGHT16mmFILMCLIP
Dirkisinhisunderwear,asleepinbed.AnactressnamedKCSUNSHINEplays
inthescenewithhimasanIndianwoman,wrappedinasheet.Sheenters,
holdingaknife,comingtowardsDirk..

AMBER(VO)
IfBrockLandersisslickwithagun,hedoes
soonlyintheveinofgoodandright.
BrockprotectsthevaluesoftheAmericanideal
andfightsforcausesthatinstillpride
inasocietywheremoralsarehardtocomeby
Dirkwakesinthescene,struggleswithKCSunshine,knockstheknifefrom
herhandandpinsherdown.Thesceneplays
DIRK
WHOSENTYOU?
KCSUNSHINE
GETTHEFUCKOFFME,ASSHOLE.
DIRK
LAYSTILL,I'LLPUNCHYOUINTHEGODDAMNFACE.
KCSUNSHINE
FUCKOFF.
DirkSMACKSherthenstartstoKISSherbreastssoftly.
CUTTO:
98INT.ALLEYWAYNIGHT16mmFILMCLIP
Inthescene,DirkhasBecky(playingaPROSTITUTE)upagainstawall.He's
rightinherface,holdinghisfistup...Thescene:
DIRK
I'monnaaskoncemoreand
I'monnaaskyounice...WHERETHE
FUCKISRINGO,YOUBITCH?
BECKY
Fuckyou.
DirkSLAPSheracrosstheface.

BECKY
Ohhh...doitagain,maybleI'll
getmypussywetnexttime.
BUCKarrivesplayingaPIMPandaimsaREVOLVERatDirk.
BUCK
HEYCRACKERJACK,WATCHYOUDOIN'WITMYWOMAN?
Justthen:REEDappearswithaGUNaimedatBuck.
REED
Makeanothermove,motherfucker
andgivemeagoodgoddamnreason
toblowyouaway!
99OMITTED
100OMITTED
101OMITTED
102OMITTED**Director'sNote:Rollergirl'sInterview/TBA
103OMITTED**Director'sNote:Jessie'sInterview/TBA
104OMITTED
105INT.JACK'SHOUSE/EDITINGROOMDAYDOCUFOOTAGE
JackandDirkaresittingbehindaMoviolafortheinterviewwithAmber.
Dirkspeaksveryquickly...
DIRK
BLOCK...uh...anideaoramovement.
Jackwillputthefinaltouchesonwhat
thecameraneedsforeditingbut,uh
Heallowsmetoblockmyownsexscenes.
...and...hegivesmeflexibilitytowork
withthecharacteranddevelop,y'know...
Idon'tknowofanyotherdirectors

thatwouldletanactoruhdothat.
JACK
Idon'tletyoublockyourownsexscenes.
JackandAmberlaugh.Dirklaughsalittleless.
CUTTO:
106EXT.VENTURABLVD.DUSKDOCU.FOOTAGE
FootageofDirkwalkingalongthestreetasthesungoesdown.Amber
narrates.
AMBER(OC)
ForDirkDiggler,thefutureissomething
tolookforwardto,nottofear...Heis
acreativemanofmanyinterests...film,
poetry,karate,musicanddance...heisaman
ofpassionandmystery...HeIsAManOfLust.
FADEOUT,CUTTO:
EndSequence"C".
107INT.JACK'SHOUSE/EDITINGROOMNIGHT(May82)
DirkandAmber,sittinginfrontoftheSteenbeck.Sheflipsitoffand
lookstohim
AMBER
It'smypoemtoyou.
DIRK
It'sgreat.It'ssogreat,Amber.
You'readirectornow.Shit.
HaveyoushowedJack?
AMBER
Justyou.Iwantedtoshowyoufirst.
DIRK
It'ssofuckin'good.Really.

(beat)
Maybeyoumightwanttothinkabout
cuttingthatpartwhenJacksaysthat
thingabouty'know
AMBER
Blockingthesex
DIRK
yeah.
CUTTO:
108INT.JACK'SHOUSENIGHTMOMENTSLATER
DirkandAmberwalkoutandintothelivingroom,CAMERASWINGS180OVER
TO:JackandReed,sittingatthekitchencounter
JACK
Howwasit?
AtthatmomentthePHONERINGS,CAMERAWHIPSOVERtothephone.Itrings
again.Jackpicksitup.DOLLY/ZOOMINQUICK.
JACK
Hello?Colonel?Wait,wait,wait.
Yes.Calmdown.Calmdown.Okay.
RightNowYesRightNow.
Heslamsthephonedown.
CUTTO:
109INT.POLICESTATIONHOLDINGAREANIGHT
TheColonelissittinginhandcuffs,cryinghiseyesout.Jacksitsacross
fromhim,speakingthroughtheglass.
COLONEL
...shewasfifteen...fifteen...Ididn't
know...Jack,yougottabelieveme.
JACK

Ibelieveyou.
COLONEL
Itoldhernottodosomuchcoke,butshe
wouldn'tlisten,shejustkeptdoingitand
doingitlikeshewasavacuum.Likeshehad
avacuuminhernoseorsomething....
...nextthingIknow...she'sgotblood
comingfromhernoseand...jesus...her,jesus
JACK
What?
COLONEL
Itwascomingoutherass,Jack.
JACK
Okay.It'sgonnabeokay.Justrelax.
Thebailisahundredthousanddollars.
Idon'thavethatkindofcash
COLONEL
Idon'thaveanymoneyleft.
JACK
Whatdoyoumean?Nothing?
TheColonelshakeshisheadalittle,doesn'tanswer.
JACK
Well...what...how?
COLONEL
Ispentit...Ispentit.
JACK
Thefilms...or...Imean?

COLONEL
Ispentit,alright?Thisshitgets
expensive.Betweenyoushootingfilm,
thecoke,thelimos,thehouses.
Itgoes,alright?Ispentit.
JACK
Alright,okay.Don'tworry.
COLONEL
Ican'thavethishappentome.
I'magoodman,right?
JACK
Yesyouare.
COLONEL
Ididn'tknowIdidn'tknowshewas
gonnadierighttherewithmeorIwouldn't
havepickedherup.
JACK
Right.Youknowyou'vedonenothingwrong.
Imean,lookYouwerejustthere,right?
Youdidn't...Imean...youdidn'tdoanything.
COLONEL
Theyfoundsomethinginmyhouse,Jack.
JACK
What?
COLONEL
...something...
JACK
...whatareyousaying?Whatdidtheyfind?

COLONEL
...it'smyfuckin'weakness,Jack.
They're...sosmallandcuteIcan'thelp
myself,Jack.Ican'thelpitwhenthey'reso
smallandcute.Ijustwanttowatch,Idon'tdo
anything,Jack.I'venevertouchedoneofthem...
JACK
JesusChrist,Colonel.
COLONEL
YoulookatmelikeI'manasshole,now.
JACK
...I...Idon't...?
COLONEL
I'mgoingtojailforalongtime.
JACK
it'sokay,Colonel.It'sgonnabe
fineintheend....Ipromise...
COLONEL
Areyoupromisingme?
Jackdoesn'tanswer.
COLONEL
Takeitback,Jack.Don'tpromisemeanything.
Youcan'thelpme.I'mdone.I'mgoingtojail.
I'vedonewrongandI'mgoingtojailforalong,longtime.
Theyholdalookforamoment.AfewOFFICERScomeandstarttoescortthe
Colonelaway.Heleansin,speakssotto
COLONEL
Listentome,Jack:AndI'mgonnatell

youthisforyou.AmIyourfriend?
JACK
What?
COLONEL
Answerme,amIyourfriend?
JACK
Yes.
COLONEL
SorememberthatI'myourfriendand
listentowhatItellyounow:Givein,Jack.
You'vegottagive.Foryou,foryourbusiness
andyourlivelihoodacceptthefuture.
Don'tfightit,becauseyoucan'twin.
Lookforthenewblood,gotoFloydGondolli,
gotovideo,giveupyourbattlethe
filmmakingisover,Jack.
TheOfficerstakehimaway.Jackwatcheshimleave.DOLLYINCLOSEONJACK.
CUTTO:
110INT.JACK'SHOUSE/OFFICEDAY
CAMERAHOLDSALOWANGLE,LOOKINGUPATJACK,KURTandROCKY.Theylook
intoCAMERA.HOLD.
JACK
Welltherewego.
KURTLONGJOHN
Yeah.
ROCKY
Lotofstuffontheretolearn.
JACK

That'sit.
KURTLONGJOHN
Noturningbacknow.
JACK
Thefuture.
KURTLONGJOHN
That'sright.
ROCKY
Thequalityis,uh
JACK
It'snotwhatwe'reusedto.
KURTLONGJOHN
Wecanmakeitwork,Ithink.
ROCKY
It's...potential...
KURTLONGJOHN
Yes.
JACK
Youcan'tbeattheprice.
KURTLONGJOHN
Noyoucan't.
JACK
Thisisthefutureandwecan'tdeny
itanymorebecausethepastistooexpensive.
KURTLONGJOHN
I'mscared.
ROCKY

Metoo.
JACK
It'sgonnamakeusrich.
KURTLONGJOHN
Yep.
ROCKY
It'saratherprettything,isn'tit?
REVERSEANGLE:AnewVIDEOCAMERAissittingonthetableinfrontofthem.
Thisisthethingthey'vebeendiscussing.
KURTLONGJOHN
Wecanstilltellgoodstories,Jack.
JACK
No.It'saboutjackingoffnow,Kurt.
Nomorestories...that'sover.
CUTTO:
111INT.HOTTRAXXNIGHTCLUBNIGHT(Dec.82)
BECKYlooksintoCAMERA
BECKY
Ido.
JEROMElooksintoCAMERA
JEROME
Idotoo.
CUBLACKANDWHITESNAPSHOT
BeckyandJeromekissing.JackasBestMan.AmberasBridesmaid.
CAMERAonthedancefloorBecky,dressedinaWHITEBRIDALDRESSand
Jerome,dressedinaTUXEDO.Reedisdancingwiththem.
BECKY
TheymadeJeromeregionalmanager
ofthenew"PepBoys,"they'rebuilding

inBakersfield.We'regonnamovethere.
Buyahouse.
REED
That'sgreat,guys.That'ssogreat.
JEROME
It'sgonnabeagreatopportunitytorun
thestoremyway.Y'know.Getthoseguys
offmybackandrunthestoremyway.
CAMERApicksupandfollowsDirkwhowalksovertoJack'stable
ANGLE,JACK'STABLE
Jackissittingwithahandsomeyoungkid,JOHNNYDOE(aged18.)Dirk
arrives
JACK
...andit'stoughiswhatI'msaying.
JOHNNYDOE
Right.
JACK
Hey,Dirkhereyouare.Youhavin'
agoodtime?
DIRK
Uhhuh.
(re:JohnnyDoe)
Who'sthis?
JOHNNYDOE
Hi...I'mJohnnyDoe.You'reDirk
Digglerit'sgreattomeetyou.
JACK
Dirk,meetJohnnyDoe...NewKidOnThe

Block.He'sinterestedinthebusiness.
Dirknodshishead,picksuphissunglassesfromthetableandwalksoff
acrossthedancefloor.JackturnsbacktoJohnnyDoe
JACK
He'sprettytired,Johnny.He'salsoshy.
Anyway:WhatI'msayingtoyouisthis:
Itcostsmoney,yougotten,fifteenpeople
standingaround,andthat'sjusttomake
surethelightingisright
JackcontinueschattingwithJohnnyDoe,helooksawayforamoment.
JACK'SPOV:DirkmeetsupwithToddParkerandtheywalkoutthedoor.
(40fps)
JackturnsbacktoJohnnyDoe.Continueabitwithpartystuff/etc.Jack
hashisdancew/Becky.
CUTTO:
112EXT.JACK'SPOOLAREADAY(Jan.83)
CAMERAbeginswithKurtandRockystandingnearbytheVIDEOCAMERA.Reedis
watchingthemtryandfigureitout.
Jackiswaitingpatiently,workingonacrosswordpuzzle.JohnnyDoeis
swimminginthepool.
RollergirlmovespastandCAMERAfollowsherinto
CUTTO:
113INT.JACK'SHOUSEDAYTHATMOMENT
DirkisdressedinSpeedosandaheadbandforthesceneandlayingoutsome
cokeonthetable.Rollergirlarrives,shedoessome.Thetelevisioninthe
b.g.istunedtoMTVwhichisplaying"VideoKilledtheRadioStar."
ROLLERGIRL
Thisstuffburns.
DIRK
It'scrystal.
ROLLERGIRL

That'swhy.Shit,whydidn'tyou
tellmeyoudon'tneedtodothatmuch
Youonlyhavetodobumpswithcrystal.
DIRK
Yeah,well...mindyourownbusiness
orgetyourownorwhatever
ROLLERGIRL
Youdon'thavetobemeanaboutit.
Rollergirlskatesoff.Dirklooksoutthewindow,seesJohnnyDoeswimming.
Amberisspeakingtohim.CAMERADOLLIESINALITTLE(30fps)ONDIRK.
CUTTO:
114INT.BEDROOMTHATMOMENT
Mauriceissittingontheedgeofthebed,shakingandsweating.Rollergirl
entersandmovestoacloset.
MAURICE
Hey...Rollergirl...hey.
ROLLERGIRL
What'swrong?
MAURICE
Where?
ROLLERGIRL
Withyou?
MAURICE
Me?NothingWhy?
ROLLERGIRL
Youlooklikeawreck.
MAURICE
Shitno,I'mcoolasacucumber.

RollergirltakesoffherclothesandgetsintoherBIKINI.
ROLLERGIRL
It'syourbigdaybein'inamovie.
MAURICE
Yeah.
ROLLERGIRL
Whatyoualwayswanted.
MAURICE
I'mverythankfultoJackfor
givingmethechance.
BEAT.
MAURICE
Rollergirl?
ROLLERGIRL
What?
MAURICE
Mydickisreallysmall.
ROLLERGIRL
What?
MAURICE
Mydick...it'ssmall.
ROLLERGIRL
Howsmall?
MAURICE
Reallysmall.
ROLLERGIRL
Well...uh...so?
MAURICE

SoIcan'tdothis.
ROLLERGIRL
Canyougetaboner?
MAURICE
Idon'tthinkso.
ROLLERGIRL
Well...
MAURICE
Please.Canyouhelpme?
ROLLERGIRL
How?
MAURICE
Idunno.
ROLLERGIRL
Ifyou'vegotasmalldick,
there'sreallynothingIcando,Maurice.
MAURICE
...right...right...
ROLLERGIRL
Justgoforit,man.
MAURICE
Whatdoyoumean?
ROLLERGIRL
Justgoforit...whocaresifyou'vegot
asmalldick.It'showyouuseit,right?
Youcangetaboner,Ibet.Iknowyoucan.
MAURICE

Iguess.
ROLLERGIRL
Beamanaboutit.
MAURICE
Right.Right.Ihavetobeamanaboutit.
Ihavetodothis...Ihavetoshowmybrothers
inPuertoRicothelifestylethatI'mliving.
Icandoit...Icandoit.
ROLLERGIRL
You'lldofine.
MAURICE
Right.
ROLLERGIRL
C'mon.
MAURICE
No...no...Iwannastayhereforabit
ROLLERGIRL
Okay...I'llbeoutthere.
Sheexits.HOLDwithMauriceamoment.
CUTTO:
115OMITTED
116INT.BATHROOMDAYTHATMOMENT
Dirkenters,closesthedoor,looksinthemirror
DIRK
...yeah,yeah,yeah...Youlookgood,ready.
DirkdoessomequickKARATEmoves,thenturnshisBACKTOTHECAMERA.He
unzipshispants,looksdownathiscock.Hisbodystartstomovealittle,
slowlyatfirstthenfasterashetriestomasturbate.
DIRK

C'mon...c'mon...c'mon...I'mastar.
I'mastar,I'marockandrollstar.
AndMyCockCanGetHard.
C'mon...c'mon...c'mon...I'mastar.
I'mastar,I'mastar,I'mastar.
TheDOORtotheBathroomisSUDDENLYOPENEDbyScottyJ.whocatchesDirk
inthemirrorwithhispantsdown,speakingtohimself
DIRK
whatthefuck
Scottyexitsquickly.Dirkpullsuphispantsandexits
CUTTO:
117EXT.JACK'SHOUSE/POOLAREADAYMOMENTSLATER
Jackisstillsittinginthesamespot.JohnnyDoeisdryingoff.Dirk
comeschargingout
DIRK
I'mreadytoshoot.
JACK
Weneedtwentyminutes.
DIRK
No.I'mreadynow.It'sgottabenow.
JACK
Twentyminutes.
DIRK
Fuckit.Hey,no,hey,Jack.
I'mreadynow...mycockisreadynow.
I'mreadytofuck...let'sgonow.
JACK
Yeah,well...NO.Getme.Youwanna

startsomethinghere,Dirk?
DIRK
Iwannastartfucking...whoisitgonnabe?
JACK
What?
DIRK
Whodoyouwanttofuck,meorhim?
DirkpointsatJohnnyDoe.
JOHNNYDOE
Me...what?
DIRK
Shutup.
JOHNNYDOE
Ididn'tdoanythingtoyou.
DIRK
You'renotanactor,man.Yougotno
businessbeinghereyou'renotanactor
JOHNNYDOE
YesIam.
DIRK
No:I'manactor,man.I'marealactor.
JOHNNYDOE
Shutup.
DirkMAKESAQUICKKARATETYPEMOVETOWARDSJOHNNYDOE,WHOFLINCHES,BUT
QUICKLYGETSINTOAKARATESTANCEOFHISOWN.
JOHNNYDOE
HEY,MAN,DON'T.
DIRK

SHUTUP.SHUTUP.
JACK
Dirk,youneedtosettledown.
Goinside,haveadrinkand
mellowthisoff...youunderstand?
DIRK
I'mreadytoshoot.
JACK
WellI'mnot.
DIRK
I'mnotgonnatellyouagain,Jack:
JACK
Getouttahere.
DIRK
...What...?
JACK
Getoffmyset,getouttamyhouse.
DIRK
...you...what?
JACK
Leave.
DIRK
No.
JACK
Youdon'twanttodothis
thestateyou'rein,Dirk.
DIRK
Whattayoumean,state?State?

StateofCalifornia?Yeah,I'min
thestateofCalifornia.
JACK
JesusChrist.
DIRK
Whatareyou,Jack,Jack,hey
JACK
You'rehighandyouneedtosleepitoff.
You'vebeenupfortwodays.
DIRK
Ihaven'tbeenupfortwodays.
JACK
Whatever.You'rehighandyouneed
tocomedown.Sleepitoff,Dirk.
DIRK
YOUDON'TTELLMEANYTHING.
JACK
Getthefuckouttahere.
DIRK
YOU'RENOTTHEBOSSOFME.
JACK
YesIam.
DIRK
AREYOUTHEKING?HUH?
JACK
JesusChrist.MOVE.GETOUT.GO.
JackstartstoprodDirkalittlewithaslightPUSH.

DIRK
DON'TYOUFUCKINTOUCHME,MAN.
JackSLAPSDirkacrosstheface.HOLD.Dirkisshocked.Everyonehas
stoppedwhatthey'redoingbynowandiswatchingnervously.Ambercomes
over.
AMBER
Dirk,honey,whydon'twegoforawalk
DIRK
YOUSHUTUP,TOO.YOU'RENOTTHEMOTHER
OFMEORMYBOSS.YOU'RENOTMYMOTHER.
AMBER
Dirk,please,honey.
JACK
Reed
Reedcomesovertothefight.
JACK
Takehimhome,Reed.Idon'tneedthis.
DIRK
No.No.Iwannashootthescene.
I'mreadytoshootthescene.I'mfine.
JACK
Idon'twantyouhere.
DIRK
Look...it'sover...alright.
I'mdone...nowI'mreadytoshoot.
I'mcalm,mycockiscoolandready.
REED
Whydon'twegohome,Dirk?
DIRK

I'mtheonewiththecock,I'mthe
onewiththebigfuckingcock,solet'sgo
JACK
Youlistentomenow,kid
DIRK
DON'TCALLMEAKID.I'LLFUCKYOUUP.
YOUWANNASEEMEKICKSOMEASS?YOUWANNA
FUCKWITHME,IKNOWKARATE.SOC'MON.
REED
Dirk,let'sbecool,let's
DIRK
I'mthebiggeststarhereTHAT'S
THEWAYITIS:IWANNAFUCK.AND
IT'SMYBIGDICK,SOEVERYBODYGETREADY.
JACK
Notanymore.
DIRK
WHAT?What"notanymore"?
JACK
Yourdick.
DIRK
WHAT,WHAT?SAYIT.
JACK
I'veseenyoupushthirteeninches,you'dbe
luckyifyoucouldmanagesixtodayallthecoke
yougotinyou.You'renotreadytofuck,
yourdick'snotgettinghardtoday,kid.

DIRK
DON'TYOUTALKABOUTMELIKETHAT,JACK.
JACK
Alright:You'refired.Okay?
Youunderstand?You'refired.
Getouttaherenow.NOW.
DIRK
WHAT?WHATISTHAT?WHATISTHAT?
JACK
Justleave,Dirk.LeaveRIGHTNOW.
DIRK
MycockisREADY.YOUWANNASEE?
HUH?YOUWANNASEEMYBIGFUCKIN'COCK?
Suddenly,bloodbeginstopourviolentlyfromhisnose.Hecupshishand
overhisnose,hideshisembarrassment
DIRK
FUCKTHIS,FUCKTHIS,FUCKYOU.
FUCKALLOFYOU.YOU'RENOTMYBOSSES.
NOONEISTHEKINGOFME.
Dirkrunsaway,getsbehindthewheelofhisCorvetteandtearsoff,
bleedingalltheway
Reed,Jack,Amber,Scotty,JohnnyDoeandtherestofthecrewwatchhim
go.
FADEOUT.
118OMITTED
CUTTO:
119INT.RECORDINGSTUDIODAY(Mar.83)Sequence"D"
Dirkstandsinfrontofamicrophonewearingheadphones.TheENGINEERin
theboothspeaks
ENGINEER

Okay...Dirk,youready?
DIRK
Iwasbornready,man.
ENGINEER
Okay...DirkDigglerDemoTape,
"YouGotTheTouch,"takeseven...
TheBANDkicksinandDirkbeginstosinghissong.It'sacrossbetween
KennyLoggins/Survivorandany"Rocky"anthem.
DIRK
YOUGOTTHETOUCH...YOUGOTTHEPOWER.
YEEEEAAAHHHH.AFTERALLISSAIDANDDONE,
YOUNEVERWALK,YOUNEVERRUN,YOU'REAWINNER.
CUTTO:
120INT.RECORDINGBOOTHLATER
Dirk,ReedandtheEngineeraremixing.ThesongPLAYS.
DIRK
Isthebasstakingawayfromthevocals?
ENGINEER
Well...alittle...butnotreallytoomuch.
DIRK
Let'stakedownthebassandlet'stake
upthevocals.
CUTTO:
121INT.RECORDINGSTUDIOLATER
Dirkissinging.ReedisplayingguitaronaBALLADcalled,"FEELTHE
HEAT."CAMERADOLLIESINONTHEM.
DIRK
THEHEATWILLROCKYOU,THEHEATWILLROLLYOU

BABYDON'TYOUKNOW
MYHEATWILLMOVEYOUINYOURSOUL
C'MON,C'MON,C'MON
LOVEMETODAY,LOVEMETOMORROW
ALLDAY,ALLNIGHT,YOUFEELMYBEAT
REED/DIRK
FEEL,FEEL,FEEL...MYHEAT.
CUTTO:
122INT.RECORDINGBOOTHCONTINUED
Dirk,ReedandtheEngineer.ScottyandToddaresittingaround,making
phonecalls,eatingthefreefood,etc.
ENGINEER
So...whatdoyouthink?
DIRK
WellIthinkthat...maybewecould
speeditupalittleit's
ENGINEER
It'saballad.Ithoughtthat
DIRK
We'lljustspeeditupacoupleoctaves.
...causethatmightmakeitcooler,
peoplelikeitwhenslowsongs...y'know...
whenthey'realittlefast...it'scooler.
CUTTO:
123INT.JACK'SLIVINGROOMDAY
JackisdirectingascenewithanAMATEURPORNACTRESSandJOHNNYDOE.
They'reonthecouchinJack'slivingroom.JohnnyDoehasadoptedmoreof
acelebrityattitude.
AMATEUR

Ishegonnafuckmeintheass?
JACK
Isthatwhatyouwant?
AMATEUR
Itwouldbenice.
JACK
Johnny:Fuckherintheass.
JOHNNYDOE
LockandLoad,Jack.
HetakesaseatbehindtheVIDEOCAMERAandsays
JACK
Alright,friendslet'sgetitoverwith.
DISSOLVETO:
124EXT.BAKERSFIELDHOUSENIGHT
Establishingshotofasmalllittlehousewithawhitepicketfence.From
thehousewehearthesoundsofSCREAMINGANDVIOLENCE.
CUTTO:
125INT.BAKERSFIELDHOUSENIGHTTHATMOMENT
Beckyiscrouchedinthecornerofthekitchen.Jeromeisstandingabove
her,dressedinhisPepBoysuniform.
JEROME
YOUFUCKIN'WHORE,YOU'REAFUCKIN'WHORE.
BECKY
Please,Jerome,don't
JEROME
Youprobablylikedthosebigcocks,huh?
BECKY
Don't
JEROME

I'lltellyouaboutabigcockyeah,
youwantmycocktobebigger,don'tyou?
BECKY
No,baby,please,please
JeromeSMACKSBeckyintheface
DISSOLVETO:
126INT.VALLEYBANKDAY
Buckisdressedlikearegularjoeinasuit,holdingabriefcaseonhis
lap,sittingpatiently.JessieSt.Vincentissittingwithhim,holdinghis
hand.He'sapproachedbyamiddleagedwhitemaleBANKWORKER.CAMERA
DOLLIESIN.
BANKWORKER
Mr.Swope?
BUCK
Yeah,that'sme.Hello.
BANKWORKER
Youhaveacopyofyourloanapplication?
BUCK
YesIdo.
BANKWORKER
Good.Youwannafollowme?
CUTTO:
127INT.JACK'SHOUSE/AMBER'SBEDROOMDAY
CAMERADOLLIESINONRollergirlandAmber.They'replayingbackgammonand
talkingonAmber'sbed,doingcokeandsmokingcigs.
AMBER
Iwasgonnatakeapoetryclassat
Everywoman'sVillage
ROLLERGIRL

Oh,oh.Iwannadothat.
AMBER
We'lldoitthen.It'sMonday,
Wednesday,Fridayatthree.
ROLLERGIRL
DoyouthinkIshouldIwasthinkingsomething?
AMBER
What?
ROLLERGIRL
IwasgonnaseeabouttakingtheGED.
Doyouknowwhatthatis?
AMBER
ForHighSchool,tograduate?
ROLLERGIRL
Yeah.It'slikesoIcangetmy
diploma'causeIfeelbadthatI
neverdidit.Ithinkyouwereright.
Ithinkyou'reright
AMBER
Youshoulddoit.Thatwouldbegreat
foryouyouknowcauseifyou
wanted,Rollergirl,youcoulddoanything.
AmberturnsherheadtosomethingOC.AMBER'SPOV:Jackisdirecting
anothersceneinthelivingroombetweenTWOYOUNGPORNACTRESSESwithfake
breastswhowehaveneverseenbefore.
AmbermotionstoRollergirl,whogetsupandSLAMSTHEDOOR.
CUTTO:
128/128AINT.DIRK'SHOUSEDAY(2x)
Dirk,ReedandScottyJ.aresittingaround.Toddentersholdingan

envelope.DOLLYINSUPERQUICK.
TODD
I'mback.
DIRK
Perfecttiming.
Theymovetoatableandanxiouslysetoutsomecoke.
CUTTO:
129INT.HOTTRAXXNIGHTCLUBDAY
CAMERADOLLIESINONMAURICE.Theclubisclosedandempty.Mauricesitsat
thebar,writingaletter.Anenvelopeandavideotapeareplacednearby.
FollowingisSUBTITLED
MAURICE(VO)
Dearbrothers:Here'sanexample
ofmewithwomeninLosAngeles.
Isleepwithwomenhereallthetime...
CUTTO:
130INT.APARTMENTBLDG./PUERTORICODAY
Maurice'stwoBROTHERSripopentheenvelope,readtheletterandslipthe
tapeintotheirVCRthat'swiredtoacrappyblackandwhitetelevision.
CAMERADOLLIESINONTHEBROTHERS.
BROTHER#1
(inSpanish,subtitled)
OhmyGod
BROTHER#2
(inSpanish,subtitled)
it'sso...so...itlookslikeapeanut.
CUTTO:
131INT.VALLEYBANKDAYCONTINUED
CAMERADOLLIESINONBUCK.He'sspeakingtotheBANKWORKER.
BUCK

That'swhatBuck'sSuperStereoWorld
isallaboutthecustomer.Peoplewanna
knowwhatthey'regettingintotechnically
andIhavethespecifictechnicalhifi
backgroundtoansweranytechnicalquestion
thatsomeonemighthaveI'vebeeninto
soundequipmentforlongenoughtoknowwhat
aguywantswhenhewalksrightinthedoor
andthat'sthepersonaltouchthatBuck'sSuper
StereoWorldisgonnahave
CUTTO:
132INT.JACK'SHOUSE/AMBER'SROOMDAYCONTINUED
AmberandRollergirlaresittinginfrontofapileofcokethat'slaidout
ontopofabigbook...
AMBER
ImissmytwosonsmylittleAndrew
andmyDirkImissthembothsomuch.
IalwaysfeltlikeDirkwasmybaby,mynewbaby.
Don'tyoumissDirk?
ROLLERGIRL
Yeah.
AMBER
He'ssofuckingtalented.Thebastard.
Ilovehim,Rollergirl,ImeanIreally
lovethelittlejerk.
ROLLERGIRL
Iloveyou,Mom.Iwantyoutobe
mymother,Amber.AreyoumyMom?

I'llaskyouifyou'remymotherand
yousay,"yes."OK?Areyoumymother?
AMBER
Yes,honey.Yes.
Theycryandhugandlaughanddomorecoke,smokemorecigs,etc.
CUTTO:
133INT.RECORDINGSTUDIODAY
CAMERADOLLIESINQUICK.DirkandReedareviolentlyhagglinginanoffice
oftheRecordingStudiowiththeMANAGER.
DIRK
C'mon,man,c'mon,c'mon,alright
MANAGER
Ican'tletyoutakethetapesuntil
thebillispaidinfull.
DIRK
Thatmakesalotofsense.
REED
Wait,wait,wait.Howcanhepay
thepriceofthedemoifhecan't
takethedemotapestoarecordcompany?
MANAGER
That'snotmyproblem.Myjobisto
collectpaymentbeforewehandoverthetapes.
REED
Youcan'tgetarecordcontractif
therecordcompanycan'thearwhatyou'vegot.
DIRK
OK:Waitaminutehaveyouheardmytape?

Huh?Haveyouheardit?I'mguaranteed
togetarecorddealbecausemystuffissogood.
Oncethathappens,I'llpayyou
MANAGER
It'snotgonnahappen.ThisisaCatch22,
Iunderstand.You'resayingthisthing
andIgetitbutIjustwon'tletithappen.
DIRK
Acatchwhat?
CUTTO:
134INT.JACK'SHOUSE/AMBER'SROOMNIGHTCONTINUED
AmberandRollergirl,pacingaroundtheroom,talking,crying,etc.
AMBER
Idon'twannadothisanymore,honey.
Ican't.Ijustcan't.
ROLLERGIRL
What?
AMBER
Havefunnow,let'skeepgoingandgoing
andgoingtonightbecauseit'sover.
There'stoomanythings
ROLLERGIRL
Okay.Okay.
AMBER
Let'sgowalk.
ROLLERGIRL
Idon'twannaleavetheroom.

AMBER
Meeither.OHHHHHHH.Iloveyou,honey.
ROLLERGIRL
Iloveyou,Mom.
Theylaughandlaughandlaughandsmoke,talk,walk.
DISSOLVETO:
135INT.VALLEYBANKDAYCONTINUED
BuckandJessieacrossthedeskfromtheBankWorker,wholooksupfromthe
fileandsays
BANKWORKER
Mr.Swope...wecan'thelpyou.
BUCK
...Ihaveallthepapers,allthe
thingsinorder,yes?Imean,it'sall
BANKWORKER
Yes.Butwecan'tgiveyoualoan.I'msorry.
BUCK
...why...?
BANKWORKER
...Mr.Swope:You'reapornographer.
Andthisbankisnotinbusinessto
supportpornography
BUCK
I'mnotapornographer,I'manactor.
BANKWORKER
I'msorry.
BUCK
No,no,no,please.Thisis...thisis

anewbusinessforme,arealthing
thatIwanttodoandarealthingthat
Icando,please,Imeanthisisnotajoke
BANKWORKER
I'msorry.
BUCK
Please,now,please,justwaitoneminute
herebecausethere'sgottabesomeway
BANKWORKER
...I'msorry...
BUCK
Wellthisisnotfair
BANKWORKER
Thisfinancialinstitutioncan'tendorse
pornography,you'vegottounderstand
BUCK
I'manactor.
BANKWORKER
Please.NowI'msorry.
DISSOLVETO:
136INT.HORNERPRODUCTIONSVANNUYSDAY
CAMERA(STEADICAM)followsJackaroundhisnewOFFICES.Postersofhis
filmswithJohnnyDoe,Amber,Rollergirl,Buckandsomeotherswe'venever
seencoverthewalls.
AWAREHOUSEareaisshippingoutboxesofVHSVIDEOCASSETTES.CAMERA
breezespastanEDITINGROOMwhereKurtLongjohnandRockyaresittingin
frontoftwo3/4machines,cuttinganewJackHornerfilmwithJohnnyDoe
doingsomeKaratemovesreminiscentofDirkDiggler.
JackcontinueswalkingintotheRECEPTIONAREAwhereTWOUNIFORMEDPOLICE
OFFICERSarestanding.
OFFICER

JackHorner?
JACK
Yeah,whatisit?
OFFICER
Therewasanaccidentyesterday
CUTTO:
137INT.DIRK'SHOUSEANOTHERDAY
Dirkisinhisbedroom.CAMERAZOOMS/DOLLIESinSUPERQUICKonhimdoinga
lineofcoke.Reedcomesintotheroom,quick
REED
Oh,fuck,Dirk.
DIRK
What?
REED
YouknowthatkidJohnnyDoe?
DIRK
No.
REED
Y'know,thekidfrom
DIRK
Whatabouthim?
REED
Hedied.Hegotinacaraccident.
Couplenightsago...andhedied.
Helike,wentthroughthewindshield
orsomething.Fuckin'shit.Dead.
DIRK
Forreal?

REED
Yeah.He'sdead.Canyoubelievethat?
DIRK
That'sgottahurt,goin'throughawindshield.
It'stoughluck.
Dirkdoesanotherlineofcoke.ThePHONERINGSandDirkanswers.
DOLLY/ZOOMINQUICK.
DIRK
Hello?Becky?Beckywhat?What?
SPLITSCREEN
138INT.BECKY'SHOUSE/BAKERSFIELDDAYTHATMOMENT
BeckyislockedinherbedroomonthephonewithDirk.OCoutsidethe
bedroom,wecanhearJeromeYELLINGandSCREAMING.
BECKY
IthinkJeromeisgonnakillme,Dirk.
Please.Pleasecomeandhelpme.
DIRK
Well...whereareyou,Idon'tknow
whereyouare
BECKY
Ineedyoutosaveme,Dirk
ifhecatchesmeonthephone,I'mdead.
DIRK
Tellmewhereyouare.
BECKY
...okay...okay...OHSHIT.He's
cominginokayokaymeet
meatDenny'sinBakersfield

onColfaxBlvd.Pleasehurry.
DIRK
Okay.I'mcomin'rightnow,rightnow.
I'mcomin'rightnowtokicksomeass,Becky.
SPLITSCREEN/CAMERAstayswithBeckyareshehangsupthephone.TheDOOR
totheBEDROOMISSMASHEDOPENbyJeromeheGRABSherbythehairofher
headandthrowsheracrosstheroomandintotheKITCHEN.
BECKY
Pleasedon'tdoanythingtome,Jerome.
Please.Please.Iask.
JEROME
Thinkyou'reMissFuckin'MovieStarwith
adickinyourmouth?Huh?You'regonna
tellmetellittomeorI'mgonnabreak
yourfuckin'jaw.
BECKY
Idon'tknowwhatyouwantme
JEROME
Iwantyoutotellmethatyouliked
gettingfuckedbythosemeninthosemovies.
Iwantyoutotellmethatyoulovedgetting
shitinyourfaceYOUFUCKIN'SAYIT,CUNT.
BECKY
...Ilikedit...
JEROME
Doyoulikebigdicks?
BECKY
Idon'tknowwhatyouwantmeto
JEROME

SAYIT.
BECKY
Yes.
JeromeLEANSDOWNANDPUNCHESBECKYINTHEFACE.HOLD.Hecatcheshis
breathandwalksoutofthekitchen.
Becky,crouchedinacorner,bleedingfromhernoseandmouth,reachesfor
alargeFRYINGPANonthefloor
CUTTO:
139INT.DIRK'SHOUSEDAYTHATMOMENT
Dirkgrabshiskeysandhisjacketandheadsforthedoor...
REED
Whereyougoin'?
DIRK
Gottagokicksomeass,man.
Hestopsamomentandheadsbackintohisbedroom...grabshiscokeina
newspaperfoldandmakesadashforthedoor
CUTTO:
140EXT.DIRK'SHOUSEDAYTHATMOMENT
DirkexitsandgetsinhiscarQUICK.DOLLY/ZOOMINFAST.
CUTTO:
141INT.BECKY'SHOUSEDAYCONTINUED
CAMERADOLLIESinfrontofJeromeashewalksoutofthekitchen.Inthe
b.g.,Beckyappearswiththefryingpaninherhand...
SheSMASHESTHEFRYINGPANACROSSTHEBACKOFJEROME'SSKULL.Hefalls..
sheSTANDSOVERHIM,STRIKINGHIMAGAINANDAGAIN.
BECKY
DON'TYOUEVERTOUCHME.
Sherunsoutthedoor
CUTTO:
142EXT.BAKERSFIELDHOUSEEVENINGTHATMOMENT

Beckyrunsfromthehouseandoffdownthestreet.HOLD.
CUTTO:
143INT.DIRK'SCORVETTEMOVINGMOMENTSLATER
DirkisdrivingquicklythroughLaurelCanyonandtryingtodoafew
things1)He'stryingtolightacigarettewithmatches,2)He'stryingto
findacassettetapetoplayand3)He'stryingtobrushhishairinthe
rearviewmirror....
CU.DIRK
Thecigarettefallsfromhismouthandheleansdown,OUTOFFRAMEtopick
itup....thecarstartsdriftingtowardsaTELEPHONEPOLEthatis
fifteenyardsahead...Dirkgetsthecigarette,comesupINTOFRAME,
looksaheadandblinks
Dirk'sCorvetteSLAMSINTOTHETELEPHONEPOLE.
CAMERADOLLIESINONDIRK,BEHINDTHEWHEEL.Heshakeshishead,looks
aroundinadaze.APEDESTRIANrunsover
PEDESTRIAN
Youalright,pal?
DIRK
Myfuckin'car,mycar...myCorvette.
PEDESTRIAN
Holyshit,youslammedrightintothis
Dirkputsthecarinreverseandbacksaway.
PEDESTRIAN
Idon'tthinkyoushoulddirvethiscar.
DIRK
Fuckyou.
DirkdrivesoffwiththefrontoftheCorvetteSHREDDINGalongthe
pavement.
CUTTO:
144INT.BAKERSFIELDDENNY'SNIGHT(LATER)
Beckyissittingatthecounter.Afewseatsoverfromherisanolderman,
MR.BROWN(late60s).Hewearsanoldgraysuit,

MR.BROWN
Areyoualright,ma'am?
BECKY
What?
MR.BROWN
Areyougoingtobealright?
Youseem...you'vebeensittingthere.
Awhilenow.AndIwanttoknowif
you'regoingtobealright.
HOLD.Beckylooksdown.
MR.BROWN
Doyouwanttoordersomething?Abowlofsoup?
BECKY
Myfriendwassupposedtocome
hereandgetme,buthehasn'tcome.
MR.BROWN
Yes.Well,whydon'tyouletmebuyyou
somesoupwhileyouwaitforyourfriend?
BECKY
No.No.I'mnothungry.
MR.BROWN
Please.Please.Iwanttohelpyou.
Thisisnot...thisissomething...yousee,
anactofkindness,I'mtryingtodo
somethinggood...tohelpyou...forno
otherreason...otherthan...justtohelp.
Mr.Brownreachesintohispocket,takesoutaquarterandplacesitonthe
counterinfrontofBecky.

MR.BROWN
Whydon'tyoutrycallingyoufriend?
BEAT.Beckylooksatthequarter.CAMERAHOLDSONQUARTER.
MR.BROWN(OC)
Usethequarter,younglady.
CUTTO:
145INT.DIRK'SGARAGENIGHT
Dirkrantsandraves,vergingontears,circlingthecar.Scotty,Reedand
Toddarenowhomeandlookingatthedamage
REED
Howfastwereyougoing?
DIRK
Fuck,Idunno.Ninety.
SCOTTYJ.
Ninetymilesanhour?
DIRK
Shit,yeah.I'mluckyI'mnotdead.
TODD
Thisisalotofdamage.
REED
Atleastit'sdriveable.
DIRK
It'snovedriveable,lookatit.
OCwehearthePHONERINGING.Scottymovestogetit.
DIRK
Justletitring,wegottadealwiththis
REED
Atleastitstillworks,Dirk.

DIRK
Youcan'tjustdriveaCorvettedown
thestreetlookinglikethat,Reed.
C'mon,man.Bereasonable.
REED
Howyougonnapayforit?
DIRK
I'llfindawaytopayforit.
Thisistoppriority,Reed:
Mycarhasgottogetfixed.
TODD
Itcouldbeliketwo/threethousand
dollarsworthofdamage,Dirk.
DIRK
So?
TODD
Idunno.
DIRK
Wegottagetthosefuckin'demotapes,too.
Imeanit...let'sgokickthatguy'sass
orsomething...ifwecouldgetthosedemo
tapes,thenwegettherecorddeal,then
theVettegetsfixed.Youcannotdrive
aCorvettedownthestreetlookinglikethis,
youjustcan't.
CUTTO:
146INT.DENNY'SNIGHTMOMENTSLATER

BeckyissittinginaboothacrossfromtheMr.Brown.She'scrying.
BECKY
Idon'tknowwheretogo.Idon't
haveanywheretogo,Ican'tgetanywhere.
MR.BROWN
It'salright.It'salright,younglady.
BECKY
I'msosorrytomakeyouhearthis.
MR.BROWN
Iwanttohelpyou.
BECKY
No,Ican't.
MR.BROWN
Youneedhelp.Youneedsomeplaceto
sleepandtowash.Iwanttohelpyou.
BECKY
You'reaniceman.
BEAT.
EndSequence"D"CUTTOBLACK:
147OMITTED
148OMITTED
149OMITTED
150OMITTED
TITLECARD:"SixMonthsLater"
CUTTO:
151OMITTED
152OMITTED
153OMITTED

154OMITTED
155INT.HEARINGROOMCOURTBUILDINGDAY
Amberissittinginaroomwithalongdesk,afewchairsandfluorescent
lights.AmiddleagedfemaleJUDGEentersandgreetsher
JUDGE
Hello.YoumustbeMaggie?
AMBER
Yes.
JUDGE
I'mKathleenO'Malley.Thejudge.
AMBER
Yes.
JUDGE
Youhavealawyerwithyou?
AMBER
No.Idon't.Idonot.
Theysitinsilence.TheJudgelooksoveracoupleoffiles.Momentslater,
Amber'sexhusband,THOMAS(late30s)stepsinwithhisLAWYER.Theyall
takeseats.
LAWYER
Hello,Judge.
Introductionshappen,etc.BEAT.TheJudgelooksoversomefiles
JUDGE
You'vebeendivorcedforsixyears.
AMBER
Yes.Since1977.
JUDGE
(tolawyer)
Andtheagreementonthemoneysettlement

wastakencareof?
LAWYER
Yes.
JUDGE
So.Whatwe'retalkingaboutthen
iscomingtoanagreementoncustodyofAndrew?
AMBER
Yes.
JUDGE
Whatwasdecidedduringthedivorce?
LAWYER
Initially,Andrewwentwithhisfather,
andvisitationwasgiventohismotheron
(looksatapaper)
fromSaturdayNoontoSundayatseven.
WithhismotherentitledtobringAndrew
toherhomeoranyreasonableplace.
JUDGE
(toAmber)
Wasthattheunderstanding?
AMBER
Yes.
JUDGE
Andwhywasn'tthatvisitingprivilegehonored?
THOMAS
Well,itwasforatime
AMBER

Ionlysawhimtwice.
THOMAS
Itsaid,"reasonableplace,"andIdidn't
thinkahouseofdrugsandprostitution
andpornographywasthat.
JUDGE
I'msorry,whatisitthatyou
THOMAS
Myexwifeisinvolvedinthepornography
businessIdidn'tthinkthatenvironment
wasasafeplaceformyson.
AMBER
Thisisnotright.Mysonwasnever
exposedtopornographicmaterialor
drugsoranyofthesethings,myhusband
justassumed
THOMAS
Isawitwithmyowneye.
PAUSE.Amberhasnoresponse.TheJudgelooksdownatthefile.
JUDGE
Didyouregisterthisasacomplaint?
LAWYER
Myclientdidn'tofficiallyregister,
butIthinkthecircumstancecalled
forsomethingimmediateforthe
safetyofthechild.
JUDGE
Howoldistheboynow?

THOMAS
He'stwelve.
AMBER
He'llbethirteennextmonth.
JUDGE
Wheredoyoulivenow?
THOMAS
WeliveinLongBeach.Ihaveajob
thereandmynewwifeishomewithhim.
(pause)
Yousee,theproblemis,Judge,isthat
myexwifeisasick...sheisaverysick
personandsheneedshelp.Shedealsin
drugsandsexforaliving
AMBER
Idon'tdodrugs.
LAWYER
Yourhonor,shehasbeeninandout
oftroublewiththelawonquiteafew
occasionsregardingthissortofthing.
AMBER
No.No.Notanymore
CAMERAHOLDSONAMBER.ShewatchestheJudge.OCthere'sthesoundof
papersshuffling.
JUDGE(OC)
Haveyoueverbeenarrested?
AMBER
Yes.

JUDGE(OC)
Whenwasthelasttimeyouwere
arrested...whatwasthecharge...?
CAMERADOLLIESINCLOSEONAMBER.
CUTTO:
156EXT.ALLEYBEHINDTHECOURTBUILDINGDAYLATER
Amberleansagainstawall,cryinghereyesout.HOLD.
CUTTO:
TITLECARD,OVERBLACK:"Sunday,December11,1983"
157INT.LIMOUSINENIGHTMOVING
CAMERA'SPOVisaCAMCORDERoperatedbyKURTLONGJOHN.JACK,dressedina
tuxedo,sitsinthebackofthelimowithROLLERGIRL,who'swearinga
fulllengthfurcoat,lingerieunderneath.
JACK(intoCAMERA)
Okay,okay,okay.Welcometotheexperiment.
ThisisJackHorner,comingtoyoufromthe
insideofalimousinethatatthismoment
isheadingWestdownVenturaBlvd.Ihave
withmealittleprincessintheworld
ofadultfilmthelovelyMissRollergirl.
ROLLERGIRL
Hello,hello,howdy.
JACK
Areyoureadytodowhatwe'regonnado?
ROLLERGIRL
Ready,ready.ReadylikeFreddy.
JACK
WeareOnTheLookout.That'swhat

we'llcallthisOnTheLookout.
We'rejustgonnadriveondownVentura,
headingwest,likeIsaidandsee
whatwefind.Maybewefindsomenew,
youngstudwhowantstotakeashot
andgethotandheavywithRollergirl
backhereinthelimoandwe'llcapture
itonvideo.Thisisafirst,ladiesand
gentleman.Afirstinpornhistory.
Whoknowswhatcouldhappen...?
Maybewecomeacrosssomeguy,maybesomegirl?
Seeifthey'dliketogetsoftandsticky?
CUTTO:
158EXT.ELPUEBLOMOTELNIGHT
EstablishingshotofacrapmotelinStudioCity.Dirk'sDAMAGEDCORVETTE
isparkedoutfrontwithaUHALLconnected.
CUTTO:
159INT.ELPUEBLOMOTELTHATMOMENT
Dirk,Reed,ToddandScottyJ.havemovedintoasmallmotelwithtwobeds
andafoldoutcouch.Scottyissittingononebedwatchingtelevision
dressedinhisUNION76GASSTATIONUNIFORM.
Dirkisgettingdressed,Reedistryingtogethisattention
DIRK
WherethefuckisTodd?
REED
C'mon,Dirk,seriously
DIRK
What?Idunno,okay?Okay.Idon'tknow.
REED

Wehavetosellyourcar.
DIRK
Iwillnotdoit,Reed.
REED
Whatelseistheretodo,Dirk?
Huh?Wehavenothingleft.
DIRK
Iworkedwaytoofuckinghardfor
thatcar...whatamIsupposedtodo...?
REED
Itsolvesallourproblems.
DIRK
IwillnotsellmyCorvette:Simpleasthat.
WherethefuckisTodd?Wherearemyjeans?
SCOTTYJ.
Whatareyoulookingfor?
DIRK
Myjeans
SCOTTYJ.
Thecooloneswiththething?
DIRK
Allmyjeansarecool,Scotty.
SCOTTY
Sorry.
ToddentersandholdsupanENVELOPE.
TODD
Gotit.
DIRK

Wherethefuckhaveyoubeen?
TODD
Gettingsomeshit...
DirknoticesthatToddiswearingtheJEANShewaslookingfor.
DIRK
Whatthefuckisthat?
TODD
What?
DIRK
Thosearemyjeans,Todd.I've
beenlookingforthose.
TODD
YousaidIcouldborrowthem.
DIRK
Ineversaidthat.
TODD
Ithoughtyoudid.
SCOTTYJ.
CanIcomewithyou,Dirk?
DIRK
Givememyfuckin'jeansback,Todd.Seriously.
TODD
Sorry.
ToddgetsoutofthejeansandgivesthemovertoDirk,whoputsthemonas
ReedandScottylookon
REED
Dirk,pleasewegottadealwith
thismoneysituation.

DIRK
Yeah,yeah,yeah.
SCOTTYJ.
Whereareyougoin',Dirk?
DIRK
Goin'out.
SCOTTYJ.
CanIgowithyou?
Dirkisoutthedoor.
CUTTO:
160INT.LIMOPARKEDNIGHTCONTINUED
ThelimoispulledoverandJackisspeakingthroughthewindowtosome
YOUNGCOLLEGESTUDENT,wearingabackpack.(Thiskidisoneoftheboyswho
wasmakingsexualgesturestoRollergirlearlierinthemovie).
JACK
Whatdoyousay?
COLLEGEKID
Idunnoyoumeanit.
JACK
Anythingyouwannadoyoudoit.
Doyouseethisyoungladyhere?
COLLEGEKID
Yeah.
JACK
Youlikewhatyousee?
COLLEGEKID
Sure.
JACK

Thengetinhereanddowhatyouwant.
TheCollegeKidgetsinthecar,sitsnexttoRollergirl,whonodshello.
Shemayormaynotrecognizehim.Jackgetsintheseatopposite(behind
theCAMERA).
JACK
Youastudent?
COLLEGEKID
Um...um...yeah.
JACK
Oh,great.Wheredoyougotoschool?
COLLEGEKID
Um...uh...doIhavetosay?
JACK
No,no.Anyway.How'dyouliketogoround
withRollergirl?Haveyouseenherfilmwork?
COLLEGEKID
...yeah...yeahIhave.
(toRollergirl)
Wewatchyourfilmsinmyfrathouse.
IgotoCSUN.Thefuckin'guysarenever
gonnabelievethis
JACK
Alright...fantasticcool...
COLLEGEKID
Ithinkwemetoncebefore,actually.
ROLLERGIRL
Really?
BEAT.
COLLEGEKID

Iknowyou...wewenttoschooltogether.
Wewenttohighschooltogether.
...you'reBrandy,right?Brandy'syourname.
Rollergirllookscaught.Jacklookssurprisedtohearthis...
CUTTO:
161EXT.STUDIOCITY/ALLEYWAYNIGHT(LATER)
Dirkisstandinginanalleyway.HEADLIGHTSFLOATACROSSAWALL,CATCHINGA
GLIMPSEOFDIRK.AsmallToyotadrivesupandstopsnexttoDirk.AFIGURE
insidethecarspeaks
FIGURE
Hello.
DIRK
Hey.
FIGURE
Areyouwaitingforsomeone?
DIRK
...yeah.I'mwaitingforsomeone.
I'mnotsureifthey'regonnashowupthough.
FIGURE
Youwannawaitinthecar?
BEAT.DirkgetsintotheToyota.Itdrivesaboutfiftyyardsdownthealley
andmakesaturninto
CUTTO:
162EXT.EMPTYPARKINGLOTNIGHTTHATMOMENT
TheToyotawithDirkpullsaroundandparks.
CUTTO:
163INT.TOYOTAPARKEDNIGHTTHATMOMENT
CAMERAholdsaprofile2shotonDirkinthef.g.andthedriverinthe
b.g.ThedriverisayoungSURFERkidinhislate20s.

SURFER
I'mJoe.
DIRK
Dirk.
(beat)
DoyouknowwhoIam?
SURFER
...No...
DIRK
MynameisDirkDiggler.
SURFER
No...Imean...you'reaguy...I'm
helpingyouout....
DIRK
Yeah.
SURFER
So...whatdoyouwanttodo?
DIRK
I'm...it'swhatyouwant.
SURFER
...Iwannawatchyou.Imean,I'mnotgay.
Ijustwanna.Maybeyoucanjerkoff
alittleandIcanwatch.MaybeI'lljoin
in,butfornowIjustwannawatch.
Dirknodshisheadalittle.HOLD.
DIRK
Twentybucks.
SURFER

TenisallIhave...
CUTTO:
164INT.LIMOMOVINGMOMENTSLATER
Thelimoismovingnow.JackissittingbehindtheCAMERA.TheLIGHTheld
abovetheCamcorderSHINESbrightlyonthem.
RollergirlandtheCollegeKidstruggleintheseat.Hehassometrouble
removinghispantsandshetriestohelpalittle,butit'sprettyobvious
she'snotenjoyingthis.Jacktriestocoachthemfromthesidelines
JACK
Alright,there,palmakeitlook
good,makeitsexydon'tjustram
yourwayupandinthere
TheCollegeKiddoesn'trespond.
JACK
Hey,hey,hey...takeitslowand
makeitkinky,kid.C'mon.
ThinkofMissLovelyRollergirl
asabeautifulinstrumentthatyou
needtoplay...c'monnow...slowdown...
Pretendyou'rejustawonderfulstud,
pretendyou'reawonderfulstudthat's
justreadytomeltherpussy...hey,kid...?
Areyoulisteningtome?Heyhey
COLLEGEKID
Justletmedomything,man.
JACK
Cut.Stop.Cut.
TheCollegeKidlooksalittlepissed,Rollergirlpusheshimoff
ROLLERGIRL

Thisisstupid,Jack.
JACK
Iknow...thisisn'tworkingout.
COLLEGEKID
That'sit?
JACK(OC)
Yeah,that'sall.Sorryfortheinconvenience.
TheCollegeKidpullshispantson.
COLLEGEKID
Yougotmehardyoucouldatleast
jackmeofforsomething,lady.
ROLLERGIRL
Whatthefuckdidyousay?
COLLEGEKID
It'snotsocooltoleaveme
withahardon.
ROLLERGIRL
Fuckyou.
COLLEGEKID
Nicelifeyou'vegothere.Should
beproudofwhatyou'vebecome...
TheCollegeKidlaughsalittle,headsoutofthecar,turnsbacktoJack
andsays:
COLLEGEKID
Yourfuckin'filmssucknowanyway.
ANGLE,CU.JACK
CAMERADOLLIESINALITTLEINSLOWMOTION.Hefreaksout.
JackCHARGESoutofthelimoTACKLINGtheCollegeKidtotheGround.He

startstoBEATtheshitoutofhim...
CUTTO:
165INT.TOYOTAPARKEDTHATMOMENT
Dirkzipshispantsopen.TheSurferkid'seyeswatchclosely.Dirkpulls
outhiscockandtheSurferkidlookssurprised,speakssotto
SURFER
...holyshit...that'snice...that's...big...
Dirknods,looksdown.
SURFER
Whydon'tyoujerkitalittle,
getithard?Iwannaseeitgethard.
Dirk'shandtoucheshiscockandhestartstomasturbatealittle.The
Surferkidwatches.CAMERABEGINSAPAINFULLYSLOWZOOMINTOPROFILEXCU.
ONDIRK.
SURFER
...maybe...doitharder...
Dirkdoesitharderandfaster.
SURFER
Getyourhandwet.
DIRK
...bequiet...
Dirktriestodoitfasterandharder.
SURFER
...c'mon...c'mon...c'mon...
Dirktriesharderandfasterbutonlygetsmorefrustrated.Hevergeson
tears,lookstotheSurferKid.
DIRK
Ican't...Ican'tgetithard...Ican't.
I'msorry
SUDDENLY:

APICKUPTRUCKcarryingTHREEPUNKKIDSSLAMSONITSBRAKESINFRONTOF
DIRKINTHETOYOTA.Dirklooksupinshock,turnshisheadtotheSurfer
Kidwhosays
SURFER
Youshouldn'tdothissortofthing,faggot.
SurferPUNCHESDirkintheface...
CUTTO:
166EXT.VENTURABLVD.NIGHTTHATMOMENT
JackcontinuestoBEATtheCollegeKidandyellathim
JACK
YOUHAVESOMEFUCKINGRESPECT.
YOULITTLEPRICK.YOUHAVESOMEGODDAMN
RESPECTFORTHATGIRL.SHE'SASTAR,
AWONDERFULCHILDANDASTAR.Youthink
you'reworthytofuckheryou'renot
worthytoTOUCHherthewayyoufuck
whotaughtyou?WHOTAUGHTYOUHOWTOFUCK
THATWAY?YOU'REANAMATEUR.ANAMATEUR.
HeKICKStheCollegeKidagainandagain...CAMERADOLLIESINON
ROLLERGIRLasshewatches.Sherollsover...standsaBEAToverthe
CollegeKid...andthengoescrazy...sheSMASHEShisfacewithher
ROLLERSKATESoverandoverandover
ROLLERGIRL
YOUDON'TEVERDISRESPECTME.
ShebreaksdownCRYINGandSCREAMING...Jackpullsheroff...
CUTTO:
167EXT.PARKINGLOTTHATMOMENT
TheFOURSURFERPUNKSdragDirkfromthecarandproceedtobeattheshit
outofhim.Kickingandpunchinghim,callingout
SURFERS

LittleFuckin'Fag.DonkeyDick.
Youdon'tdothis.Youdon't.
TheycontinuetoyellandscreamandkickandpunchDirkandeventually
peeloutoftheparkinglot.Dirkmoansandcriesandholdshisstomachin
pain.Hecoughsupsomebloodandvomit..
CAMERAPANSawayfromhim,lookingoutofthealleyway,towardVentura
Blvd.HOLDWIDEANGLEONTHESTREET,EMPTYFRAME,THEN
TheWHITELIMOcarryingJackandRollergirlcruisesPAST.
ANGLE,INTHESTREEET,MOMENTLATER.
TheWHITELIMOdrivesPASTCAMERALFT.HOLD,THENBUCK'SCARentersin
CAMERART.AndwePICKUPANDPANwithitinto
CUTTO:
168EXT.DONUTSHOP/VENTURABLVD.NIGHT
Buck'scarpullsupandparksinfrontofthedonutshop.CAMERADOLLIESIN
CLOSE.Jessieisinthepassengerseat,Buckleavestheenginerunning
BUCK
Whatdoyouwant,honey?
JESSIE
Iwant...um...applefritter...Jelly...
Anduh...chocolatewithsprinkles...and
abearclaw,too...
BuckgetsoutofthecarandwerevealthatsheisSIXMONTHSPREGNANT.
Bucklooksdown
BUCK
How'smylittlekungfufighter?
JESSIE
He'skickingassinsidemystomach.
BUCK
That'saboy.
CUTTO:
169INT.DONUTSHOPNIGHT

Buckentersandlooksatsomedonuts,helpedbytheDONUTBOYbehindthe
counter.AMIDDLEAGEDMANinacamouflagebaseballhatsitsinthecorner
eatingadonutandsomecoffee,reading'GunsandAmmo.'
DONUTBOY
CanIhelpyou?
BUCK
Yeah...I'mgonnagetadozen...
TheDonutBoygetsaboxandBuckstartstopointout
BUCK
Lemmegettwobearclaws...applefritter...
Twochocolate...twosprinkles...gimme
someofthoseglazed...howmanyisthat?
AtthatmomentaPUERTORICANKIDwalksin,pullsaREVOLVERfromhis
pocketandpointsattheDonutBoy.
PUERTORICANKID
Emptythesafe.Behindthesodamachine.
BUCK
JesusChrist.
ThePuertoRicanKidSWINGSHISAIMatBuck.
PUERTORICANKID
Don'ttalk...shutthefuckup...
(aimsbackatDonutBoy)
Okay...emptythesafe...
DonutBoystartstoemptythesafe,puttingthemoneyinapapersack...
Buckisfrozen...
TheMIDDLEAGEDMANinthecornerreachesintohiscoatpocketandpulls
outanextremelyBIGGUN...
TheMiddleAgedManSHOOTSthePuertoRicanKidintheBACK...
...thePuertoRicanKidturnsandreturnsFIRE,hittingtheMiddleAged
ManwithabulletintheFACE...

...TheMiddleAgedMangetsanotherwildSHOToffbeforeheexpiresand
thatbullethitstheDonutBoyintheCHEST...
So:TheDonutBoyisdead,ThePuertoRicanKidfallstothefloordeadand
theMiddleAgedManisfacedowndeadinhisdonutandcoffee...
BloodisALLOVERBuck...hestandsforalongmoment...
CU.THEBAGOFMONEYONTHEFLOOR
CU.BUCK.
Helooksatit.SLOWZOOMIN.BEAT.
Buckleansdown,picksuptheBAGFULLOFMONEYandwalksoutofthedonut
shop.
FADEOUT.
TITLECARD,OVERBLACK:"OneLastThing"
170INT.ELPUEBLOMOTELROOMNIGHT
Reed,ToddandDirksitaroundatable.Dirkisbandaged.ScottyJ.is
minglingaroundthebackground.CAMERADOESASLOW360AROUNDTHETABLE.
TODD
Alright.Ithinkthiscouldbethething.
Somethingtohelpusscorealittleextracash.
Ithinkifwedecidetodothis,wegotta
beonehundredpercent.
REED
Iagree.
TODD
Thisguy'snameisRahadJackson.
He'sgotmoremoneythanGodandtwice
asmuchcoke,crackandsmack.He'llbuy
justaboutanythinganybodywantstosellhim.
Hejustlikespeoplehangingoutathishouse
andpartying.
DIRK

Howdoyouknowhim?
TODD
HeusedtocomeintoPartyBoys
onceinawhile.Mutrixintroducedme
DIRK
Andhowwouldwedoit,exactly?
Imean,howwoulditallgodown?
TODD
It'slikethis:Icallhimup,
tellhimIgothalfakeyofqualitystuff.
REED
Doyouhavehisphonenumber?
TODD
Yeah.Sowecallhimup,givehimtheprice.
DIRK
Howmuch?
TODD
Halfakeyforlike...fivethousandbucks.
Splititthreeways
DIRK
That'senoughtogetmyVettefixed.
TODD
That'sright.Sowesetupthedeal,
dumphalfakiloofbakingsodaina
bagandwalkovertohishouseBOOM.
Righttherethiscouldbeaniftybit
o'hustlebustle.

REED
Doyouhavehisaddress?
TODD
Fuckin',Reed,yeahIhavehisaddress,c'mon.
DIRK
Whatifhetestsitout?
TODD
Hewon't.
DIRK
Howdoyouknow?
TODD
Iknowhewon't.I'mpositive.Believeme.
REED
It'saprettygoodidea.
DIRK
Ithinkweshouldgoforit.
ScottyJ.comesovertothetable.
SCOTTYJ.
Youguysshouldbecarefulwiththis.
DIRK
Scotty?
SCOTTYJ.
What?
DIRK
Just...y'know...mindyerownbusiness.
SCOTTYJ.
Sorry.
ECUBakingsodapouredinaplasticbag.

ECUTheplasticbagwrappedinabrownpapersack.
ECUDirk'scarkeysgrabbedoffthetable.
CUTTO:
171OMITTED
172EXT.RAHADJACKSON'SHOUSENIGHT
TheCorvettepullsupinfrontofatackyonestoryhouseinthehillsof
StudioCity.TheCorvettestopsandCAMERADOLLIESINQUICK.Dirk,Reed,
Toddsitintheparkedcar.Insotto
DIRK
Okay.
TODD
Youguysreadyforthis?
REED
Iam.
TODD
Dirk?
DIRK
Me?Yeah...yeah,I'mready.Iwasbornready.
TODD
Alright.
Toddtakesouta.45AUTOMATICPISTOLandloadsacartridge.
DIRK
Whatthefuckisthat?
TODD
It'sabiggun.
DIRK
Iknow,butwhy?
TODD

Justincase,justincase.Let'sgo.
TheypileoutofthedamagedCorvetteandwalkup.CAMERA(STEADICAM)
followsthem.
REED
I'mnervous.
TODD
It'llbeokay.
REED
Let'sgetinandout,inandout.
TODD
Nottooquickthatlookssuspicious.
Lemmedothetalking
Theyarriveandringthedoorbell.
CUTTO:
173INT.RAHADJACKSON'SHOUSENIGHTTHATMOMENT
AreallybigfatblackBODYGUARDcomestothedoorandopensup:
BODYGUARD
Hello.Comeonin.
Thebodyguardleadsthemdownahallandintoatackyandspacious,sunken
LIVINGROOM.
They'regreetedbyamaninasilkrobe,slightlyopentoshowsomebikini
briefsandathinsheenofsweatcoveringhisbody:RAHADJACKSON(late
40s).
Offinacorneroftheroom,aYOUNGASIANKIDiscasuallythrowingsome
FIRECRACKERSaround.
RahadisDANCINGaroundbyhimselftoNIGHTRANGER,"SISTERCHRISTIAN."He
spotsthemen
RAHAD
Hello,friends.WhichoneisTodd?
TODD
That'sme.Wemetbeforeattheclub

RAHAD
Oh,yeah.Comeoninhere.
TODD
ThesearemyfriendsDirkandReed.
RAHAD
Greattomeetyou.Youguyswantsomething
todrinkorapillorsomecoke
orsomedope?
DIRK/REED/TODD
Nothankyou,thanks,no.
RAHAD
Sowhatdowehave,wehave,something,yeah?
TODD
Hereitis...halfakey...it'sreallygood,
ifyouwannatestitout
RAHAD
Oh,waitaminute,Ilovethispart:
(singsalong)
"SISTERCHRISTIAN,THERE'SSOMUCH
INLIFE,DON'TYOUGIVEITUPBEFORE
YOURTIMEISDUE...IT'STRUE!"
(toDirk)
Thissongissoamazing.
Anyway:What'stheprice?
TODD
Wewerethinkingfivethousand.
RAHAD

That'sgood.Noproblem,cool,cool.
TheBodyguardbringsoveraPAPERBAGFULLOFCASHandhandsthebagto
ToddinexchangeforthePAPERBAGFULLOFBAKINGSODA.
ReedwatchestheBodyguardtakethebagandnoticessomething.REED'SPOV:
aSHOULDERHOLSTERholdsa.45AutomaticPistol.
RahaddoesanairguitarsolototheNightRangersong...hewalks
acrosstheroom,picksupaCOKEPIPEandlookstotheguys
RAHAD
Youwannaplaybaseball?
DIRK/REED/TODD
Nothankyou.
Rahadstrokesthepipewhiledancing.Dirklooksacrosstoanopenbedroom
door.
DIRK'SPOV:Throughthecrackinthedoor,wecanseeabloody,battered
YOUNGBLACKWOMANinasilkrobe...she'sfollowedbyanotherYOUNGWHITE
GIRLinnothing.
RAHAD(OC)
Checkthisout
HetakesoutanickelplatedREVOLVERandloadsasinglebullet,spinsthe
chamberandputsittohisheadandsings
RAHAD
SISTERCHRISTIANOHTHETIMEHAS
COME...ANDYOUKNOWTHATYOU'RE
THEONLYONETOSAY...OK...
Hepullsthetrigger...Click...hesmilesandcasuallyspeaks
RAHAD
Iputamixtapetogetherofall
myfavoritesongs...Thisissongnumber
three...Iloveputtingmixtapestogether,
youknow...ifyoubuyanalbumortapeor
something,thoseguysputthesongsintheir

orderandtheytryandsayhowyoushouldlisten
tothesongs,butIdon'tlikethat.
Idon'tliketobetoldwhattolisten
to,whentolistentooranything...
TheNightRangersongFADESOUT...BEAT...RahadsmilesattheAsian
Kidwho'scasuallythrowingsomefirecrackersaround.
RAHAD
(toDirk/Reed/Todd)
He'sChinese...helovestoset
offfirecrackers...
REOSPEEDWAGON,"CAN'TFIGHTTHISFEELING,"beginstoplay.
RAHAD
ICAN'TFIGHTTHISFEELINGANYLONGER
ANDYETI'MSTILLAFRAIDTOLETITFLOW.
WHATSTARTEDOUTASFRIENDSHIPHASGROWN
STRONGERIONLYWISHIHADTHESTRENGTH
TOLETITSHOW
DIRK
Well...Ithinkmaybe...webettergetgoing
RAHAD
No,stay.Hangout.We'llparty.
DIRK
No,wereallygottasplit.
Wehavetobesomewhereandwe
DirkandRahadcontinuetohaggleaboutleaving/notleaving.CAMERABEGINS
ASLOWDOLLYINTOACUONTODD.
TODD
We'reNotLeavingYet.
DirkandReedlookatTodd.Hestandsup.

TODD
We'reherenowandwewantsomethingelse.
HeyHey.WeWantSomethingElseFromYou.
RAHAD
What?
DIRK
Toddwhatthehellareyoudoing?
TODD
Inthemasterbedroom,underthebed,
inafloorsafe...Youunderstand?
TheBodyguardturnshishead.DirkandReedareconfused
DIRK
Todd...whatthefuck,man,c'mon
TODD
Shutup,Dirk.ItoldyouIgotaplan.
Igotagoodplan.
RAHAD
Areyoukiddin'mekittie?
TODD
NoI'mnot.I'mnotkidding.Wewant
what'sinthesafe.Wewantwhat'sin
thesafeinthefloorunderthebedin
themasterbedroom.
DIRK
Todddon'tbecrazy.
(toRahad)
Sirwedon'tknowanythingaboutthis.

Thisisnotthethingthatwewanted.
TODD
SHUTTHEFUCKUP,DIRK.
TheBODYGUARDreachesintohiscoat...
...ToddpullshisREVOLVERquicklyandAIMSattheBodyguard.
TODD
Don'treachforyourgun.
...RahadreactsbyAIMINGHISGUNATTODD...
RAHAD
Youdon'twannadothis,friendly.
TODD
You'veonlygotonebullet.
RahadPULLSTHETRIGGER...abulletFIRESfromthegunandstrikesTodd
intheSHOULDER...theguninhishandfallstothefloorandhe
stumblesback...
...TheBodyguardtakesthismomenttoGRABHISOWNGUNfromtheholster
andFIREoffshotsatDirkandReed...
...BulletsgrazepastthemandtheyDUCKFORCOVER...
...TheGIRLSinthebedroomSCREAMandSHOUTatthegunfire...
...ASTRAYBULLETHITStheASIANKIDintheheart,buthedoesn'tfall.
..
...TODDreachesholdofhisgun,crouchesforcoverandFIRESabullet
STRAIGHTINTOtheBodyguard...whofallsbackDEAD...Toddlooks
rightandsees:
RAHADscuttlesintothebedroomwiththewomen...Toddlooksoverhis
shouldertoDirkandReed
DIRK
WHATTHEFUCKAREYOUDOING,TODD?
TODD
Hewentinthebedroom.
DIRK

AREYOUCRAZY?WHENDIDYOUGOCRAZY?
TODD
He'sgotcashandcokeinthesafe
underthebedifweleavehere
withoutitwe'refools.
REED
Let'sjustsplit,let'sjustsplit
rightnow,Todd.Don'tbestupid.
Thiswasn'tpartofthedeal.
TODD
I'mgoin'inthatbedroomandgetwhat's
inthatsafe.Areyoucoming?
DIRK
Fuckno.Todd.Don't.Don'tdoit.
Toddgetsupandheadsforthebedroomwithhisrevolverattheready...
heinchesclosertothedoorandtwiststhedoorknob,thenKICKSTHEDOOR
OPEN
...Rahadisstandingrightthere,holdingaSAWEDOFFSHOTGUN.Hepulls
thetrigger...Toddblinks...
...Rahad'sSHOTGUNBLASTblowsToddBACKandUPintheairaboutfifteen
feet...heFALLStothegroundwithaHOLEinhisSTOMACHaboutthesize
ofabasketball...RahadcallsouttoDirkandReed
RAHAD
C'monout,littlepuppies.Youwantto
comeandsee,comeandsee,togetwhat
iscomingdown.Comingdown.
Rahadpeersoutfromhisbedroom,seesasliverofDirkbehindthewall.
RahadFIRESHISSHOTGUN...whichcutsrightpastDirk'sheadandSHREDS
thewallnearhim...
ReedandDirkmakeaDASHforthefrontdoor...
...RahadFIRESanothershot...

...aBLASTBREEZESPASTTHEIRHEADS...
DirkandReedmakeitOUTSIDE...Rahadchasesafterthem...
CUTTO:
174EXT.RAHAD'SHOUSETHATMOMENT
ReedandDirkmakeadashfortheCorvettethey'restepsawaywhena
SHOTGUNBLASTBLOWSINTOTHEPASSENGER'SSIDEDOOR
Reedheadsawayfromthecarmakesarundiagonallyacrossthestreet
forshelterbehindsomeSHRUBSandTREES(hegetslostfromCAMERA)
Dirkgetsaroundtothedriver'ssideoftheCorvette,shieldedand
crouchedheopensthedoorandstartstogetin
ANOTHERSHOTBLOWSTHEPASSENGER'SSIDEWINDOWOUT.
GLASSSPRAYSINHISEYESANDHISHANDSLIPSDOWN,RELEASINGTHEEMERGENCY
BRAKEOFTHECARWHICHBEGINSTOROLLDOWNTHESTREET
Dirkstumblesbackfromthecar.Helookstothehouse:
RahadisabouttoFIREtheshotgunagain...
...helooksdownthestreet:theCorvetteisROLLINGawayandpickingup
speedasitgoesdownthehill
Dirkgetsonhisfeetandmakesarunforthecar,RahadFIRES...
...Dirkcatchesupwiththecar,hopsingetsthekeyintheignition
andstartsitup,peelsoffdownthestreet
CUTTO:
175INT.DIRK'SCORVETTEMOMENTSLATER
Dirkpullsaroundandstopsamoment.Helooksaroundhelooksbackin
hisrearviewmirror.
DIRK
FuckFuckFuck.
CUTTO:
176EXT.STREETNEARBYTHATMOMENT
ReedisrunningFULLSPEEDdownaresidentialstreet,inandoutof
backyardsandoverfences,dodgingattackdogs,etc.
CUTTO:
177INT.RAHADJACKSON'SHOUSETHATMOMENT

RAHADstormsaroundhishouse,theSHOTGUNinhishand.Thetwobattered
YOUNGWOMENareshakingandshiveringinacorner
RAHAD
Whatthefuck...whatthefuck...whatthefuck.
Rahadrantsandravesincoherently,setsdowntheshotgunforamomentto
takeahitfromhiscrackpipe.ADISCOsongisplayingLOUDLYandRahadis
dancing.HOLD,THEN:
ANGLE,AWALLINTHEHOUSE
aredflashhitsthewall...thenablueflashhitsthewall.
ANGLE,RAHAD
helooksatthewallandseestheredblueflash.
CAMERADOLLIESINONRAHAD.Hesmiles.
MoreREDBLUEFLASHEShitthehouseandtheSOUNDSofPOLICEACTIONstart
toBUILD...
RAHAD
It'scomingdown,comingdown.
...RAHADPICKSUPTHESHOTGUN,SMASHESTHEWINDOWANDFIRESOFFASHOT
TOWARDSTHEOCPOLICEACTION...
...OCPOLICEFIREBACKABOUTONEMILLIONBULLETSTHATRIPINTORAHAD,
SENDINGHIMBACK,STUMBLINGACROSSTHEHOUSE,FURTHERANDFURTHER...
BULLETSRIPINTOTHETWOGIRLS,KILLINGTHEM.
OVERHEADANGLE,STRAIGHTDOWN:
Rahad'sdeadbodyfallsnexttoTodd'sdeadbody...aBEATlater,the
AsianKidfinallyfallsover,facedownnexttothem...
QUICKFADEOUT,CUTTO:
178OMITTED
179OMITTED
180INT.DIRK'SCORVETTEMOVINGNIGHT
HOLDCU.ONDIRK.He'sdrivingfast.Paranoidandfreaked.Thecarstarts
tosputter...slows...Dirkpanicswhenheseesthegastank...
ECU.TheGasTankDisplay.Theorangleneedleison,"E."
CUTTO:

TITLECARD:"FourteenMilesLater"
CUTTO:
181EXT.STREET/OUTSIDELOSANGELESDAWN(LATER)
Dirk'scarisoutofgas.Hepushesthecaroffthemainboulevardanddown
asidestreet.
CUTTO:
182EXT.SIDESTREETTHATMOMENT
Dirkpusheshiscardownasmallculdesac,hopsinandpullsthe
emergencybrake.
Helooksaroundamoment.HOLD.CAMERADOLLIESINCLOSEONHISFACE.He
looksatthestreetsigns.
OVERHEADANGLE,INTERSECTION.
Dirkwalkstothemiddleoftheintersectionandlooksupatthesignposts.
Itreads,"TroostStreet."
Hewalksdownthisstreet,lookingatthehouses.Hewalksafulltwo
blocksdown,stops,looks:He'sstandinginfrontofhisPARENTSHOUSE.It
looksjustthesame.
AyoungPAPERBOYridespastandthrowsthepaper,hittingDirkinthehead.
Hehesitates,thenwalksupthesteps
CAMERAMOVESINSLOWLYONTHEDOOR,LANDSINACU.OVERHISSHOULDER.He
knocks.Momentslater...thedooropensAyoungwomaninabathrobe
withaBABYonherhipopensthedoor.ThisisSHERYLLYNN,whowemet
earlier.
SHERYLLYNN
Yes?
DIRK
...hello.
SHERYLLYNN
CanIhelpyou?
BEAT.
SHERYLLYNN
Eddie...?Eddie.
Dirkhesitatesamoment,thenrecognizesSherylLynn.

DIRK
...whatareyoudoinghere?Where'smymother?
SHERYLLYNN
Eddie...Ican'tbelieveit...
DIRK
...I'mlookingformymother...
I'mlookingformyfatherandmother.
SHERYLLYNN
Eddie,honey...myGod...youjust...
DIRK
Whyareyouinthishouse?Idon't
wanttoseeyou,Iwantmymother.
SHERYLLYNN
Iliveherenow.Withmyhusband.
DIRK
Where'smymom?
SHERYLLYNN
Youshouldcomein
BEAT.HOLDCU.ONDIRK.
DIRK
No...no.JesusChrist,Iknowwhat
you'regonnasay
SHERYLLYNN
Eddie,Icantellyouwhathappened,
justletmetellyouinsidehere
DIRK
Justtellme.Justtellme.

SHERYLLYNN
Theypassed...lastMay
Thebabystartstocry.Dirkdoesn'tmove
DIRK
...how...?
SHERYLLYNN
Eddie,comeinsiderightnow,please.
DIRK
YOUTELLME,LADY.
SHERYLLYNN
Therewasnowaytofindyou,toget
intouchwithyou.Totellyouallthesethings
DIRK
TELLMERIGHTNOW,YOU.
SHERYLLYNN
Eddie,itwasoutoftheblue
andtherewasamanandhewasspeedingand
hewasdrunkandtheydidn't
CUTTO:
183EXT.INTERSECTIONDAY
AlittleStationWagonenterstheintersectionwiththerightofwaybutis
IMMEDIATELYANDPOWERFULLYCRUNCHEDbyaSPEEDINGMALIBUthatbarrelsinto
theintersection.
TheSTATIONWAGONisTHROWNfiftyyardsaway.AHORNblows...
CAMERADOESASLOWDOLLYINTOWARDSTHESTATIONWAGON.Dirk'sMOTHERand
FATHERareSOAKEDINBLOOD.
CAMERADOESASLOWDOLLYINTOWARDSTHESPEEDINGMALIBU.Halfin/half
throughthewindshieldofthiscarisJOHNNYDOE.
QUICKFADEOUT,CUTTO:
184EXT.DIRK'SHOUSE/TORRANCETHATMOMENT

Backtothescene.HOLDONDIRK.
SHERYLLYNN
Itwasjustsomedrunkkid,Eddie.
DIRK
whydoyoulivehere?
SHERYLLYNN
MyhusbandandIboughtthishouse.
DIRK
Why?Whydidyoudothat?
SHERYLLYNN
Eddie,please
DIRK
Thisismyhouse.THISISMYHOUSE.
Whatthefuck?Whatthefuckareyou
doinghere?Idon'twanttoseeyou,
Ineedtoseemymother.Iwantmymother.
CUTTO:
185INT.SHERYLLYNN'SHOUSEMOMENTSLATER
CAMERAHOLDSINTHEKITCHEN.SherylLynnmakesbreakfastwiththebabyon
herhip.HerHUSBANDsitsnearbyinhisbathrobe,watchingthesituation
andkeepingquiet.
Dirkisonthephoneinthelivingroom.WEHEARONLYMUFFLEDBITSFROMHIS
CONVERSATION.
DIRK
(intophone)
...Scotty.It'sDirk...yeah...yeah...
lemmetalktohim...Reed...yeah.Yeah.
(beat)
Areyousure...?Yeah,okay...inalittle...

Dirkhangsup,looksatSherylLynnandherhusband.
SHERYLLYNN
Iseverythingalright?
Dirknods.Shesetshimupwithacupofcoffee.
SHERYLLYNN
Youmadesomethingofyourself,Eddie.
Shesmiles,nods,pointstothelivingroom.
SHERYLLYNN
Ihaveallofyourtapes...I'veseen
allofyourfilms...Iknewyou'ddo
somethingspecialwithit...
Dirklooksandseesthatshehasacollectionofabout100videotapesona
shelf...theHusbandlooksalittledepressed...theBabycries...
DOLLYINALITTLEONDIRK.
CUTTO:
186INT.JACK'SHOUSEMORNING(LATER)
CAMERAholdsonthehallwaythatlookstowardsthefrontdoor.Itopens
slowlyandDirkstepsinside.Hetakeshissunglassesoffandstandsa
moment.
OCwehearsomenoisescomingfromthekitchen.Soundsofsomeonecooking
something.TheSOUNDfromthetelevision.
AfewmomentspassandJackenterstheHALLWAYandFRAME.JackandDirk
standamoment,lookingateachotherinsilence.Dirklooksdown,fiddles
withhissunglasses,losesit
DIRK
Canyoupleasehelpme?
HOLD.
CUTTO:
187INT.JACK'SOFFICEDAYMOMENTSLATER
DirkhasbrokendowninJack'sarms.Jackhugshimandpetshishead.AMBER
enters,bringsDirkaglassofwaterandsitsnexttothemonthecouch.
CAMERADOLLIESINSLOW.

JACK
It'salright,boy.It'salright.
FADEOUT.
188EXT.DOORWAYDAY"Sequence"E"
CAMERAholdsonadoorway.Buckstepsout,dressedinaBREAKDANCER
outfit,looksINTOCAMERA:
BUCK
DidIhearsomebodysayDEALS?
CAMERACONTINUESBACKTOREVEALthestorefrontof"BUCK'SSUPERCOOL
STEREOSTORE,"withahugebannerthatreads,"GrandOpening."
BUCK
Thisweekendandthisweekendonly
Buck'sSuperCoolStereoWorldismaking
SuperCoolDealsonALLnamebrands.
REVERSEANGLE:AMBERandKURTLONGJOHNarestandingnexttoaVIDEOCAMERA,
filmingaCOMMERCIALforBuck'sstore.
BUCK
We'reopen,we'rereadyallyou
needtodoiswalkover,getdownand
comeinsideus
AMBER
Cut.Excellent.
CUTTO:
189INT.HIGHSCHOOLCLASSROOMDAY
CAMERADOLLIESINONROLLERGIRL.She'ssittingatadesk,deepinthe
middleoftakingtheGEDtest.Shestartstodrift,lookingoutthewindow
...thenbacktothetest.
CUTTO:
190INT.BAKERSFIELDRETIREMENTHOMEDAY
CAMERADOLLIESINONBECKY.She'swearingaUNIFORMandworkingwitha

groupofOLDFOLKSintheretirementhome.ShefeedsMr.Brownsomesoup
andsmiles.
CUTTO:
191INT.JAILCELLNIGHT
THECOLONELsitsinajailcellwithalargeblackman,TYRONE.
COLONEL
Tyrone?
TYRONE
Yes,Colonel.
COLONEL
Tellme.
TYRONE
YouknowthatIloveyou.
COLONEL
Ilikehearingyousayit.
TYRONE
You'remybitch.Youalwayswillbe.
BEAT.THECAMERADOLLIESINONTHECOLONEL.Hesmiles.
CUTTO:
192EXT.HOTTRAXXNIGHTCLUBDAY
MAURICEisstandingoutfrontwithhistwoBROTHERSwhoarefreshoffthe
boat...they'reunveilinganewsigninfrontoftheclubthesheet
dropstoreveal
"RODRIGUEZBROTHERSNIGHTCLUB"
CUTTO:
193INT.NIGHTCLUB/CABARETNIGHT
CAMERAmovesacrossthesmallaudiencetothestagewhereREEDisdoinga
MAGICSHOW.He'swearingaleotardandfloatingsomebrassringsin
midair.Hesnapshisfingersandtheydropsintohishandshetakesa
bowanddoesalittledance.
CUTTO:

194INT.HOSPITAL/DELIVERYROOMDAY
CAMERAisHANDHELDasJESSIEST.VINCENTisscreamingandkickingherway
throughlabor.BUCKisholdingherhand.SCOTTYJ.iswiththem,filming
thewholethingwithaVIDEOCAMERA.
BUCK
C'mon,honey,c'mon,c'mon,c'mon.
JESSIE
JESUSMOTHERFUCKINGCHRISTALMIGHTYHELL.
WehearaBABYpopout,kickingandscreaming.
DOCTOR
Yes,yes,Jessie.It'saboy.
CUTTO:
EndSequence"E"
195EXT.JACK'SDRIVEWAYDAY(June84)
AnEQUIPMENTTRUCKbacksuptowardsCAMERA.ROCKY,SCOTTYJ.andKURT
LONGJOHNenterFRAMEandliftthebackuptorevealawholesetofVIDEO
EQUIPMENT.Theybegintounloadit...
STEADICAMPULLSBACKandJackentersFRAME,smilingandwalkingbackinto
thehouse...thisisonecontinousshot...ashemovesthrough,
interactingwith:
MAURICEiscookingsomestuffupinthekitchen.Smokeeverywhere.
JACK
Maurice,honey,turnthefanon.
MAURICE
Itsmellsgood,though.
JACK
It'sstinkin'upthewholehouse.
ROLLERGIRLisskatingaround,listeningtoheadphones.
JACK
Rollergirl,honey,please,Ijusthad

thefloorsredone.
ROLLERGIRL
What?
JACK
Yourskatesonthewoodfloor,please.
ROLLERGIRL
What?
JACK
Areyougoingdeaf?Turnthemusicdown
ROLLERGIRL
Jack,Ican'thearawordyou'resaying.
BUCKissettingupanewaudio/videosysteminJack'slivingroom.He
explainssometechnicalinformationaboutthenewformatof"compact
discs."
JACK
Justdomeafavorandmakeitwork,Buck.
BUCK
DidItalktoyouaboutthemodification
you'regonnaneed?
JACK
Don't.Don'tdoit,Buck.
BUCK
Jackyoustickwiththebass
yougotandit'snotgonnabeloud.
JACK
Idon'tlistentoitloud,alright?
Ijustwannahearsomething,okay?
JackcontinuesouttothePOOLAREA.REEDisswimmingwiththeBABY.JESSIE
ST.VINCENTisdoinganoilpaintingofthem.

JACK
Lookatthis,he'saswimmer!
JESSIE
(tothebaby)
CanyousayhellotoyourUncleJack?
JACK
(toJessie)
He'snotgonnapissinthepool,ishe?
JESSIE
Idon'tthinkso.
JACKwalksbackinthehouse,downthehallway,CAMERAPANStoaPICTUREon
thewallofLITTLEBILLthenPANSbacktoJack,whocontinuesdownthehall
into
AMBER'SBEDROOM.
She'ssittinginfrontofhermakeuptable.Hesitsnexttoher
AMBER
Areweready?
JACK
Plentyoftime.
AMBER
Whatareyoulookingat?
JACK
I'mlookingatyou,mydarling.
AMBER
You'restaring.
BEAT.Heleansin,givesherakissonthecheekandsays
JACK
You'rethefoxiestbitchI'veeverknown.
CUTTO:

196INT.JACK'SHOUSE/BEDROOMDAYTHATMOMENT
Dirkissittinginajeancostume,scriptinfrontofhimforthenewfilm,
workingonthelines.He'scleanedupabit,hairslickedback.Helooksin
themirror
DIRK
I'vebeenaroundthisblocktwice
lookingforsomething...aclue.
I'vebeenlookingforcluesandsomething
ledmebackhere...yeah...sohereIam.
(beat)
Couldabeenmewhowasat
Ringo'splacewhentheshitwentdown...
(beat)
Hey...Iknowhowitis...causeIbeen
there...we'vealldonebadthings....
Weallhavethoseguiltyfeelingsin
ourhearts...youwannatakeyour
brainoutofyourheadandwashitand
scrubitandmakeitclean...wellno.
(beat)
ButI'mgonnahelpyousettlethis...
(beat)
Firstwe'regonnacheckforholes,
seewhatwecanfind...thenwe're
gonnagetniceandwet...soyou're
gonnaspreadyourlegs...
(beat)
That'sgood...soyouknowme,you

knowmyreputation...thirteen
inchesisatoughload,Idon't
treatyougently...That'sright:
I'mBrockLanders.
(beat)
SoI'mgonnabeniceandI'mgonna
askyouonemoretime...
(beat)
WherethefuckisRingo?
Dirkstandsup,unzipshispantsandletshiscockhangout.Helooksat
theREFLECTIONofitinthemirror
DIRK
I'mastar,I'mastar,I'mastar.
I'mastar.I'mastar,I'mabig
brightshiningstar.
Heputshiscockbackinhispants,doesafinalkaratekickandwalksout
oftheroom,closingthedoorbehindhim.
THEEND

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